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reblogging this because i just went fucking insane laughing
A math teacher, a gym teacher, and an art teacher die and arrive in heaven at the same time.
God tells them that heaven is full and they will have to trick the devil to be let in. God calls the devil and the devil comes in and introduces himself.
The math teacher tries first and gives him a hard equation. The devil solves it in 10 seconds and the teacher is sent to hell.
The gym teacher asks him to do 1,000 push-ups in a row without stopping. The devil does it without stopping and the gym teacher is sent to hell.
The art teacher then says, “Give me a chair with 7 holes carved in it.” The devil hands him the chair. The art teacher sits down on it and farts. He asks the devil, “What hole did the fart come out of?” The devil replies, “Easy, the third one.” The art teacher then says, “No, my asshole.” And then makes his way to heaven.
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ohhhhhh shes a pretty kitty but shes tryin act all nice to atone for her sins
today i learned the important lesson of not accidentally locking your cat in your bathroom
my cat
my cat fucking pissed in my hamper
she fucking knows it too
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today i learned the important lesson of not accidentally locking your cat in your bathroom
my cat
my cat fucking pissed in my hamper
she fucking knows it too
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ciao
Please gods I am so bored
This is very much a desperate post, but please interact with me or send me asks! I am very much bored at the moment and I need the motivation to do things, which I think I can only get from the inevitable dopamine of this site.
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MY STREAM TEACHER JUST RECCOMENED ME A TRUE CRIME PODCAST OMG
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wasn't tagged but bingle didn't tag anyone anyway
forest green, cat, and cookie dough
@kroger-fr @thekrogercompany @actually-kroger
A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:
~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.
~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.
~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.
Mine are:
~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.
Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)
@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just
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are you autistic and gay?
lesbian and autistic perhaps?
an autistic pan or bisexual?
asexual and autistic?
trans or non binary and autistic?
any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?
well guess what...
you're fucken great and I love you
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why
if you work at piggly wiggly reblog this so i can insult you and your poor choices
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there is no mental stability in that statement
y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them
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I KNOW WHO CURIOUS GEORGE IS IM JUST CONFUSED WHY THEY THOUGHT I WAS DEFENDING CURIOUS GEORGE'S HONOR
if you work at piggly wiggly reblog this so i can insult you and your poor choices
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you dare mock me
y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them
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well i was already hungry so rude
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THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP MY FRIEND'S RESEARCH PAPER IS ON JEFFERSON AND MINES ON HAMILTON DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER
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seriously tho paper straws suck also to make the paper you have to... guess what... cut down trees!
also i literally hate the texture of the paper straws like why
If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.
Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.
We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.
The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.
Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.
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shit im crying
did this last night
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