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skellabelle · 2 months
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hermann is no longer amused by newts shenanigans
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saturnthesilliest · 8 days
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Here,
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Found this thing in the pantry
I’m slowly finding more of them.
Anyways, he kept eating all my stuff, so he’s your responsibility now.
He likes uh.. tons of food. Give him like, a pound of cheese and it’ll be gone within seconds.
Good luck
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feketeribizli · 7 months
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justatransbitch · 10 months
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I cannot believe I was looking forward to summer. It’s too hot! The air is soupy! I get sticky from standing outside for 30 seconds! And there’s a gnat!! Buzzing!! Around my head!!
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lucienarcheron · 2 months
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The amount of people I've had to block in the last week is crazy like ?????
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sidekick-hero · 9 months
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WIP Title Tag Game
Guess who is fashionably late to the party? This gal. I blame capitalism and the fact that work is kicking my ass. Thank you so much for the tags to @inairbinad, @scarcrossdlvrs, @xenon-demon, @patchworkgargoyle, @starryeyedjanai, @bari-the-witch and @eriquin (if I forgot someone who tagged me, my sincerest apologies 🫶)
Rules: reveal the titles of the documents in your wip folder and tag as many people as there are documents. Let others ask questions about the ones that interest them and post snippets or explain the contents as you see fit!
(italicized: actively working on)
Take your time (I wanna cross some lines)
Dear future self (with @legitcookie)
History throws its shadow over the beginning (with @legitcookie)
hold me like a grudge
the bootie series
The Assassin Barista AU (with @legitcookie)
For in our great sorrow, we learn what joy means
sex club meet cute
Suitcase of Memories (big bang with @legitcookie)
Closing Time (with @legitcookie)
Hunter and Prey (with @legitcookie)
Totally stealing from you Bee:
tags for visibility (bc i'm sure most of y'all have already done this): @steves-strapcollection, @legitcookie, @thefreakandthehair, @starrystevie, @flowercrowngods, @scoops-stevie, @yournowheregirl, @corrodedbisexual, @wynnyfryd, @steddieas-shegoes, @judasofsuburbia
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kittykat940 · 1 year
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Me seeing p*rn bots in the tag....
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its-tortle · 3 months
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my apartment is so ladybug infested oh my god make it stop
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i'm convinced tumblr is just following tags in my place
every day i unfollow every single tag that shows up on my dash as "because you followed"
and every day there's more?? and i could SWEAR i've seen a couple of them at least twice by now
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vintageot5 · 1 year
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*sighs and gets out the report and block sledgehammer again*
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k-rui · 8 months
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IM NOT HAVING FUN.
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What the fuck.
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spacebeyonce · 1 month
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panic cleaned my room and laid down some ant traps because there were a bunch of ants on my windowsill. and I thought I was in the clear. but I look over and sure enough....more ants.
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candyredappledragon · 1 month
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Just in case you are busy, there's another you now on Rotumblr
And this time, he is Ogerpon
WAH— ANOTHER ME???
oh oops i forgot to check in the whole day.... i got dragged out of my dorm by amarys to help her with a club project
...its hard to say no sometimes. but at least it was. fun! she needed a hand with the art so i did that and...... lost track of time until she told me it was nighttime already. oops
wait..AS A OGERPON??
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erismourn · 2 months
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there are so many fucking spiders. in my bedroom
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treeofnonsense · 11 months
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I love being on this website but it drives me bonkers sometimes. Why does it fling me up the dashboard when I reblog something? Why do half my emojis look like little blank boxes? Is my phone just catching up with those messages, or did tumblr eat the thing my friend sent and throw me a blank notification as the crumbs? WHO KNOWS!? I think it's designed to make my anxiety go crazy.
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