edit: “wheres Lidl” “where where’s piggly wiggly” “where’s HEB” THERES ONLY 12 SLOTS THATS WHY I PUT A “Something Else” OPTION!!!! /lh

another edit: I’m not saying that publix is affordable or practical (i completely agree, it’s fucking expensive) i just said it was the best. Also pub subs are fire.

I've SEEN a real life ACME just like I've seen a real life Winn-Dixie. I've even been in a Winn-Dixie. But that doesn't make either of the real stores, they're not real stores they're from Looney Tunes and Because Of Winn Dixie and they cannot affect me

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗' 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚐 

Valeria speaks to my soul with the level of hater she is <3

So have our favorite lesbian and a cute lil doggie :3 

/do not use my art

walk a mile in these louboutins :skull: 

@its-target-official @fr-winn-dixie @big-mayo-official

im so tired.

extras + time lapse undercut (plus some notes from me for everyone in the drawings <3)

^extra thing i made before i actually started drawing + my refrence image

some personal notes: this was SO fun to draw!! <3 I really loved displaying the dynamic between you three and drawing a poly relationship. i dont see a lot of poly stuff in the media and it just felt really nice to have something representing that. i love you all so much!!! some notes for target: IM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. i started this project thinking i could get it done in two hours, tops. it took me SEVEN HOURS. anyways, i really loved the detailed description you gave and really hope i didnt miss anything! overall, your character was very colourblind-friendly and i loved drawing them.

some notes for dixie: I FUCKING LOVED DRAWING YOU. the outfit is based off of winn dixie’s official uniform but i made it a little bit more silly. you give me the vibes of someone who owns a million sitckers and clothing patches and i really wanted to represent that in the art. 10/10 and i will be drawing you again.

some notes for mayo: i had the HARDEST time drawing you! i am not super into weirdcore but this was a really fun and challenging draw. i based your outfit off of the basic mayo colours (i hope) but this also meant working with colours i cannot see! i really loved the inclusion that you brought to the draw, though.

okay its 12 am, goodnight :3

so this looks absolutely horrible. i cant draw but i tried.

here he is in all his glory. @important-question-anon

LORE DROP

soooo, in the wake of several corpo fics, im going to leave stuff about c!target

detailed physical description: pale skin, 6 foot 7 inches, afab (has had both bottom and top surgery), tinney tiny bit underweight (not unhealthily) lean stature, mostly bright red hair (like 🔴) with white streaks, red pupil with two red rings around it, white iris, white sclera, eye shape is downturned at the edges, pointed ears (not super noticeable), left eyebrow has a cut for ✨aesthetics✨, wings (don’t come after me for the cringe, i don’t give a flying fuck), primaries/secondaries feather have red barring, 16 ft wingspan, elliptical wing shape, tail is kinda like this-

(couldn’t find credit for artist)

-which follow the same pattern for feather color as the wings, long fingers with long nails painted black

style description: usually wears loose/thick clothing, think cargo pants, sweaters, the like, black fingerless gloves, red/white converse high tops, only jewellery is several ear piercings, black ring (it’s ace), one gold ring from Winn Dixie, one silver ring from mayo

personality description: it/its/itself pronouns, asexual, polyromantic, polyamory, alters its clothing itself to allow for its wings/tail, dating Winn and mayo, likes its partners a lot and smothers them with love, love language is touch, can be very rude and mean at times, *deep breath* *speaks very fast* has depression, anxiety, autism, adhd, ptsd, insomnia [these are all disorders I actually have, except for maybe ptsd. I haven’t been diagnosed but I have a lil inkling], had negectful/slightly abusive parents, was a runaway, sarcastic as shit, cusses like a goddamn sailor, self harms (it’s going to a therapist, though! it’s trying to get better) had an ed (mostly recovered, only relapses sometimes), has a service dog named bullseye, who is a chow chow with brown spots, is interested in the paranormal and monthly holds seances to talk to the dead corporations in the mansion,

AS SUGGESTED BY @the-retailverse, it can use a sword with extreme skill (even in a modern setting, this is still an important part of its character) and has a one sided rivalry with Waffle House (waffle house hates them)

that’s as much as I can think of rn!

also bonus sketch i did earlier:

Not saying that every Kate DiCamillo book makes me cry, but The Tale of Despereaux? Because of Winn-Dixie? The Tiger Rising? The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane? Quite a big coincidence.

The SADDEST Children’s Book Ever Written - The Miraculous Journey Of Edward Tulane (Animated Recap)

I need you to know Erika and Reina were in that house suckin n fuckin all day. Literally they have sex at dawn and the next time skip is dusk and they were boinkin that whole time in every conceivable way a woman and an alligator can boink

TarWinnMay thing:

Because Target is a Birdfolk, and Winn-Dixie is a Mammalfolk, it makes sense to me to make Mayo a Fishfolk (not sure what kind though, still thinking about that).

Because air/land/water trios are always cool. :]

Kate DiCamillo and Lois Lowrey were really carrying the 3rd grade reading curriculum

when Kate DiCamillo wrote "The world is dark and light is precious; come closer, dear Reader, you must trust me. I am telling you a story," and "Tell me a story. Make some light," and when Peter S. Beagle wrote "As for you and your heart and the things you said and didn't say, she will remember them all when men are fairytales in books written by rabbits," and when Andrew Peterson wrote "The winter is whispering 'Green and gold,' and the heart is whispering too; it's a story the Maker has always told and the story, my child, is true."

ON LOVE THAT BURNS

Bon Iver A song for a lover of long time ago / Kate DiCamillo Because of Winn-Dixie / @/ratsandillies on instagram C + M / Franny Choi Perihelion: A History of Touch / unknown / Albert Camus The Fall / Tony Belobrajdic Hands 1 / Sylvia Plath / Yan Wei / Tracie MacVean

Arrival (2-10-24)

Written for @its-target-official

Winn-Dixie looked up from his work, the sight of Target hanging its jacket on the coat rack greeting him.

"It certainly took you long enough," He snarked, though there was no heat behind his words. "Were my instructions not clear, Tar?" Target chuckled, shaking its head as it walked up to where Winn-Dixie sat in long, easy strides.

Far taller than its lover, Target leaned down, capturing his mouth in a soft kiss.

"Oh, your instructions were plenty clear, Dix." It smiled cheekily. "I just had to grab a couple things." Winn-Dixie arched a brow, trying and failing to look stern as Target peppered his face with kisses.

"And what, pray tell, were these things? What sort of surprise do you have in place, Target?" Target's smile merely widened, and it rose to its full height.

"It's a surprise." It replied cryptically, kissing him again."Wait here, and I'll go grab them."

Winn-Dixie watched as the love of his life left out the front door, heading to its car to get whatever items it had for the surprise.

happy fortnight friday to all who celebrate

The summer Opal and her father, the preacher, move to Naomi, Florida, Opal goes into the Winn-Dixie supermarket—and comes out with a dog. A big, ugly, suffering dog with a sterling sense of humor. A dog she dubs Winn-Dixie. Because of Winn-Dixie, the preacher tells Opal ten things about her absent mother, one for each year Opal has been alive. Winn-Dixie is better at making friends than anyone Opal has ever known, and together they meet the local librarian, Miss Franny Block, who once fought off a bear with a copy of WAR AND PEACE. They meet Gloria Dump, who is nearly blind but sees with her heart, and Otis, an ex-con who sets the animals in his pet shop loose after hours, then lulls them with his guitar. Opal spends all that sweet summer collecting stories about her new friends and thinking about her mother. But because of Winn-Dixie or perhaps because she has grown, Opal learns to let go, just a little, and that friendship—and forgiveness—can sneak up on you like a sudden summer storm.