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shadowcatzone · 9 hours
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Jing yuan: vidyadhara are barren
Blade: i did it once, i'll do it again
Dan heng: that- that wasn't even you, that was yingxing!!
Xingyue child: another conversation that makes me wish they kept it in their pants
Jing yuan: you. Don't say that. And you- vidyadhara are barren.
Blade: i think i proved different.
Dan heng: i mean, at least one vidyadhara very evidently wasn't
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shadowcatzone · 9 hours
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Yingxing: i'm thinking about buying a new pair of shoes.
Dan feng: alright,
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Yingxing: i think i should buy a-- what's this?
Dan feng: you said you needed shoes.
Yingxing: ...i said i was thinking about- did you replace- all of my clothes??
Dan feng: sooner rather than later right?
Yingxing: ...feng-er, i've noticed another bad habit on you,
Dan feng: ah, that'll have to wait, some of the furniture will be replaced soon too-
Yingxing: ...love of my life,
Dan feng:
Yingxing:
Dan feng: ...yes?
Yingxing: *sighs* we need to talk.
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Mind you the furniture was good enough for the high elder to use for another century or so. But god forbid his lover, master craftsman of the luofu, has to even look at that old pile of trashy furniture- you get what i'm saying
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shadowcatzone · 9 hours
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shadowcatzone · 11 hours
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A very useful guide to buying Gelato from a Italian local
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shadowcatzone · 15 hours
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Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????
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shadowcatzone · 19 hours
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one day they will hit yanqing with a "when your father general was that age, he [...]" and it's gonna be a gamechanger.
It's probably gonna be blade telling him ngl
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shadowcatzone · 20 hours
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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
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shadowcatzone · 20 hours
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think its a missed opportunity for the cathedral not to have these as stained glass somewhere. also lowkey saddened that the cathedral has little religious art when catholic churches are well known to have the most mind blowing most gorjus elaborate art ever
but ig the cologne cathedral seems to mostly focus on the archi and the arches to carry it rather than many paintings or whatever. still kinda wish the stained glass had more to it though... mond needs an update fr 😔
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shadowcatzone · 20 hours
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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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shadowcatzone · 1 day
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shadowcatzone · 1 day
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Blade, right infront of dan heng, marastruck: hah. Do you know what i'm gonna do to you!?
Dan heng, short-circuiting: s-spank me?
Blade, torn between the price™ and the (presumably) horny dragon: th- i. Uh-
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Meanwhile, dan feng, celebrating in the subconscious bc he made dan heng slip up in the best way possible
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shadowcatzone · 2 days
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Daylight and nighttime forms of mermaid venti. Later on I’ll be doing their backgrounds(which is going to be a nightmare 🥲)
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shadowcatzone · 2 days
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hey are we about to kill another harbinger??
then again we didn't even actually kill the first one so...
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shadowcatzone · 2 days
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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
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shadowcatzone · 2 days
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shadowcatzone · 2 days
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Blade: surprise bitch! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me~
Dan heng: i thought that the first time, maybe, definitely not the last HUNDREDS OF TIMES!!!
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shadowcatzone · 2 days
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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