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astralbondpro · 1 year
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Archer // S0411: The Papal Chase
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youronlydrpepper · 2 years
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Here’s the Archer crew! I’m so excited for season 13 and this show has been giving me brain rot
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agirlwithadiary · 2 years
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The seasons in archer's head are fire, but some connection with reality would have been nice. :(
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pret-a-party · 10 hours
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Archer’s send off to Jessica Walter was perfect and made me tear up. 🥺
Jessica Walter, who voiced Mallory Archer — Archer’s mother and boss — passed away during the production of Archer, season 12. While she had recorded most of her lines for the season prior to her death in March of 2021, the show’s writers changed the end of the season’s arc for Mallory to make a graceful exit from The Agency, which she ran.
The season’s finale ended with her peaceful and sitting on a beach living out her secret spy retirement with her husband, Ron, who had been voiced by Ron Leibman — Jessica’s real life husband.
Ron and Jessica were married from 1983 until Ron’s death in 2019. Season 11’s Episode 2: Bloodsploosh, was dedicated to him.
Archer, 12x08: Mission: Difficult
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Aisha Tyler On Honoring Jessica Walter At Comic-Con With Her 'Archer' Ca...
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crab-instruments · 2 years
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Not me getting emotionally invested in a dumb show like Archer and being emotionally fractured because the end of season 12 broke me.
Malory Archer/Jessica Walter, I love you
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I also love that Malory took Kreiger to see The Wiz twice, spending more time with him than her own son. Why? How did this come about?
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danepopfrippery · 2 years
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Been thinking about Archer’s coma as one does. Its really odd Katya didnt even show up, let alone when he woke up and decided to propose to lana (spoilers ahead obvs). Cuz he clearly is in love w Pam.
In canon he likes fucking her but is too archer to commit further. Not that he treats the other women much better but its clearly based on who she is…which is wild cuz he also comes to love her for who she is (declaring shes his best friend during archer vice). (C1: s8 dreamland, c2: s9 paradise, c3: s10 space)
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Mom: C1 shes not his mom but bosses him around and makes his life hell as she does. C2 shes his mom and same + trying to save him from his own dumbass. C3 same. So takeaway his mom is his smother boss who loves him but is overbearing
Lana: c1 shes around but of little note. Hes besotted w her and has bad sex w her (cuz he never sleeps) but other than mourning her accidental death they have very little going on. C2 shes a princess and they have even less going on. He thinks shes hot but they never fuck or kiss and her existence drives little of the story. C3 their divorced & spend the most coma time together, mostly him annoying her. They fuck after eating eggs that make u do things ur ashamed of and he gives her shit about the space cats. So basically hes besotted but has little interaction w her unless broken up, and then its just the usual annoying her for shits and giggles stuff
Cheryl Carol: c1: shes his screwball Carole Lombard menace. They actually fuck twice but still bad and mostly cuz she wanted to. They take drugs and get into trouble. C2: shes an heiress he sleeps w on her wedding night but after that they barely interact. C3: shes a tomboy butch girl and they barely interact beyond her ship/fight stuff. So takeaway Cheryl is batshit crazy and they get into trouble together but mostly dont do much
Pam: oh Pam. She is by far the person he interacts w the most through the coma. Right around a little more than Mallory. C1: shes nonbinary (a pronoun is never given), works for his enemy, but is his best bud and helps him save his own ass several times. Pam also has chinese sister wives who view her mostly as a man (and she pictures their futures together) but leave her by the end. C2: oh man this one. It came out after getting away from my asshole ex who fancied himself an archer and me ‘like pam’ but o archer would never fuck pam (and 3 eps later he was wrong af and i loved it. Pam fucks everyone in canon man).
Their best friends tho Pam is much larger than him in stature, shes accompanied him thru his life and helped him thru dumbass ideas (chinchelidas?) he decides that means Pam is at fault and makes her cry, forcing her to state the obvious: nope bud u made those choices. And she laments he cant even see her as a woman after mocking her girly day ideas. Stuck in quicksand, thinking their gonna die, he admits Pam is the only person in the world he doesnt hate and shes prbly hot with those titties. Pam agrees shes hot. Then he says he could see marrying her causing Pam to laugh hysterically cuz she didnt want that thanks. Later she gives him shit about it, he gets hard when the cannibals have them naked, and he actually dies in this version to save Pam who was trying to save him
Then fucking c3: Pam is a rock monster like a huge Alf. Mostly just being annoying (like alf) and of little note to the story. Archer wakes up, Pam is the only one who wants to hang out w him, so of course he goes and tries to propose to Lana (who is married). Pam’s right there picking up the pieces when he finds that out.
But if u take all those together u could say deep down he loves her, and he really likes being w her, but based on 1 and 3 he just cant see her as not only a human but a woman. So he talks himself out of it
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cleopatrachampagne · 1 year
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my anxiety: imagine if you fail your classes. imagine if your cat dies today. imagine if you never find love. imagine if you sleep through your class despite your alarms all properly set. imagine if you have a panic attack! imagine if you…
my depression: imagine that no one cares about you, not even yourself. imagine getting out of bed tomorrow morning. imagine how others see you if you are the worst person you know. imagine how perfect your friends on instagram’s lives are. imagine that you…
me, literally just trying to go to sleep at a goddamned reasonable hour:
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Jessica Walters as Mallory Archer appreciation post. (Part2.) 😉🖤👑
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Just in case any of my Italian friends out there need to be reminded how to deal with fascists here’s a how to video with Mallory Archer.
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luckwearerbilbo · 2 months
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Sterling Archer as Charlie Chaplin and Mallory Archer as Elvira
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I’m not crying at the s12 finale you’re crying
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agirlwithadiary · 2 years
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Lana: so what does Mallory like?
Pam: archer and money and liquor
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br-uwu-cewayne · 2 years
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I think pretty much as soon as they can officially (in capability, rather, not numerically) outnumber Bruce, the Batkids institute an official Old Man Policy.
Because they can't stop Batman from pulling overtime completely. They know this.
BUT.
For every night he works in a row past three,
("Now hang on," Bruce had whined. "The average work week is five days, I should at least be able to-" "Literally every study has rebuked that, and also quit your CEO job then.")
he is conscripted to a middle-of-shift nap on the couch in Gordon's office of at LEAST an hour.
It doesn't have to be smack in the middle, he's not expected to drop everything and head back to the center of town, just.
At some point in the shift (barring extreme or extenuating circumstances, confirmed as such by a majority batfam and/or justice league vote) he is contractually obligated to find a winding down point to pause and regroup or let someone else handle for a bit.
He of course, hates this.
Gordon's office couch was actually the compromise - the kids wanted him to come back to the manor or the tower to rest, but he put his foot down about needing to be somewhere he could be reached immediately and hop right back into action, and the GCPD was the perfect midpoint for that.
He's sheepishly explaining this to the Commissioner by the floodlight, flanked on either side by his various companions, and Jim throws his head back and just laughs.
He's wiping the last tear from his eye when, from out of nowhere, betrayal.
Nightwing wheels around on him, wagging a finger. "Don't think you're exempt from this rule either, old man. We've been clocking those triple shifts."
"Now you wait just a goddamn minute, son, no way I'm hell am I gonna agree to-"
So now Batman and Jim routinely have to schedule alternating shifts on the sofa in the Commissioner's GCPD corner office. Bruce intended to stubbornly tough it out on the ratty old couch until the kids felt bad for him and caved, but when they proved unrelenting (and after the first time both men were just so damn exhausted they collapsed on it together, and paid for it the next day in various aches and pains) he succumbed and bought a nice top of the line sofa.
With the touch button footrests and fully reclining massagey backs.
And okay maaaaaaaybe both he and Jim are starting to look forward to their allotted relaxation time. And maaaaaybe there's some cucumber slices and gel facemasks in one of the refrigerated armrest beer cooler compartments for when their timing lines up and they want to have a spa kvetching session.
But the kids don't need to know that.
In fact.
"No, Jim, I'm serious. As far as they're concerned, we hate this. It's unnecessary. It's insulting. The moment they think we aren't grumbling about it enough, they're gonna start getting suspicious. And soon as Dick finds our stash? You can kiss it goodbye."
"...you're still not over him using all your good conditioner, are you?"
"It was limited edition."
"Hey wait a minute. Why don't they enforce 'naptime' for Alfred, too? He works two jobs, and he's older than us!"
"One, I'd like to see them try and make that man do anything. Two, that man has never actually butlered for me a day in his life."
"...but he's always dusting around whenever I've been over-"
"Yeah no the snoop just grabs the duster and pretends to be busy so he can eavesdrop. We have a cleaning service that comes by for all the manor rooms, and the world's most expensive Roomba for the Batcave."
"-but... but your laundry-"
"Throws it all out at the end of the week and buys replacements. Unlike us, Al actually sleeps during the day."
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sterlingmalloyarcher · 5 months
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Just the Tiiiip babe!!!!
And pay the Lunch!!
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viiisenyas · 2 years
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Isabela: Okay, maybe the relic is connected to the Qunari...
Aveline: WHAT
Hawke: LIKE FIFTY TIMES I ASKED YOU ABOUT THAT
Isabela: And like fifty times, I lied. Sue me.
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