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mexicanistnet · 4 months

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Embrace Witches Hair, the black lichen superfood with iron and nutty vibes. Make goth bread, dark jellies, and steamy feasts with wild meat. Get weird and delicious in the kitchen.

#Witches Hair #black lichen #superfood #goth bread #goth #gothic #goth girl #dark jellies #steamy feasts #wild meat #weird and delicious

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trashwaaveactual · 6 months

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Oh deer!

#deer #wild meat #carnivore #cooking #food #hunting #big game hunting

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egophiliac · 3 months

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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

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toytulini · 10 months

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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crezz-star · 6 months

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egghead⚔️but its base bodysuit only

#crezztellations #one piece #roronoa zoro #ロロノア・ゾロ #My mind is stuck in this.#You cannot just give me Zoro in spandex and not..#make me think about this.#Look.... LOOK OKAY.#HIS EGGHEAD OUTFIT MAKES MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD.#//breathes #This is default in my brain. This is what i see in my Zoro fangirl vision. No matter how much the anime nerfed him. he is meaty and delicio #thats why Luffy loves him. he have so much meat and Luffy loves meat.#Its backless yes because holy moly the view of his back muscles.#BRAIN GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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meatlessmcmuffin · 1 year

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stop thinking so hard about it dude ur gnna get a headache

#breath of the wild #loz #tloz #link #zelda #in general i dont think of botws story so much as others but i also have this idea in my head of link regaining his memories but never #never quite being able to remember her face or even who exactly she was to him . like he sees how they interact in his memory but #he cant remember his own feelings. and maybe he remembers at the end when he sees her but maybe its more complicated than that #like in botw you can make the most of a wartorn world and have all kind of adventures and sidequests and build a home and a town and meet #new people and you cant do all of that on top of the 100 year sleep without coming out of it a different person.#which isnt bad. but i just imagine some things could get harder and harder to remember #' i dont think of botw's story as much as others ' maybe i do actually #meat art

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butchdykekondraki · 4 months

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i do think its hilarious when people are shocked about big tits usually not being super perky like. brother. do you know how fucking heavy they are. of course theyre going to sag a bit its like . FULL of muscle and body fat in there . like do people just assume its like. air. or that its just Built Like That. fascinating to me how little some people know about female body anatomy

#[ren]#man. people on forums are fucking wild sometimes #sorry im like. looking at anatomy references and seeing people get freaked out by this is so funny.#like brother thats MEAT!!! thats WEIGHT!!! of course it gets WEIGHED DOWN its WEIGHTED MEAT

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feral-bunnie · 1 year

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..excuse me

#not the kentucky meat shower #wtf #i’m obsessed w this im doing so much research #planes weren’t a thing yet #they think it’s vultures but #THIS IS WILD

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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my all-time favorite False Childhood Memory is the time Mister Rogers guest-starred for an episode of The Magic School Bus. I can find no record of this actually happening but I remember it vividly and by gosh mcgolly wouldn't that have been the niftiest beans

#in my memory it started out Roger Rabbit style (w/ Real World Mr Rogers being visited by cartoon characters)#and then the Bus transformed into a machine that transformed MISTER ROGERS into a cartoon #and then he hopped on the Bus to join the class for a Standard Educational-Yet-Traumatic Magical Field Trip #also the animation style was suspiciously similar to the time the Supernatural Bros guest starred on Scooby Doo #so that really should have tipped me off about the reliability of this specific memory #(also i remember being really anxious about whether or not Mr Rogers would be permanently stuck in the toon world #so in hindsight this was probably just another weirdly vivid stress dream i get those a lot #and they can be a Wild Ride (magic school bus theme song callback)#as anyone who stuck around with me through the Clown Deli Meat Dream Post can testify #)

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ruthlesslistener · 1 year

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probs part of the funniest thing my mom learned from the SD zoo animal care program she took for her ecology degree is that a.) enrichment items don't need to necessarily mimic items from their natural habitat, they just need to elicit natural behaviors, and b.) those behaviors don't necessarily need to be based on positive emotions. Sometimes the best thing to do is to give a captive animal something that will frustrate the hell out of them to get that brain working. Subject those beasts to situations

#mind you it shouldnt be TOO stressful it should be something that is like #optional reward but frustrating to get #you dont put their food in puzzle feeders you put high-value treats in so if they dont get it they wont starve #and if they do they get that satisfaction #but yeah thats why you see lions with meat-stuffed pumpkins #theyd never be exposed to pumpkins in the wild (presumably)#but it elicits a natural behavior of tearing open/crushing a tough hide to get to yummy meat and organs

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 5 months

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puppets can be considered arthropods

#exoskeleton....#they are Shelled creatures....#also invertebrates... there were puppets in the cambrian era i just know it...#personally i like to believe they're related to horseshoe crabs. or perhaps shrimp #hm. getting the mental image of a seafood restaurant #and the waiter brings out one of those fuckin. yk the dish with the metal dome on top #they put it down and lift the top - its a lovely steamed puppet with an entire pineapple in their mouth #and the diners dont use crab crackers - they use little craft scissors. the ones with the squiggle blades #theres still like. crab meat inside instead of stuffing. so. but the rest is puppet #no wait its puppet meat! what would puppet meat taste like... fluffy like stuffing.. a little sweet maybe.. sugar spice and everything nice #absolutely unprompted #be free my darling post! into the wild with naught but your own wings to carry you!#man. now i want crab. just a pile of huge crab legs to crack into and devour like a wild animal #while my cat stares at me with her gigantic imploring eyes #silently begging for a tidbit & drilling holes into my head all the while #normal things to pine for Yes?

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brattylikestoeat · 5 months

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#creamy chicken and wild rice soup #soup #soup season #chicken #meat #rice #tiktok #tiktok food #brattylikestoeat #food #foodlr #food blog #video #foodie #cooking stim #stim cooking #savory stim #yummy

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talos-stims · 3 months

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saddle of wild boar | source

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queer-carbonated-sugar-water · 8 months

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ive been mentally ill over video games before, but jesus holy christ does Outer Wilds make me *so* mentally ill

every time i see it mentioned or in a piece of art or i just happen to see it again my brain goes racing thinking about all of it

Outer Wilds my absolute beloved

#meat rambles #outer wilds

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ask-the-nine-links · 1 year

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Wild. Keep the cooking pot away from Hyrule. That's all..

Wild: LINK H. HYRULE.

Hyrule: What?? Also that's not my middle name. Or last name.

Wild: Irrelevant. Step away from the pot.

Hyrule: But I just wanted to make some stew with this meat I found! See, doesn't it look good?

Wild:

Wild: STEP. AWAY. FROM. THE. POT.

#hyrule ily but that meat has either been baking in the sun for the past 5 years or been regurgitated by at least 3 different animals #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu wild #lu hyrule

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snakegetslost · 1 year

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TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SPOILERS AHEAD!!

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Zoras domain: a scourge of black sludge is infecting our drinking water and destroying many of our precious art, including a statue in honor of our late princess who many of us were alive to remember the death of.

Rito village: our city is frozen over by a horrible blizzard caused by a massive storm raging above. Food is growing scarce. If something isn’t done soon, our home will become unsuitable.

Gerudo town: the extreme heat and cold combined with a horrible dust storm make venturing outside of our city walls dangerous. The addition of horrifying skeleton monsters have forced us to hide away in our homes. Our town appears completely abandoned to the outside eye.

Gorgon city: that’s some NASTY ROCK MEAT

#the legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #TotK #breath of the wild #spoilers #prince sidon #mipha x revali #who let the Gorons have a meat cult #I’ve not done the quest but that’s a meat cult #goron #tears of the kingdom spoilers #breath of the wild spoilers

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