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thepettymachine · 1 month
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Distracting the Van Hould teens while walking around their mansion and stealing stuff
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tumbwr · 10 months
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l3viat8an · 11 months
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Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?
MC: See, me personally-
Lucifer: MC!
MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!
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baradragon · 2 months
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shiftythrifting · 10 days
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alithographica · 6 months
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Behold
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roadrunner orb
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suja-janee · 2 months
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I wonder who these two totally random people in disguise are?
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puppyeared · 10 months
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Started listening to JTTW
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piplupcola · 4 months
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Writers trying to convince Disney execs not to cancel Nimona, Owl House, and many other IPs:
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It's almost laughable how ironic this scene is with what a dumpster fire Wish turned out to be
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jessaerys · 1 month
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from a longer thing i may or may not finish
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zombvibes · 1 year
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I dunno why people make Susie and Noelle go to prom together when we all know deep down that Kris and Susie will go to prom together and Noelle would 3rd wheel. Not because I think krusie is better than suselle or anything (I mean…c’mon) But because they’re literally tied at the hip that their friendship overrides any romantic feelings they had for other people.
Case in point :
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EDIT :
Since this is getting attention I have something to confess to you all :
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I hate people who are like “AI allows me to do these things I wanted to do but can’t because I suck at it” do you think that every person before AI didn’t suck at what they were good at? Do you think it’s worth stealing other people’s passions so you can pretend you’re good at something instead of trying?
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intrigued by the implications of stone and wade's dynamic in the second movie
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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months
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2011 Italian Grand Prix - Vettonso
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trainer-blue · 10 months
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FUCKED. UP??
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zooophagous · 11 months
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The face you make when you try to steal a sandwich out of a complete stranger's hands and you aren't sorry and will do it again
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