Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?
MC: See, me personally-
Lucifer: MC!
MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!
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Please listen:
Admin Didi here, I can no longer add links and photos and blinky flashy gifs to our submission form, so I am BEGGING you guys to read the tiny block of text on the submit page:
We do not accept racist shit. We do not accept anything that promotes self harm. We do not take Facebook Marketplace joke listings. If you submit these things repeatedly, you will be blocked.
If what you are sending us would make people absolutely miserable to see, perhaps you should not send it.
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I dunno why people make Susie and Noelle go to prom together when we all know deep down that Kris and Susie will go to prom together and Noelle would 3rd wheel. Not because I think krusie is better than suselle or anything (I mean…c’mon) But because they’re literally tied at the hip that their friendship overrides any romantic feelings they had for other people.
Case in point :
EDIT :
Since this is getting attention I have something to confess to you all :
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I hate people who are like “AI allows me to do these things I wanted to do but can’t because I suck at it” do you think that every person before AI didn’t suck at what they were good at? Do you think it’s worth stealing other people’s passions so you can pretend you’re good at something instead of trying?
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The face you make when you try to steal a sandwich out of a complete stranger's hands and you aren't sorry and will do it again
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