pelican town, ‘72

hi. beckory and fronnie parallel

I think about him a lil too much to be normal

vote kipps in @favcharacterpoll

“ahaha no it’s not raining why would it be raining. Let me go drown old man”

it does something incomprehensible to my little writer’s soul whenever alex articulates a phenomenon of the writing process i’ve always picked up on and then goes on to describe it in exactly the same way

Stupid work has distracted me from the important business of Tux Tuesday…

But oh boy is it nice to see all that hotness on my dash 🥰

Normal service will be resumed shortly.

In the meantime here’s someone hot looking extremely smart…. and very hot

now how would a red horn headband end up in a supply closet.

kr/alsei shippers go away 👍

what if purple never calls him dad

oh so alisaie’s exaggerated bully behavior is 80% fanon. saying this she casually picks up a large rock

I’ve been lurking in the 911 tags for only a week and I’m already exhausted of most b*ddie shippers holy shit

So I’ve seen a lot of fics where Ninety-Nine was the one to give Wrecker Lula, then some where it was Omega, and a few where it was Tech… so now I wanna know who most ppl think gave Lula to Wrecker

Please rb for better result it’d be rlly nice 🥺

always thought this line was funny considering there’s Plenty of instances of kim calling harry his partner, and harry of course refers to kim as his partner all the time.

most of these i’d interpret as kim referring to him in a case-partner sense— i imagine that it’s a pretty common occurrence for non-partnered officers to pair up with each other on big cases considering kim mentioning that certain procedures (field autopsies, death notifications, etc) require two officers by RCM protocol.

but there’s a couple examples where it feels more… deliberate?

it intrigues me that the best example i could find of kim asserting him and harry’s partnership is from apologizing to him after the most egregious way you can fuck up your relationship to him in the game.

kim never ‘corrects’ harry anywhere else other than that convo with jean. kim seems to already be falling into viewing him and harry as official partners— only becoming self-conscious of it when suddenly faced with harry’s “actual” partner. his protest in front of jean feels like he’s correcting himself just as much as harry.

i dunno if i have any big conclusion i was trying to reach here, i just always found the line funny and even more telling when i looked up just how much he contradicts it everywhere else in-game. spongebob meme vc you likeee me don’t you lieutenant.

bonus result that doesn’t have anything to do with the rest really but i didn’t know you could tie at suzerainty and i’ve never seen this dialogue before. kim.

sorry this is so specific and self-indulgent and came out of nowhere but i blame @smr7k4 for this anyway supernatural au where scorpius is a washed up curse researcher/scientist who used to be trying to fine-tune or alter curses that are already incurable to work in favour of wizardkind which was a motivated passion after his mum died from one. he was recording how this one ritual could bring back people from death permanently outside of the resurrection stone but something went horribly wrong in his experiment. so scorpius let his research and projects get disbanded bcuz it crossed the border between normal magic and dark magic.

fast forward and scorpius dies somehow. his husband doesnt share nearly the same amount of moral limitation that scorpius subjected himself to, and would do just about anything to get him back. albus goes fishing around for all of scorpius’ old notebooks until he finds that ritual with the specific curse. he performs it and boom he got a little cannibal zombie hubby now. but zombo!scorp also needs to live on human meat so albus becomes a serial killer so he can sustain scorpius (who also isn’t very conscious of his actions and is in a state of animalistic bloodlust, but for some reason still holds a soft spot for albus). meanwhile ​rose would be the detective auror thats hot on albus’ trail trying to figure out who is responsible for the random killings.

essentially the au is albus finishing scorpius’ research by trying to figure out how to make him more human. he’s documenting what kind of foods zombo!scorp can and cant eat, how to restart all parts of his body to get it functioning again, how to help him access memories to his life and vice versa.

“oh blood type A- gives scorpius tummy aches so i won’t feed him people with that type” then jots down scorp’s lactose intolerant like symptoms. “oh scorpius doesnt like eating hair he always just eats around it. it would be easier if i just remove that part of the head” then takes note of scorpius’ preferences like its cutting crust of bread. “ugh rose is being annoyingly smart again looks like i gotta frame someone to buy me some time before she finds me out sighhh” or “scorpius was always such a sweet tooth so maybe i need to find people with high glucose levels” or “maybe if he eats someone familiar like karl jenkins or something that could trigger a memory for him and reverse some of these effects” (albus just wants an excuse to murk karl).

designated sillies posting time

background taken from the uhhhhhhhhh i forgot but ONE OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think it was crunchy construction?

she painted the word “orphanage” on a cardboard box and let him blow that one up

also other various doodles because we’re already here!!!

the two fellas are ocs, I’ve already posted prawn but the magician looking dude’s name is sean and he’s technically pt oc too but i have no idea where to fit him so for now he’s just there

Consider: Dual Destinies au where Bobby is simply kidnapped and is saved after the conclusion of the final case . And also that he really did interact with Blackquill and the gang before being replaced in 5-4. Imagine him meeting up with Blackquill and the first thing Bobby does is celebrate that Blackquill’s sentence was overturned. Doesn’t think about himself for a second, doesn’t really care about the spy who impersonated him (aside from being very sorry that this fake Bobby hurt his friends and wasn’t fighting for Justice), just relishes in the excitement of knowing this man he believed in so much finally walks free— and just in the nick of time. It’s what he wanted for Blackquill, and it’s a relief because he was on pins and needles knowing Blackquill’s execution date was the next day, and he wouldn’t be there if he wasn’t saved or escaped in time. But everyone is safe, and everyone is happy, just this once.

and then they sloppy make out with each other