Mandy… we must discuss max/oscar… what is the lore… what are the notes…. Im clocked in ma’am im ready to be deluded — wiz

ok so i called myself the unofficial head of this ship (lol) but actually looking through the tumblr tag i must denounce myself and crown @nyoomfruits instead bc she has been on it from day 1

max and oscar are just so similar i think they get each other!! they're both very down to earth and very focussed on the job. both of them hailed as extraordinary in lower formulas and quickly making their way up (ofc max's was very quick and oscar had his year out, but still all things considered). i feel like a lot of it is max being surprised about oscar, i dont think he expected that deadpan energy/serious but enjoying it/quick wit from him and now hes like oh i see, i get it. maybe also helps how much lando gets along with oscar and max obvs likes lando. trusts his opinion.

max praising oscar when he hardly ever praises anyone like this

oscar looking up at max with awe and eagerness (its a still from a video but let me have this)

this tho!!! max never sits on the floor but sees oscar doing it so joins him?! for no reason?! lando was in the chair it wouldve been so easy to sit next to him (as he then does later) "thank you mercedes" and then max's fond laugh and almost surprise. surprise that oscar can be witty like that!! max didnt expect it oscar turning around to watch the screen and being too late. max laughing at him, checking to see if lando is laughing too. if it isnt weird that max is laughing at oscar's joke/misfortune. max then doubling down and voicing what happened as if they didnt all just witness it right there.

like i said on the oscar discord too, i think oscar would indulge max's maxplaining!! he enables it and is like "Huh, I never thought about it like that. Have you considered that [x]" and then suddenly its 11pm and everyone else has left the paddock before they even look up from their convo

and

they would absolutely bicker over Everything but neither would really perceive it as bickering. thats just how they are

also they both have cat energy so

Today I chose violence

cheers for the finished colours on this one!

getting these right actually took 3 attempts, which doesn't sound like a lot, but trust me it is. aside for the long time I've already spent on it, I actually love this piece! it contains tons of elements I really like to draw and see in other people's work ^v^

speaking of, I just realized that I've never actually posted some food art on here! honestly speaking it's also been a while since I've actually shaded something like it, so that might be another long-term art goal to fulfill!

have a nice next 24 hours everybody and spend a little time with family, whether it be chosen or blood-related c:

Flowey, I can tell you are embarrassed to have feelings for Frisk. I'm here to remind you it doesn't matter. I know you might think it'll make you seem less cool or like you're losing your teeth but you've got to understand, everyone feels that way. It doesn't mean you're any better or worse than a monster (or a flower). It's like breathing you do it because you have to. I'm not here to give any romantic advice. I screwed up my fair share of relationships.

*After washing their hands, Frisk sits down somewhere with Flowey where he splits a small baguette. *

Made me think of my wife and I. :) Sometimes when I cook the apartment fills with smoke/smells like it's on fire. (originally from here https://twitter.com/sapphicslike/status/1676648079171231745)

this is extremely important to me it means so much....if u get it u get it and if u don't u dont.... (fics are all from the wonderful mother_of_houseplants btw shes amazing and so is her writing which is evident in these screenshots)

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I did this sort of art challenge where I drew in very awkward positions while waiting for my flight that was 5 hours late 🤣🤣🤣

Now i'm back home to endure these unbearably hot temperatures yay 🫠👍🏻✨

(this sketch too is inspired by my fic. The brainrot is strong)

cooking with mika is always a good default when you can't decide what to watch

I'm a little over halfway done with this and it is THEE CUTEST SHIT 😭 just sweet and wholesome. I cannot.

Jaws loves being Wanda’s baking assistant. Not because they’re good at baking. They kind of suck. Wanda mostly just has them open things and chop stuff. No, Jaws is here to be taste tester. Wanda gives them little snacks the whole time they’re working.

Precisely bud. See, you get it😂

I can see Wanda stopping to explain parts of what she's doing too when Jaws asks her out of curiosity, but let's face it: Jaws is simply there to open jars and be quality check 😌

Wanda can cook just fine on her own too, Jaws just likes to keep her company and maybe help out here and there.

Wanda's for sure the type to leave the batter spatula for them too

(from crossed-worlds) ( Longma to Wukong)

“ Bake to my liking? Sweetie none of this is to my liking. ”

☯  B. DYLAN HOLLIS HISTORICAL COOKING SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1 | @crossed-worlds  ☯

“Hey, I tried to warn you about this when Mei handed you the cook book and asked you to try some of the recipes.”

How did the dragon NOT see that coming a mile away? His great-granddaughter was the Queen of being an absolute menace at times — which impressed him at times. So, the second she handed Ao Lei the cook book, he could already sense that a scheme was cooking. And they hadn’t even baked anything yet either.

His eyes turning back to the recipe in question — which seemed to have originated in the west? It certainly wasn’t any recipe he was familiar with that was from their home that much was obvious. The combination of ingredients making him question who thought this would be ‘delicious’ in the first place. It sounded like something a drunk would make after coming home and just slapping something together without caring how it tasted.

“That looks like a sewage pipe bursted — “

“ — please tell me we’re not going to be trying that after we bake it.”

No way was he going to even try that, even with his dearest brother having baked it. Anything else the dragon prince made? He’d gobble down in a heartbeat without a second thought — but not the current monstrosity. That LOOKED like it would actually kill him.

And as much as he tested his immortality at times — he wasn’t about to do that here. Nope.

here's a really comfy wip I'm working on!

I'm a massive fan of chill fantasy/fantasy slice of life or whatever that specific genre is called, so I thought making a little tribute for it in form of this piece would be fun!

I've also personally noticed that orcs and big guys in general rarely appear in that kind of media. they deserve to be soft too! the little kid and the frog in the sink were an afterthought actually, but I think they make this even more adorable!

I hope you enjoy! and don't forget to get yourself a really tasty meal every once in a while ^v^

whenever im home alone i just bake so much but then theres like no one to eat it so i have to either freeze everything or just eat an insane amount of baked goods..... over the last 3 days i made a seriously delectable lemon drizzle that turned into two bc the recipe quantities were a bit ambitious for one loaf tin so i ate one and froze one. and then i made this mutant challah hybrid bc they fucked up my delivery and half my ingredients didnt arrive so i had to adapt 😭 but its still tasty <3 today im doing amaretti biscuits my beloved and tomorrow im going to begin my experiments in making a crusty cob loaf bc i really want to figure that out. both those freeze so im just going to wait for my mum to get back and be like ok i hope you love cake and bread !!! also ive been making french hot chocolate in the morning which i dont think counts as any kind of major culinary feat but it makes me feel a bit big brained bc its just 85% chocolate, oat milk, and coconut sugar and like im sure none of that is really bad for u but it tastes so rich...um but its all ugly so i cant post pics i hate when i make stuff thats tasty but ugly so i just have to be like i know but trus tme its actually nice

rainy sundays with katsuki