okay so I replayed the first few woa missions last night and like. I forgot how absolutely dead seriously hitman takes its cutscenes but then when you play the game it's like. this is agent 47. he is going to beat a man to death with a rubber chicken. diana will say it's a crime most fowl and that he needs to get to the extraction point. this is all played completely no nonsense before a cutscene of lucas grey (agent 47's adopted brother) doing shit like holding a guy at gunpoint and then the guy says "don't thank me for giving you the key. I've just killed you" and then grey is like "we're even then" before straight up murdering him in a parking lot. like.
nobody else is doing it like hitman like the mix of absurdism and absolute stone faced sincerity is just fucking DELIGHTFUL
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My bf is cheating on character personality quizzes
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it’s taking me like half an hour to watch a ten minute episode because i can’t stop laughing.
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me wearily opening twitter: please show me just one nice thing for once
twitter: baldur's gate 3 lets you fuck a bear
me: you know what? good enough
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it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.
100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.
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The Lights on! Light’s off! zine is finally released, so I can share my page from it!
Here’s the link to the free PDF file, there are so many good artists and writers in it, go check it out!
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omfg youre on episode 5. thoughts on erika furudo
im only up to the first killings of ep 5 but so far shes very funny
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only the absolute realest of the real ones will have a clue what i’m talking about here but i just realized the ‘grian argues with the secret keeper’ comic is 100% the spiritual successor to that trolley problem comic i storyboarded back in december 2020 but never finished or posted
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