"Hey, weasel, how is it that your fur is different from the rest of your family, but your mom loves you? My father didn't want me because I don't have beautiful golden hair. I don't think my mom wants me either. Will you be my friend?"
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Jing yuan: oh, dan feng! Where are you going?
Dan feng: to see a doctor.
Jing yuan: ...? Why that? You seem healthy...
Dan feng: i fear there might be something wrong with my heart. Or maybe i just can't stand the heat anymore... i've heard the body changes a lot the older it gets.
Jing yuan: ...the heat?
Dan feng: yes, every time i visit the smithy my heart gets problematic... i do hope it's nothing serious.
Jing yuan: ...every time you visit yingxing?
Dan feng: of course, he's the only reason i'd ever go there. But my heart starts beating, and my body feels strange whenever i go there. It must be the smithy, it usually only ever goes back to normal after we long since left the smithy and after it's time to leave yingxing.
Jing yuan: *smiling* ...i can diagnose you. It's not heart problems, and it's not due to the smithy.
Dan feng: why is it then?
Jing yuan: you can't tell?
Dan feng: would i visit a doctor if i could?
Jing yuan: ... *grins* then i won't tell you~
Dan feng: ...you listen here-
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Dan feng: ...and so Jing yuan refused to tell me, and the doctor couldn't find anything wrong with me either.
Yingxing: i'm... sure it's nothing serious.
Dan feng: but now it's bothering me. Jing yuan claimed to know, but wouldn't tell me. ...What do you think?
Yingxing: mhm, run by me your symptoms again.
Dan feng: ...whenever i visit you by the smithy, my heart starts beating weird, i feel strange, and it only stops some time after we part ways.
Yingxing: hmm~ i wonder whatever that could mean~
Dan feng: ...you're too arrogant for your own good.
Yingxing: can you blame me? The Imbibitor lunae himself comes to lay his problems before me... without realising exactly what he's telling me. Hmm~ hmhmm~
Dan feng: ...i swear-
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Jing yuan: what is it?
Attendant: the high elder of the vidhyadara is-
Dan feng, pushing through, beet red: YOU! YOU LET ME WALK AROUND ASKING... THAT!!
Jing yuan, smiling: and what might that be?
Dan feng: DON'T PLAY DUMB! YOU LET ME WALK AROUND TO TELL YINGXING ABOUT MY- MY-! STOP LAUGHING!
Jing yuan, laying on his back, laughing: y-you told yingxing h-huh?
Dan feng: THAT MAN IS ARROGANT ENOUGH AS IT IS!!! HE REALLY DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT-! *gets redder* -my feelings--
Jing yuan: *laughs harder*
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He found out when yingxing went around telling people THE imbibitor lunae had fallen for him without realising.
To be fair, jing yuan also went around saying that, but he wouldn't get caught dead by dan feng.
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