"i have a sister now! thank you, granpa! we are going to do so much stuff together!"

(trans masc newborn shado btw. tag as ship and ill kill you)

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Machine.

Does my ass look fat in this armor?

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🗣️🗣️Nerdy men give the best dick down ‼️

Just thinking about being in his bed, absolutely sticky and a little gross, post sex bliss in full effect as you lay there trying to catch your breath. He saunters back into the room with water and a towel to help you clean up cause he’s such a sweetheart. As your pulling one of your T shirts over your head he just starts blabbering on about the intricacies of whatever game he’s hooked on right now and you can’t help but giggle a little to yourself that this is the man who had you folded over, crying and screaming his name not 10 minutes ago.

ー 🔸// Zhongli BR | genshin impact

⌗; archon(?) zhongli, his dick glows. ⌗; i had the thought and yes. i needed to write it. 18+ only please.

Zhongli who's aware of how much you love his hands and arms, he notices the way your eyes linger a bit too long on them. honestly, you can't help yourself when he purposely teases you.

Zhongli loves pushing his fingers into your mouth whenever he gets the chance while you two are doing the deed. the way you cover his digits with your saliva, the way you suck on them so obediently, he loves the way he doesn't even have to order you to suck them.

Zhongli's cock is pretty much the same as his arms/hands. from the tip near the base, it glows dimly but is brightest at the tip.

Zhongli who loves it when you use your mouth on him. he likes when you take your time but sometimes, he likes to use a bit of... force. despite the impatience, he's still gentle. he can't get enough of how he sinks into your mouth... he places both of his hands in your hair slowly making you take him further.

Zhongli loves pretty much any position where he can watch as he pushes himself inside you. even if it may be a bit embarrassing, he assures you that this is one of the best sights he's ever seen.

Zhongli isn't the type to rush things, he takes his time as he slowly pushes himself further, enjoying the warmth of you snug around him. His thrusts are slow and hard, making sure you feel every inch of him as he pulls out and slides right back in.

squinting at fanart to see if its jean and jeremy or patroclus and achilles or nico and will or ty and kit or-

#.... for science....

18th Sun - Emo Growing Light

Dedede at the end of revenge of the king

Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October

i think shouto and touya are both the kind of guys who love watching you sleep. and there's definitely something at least kind of sweet about it sometimes, but there is undeniably also something incredibly unnerving abt waking up and having them openly staring at you

Ain’t That A Kick In The Head

The funny part about it is that this Courier Six doesn’t even kill him he just threatens the fuck outta him

Bloodless alt:

Some Benny doodles too but these are a bit more old so they’re also a bit more shit

Sifo-Dyas never found his crystal...

... but that's okay because he has Dooku.

I see your Eddie drawing constellations between Steve’s moles, and I raise you Steve drawing extremely janky doodles in the blank spaces between Eddie’s growing collection of tattoos.

someone pls teach him proper trigger discipline

Okay but stepdad!jake convincing your mom to let him bring you to a work related “business trip” but in reality he’s bringing you on vacation for a week and fucks you the whole time <\3

pairings: jake sim x f! reader

warnings: stepcest + pregnancy + daddy kink + exhibitionism + breeding + infidelity

💌: im normal im normal im normal im normal (trying to gaslight myself bc this ask made me insane!!!! burn me at the stake plz im crazy)

jake is absolutely infatuated w you :( calls u his pretty girl n spoils you with gifts (and cum) sweet talks ur mom into letting him take you on a daddy/daughter trip, says it’s to makes you feel better cus youve been upset lately (the reason being the fact that you cant publicly claim jake cus he’s ur stepdad) when he gets the okay from ur mom he takes you to a hotel far from your hometown, plans romantic dates and kisses you without worrying about anyone you know catching you two <3

late at night the two of u make ur way into the hot tub, jake untying your bikini top and palming your tits. you’re so desperate to feel him inside you free his cock from the confines of his swim trunks, whining as he bottoms out. the only thing on jake’s mind when he’s balls deep in your pussy is knocking you up. he knows it’d ruin not only his reputation but yours as well, but the thought of his stepdaughter proudly carrying his child n making you a mommy makes his cock twitch inside of you. “fill me up daddy, want you t’get me pregnant. i’ll be so good for you please, jus’ breed me.” if he was in his right mind he’d pull out, knows he shouldn’t dump his cum in your womb but he can’t stop himself, not when your pussy is clenching around his dick, trying to milk him for all he’s worth.

Luke(s)

sketches in which luke looks different every time i try to draw him (different face syndrome???)

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