Bendy, have you ever tried on any of Alice's makeup? I think you could rock it, and a dress and heels, baby!
Of course I'd rock it, have ya even seen me? I look good in anythin'! Yeah, sometimes when I'm feelin' bored, I go through Alice's makeup and make myself look pretty. Obviously she doesn't like me messin' with her stuff, tellin' me that I got my own. And that's true, but I like to think she that it's because come out lookin' prettier than her.
There were times when she took me into her room to gussy me up and experiment on me with lottsa different makeup and outfits. Now, I do like lookin' spiffy n' ravishin' so I don't mind bein' experimented on.
То, что я не могу воспринимать грядущий лайв экшен Бременских Музыкантов это отчасти стрёмные костюмы животных с таким же CGI, но вторая причина это то, что я по факту не могу воспринимать Атаманшу никак иначе как Дрэг Квин 🙏 простите, не нужно было так серьезно проёбываться с актёрами озвучки оригинала если не хотели таких интерпретаций у фанбазы
I want to be someone who has smart and interesting things to say about shows/movies that I like - like when I tried to convince my friends that they really need to watch Leverage. that would have been useful! instead I'm just like 'it's sooo good I like it so much I love all the characters they're all so awesome 🥰'
my thoughts are generally just like.
ooh he soo prettyyy. I want to braid his hair. hehe he punched someone. look at his lil face 🥰 baby boi. pretty smile his mouth is so nice I like his teeth. chest hair. hands! arms arms arms 🤤 his eyes are so pretty. oooh blood on his face, blood on his face! he's growling. annd his voice is all raspy again. I wonder [many many redacted thoughts]. ooh now he's in danger oh noo 😏
there's a bunch of 'she's so pretty' and 'I love her' somewhere in between all that too but mostly it's just. very, very stupid
I've read your tags about Nadia and I thought "welcome to the club!" (😆) I have very mixed feelings about her route too, for (almost) the same reasons! It's a shame, I wish I could appreciate more but it felt too much like the devs were alleviating the wrong of her actions and making her a perfect dom girlboss 😔
OH MY GOD, RIGHT??? THANK YOU, UGH 😭😭
I absolutely hate how she gets glorified by the narrative and some fans as this perfect goddes while she's just as childish, arrogant and entitled like Valerius and Lucio are. Really obnoxious that those two get rightfully villanized by the game but that with Nadia we're getting tied to a chair and spoon fed the narrative that she has never done anything wrong in her life.
The canon tells us over and over again that's she's a disgustingly rich monarch that married a tyrant on purpose just to try and steal his land as some kind of pet project to prove herself in front of her family and to enflate her own ego, but the moment Lucio didn't let her monopolize everything she started to close herself in her rooms to take naps just like a child throwing tantrums?
AND when she wakes up she keeps blaming her husband and the courtiers for Vesuvia's downfall as if she didn't have any sort of responsability towards the people of the city she decided to rule. Like... yikes. Am I supposed to think she's a good leader or even just a nice person?
Again: all of this is fine, great even. I love flawed characters and shitty people, Lucio and Valerius are my absolute favorites. But I find really pathetic these double standards in the narrative. I'll say it: it feels performative, fake and tokenizing. Not that I would expect any less by Nix Hydra.
Allow Nadia to be a fully fledged person with flaws and faults of her own, cowards.
I legit thought that her route would have been about her acknowledging her entitlement and neglet towards the city but appartenly the biggest conflict between her and MC was about her *checks notes* ... paranoia.
... ok.
Paranoia that she was right to have anyway because Valerius was literally just around the corner ready to stab her in the back, so??
What was the point.
Awfully written route. She would have worked great as the morally grey character/kinda shitty person she is, but I guess the devs were too busy to pat themselves on the back to do that.