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tobbogan-13 · 4 months

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edit: “wheres Lidl” “where where’s piggly wiggly” “where’s HEB” THERES ONLY 12 SLOTS THATS WHY I PUT A “Something Else” OPTION!!!! /lh

another edit: I’m not saying that publix is affordable or practical (i completely agree, it’s fucking expensive) i just said it was the best. Also pub subs are fire.

#grocery store #groceries #groceryshopping #publix #publix grocery #aldi #walmart #target #shop-rite #kroger #winn-dixie #sprouts #whole foods #trader joes #florida #florida things

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massachusetts-official · 10 days

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salutations from florida. it is hot and the horrors are neverending. important question (to me): what is the massachusetts equivalent to publix

That would be Market Basket. The holy land of MA grocery stores.

#massachusetts #ask #florida #publix #market basket

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the-official-publix · 1 month

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are any of the gimmick blogs lawyers i need one i got a firehouse sub today and didnt get one of those long ass pickles

#pub sub #gimmick #gimmick account #gimmick blog #publix #publix posting #firehouse subs #fuck firehouse #i want my damn pickle #i dont even eat them lol

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puttinghomsarinplaces · 4 months

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can you put homsar at publix picking up his prescriptions

He doesn't realise no one is there

#publix #putting homsar in places #homsar #homestar runner #h*r #h☆r

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lude-n-lascivious · 2 years

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The Mac and Cheese Journey

Let me start out this post by giving a little history lesson about Kraft mac and cheese. Let me quote this article from CNN in 2016:

Kraft Changed Its Mac & Cheese Recipe and Nobody Noticed

by David Goldman @DavidGoldmanCNN

March 8, 2016: 10:00 AM ET

Notice anything different about your mac & cheese lately?

No? Don't worry, nobody else did either.

Kraft Heinz removed artificial preservatives, flavors and dyes from its mac & cheese recipe in December. To keep its yellow-orange glow, Kraft swapped out artificial food colors, including yellow 5 and yellow 6, for natural spices like paprika, annatto and turmeric.

The new mac & cheese also doesn't use artificial preservatives. (It maintains the natural preservatives, however, including 720 mg of sodium per serving -- 1,710 mg per box, which is 72% of your daily recommended salt intake.)

The company has sold more than 50 million boxes of the new mac & cheese so far.

Kraft launched a marketing campaign Monday, starring former "Daily Show" and "Late Late Show" host Craig Kilborn. The company is calling it "the world's largest blind taste test."

"As we considered changing the ingredients of our classic Blue Box, we did so knowing we had to maintain our iconic look, taste and texture," said Greg Guidotti, Kraft Heinz's vice president of meals, in a statement. "We'd invite Americans to try our new recipe, but they most likely already have."

I'm sorry, I noticed. I noticed immediately when my noodles started taking more than 7 minutes to cook. Then, the mac acquired a smell to it that I can only describe as urine-esque. Then Kraft ripped my heart out, put turmeric on it to make it yellow, and fed it back to me. I don't eat mac and cheese to be healthy. I eat it because I like cheesey noodles and I'm too lazy or tired to cook something real. Give me the fake everything. Cancer mac, my beloved. So I now present to you, my journey to find a store brand mac and cheese that might taste like my sweet sweet mesothelioma powdered cheddar goodness. First, since it's been a couple of years, I decided to get Kraft one last chance.

5/10 Stars. Turmeric does not belong in mac and cheese. Still smells like urine. You broke my heart Fredo. (I wish this was Alfredo so I could make a better joke.)

Next is Kroger Brand Mac

I was definitely apprehensive as it is "all-natural" too. What's so natural about mac and cheese any way? The cheese is friggin' powder. 2/10 Stars - Noodles took nearly 10 minutes to cook and the mix smells so weird I thought I was going to die.

Next, because it was next to the Kroger brand, I said "What the hell - Cheetos Mac is going into the cart too."

6/10 - It's better than Kraft and tastes like Kraft Easy Mac in 2005. But the noodles taste like hamburger helper noodles. The more you eat it, the more gross it gets. I felt sick afterward. Costs almost $4 a box.

I get the majority of my groceries at Food Lion, this store is sprinkled across the south and their store brand items are usually very very good.

7/10 - Better than all the other ones so far - but mostly just Okay. The cheese has a red tint to it which is kind of off-putting. I wouldn't seek it out.

Finally, we have our winner:

10/10 - Tastes like Kraft used to taste before they went cuckoo bananas and broke my heart. Publix, you are amazing. This only costs 99 cents. I've missed this taste so much in the last seven years, I've eaten about 3-4 boxes of the Publix brand in the past week.

Thank you for taking this journey with me.

I did the hard work so now you don't have to.

#kroger #publix #food lion #cheeto #kraft #mac and cheese #macaroni and cheese #journey #cheetos

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badly-drawn-doflamingo · 11 months

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I love the fact Pucci just- went to Publix canonically.

Like it’s just PUBLIX

[ Southern Brand ]

#jjba #publix #jjba pucci #father pucci #jjba stone ocean #stone ocean #jojo stone ocean #YES I KNOW ITS NORMALLY IN FL #IM FROM FL #BUT LIKE #ITS STILL JARRING

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gwydionmisha · 11 months

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Florida Publix Refuses to Write 'Trans' on a Cake, Citing Company Policy

#Florida #Publix #Discrimination #Trans #News

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thepopculturearchivist · 3 months

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THE NEW YORKER, February 4, 1928

#vintage advertising #vintage advertisement #movie ad #1920s #paramount #Publix #1928 #emil jannings #colleen moore #new york city

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monsiurrabbit · 9 months

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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays The Squad from finding out their squadmate got the job.

#bert and ernie #ernie and bert #helluva boss #jimmy neutron #my memes #octavia #octavia goetia #sheen estevez #iron giant #meme humor #publix #jobs #the squad #working #retail #grocery store #grocery shopping

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the-retailverse · 3 months

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Party (2-11-24)

@its-target-official @fr-winn-dixie

Winn-Dixie frowned slightly as he surveyed the party, heading towards the couch, cup of punch in hand.

"Why did I let Nokia talk me into this...?" He muttered to himself, sitting on the far end. When the party ended, he would be giving her a piece of his mind.

"...And then I got my car towed!" Target finished, grinning at the laughter its story received. As the small group dispersed, it headed to the punchbowl, where Publix was filling up a cup.

"I've gotta say Pubs," Target grinned. "You always throw an awesome party." Publix smiled at the compliment.

"Thanks! Anything to get everybody all together!" Her voice dropped to a whisper. "...Speaking of everybody, there's a new guy here..." Its brows rose, and Publix gestured to follow her.

The pair headed to the kitchen, out of earshot of the other party-goers.

"The new guy's name is Winn-Dixie, and he just moved here." She spoke quietly. Target blinked, leaning against the doorway.

"You think I should shoot my shot?" Publix nodded.

"Of course! You should get to know him, before Jersey does..." It stared at her, dumbfounded.

"Jersey Mike's is here?!" Publix shushed it.

"Yes!" She discretely gestured to the couch, where Jersey Mike's and Winn-Dixie were quietly chatting. "I'll cause a distraction so you can get in there and do your thing." Target glanced at her.

"You will?" Publix nodded.

"Yeah! You're my friend." She opened one of the cabinets, pulling out two bottles of wine, and giving it a wink. "You've got this, Target! Channel that inner heartthrob!" Publix returned back to the party.

Target nodded, inhaling and exhaling before leaving the kitchen and heading to the couch. Jersey Mike's was at the punchbowl, pouring themselves a glass of wine.

Winn-Dixie was sitting on the couch, looking bored.

"...Is this seat taken...?" Winn-Dixie looked up as Target spoke, craning his neck to look it in the face. He shook his head.

"No, no, not at all." He blinked at Target, staring at it with sharp red eyes as Target sat down. "Jersey Mike's was here, but they went to get some wine and chat..." Winn-Dixie extended a hand.

"I'm Winn-Dixie." Target shook his hand.

"Target." Now that it was closer to Winn-Dixie, it could see why Publix had pointed him out.

He was totally its type.

"So..." Target racked its brain for something to make small talk about. "How are you enjoying the party so far?" A small smile graced Winn-Dixie's features, and Target was smitten.

"It's a wonderful party." He replied. "And though I've just moved here, everyone here's been very kind..." Target nodded.

"It's nice to see a new face." It spoke, giving him a wink. "Especially one as nice as yours." Winn-Dixie blushed faintly.

"Target." He murmured. "After this party's over, I'll be heading home to finish unpacking. Would you...?" Target nodded, giving him a smile.

"Like to help?" It spoke. "Of course. Matter of fact, we could go now." Winn-Dixie blinked at him.

"Now? I don't want you to miss out on the party..." Target shrugged.

"I don't mind." It replied, glancing up and seeing Publix. She gave Target a thumbs-up. "Besides, we can have our own party unpacking, just the two of us.." Winn-Dixie hummed thoughtfully.

"I do have wine..." He mused, and nodded. "Alright, let's go. Just let me say goodbye to Jersey Mike's first." Target watched as Winn-Dixie hopped off the couch, making a beeline to where Jersey Mike's stood, chatting with Aldi and GameStop. They exchanged a few words, before the three hugged Winn-Dixie, and he moved back to where Target was.

"Ready to go?" It asked, smiling and he nodded.

"Yes." Winn-Dixie glanced up at Target and blushed faintly.

#the retailverse #target #winn dixie #targetwinn #aldi #publix #nokia #game stop #jersey mikes #retail stores humanized #retail store shipping #retail store humans

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kurotaurus17 · 30 days

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