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haysprite · 1 year

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// DBD Chapter 27 Spoilers

Alrightyyy, I have some gripes with The Skull Merchant's lore that I wanna talk about real quick. I'll also be referring to her as Adriana, since that's a lot less of a pain to type out than... Y'know, Skull Merchant

I'm gonna be straight up and just say that I flat out do not like it. I'm super sad about that, because I was looking forward to what led to Adriana becoming The Skull Merchant. There were SOOOO many fun directions they coulda taken it, but god, it just feels like they fumbled the ball here? While the concept of a corrupt business woman is cool, I just don't think it fits her and her aesthetic. It just feels a bit all over the place, tbh, especially when in comparison to a good chunk of the original Killers. I got lost very easily, had to reread a lot, and overall just felt super messy.

Like, okay, Adriana stalking the dude that took her place as the top student? Okay okay, I see where we're goin with this- Oh, and it leads to nothing. Not a damn thing.

Why the fuck did her father leave after she returned home with all that money? Why didn't she have him post his own manga on the damn site she made, allowing him to feel like he's earning his own money? THEY COULDA HAD A FAMLIY BUSINESS HERE? HELLO?

The idea of her flipping companies is cool n all, and then wanting to take over em through killing... Cause like, let's be real, this shit could happen irl, probably has/does idfk. But I genuinely don't really understand how one thing led to another into her ACTUALLY killing people? I get greed overtaking her, but ehghgh it just felt super forced :(

What *I* personally wish they had done, would to have had Adriana start to obsess over the character of The Skull Merchant, hanging on to every story her father ever wrote about her. Adriana could begin to idolize her, seeing her as the hero of her stories, and soon would want to BECOME her. She would begin studying day and night how to work technology, spending hours upon hours learning and building drones, with the goal of becoming her idol.

After a while, her father could stop producing Sonhadores Sombrios, having moved past the idea and wanting to start anew with his work. This infuriated Adriana, who just wanted to hear more and more of The Skull Merchant's story, and was persistent that he continued. He continuously denied her, which drove Adriana further and further into madness as she wanted to continue the story herself. She would make sure that The Skull Merchant lived on, with or without her father's help.

Slowly but surely, Adriana started to find victims to gut, just like her hero. Poor, weak souls that would be lost on their paths. Her drones would aid her in her work, scouting out prey. Quick, and silent, she'd hunt at night, careful to spot any witnesses around before making her move. No one could figure out how these people died, though they soon realized a pattern in how they died: two slash marks straight through their chests.

This is where it could continue like normal: Her drone would be taken down by Thalita's kite, leaving her clueless about whether or not there were any witnesses around. Thalita and Renato would run into her, they'd run away, and then cut to them entering the realm.

It's nowhere near a perfect idea, but I feel like it would flow more easily? I dunno, its just what I immediately thought of after reading her backstory. I feel like she has a lot of potential, but so far, I'm just not digging her story unlike Thalita's and Renato's. Also, once again, I apologize if this is a bit all over, I just had to get my ideas out or else I woulda forgotten em lmaoo

#i am willing to see where her future tomes could take her tho #id love to see further development #but so far she just feels like a jeff bezos wannabe #also her design feels a bit lackluster to me #might redesign her if i feel like it idfk #shes hot af tho dont get me wrong #dead by daylight #dbd #dbd the skull merchant #the skull merchant #skull merchant #dbd killer #dbd chapter 27 #which is super unfortunate

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zeldasnotes · 3 months

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Some of the most kind people Ive ever met had had Jupiter conjunct Moon/Venus. Pure, genuine kindness.

Fama(408) conjunct Uranus can indicate overnight fame. This aspect reminds me of the people who are recorded saying something really funny without realizing it and when they wake up in the morning and see the video went viral.

Venus 10th house is common in the charts of people who work with beauty procedures with a more permanent effect like microblading, cosmetic tattoos, laser hair removal etc. People with these placements often like to get these procedures done on themselves too. Since 10th house is ruled by saturn and saturn is time they want something that lasts instead of just going to a makeupartist.

If one of your parents have Venus in the 5th house you probably hot af.

Moon/Venus conjunct Chiron can mean constantly befriending or falling for the wrong women. They are drawn to people who need healing. But what they forget is that misery loves company.

Everytime I like an artist to the point of liking EVERY song they make we had Venus 8th house synastry. There is a deep understanding here when it comes to art.

Fama(408) conjunct Moon = Soccer mom image👩🏻‍🍼⚽️🧸

People with Ceres(1) conjunct personal planets tend to be well liked.

Venus/Saturn aspects might be hated on more by older people than people their own age. Older women might comment on their looks and older men notice them.

Everytime someone throws a fit in my comments its because I said something about their Moon aspect/sign. Which kinda proves what a sensitive planet the Moon is.

Moon can show where you spend so much time to the point of living there. I read about a person in true crime who lived in her car and she had Moon in the 3rd house, Ive seen Moon in the 6th house who are at work all the time, Ive seen Moon in the 11th housers who are always at their friends house.

Mars, Nessus or Lilith in the 11th house can be keyboard warriors. 🤬💻

Part of Fortune in the 5th house makes someone blessed with extraordinary creativity.

Ive seen people with Lilith Square Jupiter might have to suffer a lot because of rebelling against cultural/religious expectations.

Mars Square Uranus are the kind of people to EXPLODE with physical energy. This makes them excellent at martial arts since they move quick. Mike Tyson have Mars Square Uranus and Pluto.

Venus in Leo in the solar return chart can make you more interested in fashion & haircare that year. 💅

Transit Asteroid Destinn(6583) was conjunct my natal Venus and Transit Moon was in my natal 7th house the day I met the love of my life. Transit Juno(3) was conjunct my natal Juno.

Transit Dejanira(157) conjunct my natal Ascendant was hell. Ive never been victimized by others like I was during that year.

Women with Lilith and Pluto aspecting the Ascendant always look so good in bloodred or jetblack hair.

Moon in the 11th house might find a lot of comfort in social media. Social media can be their escape.

Juicy Couture just screams Taurus energy to me. The soft comfy but still so rich and pretty look to the clothes and bags is pure Taurus. (I cant be the only one who relate certain brands to a sign?)🛍️

Be careful with 2nd house synastry bc it can really make you want to buy someone stuff. I dont know if its house or planet who usually wants to buy bc Ive seen both ways around. Sure it can be a positive thing but not if one is a user and the other is naive. Can also make one expect stuff from the other. 💰

Me and my lilsister have 2nd house synastry but we would never use eachother we just love buying eachother stuff and discuss food and shopping together. For us the giving goes both ways. But Ive seen other situations where one just gave and gave without getting anything back.

Most Libra Venus men Ive met made a very big deal out of what their type is. The type to let eeeeverybody know about how they only date redheads. They can become VERY into what they find beautiful.

Venus says a lot about your behaviour bc Venus is what we find attractive and ofc we act as we want to be seen. Capricorn Venuses for example tend to act in a very mature and serious way. Their behaviour really screams ”take me seriously or live to regret it.”

People with Venus/Pluto tends to get a lot of unwanted suggestions on what to do with their looks.

Transit Asteroid Destinn(6583) was conjunct my natal Venus the day I met the love of my life. And transit Juno(3) was conjunct my natal Juno.

Plutonian Moons can always spot eachother. Same with Chiron 1st house and Lilith 11th house. Thats because these placements all bring experiences in someones youth that can be easily seen on the person later in life.

#astro notes #astrology #astro observations #astronotes #birth chart readings #lilith #asteroids #ceres #fama asteroid

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aristia-pjoheadcanons · 8 months

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Percy Jackson Icks

As your s/o

Immature and impatient when youre busy talking to someone and will interrupt the convo just to get a word in.

Will mope if you spend too long in a conversation with someone and will in a way pout, but dont want to tell you whats wrong and then dramatically walk out of the room without looking back.

Sometimes will smile and stare at a person in a judgemental way. If you point it out he wont change his facial expression but keep looking at you in a fake-friendly way without shame.

Will try to act sexy, hours before planning and imagining it out but then deciding to just go for it, then get frustrated if you dont go according to his plan (I mean if you dont tilt your head the way he imagined it, which throws him off).

Wont clean his room. If you clean it for him, wont say thank you and will mess it up again without realising it and wont understand what the problem is.

Cant be serious when it he needs to be. on a mission, yes. during war, sure. serious convo? no. will make sarcastic comments to the point where you get annoyed af but hes too dense to understand why.

When you explain something to him that he doesnt agree with, he will keep asking why in such a stupid way it makes you question his mental age sometimes.

If he doesnt agree with you and wont argue, he will sheepishly smile and scratch his head while giving you a smile with his eyebrows raised: which looks just like that judgemental smile he does to people every-now-and-then so you arent sure if hes being genuienly polite or if hes just judging you.

His judgemental look isnt another problem. Its the cocky-grin or smirk he does every so often, which seems hot when its against other people but is such an ick during a argument with him because it makes you feel like he isnt listening to you.

Ick is that he doesnt argue back very often. Will defend himself at first but gets so frustrated with you and his ability to articulate himself so he just stares at you, mouth in a thin line, just continously shaking his head--LIKE COME ON JUST ARGUE NRTBHEVRJF drives me up the wall.

#child of ares #percy jackson headcanons #children of ares #greek mythology #ares cabin #percy jackson scenarios #percy jackson #ares #pjo #percy jackson x male reader #percy jackson x oc #percy jackson x so #percy jackson as your lover #percy jackson as your boyfriend #percy jackson boyfriend headcanons #pjo headcanons #pjo headcanon lovers

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natti-ice · 1 month

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Okay so I'm 25 and im single af *which I dont mind btw I quite enjoy not having to answer to a man after answering to the wrong one for 4 painful years* ANYWAY i decided to go on a sugar daddy website 👀 and had a very handsome, 52 year old man *WHOS A MILLIONAIRE* bring me breakfast this morning 🤭🤭🤭

HELLO?????

That’s some real hot girl shit!! I love that for you. Honestly people think I’m joking when I say I’d get a sugar daddy but I’m so serious. I love older man and being spoiled, what more could you want??

#rebecca

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caffeine-clouds · 1 year

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2 for Shadouge!

Oho, oh boyyyy... I ship it! - What are your favourite things about the ship?

HEAR ME OUT. HEAR ME OUT A SECOND. I love the Team Dark Found-Family dynamic just as much as the next person - I see them as platonic in most instances, but I also PERSONALLY BELIEVE that there is also a case for them to be made as a ship. I said it. Kill me, cancel me. I only have to include this because there is a strange amount of hostility around this ship that I could honestly write a whole essay about. Anyways, to answer the question: 1. They feel very much like a "Us vs. The World" couple. No matter how shit life gets, no matter how one finds themselves falling and sinking into the dirt - they'll always be by each other's side to support each other. They don't care about the opinions of anyone else, as long as they have each other - they are happy. And that kind of loyalty shit can kinda be romantic af. 2. Rouge is actually mentally stable enough to deal with Shadow's bullshit. No one else both fully understands where Shadow is coming from but also won't hesitate to call him out on his bull. She takes the time to understand him, but she can also tell him to his face when he's being stupid. And ignoring the most modern iterations of Shadow because I. don't. like. himmmmm. - Rouge is the only person you can find him consistently listening to. 3. Imagining them in a relationship is just very interesting to think about. I think Rouge is very used to putting up her flirty front but never really falling for anyone, and Shadow's gotta keep up his "hMPH, I don't care about anyone!" routine - I think it's a slap in both of their faces when they realise they have feelings for each other. Like - what do they even do now?? But in that, they find something to relate to each other about and they can both learn to navigate the relationship together. I don't think they'd be an overtly affectionate romance, most people around them wouldn't even know they're dating - they only feel comfortable showing this side of themselves and their relationship around a few select people. It's just - their relationship is something very personal and intimate between them that only really they can understand. 4. In fanfic, for ME, the ship is a really useful tool to explore Shadow's demisexuality. He reads as very ace or demi to me, I don't think he would feel attraction to someone unless being extremely close to them. And which person is he the closest to? Rouge! I think Shadow, after years of never even considering Rouge as a romantic partner, suddenly finds himself thinking of the possibility and wondering wtf is wrong with him all of a sudden. Just him dealing with his first ever romantic feelings? It's fun to explore, fun to write! And I dont think Rouge having a crush on him is out of left field either - she has just straight up flirted with him before, which can either just be her typical behaviour or her usual flirty mannerisms are simply benefitting her by masking how she truly feels - and she's liked having that barrier, because actual relationships are scawy. 5. "Even if you believe everyone is against you, know that I'll always remain by your side." - That line. That fucking line. Such a beautiful way to say "I love you" - romantically, platonically, I don't care just - hot diggity damn There, I've laid it out. Judge me ALL THY WANT. MY HEAD IS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK, I HAVE LITTLE TO CARE FOR. Anyways, thanks for the ask lmao

#shadouge #sonic the hedgehog

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gale-gentlepenguin · 1 year

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Gale Reviews: ML Season 5 episode 8 Elation

(Spoilers below)

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-RIGHT OUT THE GATE! WHEN HOW DID SHE EVEN!? THE THIRST!

-MY KWAMI THE THIRST! A minute is an eternity with the right person. Ladybug Calm the calamity that is your hormones

-Chat noir… HOW ARE YOU SO DENSE! She kissed you four times! Four!

-Geez EVERYONE is thirsty for chat noir. I don’t blame the selfie craving

-Marinette venting. And Alya pointing out the reasons she turned chat noir down in the first place.

-Now Marinette is kicking herself over it.

-Marinette pointing fingers

-So that’s how they ended up in the trash. She wants to kiss her meow meow

-Baby boy! He is precious. He wants to see Marinette

-Sabine is like “is something wrong with him?”

-Tom

-Marinette is busy destroying evidence. My heart

-LOOK AT HIM!

-Marinette’s rant

-Which is like “I’m a woman, I have a RIGHT to be into chat noir.” Like damn

-No! Adrien now known as the Alliance boy.

-So much for freedom

-Adrien now sad cause he can’t see Marinette. Baby boy

-Adrien getting visably annoyed by people wanting pictures. “Can’t I be sad for 5 mins about my love life!?”

-Marinette no… he’s right there!

-Chat noir has to pretend he didn’t see that

-the Marichat. They are both so awkward! I’m deceased

-HOW IS THIS ONLY MINUTE 5!?

-They are both nervous messes! I love it!

-WHAT IS THIS!? (My marichat soul is Emerging! I thought I had become sane but no! NO IM FERAL)

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-They baited me, I thought there would be a kiss.

-Alya and Tikki realizing they are overreacting. Alya assuring her it’s fine…

-Until it isn’t and Marinette is gone!

-THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ANDRE! You fools! You will doom us all!!!!

-Marinette ignored Alya’s call. Girl about to cause the end of the world because of thirst!!!

-Yo that looked fun

-“we are here for ice cream, unless you sell hot dogs” only Hot dog Dan can.

-Andre just OUTTED chat noir and Marinette! Damn!!!

-Wow, THAT FUCKING HURT.

-The happy mood gone… just sorrow

-Oh nice try, they trying to bait me again. You can fool me once. But this will get interrupted again

-LITTLE CHEEK KISSES it’s cute but it won’t make me believe what they trying to imply

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-They did it! The fucking madlads! They fucking did it

-I’m feral don’t touch me right now

-And now it’s ANGST! (I’m being fed so much today)

-Monarch. CAN YOU NOT RIGHT NOW! Like s***!

-Oh no!!! Oh f***!

-Demasker, OOH. NEW AKUMANETTE JUST DROPPED

-OH SHIT 2! WE GET TWO KISSES!

-oh damn, and that one Was ANGSTY AF!!!

-But Marinette realizes what almost happened

-Glaciator 3 LETS GO!

-but now with Tiger powers

-GEEZ Andre calm down! You salty on Marinette

-Chat noir just cut him in half! Good thing he’s icecream

-OH DAMN, Alya might be dead.

-That’s a LOT OF FIRE for an ice cream man

-Glaciator can’t take the miraculous, his hands are too big! Of f***ing course

-Oh that’s creepy, Andre’s hand moving out of the ice cream

-Oh thank goodness, Alya is alive. And she is gutsy

-So the ladynoir.

-Chat noir explaining. It’s sweet and sad

-A giant umbrella. Must you hurt me!

-THEY JUST IMPALED HIM! Damn!

-My Buttocks, YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT!?

-Alya being a wingwoman.

-Ooo looks like It’s getting worse Gabe. GOOD

-oh no… Gabriel knows Chat noir loves Marinette. He is gonna exploit it. DONT YOU DARE YOU BASTARD!

-Chat noir does want to kiss her, but he wants to be sure it’s not an admiration thing. I get that.

-Adrien and Marinette going through it.

-But Adrien doesn’t stay down for too long

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Well,

Ahem

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Fuckity Fuck!

Mother fucking shit!

This episode.

THIS EPISODE!

How dare it!! How dare it make me experience these feelings!

How fucking dare give me everything I ever wanted and then, And then it rip my heart out and piss all over it and make me want more

I need a moment

12/10

The comedy

The romance

The angst

Everything was so GHGGHGGGGAASSGG

#miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml elation #gale reviews #I’m dying #I’m dead #I’ve ascended #I’m death #the angst #the drama #screaming

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noaura · 2 months

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I really love your physique and i wish i would be skinnier just bc i love the thought of a strong man being like 5x as big as me lmao do you have any advice? Like im not fat or even chubby but a bit thick and i eat well but im kinda lazy and idk what i could do at home which would help other than like boring youtube workouts and then i just get annoyed sadly 😭😭😭

im gonna be honest with you 1) i have a naturally very dainty bone structure, my wrists are literally 5 inches around so that makes up about 50% of the reason i am the size i am and 2) i also hate youtube workouts and they annoy me and i get bored of them too

most of fitness is diet. i don't really eat to get bigger in all honesty, i like being tiny and thin, but i definitely dont starve myself. (right now im eating a slight excess tho because my son/daughter needs it) but avoiding processed foods as much as you can will always help a ton. ur body prefers fresh fruit and vegetables and meat and animal fats. everything in moderation is okay though... one of my favorite processed snacks is Chester's hot fries lol and i do indulge in them occasionally

as far as exercise goes, i know muscle building is super trendy right now and being a muscle mommy what the fuck ever, but honestly my OB/gyno is based af (refused to prescribe me bullshit nausea medications like every other OB/gyno do just to shut you up, told me i could exercise as much as i wanted contrary to what most others will say, etc a few other reasons but yeah he's great) and told me that deadlifting and squatting with heavy weight is horrible for your pelvic floor as a woman. and this is proven correct by the number of women who piss themselves while powerlifting. focusing mostly on cardio and light muscle building will help give you shape while still keeping a thin physique. it's really hard to keep my attention when doing cardio but if you need to, do like 10 mins of cycling, 10 mins of jumping rope, and then another 10 of another form of cardio so u can do a full 30 minutes without feeling trapped

i will also say that there's nothing wrong with being a bit thicker and a lot of men loveee a woman with a truly curvy figure (not fat or chubby, just shapely, structurally)

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weirdcat1213 · 8 months

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volume 13 oh fuck oh shit oh fuck lets go

chap 1:

-that panel with vash yelling and shooting at the sky its just...hes so done man, hes so tired

-legato dont

-fucking hell what did i just say

-damn, kinda feel bad for legato. cant he really have something knives? really?

-im sorry, like what legato is saying is really interesting but...is he mopping the floor with vash while thinking of his journey?

-"it would be shameful to not risk your life" PROJECTING MUCH???

-omg the 1st time i saw that one panel where hes white i fucking gasped so hard. i thought my baby was dead CUZ LOOK AT HIM

-like yo nightow that shit gives me nightmares to this day

-STOP LEGATO STOP ITTTT, NOT THE FLASHBACK

-the fact that legato ISNT WRONG about vash just ruins my fucking day. my week. my life

-OH THANK GOD I FINALLY GET TO FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT THING

-yknow ik we have said legato has never been his own person but in this moment (when he explains to vash the box) hes taking a decision for himself for once. he didnt have to give vash that advantage but he wants to prove his loyalty to knives, even when knives clearly said "i could not give less if a fuck." messed up choice, but his choice nonetheless

-im just gonna point out that vash doesnt think of wolfwood when he thinks of the gun ho guns and move on :)

chap 2:

-nightow honey IDK WHOS SAYING THAT

-oh ok thanks

-RIGHT IN THE FACE VASH CMON >:0

-oh honey

-legato is being a dick but putting the gun in your mouth? metal

-idk whats happening rn

-VASH NO HES GETTING HIS russian doll?

-oh DAMN ITS LIVIO TIMEEEEEE

-ok im gonna be honest...i dont remember if livio gets out of this one so when elendira says hell end up crucified....hmmm...pls no

-shes so sarcastic lmao

-also i kinda like livio having a lil bit of pride on his abilities, maybe cuz hes not like elendira being like "im powerful as fuck and you cant stop me."

-LIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

-OH SHIT OH FUCK LETS GO THEYRE ABOUT TO LAND

chap 3:

-oh shit no warning? damn that IS gonna be rough

-legato dont-

-ah fuck, i cant believe youve done this

-yeah be paranoid bitch >:3

-"which one of us is best" personally i think vash but thats my bad, im a vash girlie <3

-oh legato...i sadly would say no. youre human therefore you cant live, according to him...anyway...

-LIVIO TIMEEEEEEE :D

-"omg elendira youre so rude >:[" "BITCH WE'RE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH" xd

-"it just lifts my spirits ya see" :cccc livioooooooooo

-its not like i hated him before but im definitely enjoying his character way more now

chap 4:

-lets fucking go livio

-oh right.....oh no

-me: nightow what exactly is elendira-

nightow: shhh dont worry about it

-oh...oh thats hot actually

-legato pls leave my man aloneeeeeeeee

-omg theyre hereeeeeeeeeeeee

-"hes a very special person" he sure is <3

-something about vash hiding in the fog...hmmm idk it makes me sad

-oh, there he is

-fuck team humanity is getting their asses kicked

-LIVIO NO

-and...there he comes

-ah shittttttttt

chap 5:

-oh damn

-well damn there he goes

-razlo gets it >:3

-oh damn those eyes

-oh shit oh fuck oh shit (shes right tho)

-me: ok nightow now i really want to know what elendira is-

nightow with a gun: i said dont worry about it :)

-oh yes queen you fucking go ily sm

-oh shit oh ok so he still has his head, right

-damn you could say thats was the...final nail...to the coffin....*ba dum tsss*

chap 6:

-good to see razlo experiencing the human emotion called fear, get humbled

-interesting that skill ISNT enough. like razlo was cocky cuz yeah hes powerful af not because he had won many fights before. so if skill isnt enough then what is

-NOT THE WOLFWOOD FLASHBACK

-YESSSS

-something something my man refuses to be crucified, something something the power of change

-OH HES BACK HI :3

-oh i love these kinds of combos sm (im not saying i think thats how happens irl, im just saying i enjoy it in fiction)

-LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

-aw :c

-YEAHHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO >:D

-OOF OK THAT WAS GOOD SHIT

-you say that but youre bleeding queen

-razlo i kinda hate you cuz you killed him but no you cant leave now

-oh shit oh fuck no

chap 7:

-:c

-razlo and his methods were fucked, yes but its true that in the end it was to defend livio. in a world like that only razlo had his back

-..... :c

-geesus nightow, like thats junji ito kind of shit (imo)

-did it?????

-geesus christ thats a weapon

-.....im not really sure what just happened

-so is livio dead????

-NOPE HES HERE LETS GO YO

-oh shit i didnt...notice that....

-"and to him" STOP IT STOP IT

-wait-

-my queen no :c rip :c you were gorgeous

chap 8:

-NO GIRLY NOOOOOOOO :C

-oh god livio

-oh shit he knowssss

-bro pls leave my man alone, hes so tired

-pls dont mention his powers can act as a shield cuz that reminds me of the last time he did that :c

-omg its livio the teenager

-hes ok its fine

-"psst...pssst....can you stfu" XDDD

-GEESUS BRO OK. YOU WANT TO GET CUT IN HALF THAT BADLY HUH

-the chaos :c the destruction :c the russian doll :c

-LEGATO NO

-HOW

-ALSO I THINK HERE IS WHEN VASH'S COAT TURNS BLACK SOMEHOW RIGHT????? i was never sure

-stop iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

chap 9:

-damn legato, dont look cool while youre trying to kill my son

-legato stoooooooooooop

-STOP IT VASH NO PLS, ALSO THE WAY NIGHTOW DREW THAT FLASHBACK???? LEAVE ME ALONE OLD MAN???

-funny enough until this point legato hasnt said anything about "breaking his spirit" so vash is just really feeling the choice coming at him, quickly, maybe too quickly

-wait whats happening?

-oh...oh :c (ALSO ORANGE IF YOU INCLUDE THAT IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. LIKE IT WOULD MAKE SENSE CUZ VASH GOES AROUND HEALING PLANTS BUT STILL. SHUT UP ORANGE)

-"he might be the key for communication" yeah...wouldnt that be nice

-"and you knives, i will never forgive you" get in line

-you just cant ask "what kind of person vash is" cuz you either get a 5 hour lecture or 2 hours of ugly crying

-"i believe in how he chose to live his life" while vash is in the same shape as wet paper

trimax meryl "i believe in how he chose to live his life"

🤝 98 wolfwood "i see, so thats how you live. thats how you choose to live"

the sadddest and maybe kinda stupid decision ever, but in the end imagine being able to choose that after so much trauma. imagine not giving yourself to hate and fear

-oh shit :0 he shot the little box

-go go go GO GO GO

-AH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

NEXT ONE IS THE LAST ONE HOLY CRAP

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #im gonna miss the bookclub #i will be busy so idk when i will be able to participate again #trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #trigunbookclub

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mikasa-imadebiscults · 4 months

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Hiii would it be possible to get a jjk matchup? :)

I’m a female, 18, n bisexual with a preference for men.

Looks wise um im 5’3 or 5’4 ??? I wear glasses and I’ve got shoulder length curly hair/ wavy hair. I’m kinda chubby? sometimes I’m pretty insecure about that tbh and other times im like hell yeah this is cute af everyone loves to have something comfy to squish.

Personality wise im an ISTJ! I tend to be sort of quiet and awkward when I first meet people, and I am almost NEVER the first one to try and make conversation with someone I don’t know. Like I’ve been told by friends that when they first met me, they thought I hated them and looked mean. I guess I can still be pretty harsh, but the closer I get to someone, the more comfy I am with being more I make more jokes and open up more and allow myself to be more childish? I guess? Like with someone im not close to I’ll be stiff as a board but with my sister im laughing and being stupid constantly.

I dont like talking about myself, at least not often. I always try to steer the conversation towards the other person cause i feel guilty for talking about myself “too much” so I just avoid doing it completely. I also hate when a conversation feels forced, like I want to be talking more to the other person than they want to talk to me, in which case I just match their energy lol cause I don’t wanna embarrass myself.

My hobbies are reading, listening to music, writing, and editing! I love listening to like beabadoobee n NIKI n TWICE !!

Honestly on the inside im a lot more excited and cheesy than I am on the outside. Like in my head im always gushing about stuff if yk what I mean but on the outside i dont show it because I feel cringe. And mentally i know it isn’t cringe to be affectionate towards people or to be excited about things, but when i try to say “i love you” to people or when i gush over some hot guy, it just feels so wrong.

Anyways my love languages are def words of affirmation (to receive) cause I like the reassurance, but also quality time cause that means I can just sit in silence with someone while we both do our own thing and that’s just the best thing ever.

This was sorta long I kind of went along the same format as the person before me cause I didn’t have an example to go off so thank u to that person too😭 <3

(NO REQUEST IS TOO LONG FOR THIS BLOG. Also I hope you enjoy this, have a lovely day!)

I match you with..

Gojo Satoru

- He’s the first one to talk to you and y’all became friends quickly. He doesn’t mind carrying the conversation, he likes to tell you jokes to make you laugh.

- When you start talking more and start to joke around, he gets so happy.

- He makes sure to reassure you daily to make those insecure thoughts you have about yourself disappear completely (he also reassures you that you aren’t being annoying or talking about yourself “too much”. Then he flicks you on the forehead)

- You two will often times sit or lay down together in silence doing your own thing. Occasionally he will show you something on his phone that he wants you to see (you never know what to expect, it could be a funny meme, a random video, or a cursed image)

- If you are writing a story or something he gets curious about what it’s about so he’ll often take the paper, laptop, or whatever you’re using to write and read it.

Masterlist

#jjk matchups #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n

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harryfeatgaga · 3 months

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omfg Paige ik you and your anons are probably the wrong ppl to ask/tell about this but oh well 💀 so basically i’m following a few new ppl on twitter and i low-key thought these new mutuals were shading me for something that, in my opinion, is not a big deal and a pretty fucking dumb thing to be mad about. i posted a couple of slight thirst tweets about an actor i like which a) were actually VERY tame all things considered.....like i have definitely thought worse tbh and b) it was also kinda about his character (but also the guy himself too cause he’s hot)..........ANYWAYS it was a few hours later that i saw these tweets so it could’ve just been a coincidence and had nothing to do with my tweets but i saw these mutuals saying that they thought it was “weird” to be “sexualizing” this actor and someone else said something about how “there is a difference between sexualizing the character and actor” or whatever like 😭😭 and i knowww it’s not a big deal cause twitter drama is always SO unserious and literally who gives a fuck but idk...........at first it made me feel kinda bad cause i was like “well they are clearly shaming me here” but then afterwards it was just like ???? again WHO GIVES AF i mean i definitely wasn’t trying to make anybody uncomfortable or whatever but there is a reason i don’t interact with or follow ppl under 18 (these mutuals aren’t btw) 😭 also like.....yeah some ppl with their nsfw jokes and thirsting can sometimes get out of hand imo but again i thought my tweets were pretty tame tbh and it’s not like i was commenting all of this shit under the guy’s insta or in his dms or sending it to his gf or whatever 😭😭 also idk how else to word this so i hope nobody takes this the wrong way but ???? the guy is a pretty famous celebrity and a very handsome one at that so like 😭 OFC ppl are gonna notice and point it out like i dont think there’s anything wrong with that at all and besides ppl are always posting crazy shit about his characters like ???? yeah it’s a little different but IT IS STILL THE SAME GUY!!!!!! LIKE.......THATS HIS BODY, THATS HIS FACE, THATS STILL HIM 😭😭😭 idk i just wish twitter could let me live in peace 😭💀💀

Im sorry bestie! I wouldn't let it bother like you said a few times is just twitter and twitter is very unserious lmao just block/mute etc and do your thing!

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fratboykate · 11 months

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Tall or short gays for you? We know "never seen the sun like an immortal vampire" with dark hair, but long dark hair? Athletic? Curvy? Smart? Dumb?

No matter what, you would get one with a good sleep schedule because you don't sleep at all. That's the law. Right up there with frat boi Kate's weakness for yiddies.

are you asking me for a wishlist? interesting.....well, im...uh...fun sized so ive never dated anyone shorter than me. i like a tall woman as much as the next fella but height isn't a make or break it thing for me. especially because i look stupid next to anyone over like...5'9. ive dated tall girls who love heels (which hot btw...women in heels? *chef's kiss*) and ive spent our entire relationship on a completely different zip code lol. if i was crafting the PERFECT partner id prefer a femme with longer hair but ive been attracted to mascs before. mascs can be hot af but ive never dated a masc for some reason. i mean...im masc and what ive observed is that generally mascs tend to not be into each other which tracks in my case i guess. i think brains is one of the sexiest parts of a person. i fall for brains just as much as i fall for looks. if im not the dumbest person in the relationship by a mile then i did something wrong. ive only dated one person who didn't have at least a masters but i have gone up to PhD and...again...HOT AF. smart people are inherently sexier than the rest im sorry. i like people with drive, ambition, and high intelligence. i get bored easily so i need people who can challenge me. as far as athletic...im not a sports person so i dont particularly care. in an ideal world id prefer to date someone who also wasn't into sports so i dont have to deal with all that but also not a deal breaker if they are. if it's more about like "body type" athletic then...idk...ripped is good. ripped can be hot but not a requirement for me. probably most attracted to something that falls closer to "athletic" than not but i dont need someone who like...crossfits five days a week. regular body type is fine. im a "boobs > ass" person so that would be nice but ive dated women with "a" cups. im a flexible gal lol.

as you can tell the real big things ive always been set on are "pale, dark hair, and big ass brains". im a sucker for green eyes and most of the people ive dated have green eyes because im useless when presented with a pair of those but ive also dated people with blue, brown, and hazel eyes so i guess those are negotiable too 🤷🏽‍♀️ absolutely preferred tho.

if you wanna see me be UTTERLY USELESS put someone like this in front of me:

my brain breaks down 🫠 game over because im already planning our wedding in my head haha

#lol if anyone out there fits the bill will you apply for the wife 2 position? lolol #im sorry to be a gay stereotype but femme brunettes are simply Superior #katy in the 'teenage dream' music video will forever be the prototype #rants #anonymous #answers

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illfoandillfie · 3 years

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can I request an 80's Roger smut blurb with a daddy kink please? Maybe fluff at the end idk I'm such a whore for daddy Rog🙈

Oof yes, you know i love me some daddy rog too.

Set in the same universe as my extreme bondage/daddy kink blurbs but this ones got no bondage lmao (the others are all in my blurb masterlist)

warnings for somnophilia and daddy kink (obv)

Blurb Advent: Day 7

It was way too early for you to be awake. Or rather, for you to have not gotten to sleep yet. You felt sleepy but also a little jittery. Kind of restless. You blamed Roger. Today, or rather yesterday, had been a denial day and Roger had delighted in teasing you, edging you. It had been fun of course, legs in a spreader bar, hands in cuffs. You groaned as the memory came back to you, knowing you’d never get to sleep if you kept thinking about it. You were too worked up, too horny, to sleep. Not Roger though, he was soundly sleeping, completely satisfied and content. You glanced at the clock, two in the morning. But then it hit you. 2am was after midnight so it was a new day so you were allowed to cum. Maybe you could quietly rub one out and then go to sleep. It wouldn’t take long and Roger was a fairly heavy sleeper. Once you’d gotten up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and had knocked over a vase of flowers on your way. Roger had slept through the crash and all your stumbling about and swearing as you cleaned it up, only realising anything had happened when he saw the china in the garbage the next day. You glanced at Roger to check he was asleep, waved your hand in front of his closed eyes. Nothing. He slept on.

Carefully you wriggled a little closer to the edge of the bed, trying to put some more distance between you. As you moved your hand brushed against his dick, semi hard, and you stilled in case the contact had disturbed him. It didn’t but it did give you an idea. You’d played around with having each other while one of you was asleep, or nearly so, before. Usually you were the one being used, woken up with Roger fucking you or to find the evidence of his orgasm dripping from between your legs. If he did wake up it’d probably just turn him on more. That was more likely than him being mad with you. Carefully you wrapped your hand around his cock, slowly wanking him, all the while watching his face for any sign that he would wake up. His eyebrows furrowed and he rolled further on to his back and he made an encouraging humming sound, but he didn’t wake.

Holding your breath and being very careful you positioned yourself over his thigh, grinding against him to double check he was sound asleep. Once again he shifted a little, his head falling to one side, but you seemed to be in the clear. With a hand over your mouth to keep your own noises muffled, you used the other one to brace you as you dragged your clit along his leg, able to feel your release beginning to build. When you felt confident that you would get away with it, you lined Roger’s cock up with your entrance and began to sink down as gently and as slowly as you could.

“What are you doing, love?” Roger’s eyes were still closed and his voice was slurred with sleep but it was undeniable that he’d spoken to you.

You gasped and stopped, “I was just, um, just, uh, I was,”

“Well don’t stop,” he yawned.

“What?”

“Whatever you were doing was giving me the nicest dream. Should keep going so I can see how it ends,”

You still didn’t move, “I can keep going? You’re not going to punish me? Or stop me?”

“Mmm, punishment later. Now, you put on a show.”

“A show?”

“You must be so desperate for Daddy’s cock, so take it. Show me how bad you want it.” Roger was seeming less tired with each word but he kept up the act, his eyes shut, adding in yawns and sleepy sighs.

“Can I cum?”

“If you want,”

“Will you fuck me Daddy?”

“No. I’m too tired Kitten, someone woke me up early. Be grateful though. Lucky I didn’t pull you down by the hair so you could take care of me.”

You whined at the thought and let yourself sink lower on his cock.

“Good girl,” he yawned again, watching you through his lashes as you started to slowly ride him, grinding down and rolling your hips. He hummed and rested his hand on your knee as you started to speed up. You could feel yourself getting closer and it was nearly impossible to keep up the slow, rhythmic pace you’d begun with, not when you wanted to cum so badly. Though part of you worried if you went too hard it would wake Roger up more and he’d decide to punish you immediately instead. But that was kind of a turn on in itself anyway, so you forgot about being quiet and being gentle, riding Roger rough and hard, no longer holding back your whines and moans. He seemed to enjoy the change, offering sleep slurred words of encouragement and an occasional threat.

“Come on Kitten, faster. Daddy wants to go back to sleep.”

“I’m close Daddy, so close,”

“Mmm better be. Might have to stop you and make you wait till morning,”

After that you found your release, hips stuttering as you came and stilled.

“Now me,” Roger squeezing your leg kept you in place as you rocked against him again, whining with the aftershocks of your orgasm. It didn’t take long for you to finish Roger off too, watching as his brow crinkled until his face relaxed and he filled you.

You slumped down beside him afterward, already feeling ready to sleep.

Roger yawned, “You okay now? Gonna let me sleep?” he threw an arm over you, pulling you back against him.

You laughed softly, “Yes Daddy. Think I’m all worn out now.”

“Me too,”

“Are you going to punish me in the morning?”

“No,”

“Really? But you said -”

“I know what I said. But that was just to help you get off faster, cause I know you like the threats. But if you really want it, maybe I’ll wake you up with something similar.”

“That sounds alright to me,” you laughed again.

Roger kissed the back of your neck and tightened his embrace, “Go to sleep Kitten.”

#my writing #my blurbs #blurb advent 2020 #roger taylor x reader #roger taylor smut #roger taylor imagine #so often somno is about the dom using the sub while they sleep #which dont get me wrong is hot af #but man theres something about a sub using a dom #even tho they know they might get in trouble #that i just fucking love lmao #Anonymous

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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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bruh i was so occupaided thinking about how homophobic an oc of mine probably was i ended up making him look like a fruit </3

#luly talks #dont get me wrong tho im absolutely obsessed i made this guy legitimately hot #he is my mii monkey and like he is def homophobic in tomodachi life /hj #which is weird like he is pro trans but anti gay #like his wife is trans and im sure he started dating her pre transition so like #his standards are odd smh #im miitopia he is gay af tho

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felassanis · 4 years

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Do you know why so many people like Reaver?

CUZ👏HES👏THE👏ONLY👏GOOD👏ISH👏LOOKING👏MAN👏IN👏THE👏ENTIRE👏FUCKING👏GAME👏

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danepopfrippery · 2 years

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Been thinking about Archer’s coma as one does. Its really odd Katya didnt even show up, let alone when he woke up and decided to propose to lana (spoilers ahead obvs). Cuz he clearly is in love w Pam.

In canon he likes fucking her but is too archer to commit further. Not that he treats the other women much better but its clearly based on who she is…which is wild cuz he also comes to love her for who she is (declaring shes his best friend during archer vice). (C1: s8 dreamland, c2: s9 paradise, c3: s10 space)

Mom: C1 shes not his mom but bosses him around and makes his life hell as she does. C2 shes his mom and same + trying to save him from his own dumbass. C3 same. So takeaway his mom is his smother boss who loves him but is overbearing

Lana: c1 shes around but of little note. Hes besotted w her and has bad sex w her (cuz he never sleeps) but other than mourning her accidental death they have very little going on. C2 shes a princess and they have even less going on. He thinks shes hot but they never fuck or kiss and her existence drives little of the story. C3 their divorced & spend the most coma time together, mostly him annoying her. They fuck after eating eggs that make u do things ur ashamed of and he gives her shit about the space cats. So basically hes besotted but has little interaction w her unless broken up, and then its just the usual annoying her for shits and giggles stuff

Cheryl Carol: c1: shes his screwball Carole Lombard menace. They actually fuck twice but still bad and mostly cuz she wanted to. They take drugs and get into trouble. C2: shes an heiress he sleeps w on her wedding night but after that they barely interact. C3: shes a tomboy butch girl and they barely interact beyond her ship/fight stuff. So takeaway Cheryl is batshit crazy and they get into trouble together but mostly dont do much

Pam: oh Pam. She is by far the person he interacts w the most through the coma. Right around a little more than Mallory. C1: shes nonbinary (a pronoun is never given), works for his enemy, but is his best bud and helps him save his own ass several times. Pam also has chinese sister wives who view her mostly as a man (and she pictures their futures together) but leave her by the end. C2: oh man this one. It came out after getting away from my asshole ex who fancied himself an archer and me ‘like pam’ but o archer would never fuck pam (and 3 eps later he was wrong af and i loved it. Pam fucks everyone in canon man).

Their best friends tho Pam is much larger than him in stature, shes accompanied him thru his life and helped him thru dumbass ideas (chinchelidas?) he decides that means Pam is at fault and makes her cry, forcing her to state the obvious: nope bud u made those choices. And she laments he cant even see her as a woman after mocking her girly day ideas. Stuck in quicksand, thinking their gonna die, he admits Pam is the only person in the world he doesnt hate and shes prbly hot with those titties. Pam agrees shes hot. Then he says he could see marrying her causing Pam to laugh hysterically cuz she didnt want that thanks. Later she gives him shit about it, he gets hard when the cannibals have them naked, and he actually dies in this version to save Pam who was trying to save him

Then fucking c3: Pam is a rock monster like a huge Alf. Mostly just being annoying (like alf) and of little note to the story. Archer wakes up, Pam is the only one who wants to hang out w him, so of course he goes and tries to propose to Lana (who is married). Pam’s right there picking up the pieces when he finds that out.

But if u take all those together u could say deep down he loves her, and he really likes being w her, but based on 1 and 3 he just cant see her as not only a human but a woman. So he talks himself out of it

#archer tv #archer #archer fx #pam poovey #sterling archer #cheryl tunt #lana kane #coma seasons #mallory archer

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timingmatters · 3 years

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So correct me if im wrong:

Patrick first wanted to fuck Ander by blackmailing him with helping Omar (and Ander almost fucking gave in). Then Omar saw Ander was attracted to him and decided for an open relationship. Once that happened and Omar said “maybe we should stop it” Ander got mad bc he wanted to keep fucking Patrick??? And went ahead and fucked him on his own. Then told Omar it was just sex??? Is that not cheating??? Did ander not fucking cheat on Omar??????! Then he stopped it and Patrick got pissed and went after Omar to get Ander pissed. Ander gave in and broke up with him. And then????? Kept fucking Patrick???????????????? And then they got together bc Ander cares for him???

Okay so s2 ander was the asshole. S3 it was Omar. Now is Ander again?????????????????? Like are they ever not gonna cheat on each other??????? And why tf is Ander acting like Patrick is the evil one when he literally kept fucking him after breaking up with Omar????

For real someone clarify this for me. Let me get it. Bc I don’t get it. It seems like writers just use the gay characters to have sex with as many characters as they can to bait viewers which are mostly straight girls that find that hot.

EDIT: this makes me really mad bc I remember in s1 how much the actors for Omar and Ander cared for the relationship. And they still!! Have great chemistry. And it was a special thing to have queer interracial relationships in a Spanish show bc it wasn’t as usual. They were so good in s1. Then the writers fucked them up for the sake of getting ratings up for straight girls and ~some~ gay men to jerk off to. Fuck the main goal as to the representation they kept bragging about in s1 i guess.

EDIT 2: AND PATRICK SAW OMAR AS SCUM SINCE HIS FIRST SCENE. DUDE WAS RACIST AF AND IT WAS NEVER ADDRESSED??? HE GENUINELY LOOKED S H O O K E D WHEN ANDER PRESENTED OMAR AS HIS BOYFRIEND. I DONT EVEN THINK HE WOULD HAVE MEDDLED WITH THEIR RELATIONSHIP IF OMAR HAD BEEN WHITE. AND THAT WAS NEVER ADDRESSED??? WHY WAS THAT NEVER ADDRESSED????

#elite #omander

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