Wild that in canon Jace has surfer guy voice. There’s something so funny to me about evil guys sounding like surfer bros. Very Be More Chill broadway cast Squip coded
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AI-Generated Fairy Tale Themed Libraries
Sleeping Beauty
Beauty and the Beast
Cinderella
Rapunzel
The Little Mermaid
The Princess and the Pea
Thumbelina
The Twelve Dancing Princesses
Little Red Riding Hood
Snow White
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I just finished the new bonus chapter of RW&RB and AAAAAHHHHHH. FEELINGS. I HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS.
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Tell us the sex stone joke
so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."
the joke typically runs as follows:
you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail?
my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone."
you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks.
my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that?
you: um. yes?
my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.
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my absolute favorite fucking moment in the one piece live action is when they're at The Baratie and zoro tries sit down at the booth with his three big ass fuckin swords but they won't fit and the host is all "i can check your swords" but zoro just walks to the other side of the booth and says, "i got this" — and immediately proceeds to Not Got This while he knocks his swords into the banister and shimmies around on the booth and then just gives up with his ass half off the seat and his swords dangling over the edge. it's so fucking ridiculous and stupid looking. i think about this scene every goddamn day.
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watching Liam O'Brien do a spectacular fantasy!German for dozens of episodes has impressed me so much and yet nothing could have possibly prepared me for the man starting to sing, of all the songs, "Laurentia, liebe Laurentia mein"
the immersion! if you reached to the very back of my memory there'd be like ten folk songs there and this one, which we used to have to sing at 7:00 in the morning on choir retreats while doing squats for all the weekdays, would definitely be there. it's a silly ditty you've heard somehow exclusively in childhood, it's a little game song for children. If all else was tainted by your later life that song would probably survive, it's perfect
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