To cockwarm someone and to be cockwarmed😍😍😍😍
Levi as in Leviathan🥲
Fuck i should write a bottom johan but i've already finished the one for my limerence event and it's top johan, maybe next time🥲
BUT YOU ANSWER THE ASKS ALMOST 100% FAST, I TAKE 1 SECOND OFF YOUR BLOG AND IT SUDDENLY HAS 50 POSTS😭😭
Being a switch is a blessing 😌😌
Oh- OH then fuck yeahh let him cockwarm you while he’s playing his favorite video game adorable boy would be so focused in whatever game he’s playing he almost forgot about your cock thats buried deep inside of him , that is until you thrusted up right into his prostate making him almost drop his controller , and when he looks back at you just smile at him and reassure him that it was an accident like the dumb boy he is he’ll believe you and go back to playing , but you’ll continue making these small moves that drives him insane slowly but surely , at the end his body would be shaking like crazy as he drops the controller and just turns to hug you and burry his face in your neck before whispering a little please for you to just fuck him , and thats what you do fuck him so hard pump him full of your cum over and over again till he’s nothing but a dumb cum slut for you <3
Bottom johan yes sirr 😍😍😍
That’s because i spam alottt at one time sorry 😭😭😭😭
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Every month of 2021
Rules: Post your favorite or most popular post from each month this year (it’s okay to skip months). (i def went with most popular posts lol not most favorite at all)
Tagged by @silvertons THX BB!!!!!!!!
this will likely be just a long list of very unpopular dark angel posts lmao but LETS SEE
January!
lol dark angel OFC! but this one was v real for our quarantine times tho, max and kendra struggling over buying toothpaste during an economic depression. also featuring REALLY BAD TEXT over these gifs omg how did I think this was visible rip our eyes
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/640175798090874880
February
YAAAAAAAY FEMSLASH FEBRUARY!!!!!!!! actually the most notes I got all year i’m like 99% positive. god i love debs. my kingdom for a sequel about them being sexy middle aged lovers flouncing around europe, BUT THEY HAVE TO DO A DIAMOND HEIST
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/643052722938134528/femslash-february-debs-amy-bradshaw-lucy
MARCH
kay i love that the second dark angel set to feature in this list is ALSO kendra/max content. love the relatability of shit neighbors
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/647133353114484736
april.......
lmao I got 3 gifsets, all dark angel, all with the exact same number of notes..... SO HAVE LINKS FOR THEM ALL.
love how done max is with logan here, also love that THIS is the moment i realized logans gay ex was samantha smith
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/647410456010653696
MAX POPPING THIS BUBBLEGUM IS ONE OF MY FAV MAX MOMENTS OF ALL TIME
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/648123107944660992
oh ngl this is one of my favorite dark angel gifsets i’ve ever made, i love the lydecker max dynamic SO MUCH. def something s2 is lacking, that rly strong villain....... BUT THATS A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER POST lmao
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/647475229104455680
MAY
HEYYYYYYYYYY PEAK SEXY MONTH IG BC ITS A 365 DNI GIFSET!!!!!!! i love this movie and none of u can stop me
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/652297063070056448
june.
aaaahhhhhhhhhhh starstruck!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOVED THIS SHOW SO MUCH
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/654567729574051840/bonus
juLY!!!!!!!!!
MORE STARSTRUCK CONTENT!!!!!!!!!
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/655643306797285376
AUGUST
lmao welp the beginning of s2 dark angel giffing. here’s alec about to murder joshua. but he gives him ham hocks later to make up for it
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/659977205804335104/bonus
SEPTEMBERRRRR
more alec content, max giving him a name. tho now i’m curious if she’d never named him if he’d have gone back to going by simon........ he did have an emotional connection to that name before...... tho maybe it just would have been a horrible reminder of what happened WHO CAN SAY
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/663148065433206784/bonus
OCTOBER!!!!!!!
alec vs the inexplicably blindingly white group of x-kids that i find painful to look at as they are indicative of SOME of the ways s2 drained this show of its whole entire soul but w/e. when he said ‘i wanna get rid of you. and i just met you’ i felt that in my soul actually. i too wanted them gone
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/664688199708377088
noveeeeeeeembeeeeeeeer
alec just can’t stay away from max no matter how many anvils she throws his way
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/667409910654484480
DECEMBER,,,,,,,,,,,, THUS FAR.
welp they’re neck and neck and thus u get BOTH, alec posts again
HES GOTTA LEARN TO PAY ATTENTION, AND GUNS ARE WORTH A LUKEWARM SARCASTIC YIPPEE
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/669674846236606464
and he is always alright
https://loisfreakinglane.tumblr.com/post/671215017416343552
THX FOR TAGGING ME!!!!!!!!
and in return i tag!!!!!!!
@bluetiefling @tomwambsganscorleone @saint-cecilias OR WHOEVER SEES THIS AND WANTS TO DO EEEEET I TAG YOU WHO SEE IT YES YOU
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AAAHHH i love being tagged in these okay but i gotta run so i can’t tag anyone rn
also @championamjoon how do u put the small letters i like this
last
1. drink - water
2. phone call - my mom
3. text message - “idk if she’s running while rioting or dancing because knowing her she probably dances as awkward as me but then you see the background and it looks like a protest but why would you go in a tumblr outfit to a protest??? o sea no, que pena” it was a voice message to my best friend lol
4. song you listened to - i’m listening rn to mr brightside while doing a playlist
5. time you cried - yesterday
ever
6. dated someone twice - nope
7. kissed someone and regretted it - ew yeah
8. been cheated on - nah
9. lost someone special - yes
10. been depressed - yes
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - no because I always stop drinking when I can’t form coherent sentences
fave colours
12. orange!!!
13. I guess blue because most of my things are blue and I always dress in blue but tbh I used to have blue??
14. pink I guess (don’t tell anisah)
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends - yes :))
16. fallen out of love - nope
17. laughed until you cried - yes oh god it was so nice
18. found out someone was talking about you - my friend told her mother about me does that count
19. met someone who changed you - it was a whole group of ppl so yeah lol
20. found out who your friends are - i guess??
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - 2017 was a no kiss year
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - 98% the rest are my best friend’s friends for her town lol (can’t believe jp does not have me in fb smh)
23. do you have any pets - nope
24. do you want to change your name - always except when my crush says it (that sounds cheesy buti trust me I know what I’m talking about lmao)
25. what did you do for your last birthday - got pizza with some friends
26. what time did you wake up today - 7:18 am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - trying to draw lol
28. what is something you cant wait for - i’m not waiting for anything tbh
30. what are you listening to right now - welp I just paused mr brightside to answer this
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - no
32. something that’s getting on your nerves - okay so there’s this girl whom I always thought disliked me but then she claimed she actually liked me but then mun shit happened and she was one of the ones that decided to take me out and I get it likee she had to make that decision wtvr but then I saw her ig profile and decided to follow her and she declined the request and the other day I saw her at a party and she was so nice when I got there but then whenever I walked towards her she went away and the group of ppl who was with them were all so nice as well but suddenly told me to go away and treated me horrible and like what did i even do to u
33. most visited website - tumblr and gmail
34. hair colour - brown
35. long or short hair - medium length
36. do you have a crush on someone - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH JP are u srsly gonna ask this
37. what do you like about yourself - my sense of humor lmao
38. want any piercings? - im scared of opening holes in my body okay
39. blood type - AB+
40. nicknames - val
41. relationship status - a guy is texting me and I’m ignoring him
42. zodiac - gemini 8)
43. pronouns - she/her
44. fave tv shows - it would be a big ass list but how I met your mother is my all time fave and the best hit is in my lil heart now
45. tattoos - not yet but someday when I decide what I want
46. right or left handed - right
47. ever had surgery - yes. several.
48. piercings - earlobes
49. sport - tennis
50. vacation - chile to see my asshole friend :(
51. trainers - converses and these pretty ass imitation puma shoes I bought that are soo comfortable omg
more general
52. eating - breadsticks
53. drinking - water
54. i’m about to watch - an one hour video about physics
55. waiting for - nothing
56. want - to see my best friend
57. get married - if my crush waits for me so yeah
58. career - i have had like three mental breakdowns about it this week and it is only wednesday
which is better
59. hugs or kisses - I’ve realized I’m not a hugger none a kisser (remember on saturday when my crush was going to hug me and I left him there.. with his arms extended.. cos i’m awkward as that...)
60. lips or eyes - eyes
61. shorter or taller - taller
62. older or younger - older
63. nice arms or stomach - arms for sure
64. hookup or relationship - relationship
65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant
have you ever
66. kissed a stranger - nope
67. drank hard liquor - yeah
68. lost glasses - nope
69. turned someone down - yes
70. sex on first date - no
71. broken someone’s heart - my own rip
72. had your heart broken - nah
73. been arrested - nope
74. cried when someone died - yes
75. fallen for a friend - yes ugh
do you believe in
76. yourself - magic in a young girl’s heart how the music can free her whenever it starts
77. miracles - yes!!
78. love at first sight - idk tbh
79. santa claus - not now lol
80. kiss on a first date - eehh idk
81. angels - yeah
other
82. best friend’s name - paulina @wiathermopolis or @viathermopolis tbh i don’t remember lol
83. eye colour - blueish greyish
84. fave movie - almost famous, goodbye lenin, leon the professional, 10 things i hate about you, notting hill.. i’m a mess
85. fave actor - saoirse ronan tbh
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Well, ig hello to my first weird af rant. Again, feel very free to block the tag #ramblingsofanidiot if u don't want to see this shit.
TW: SELFHARM
I have asperger, which seems to get worse(???) over the years, mostly with things like routines and permanent objects I NEED to feel safe/okay. Like it began with a necklace, then a ring, then a keychain on my jens, and the last more destructive things, some bite marks on my left thumb and a basically permanent mark/not-quite wound on my left inner wrist. For some reason it calms me to have a permanent mark on my body, and since it's not hurting anyone else, it feels like that's allright.
I know it isn't, of course, but it's nothing major (yet?). The weird thing is that I hear a lot (mostly on th internet, dunno if you can trust that one very much) that their harm is a more franctic/emotional business? And I gotta say, not me. It's more tied to rationality and order than emotion, as is evident for the very neat rows of nail bruises I had for a while. It's a bit hard to explain, but it's the comfort of having control over your own body in a way, but in a, like, bad way? But it still feels like control, so it's good enough in a way.
Welp, very messy and annoyingly vague, but that's okay. It's good for my own mental health, so don't expect too much as they're written for myself.
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