Ok I know we have all analyzed this scene to death but can we just pause and giggle at this particular moment here?
Wylan literally chuckling and hiding under the table and popping his head up to say "sure" to Jesper's (date) suggestion?
Like, the power of Jesper flirting with him is sending him directly under the fucking table.
Wylan needing a minute to figure out how to respond because sometimes he just gets overwhelmed by Jesper's Jesperness.
Wylan proceeding to be the one to just lay it all out there because he's actually brave and honest and willing to be the one who goes there first.
These two.
I can't.
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My autistic ass can’t handle this
I think this is the most I have stimmed in my entire life
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omg have you ever tried to read wesper kiss scene in ck while listening to “the night we meet” from s2 soundtrack???
it’s masterpiece trust me
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stop saying "Kaz would be jealous and possessive over Inej if he thought she and Tolya liked each other" no he wouldn't! Kaz isn't like that! He defends Inej's freedom, autonomy, and desires at every single turn in the books. He spends the entire duology pining over her and yet gives her every single chance he possibly can to walk out of his life forever if she wants. It's the foundational cornerstone of their entire relationship! It's why they work in the first place!
literally the only Crow who does petty jealousy is Wylan and that's that on that, folks
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'in my relationship I only want a guy who's 6ft and has muscles' this 'I want a girl who has a big ass and boobs' that
Nah FUCK that
I want someone to lovingly hold my face in their hands and look adoringly at me then kiss me while the fans scream and cry from happiness after waiting for 5 seasons and the old bitter white men to sit seething in their arm chairs
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everything is So Gay™ holy shit (i am reading fanfiction)
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“How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?”
Wylan said with a very passable imitation of Kaz’s glare.
Jesper shrugged. “I’ve heard he’s one of the richest men in Ketterdam. I wouldn’t cross him.”
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