The only valid interpretation of enemies to lovers is when it is combined with the "X fell first, but Y fell harder." Like, X has been in so much love for so long that it feels like it's going to burn them from the inside out bc they're enemies, and they can't be together, and every time they think about Y they feel like they're touching a live bonfire that will one day destroy them, while Y is completely oblivious, insisting they hate X who is "annoyingly attractive, it's not fair" until the moment the revelation bonks them over head and they are immediately like "welp, looks like I'm in love and I refuse to live without X, they are not allowed to bury themselves away from me bc we WILL take on the world together whether they like it or not. No, I will not burn them, we will burn the world together, you hear me?" Also, they're gay. Also necessary. In this essay I will—
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finally....doodle drawings....of course it's of @/myhatisblue Mills and rake hanging out bc hat's one reply about rake forcefully taking u outside to look at pretty things, + some goofy stuff
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POV: Elphaba watching the Wizard and Morrible scheming from afar-
ELPHABA: Those two may be evil, but I’m wicked.
ELPHABA: . . . and wicked always wins.
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I've made you a puzzle! I think I narrowed it down to exactly one card
Transcript just in case Tumblr compresses it:
As it turns out, your friend's cube constructed deck is much harder to beat than expected. They've used Waste Land and Crucible of Worlds to decimate your mana base. Your creatures have been obliterated by fireball after fireball, and you're staring down 14 Rukh tokens. Your modern food combo deck looks like chump change at this point. Luckily, you've found a way out with a card that you stole off your opponent a while back in the game. The board state is thus: Your opponent has an empty graveyard, after abusing You're In Command and mutate shenanigans to put pretty much everything into their command zone just to flex on your sorry ass, aside from a Gitaxian Probe on top of their library. They still control an island, 14 tapped Rukh tokens, an Ali from Cairo, a Laboratory Maniac, and 3 life. They resolved a blossoming calm last turn. Your hand is empty and your library is just basic lands at this point, and you've already made your land drop this turn. You have in play 4 food tokens, one Rat token (WOE), 3 wastes, and a mv 1 artifact that'll win you the game this turn. What is it?
(This some kind of trick question or what?)
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ranking supernatural characters’ eid outfits from worst to best
10. dean
4/10 astagfirullah babygirl what is THAT. truly the brown man equivalent of flannel and jeans
9. claire
6/10 rolled out of bed 20 mins before the prayer started and u can tell. invested in a new leather jacket for eid and dean and jody have heart attacks when she shows up. the sunglasses stay ON during salah and she only rlly goes for the eidi
8. sam
7.5/10 basic but classic! points off for toes out 🤢 he’s probably the guy greeting people and handing out ma’amoul at the mosque entrance
7. benny
8/10 again points off for being a bit basic but altogether very nice very stylish! this fit makes everyone at the mosque wonder how the hell dean ever pulled him
6. jody
8.5/10 the colour looks amazing on her and she gets extra points for being the one to hand out the best snacks after prayers
5. eileen
9/10 very cute but not too over the top! she’s greeting people with sam and he was the one who did her mehndi 🥹
4. cas
10/10. he’s the guy who you pray asks for your baba’s number. telling dean to cover his awrah
3. jack
19/10 cas and dean made sure that he’d be the best dressed kid at the masjid. if he wasnt theyd cry. racks up a grand in eidi
2. rowena
20/10 the most well dressed auntie you’ll ever meet. gives the best eidi. criticises sam’s ma’amoul and dean’s outfit and well everyone. has dirt on everyone
1. crowley
284929/10. SLAY.
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bayern setting an ultimatum of midnight tonight for us to accept the kane offer is so funny like YOU are the ones that aren't giving us enough money why do you think you're in charge now?
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