i bet hunter has blonde moments a lot. he is such a little ditz sometimes.

EXCUSE ME?

you know i was able to hold myself down quite calmly until you reminded me the website is updating, and now i'm struggling with myself it feels like i put myself in a straight jacket of sorts. BWAH

(i say thing jokingly, BUT I AM THERE WITH YOU I FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL FROM THE EXCITEMENT IM JUST. AUGH) god save us all for when it drops

im so normal.... im so sane.... auahhhhhahh

we're going to collectively lose our absolute marbles ouagh. actual image of us all rn:

Life series!Desert duo but they’re the Milky Way-Andromeda galaxy collision

I have been stuck in an infinite chat hell loop with Norton's non-existence customer service for the last fifteen minutes, and my slowly devolving boredom and simmering annoyance has me googling misremembered tumblrspeak phrases that the search results that are coming up would probably be concerning if anyone else saw them

for the amazing @not-poignant for all the words and worlds and emotions and characters and inspiration to draw for like the first time in 6 years. This one for their amazing fic Palmarosa.

finally finished working on this refsheet for my oswald design!! this took forever (largely because i spent forever undoing and redoing things) but i think it was worth it in the end :3

(click for higher quality ^w^b)

I agree that pretending that Firefox is 100% as powerful as Google Chrome is dumb but honestly if you're out there opening more than 80 tabs at the same time then the problem is actually objectively coming from you and not Firefox you absolute degenerate

"oh I'll just quickly look this up" I say with the confidence of someone who momentarily forgot her entire history, personality, and her ND braingremlins. Meanwhile several hours and many many many open tabs later...

ASPEN HAS BOTH YOUR FEMURS NOMNOMNOM

From @whumpy-wyrms Blood Runs Cold :>

tpp got me making some decisions 

SHE TURNED AROUND AND GAVE THAT BIG BOOTY A SLAP

SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, L O W

so like. i started going through the transcripts bc i wanted to pull out Evidence From The Text to back my shit up like always, right? and like. .... ..... ... . . . dude. season four is so fucking LONG and filled with SO DAMN MUCH that it goes in one ear and out the other, but when you sit down and read that shit? jesus fucking christ lmao. my guys brenner and one literally are telling us the plot to season five like there's no wayyyyyyyyy bro lmaoooo this shit really got me sweating n pacing around the room like . It's Literally Right There it's not a hidden message it's not a tiny detail in the background They're Telling Us What Is Going To Happen. specifically brenner because brenner is the one that could not stop, brenner is the one that could not let go, brenner is the one who tipped over the first domino. brenner is telling us the ending to this story because he's the one that wrote it. not even. brenner is our cassandra he's telling us I Know What Is Going To Happen and exactly how but no one listens to him he tells us exactly how act one is going to end and he was right. he knows the beginning to this story and its middle and he foresees the end but he dies before he can change it and so it's up to our heroes to pick up the pen and fix his mistakes. like. grabs ur shoulders. Brother I Am Having Realizations Here

are you about to copypaste the entirety of the first book of my chemical romance fanfiction unholyverse by critically acclaimed author bexless into your email so you can read it on your school chromebook or are you normal 

farewell old dashboard o7

your minimalistic layout will be missed

did you know lego has a "pick a brick" thing on their site whee you can pick individual bricks to buy. unrelated but did you know ive never shopped online for anything before.