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#wasnt even funny 😑
jonahmagnus · 3 months
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I had a weirdass dream last night where I was playing this browser game. It was about this little guy, he was your friend, and he didnt have a face. And there where only two options: randomize face, or leave blank. You choose "randomize face", his face starts to switch between features rapidly. He spins around, looking "happy" but clearly in great pain, and then starts to beat the shit out of himself. The game ends when you die and your back at the title screen. If you choose "leave blank" you are teleported into the body of YOUR player character and he starts trying to beat the shit out of YOU. The game ends when you kill him, you run out of time (ten seconds), or he kills you. You are teleported out of your body the instant his hands close around your throat.
In the dream I was trying to help him. I kept trying to get him to keep a face over and over, even tried the "leave blank" so I could teleport in and try to put one on manually, but he always killed me and I would wake up. I even tried to hug him on the ground with his limbs locked, but he still managed to get his arms around my throat. No matter what expression is forced on his face his eyes are always burning with coldness. The funny thing was, in my dream I wasnt really even that scared. He was my friend. I just wanted to help him.
Motherfucker woke me up at four am though.... thanks king 🙄😐😑 I could not go back to sleep
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only-lonely-lovers · 2 months
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09.19.2022
tags: bondage, spanking, fingering mouth/throat, facefucking, bodysharing, rough sex
Bird is あ / Avvy is つ
つ:Ah it’s too funny to subject amane to the weird differences in his mind between nene and tsukasa. You’d hope some day he’d kinda appreciate tsukasas agreeableness and even be like, I wanna. Test run something I wanna do with Yashiro. Like some real goons mood of it all like I need to practice tying these ropes and see if it’ll hold and I WILL sulk for 5 days if I try it with Yashiro and I fuck up . But tsukasa idgaf. If he falls from the shiddy ropepulley or comes undone I will just be like sigh
あ:Lmaoo this is like peak shennanies yes… This is like the, ah, accepting that you can't "fail" with Tsukasa
つ:Almost like rehearsal with tsukasa. You can get frustrated with the knots and stuff if you want. And ask him to wriggle around. But like Amane trying to rehearse some bits even running dialogue. He has tsukasa gagged though like don’t say anything you’ll break my immersion for this ok
But like one day going to be doing this and like get too into the dom boyfriend mindset and like smack his ass but then feel like. Didn’t like that. Don’t like that I did that to tsukasa fsr
あ:the TANGIBLE silence
つ:I’m fine with calling him good girl as part of the rehearsal but I need to go stand on the roof About this one Them both still like we both know somehow it was weird
あ:It's like he smacked Tsukasa's ass and Tsukasa made a noise just from the impact. fucking dead silence after
つ:And just an earnest moment of impatience. The problem was it wasn’t part of the rehearsal
あ:I got my dom jeans on too hard
つ:You did it in the manner to which you’d bop tsukasa Like ugh stop the wiggling SMACK then was like . N just walks out. Nene walks into the bathroom later tsukasa tied up like hiiiiii Amane left💔
あ:Sometimes I like to think Tsukasa is like [I do not see it 😑] [for Amane's sake]
つ:I know he is awkies
あ:so funny to think about Tsukasa in moments like this. i think sometimes he is also like I'm sorry❤️ i have aboner statistically sometimes you're doing stuff and it's like. gomen ne
つ:Tsukasa doesn’t have to feel it was weird but just feels like. Ohp! Amane doesn’t usually do tha I know it Waits for his response
It is always like well I like anythiiiinggg But that’s the problem too Sorryyy I not supposed to like it💔 I will be quiet thooooo Kicks legs on bathroom floor alone. Sings a song
あ:🎶oh well It's so funny to think about rehearsing dialogue, the things that you're not ready to feel right or wrong. you know I think sometimes Amane must enjoy something but then be like wait. i actually dont like that it wasnt awkward no winning either way Saying good girl does feel pretty innocuous, this is neutral territory
つ:It’s rough. Also if you come during the rehearsal sometimes it’s fun sometimes you hate that you came Trying to deliver a line and nut. Just get quiet
あ:but I think it might get kinda like. dicey when its like. I'm going to fuck your pussy so hard girl
つ:I THINK ITS FUNNYYYY But. Like
Sometimes amane is like; this is a cool time to come well punctuated by the scene, immersed, delivered a line have “her” set up. If it happened like this I’m ready to go. Other times it’s shameful And your own brain knows when you’re in the roleplay VS unable to shake the Meta of tsukasa and responding to any part of that. It’s not wrong to nut about tsukasa but it’s like STAY ON TASK.
Like mmgggher i wanna nut about you or Yashiro intentionally I don’t like feeling out of control BUT I NEED THE REHEARSAL IM IMPRESSINg YASHIRO SOOO MUCH LATELY ITS SO USEFUL!!
You do imagine Yashiro is getting the most stellar 5 star insanely streamlined experiences He is an expert. At the knots He is smooth at transitions. He flubs no lines. He looks inhumanly incredible. At domination
She is floored. She is a puddle every time. It just makes him more insane about embellishing and like I NEEDSD TO OVERCOME THE SHAMEFUL MOMENTS!! (On ground) I need to be the coolest boyfriend for my whore gf
あ:like UMGHH i need the pay out… tfw you want to be really impressive lmaoo like ugh but i need it i need it.. i need her to feel like her whole mind is being fucked with… you could never handle how capable i am
つ:I like tsukasa doing this all having a grand time having fun and then at the end amane IS like ahh good job. That went well I think I’m ready. Let’s tsukasa clean off cock with mouth while amane unties the ropes and shuffles them into sleeves
If there’s ever a day you’re caught it’d be like. You’re going to have to ask yourself. Would you rather tell Yashiro, that, This is practice, and reveal that you practice and ruin the illusion of the seamless dom. Or let Yashiro think you just call Tsukasa good girl and tie him up for your own private reasons between the two of you.
Do not like these. Sleeps you Tsukasa we are going to lie to Yashiro I am going to put her at her desk with her books and make it like she fell asleep doing homework on the classroom Ok She had a dream. GRABS FACE. okay?
あ:looking at tsukasa like this PUPIL MOVES DOWNWARDS
つ:hai.
When Yashiro comes back you are just playing cards Nailed it…. saved the day
あ:I hope there are moments… that are more like seamless and wordless. still tinged w strangeness, but also the kind that Amane can glide past. Like ah… simply running hand over Tsukasa's chest, simulating a grope, and Tsukasa wordlessly curving his spine to push into the touch a bit, trying to be like -- oh yes yes, nene-chan's chest… [trying to assist]
Tsukasa being a good mimic… in reality, being able to recall how Nene typically moves or poses and try and further assist Amane in his little roleplay. he wants to mentally prepare so… I will help Amane by doing Nene-chan like things
つ:It’ll be just nice when it isn’t goon time. He’s good at it Letting my mind run for 2 minutes was like aaaaaaa the (glass floor shatters under me) So I’m making peace with that and getting unembarrassed I’ll have my little notepad here in a second. I just want it known none of my thoughts were my intent
あ:[cooing sounds] come here sweetheart fall into the gap with me.
つ:Uuuuoooo the gap Well the final thought.
Amane frustrated and done with avoiding anything— why shouldn’t he have complete indulgence? Wouldn’t tsukasa like anything? Can’t he just shut him up if he makes a single sound he doesn’t like? Searingly embarrassing to confront a single thought at all, but once he indulges one action they fall like dominoes.
Tsukasa laid over lap, irregular, hooks fingers in mouth, effectively gags him before starting to hit with his other hand. Feeling tsukasas fangs bite down. Going on a little crazy litany. Like you’re convenient, cuz I can go as hard as I want. There is more brutality in the motion, and the fingers in his mouth are resentful in their touch— pissed off at Tsukasa for reducing him to wanting this, for being tempting. All conveys in unforgiving motions.
Gets… insane. Slurs out that he wishes tsukasa had a pussy, so he could finger fuck it between hits. Gotta settle for your mouth. Fingers mouth aggressively, shoves to throat. Bleary state of mind…. To be able to confront such a thought, gotta be so mad to have been made to have it. Crane Tsukasa’s spine backwards by hooking around his teeth and dragging him up, to glare at him… wanna squint at while administering impact. Understand how pissed I am, don’t get it twisted. Amane can feel his own wrists muscle memory itching to switch to the fingering motions, it almost makes him wanna whine….
Ssso accustomed to the back and forth, smack smack, grope slide in, wiggle wiggle, his fingers keep twitching. Just frustrates him!!! It’s not fair, to have these conflicting urges!!! It shouldn’t mix at all! Actually tsukasa SHOULDNT remind me of anything… just stomp his foot under everything restlessly. What useless urges!!!
Finally throws tsukasa off, kicks him (he’s bound, arms) til his back hits the wall of the bathroom, then drags him up by the hair, plants a hand on the wall, and reaaaally facefucks him against the wall, breathing into the tile. A very ah… legs spread apart, stance, shoving.
Finish. Out of breath… lean against a stall panting. Feeling like a demon was exorcised. No ability to think, just buzzing. Teeth marks around knuckles, looks at those…. sighs.
Tsukasa is a little sickle shape on the floor cuz of being tied up still, fell over after amane stopped holding him up. Eye contact…. Sustained. A lidded and dark-eyed tsukasa panting…. amane, too. Weird moment. Tsukasa drooling come, licking his teeth. See you… something different happened. Amane finally only feels: and? So what. You made something different come out. You just do that. You know you do.
あ:Anyways… I just really enjoy the sheer selfishness of a scenario like this — an instance where, the very conceit of it all is already Tsukasa being really gracious, more than the average person would be. Lots of people would have at least some insecurities with being enlisted to RP/do practice for your Other Partner… It's unique that Tsukasa feels no sense of competition or inadequacy, he is just here to help. Ready to lay there and be acted upon as needed.
So… for Amane to then get frustrated and take things out on Tsukasa… as if it's Tsukasa's fault for inducing the desire in his heart, like "ugh, how dare you do this to me"… It's so shitty, but one does go SIGH it's Amane's appeal isn't it… That even while being catered to and accommodated wholly, he'll get agitated about his own feefees… his own arousal… Huff huff.. Having a cock just makes you feel weak, so often, and Amane doesn't like feeling weak to it. I think it's so simple like… hate feeling cock twitch about this or that, stupid leaky thing jumping about things it wasn't mean to. Hate your vision blurring… hate breath getting heavier and words slurring, where they shouldn't.
Ugh but yeah as I mentioned earlier, I've thought about being as selfish as to finally growl about, like, "UGH, if you had a pussy…" I think this would just make Tsukasa's head spin, like what-? not a thought in his little head. Amane feeling this-? What's he saying-?? [trying to focus, but being wailed on]
つ:It’s too fantastical!!!! Like he’s in a dream
あ:One of those thoughts that almost seems too abstract you know…
つ:He wants to do more to you than he even can….?
あ:Could never remotely think such a thought! i like this time Avvy worded it like, tsukasa's emotions being "but I'm Tsukasa". ww….
つ:So simple I am a fixed thing! You know a tsukasa Blurring Nene emotions towards him….. sooooo interesting!!!
あ:The way Tsukasa doesn't ah think conventionally, well you might as well complain about him not having an animal body part, wings or something… In terms of how, it's all equally fantastical right
つ:Amane is so distinct and exact and unchanging to tsukasa, it can’t work in the other direction. Nothing in common to mingle between amane and nene Brother and his gf! Different
あ:Entire islands
つ:Fun to grope nene, nothing to blur here
あ:The idea that Amane could be restless and wishing for something like that… in the middle of it all… I do like Tsukasa having to register twitchy hands or something, or feel how he's acting upon his mouth the same way he would pussy, fingering it…
つ:He is having impossible dreams…. Wahhhh💞💓
あ:Amane's frustrated expression… brows pinched… such sharp gaze
つ:All so tense, despite that amane is releasing something…
あ:The idea that... he wants more, than your mouth... it just seems dizzying... like getting facefucked with this all in mind
つ:When I thought about uhm… well for one really like— yeah….. the. Lost my train of thought but that was one of them
I was hooked on the crassness of “settle for your mouth” directly correlating, and then proceeding to facefuck SO hard. I thought about Tsukasa’s head really hitting the wall sometimes if amane pulling away pulls him forward, just doesn’t care. Donk donk
Wanting his head pinned between him and the wall so he can really drive it deep and grind towards throat…. want tightness of throat around.
あ:The sheer harshness and lack of consideration… chasing something, like trying to scratch an itch. it's so oppressive
つ:Noooo room for lackadaisical bobbing dick around open mouth jumps to wanting throat as closer analog
あ:sigh i do like it all… like, harsh driving into… coming down throat like this… and tsukasa left to topple onto the ground after….. one of those things that would make nene really reel to watch
つ:understand. The dynamic of murderer and victim
あ:You can see how it escalated. so much
つ:oeuuoruhgh but i have bene like ah…. m. ah I feel like amane's sentiments and clear restlessness would make tsukasa feel frenzied in back of mind…. his chessmaster little brain like i have to…. help… i was thinking about tsukasa one day just ah. suddenly SLEEPing Nene when she come into the bathroom and then immediately booting her out of her body like gomen ne. but immediately bending her over and spreading and beseeching amane to have what he wants and it would be like fkksdlf;kl;FJKG;SJGKL; OKAY. but i want nene to wake up like. really quickly bc tsukasa didn't actually do a deeper spell on her
i like to think you can control the intensity of it, if you just brief sleep blip or you truly conk them out for hours can't be roused. anyway i like nene on the ceiling 'coming to' like what happened. STARING AT HANAKO FUCKING YOUR BDOY SOOOO HARD
which is like jfc this is fucking!!!! hot and sexy!!! BUT I WONDER UNDERSTAND IT. but then he's rambling insanely to tsukasa obviously and you're like [pin drops] theyre using my body to have sex with each other [pause] this is fucking… HOT AND SEXTY and hanako does not know she woke up lol
あ:I'm sooo the pussy in the room… the asset nene just feeling like. smug about it klfdjghdfjkld (edited)
つ:its also liek: i knew it. they want to fuck so hard i have known all ALONG i'm really helping them come to terms with something
あ:becomes nene-sama mentally
つ:its also like; it must be so hard… hanako is straight
she is nene-sama on the ceiling benevolent entity like…. mmm. i have provided… the promised. the coveted. a solution for you two….
going to jerk off about this for months. oh the visual of your own body being plowed, hot. getting to see you x hanako from a distance: we are so hot he moves hot, he moves body hot. he is so rude.
あ:Having unwoke brain is so useful though isnt it, she can just feel so simple about it in a way i think-? like "ah of course its a problem, hanako-kun is so into girls… but he loves tsukasa-kun so much… and of course, tsukasa-kun would want to do anything hanako-kun would want…"
つ:tsukasa-kun is very clever, how did he come up with this….
あ:seeing it as tragic but in the romanticized way like star-crossed lovers almost. like awww
>oh the visual of your own body being plowed, hot. getting to see yuo x hanako from a distance: we are so hot
I do think it is this. ahhh and how euphoric, to feel so.. like… made hotter in tandem… underneath him… your body is pure sex
つ:i think its also like,inspiring, to hear tsukasa not muffle anything and make w/e sounds in her voice, lol. she's like ah gosh…. i always am embarrassed to make noises. but its hot actually
i need to go harder. tsukasa is just like thrashing back into hanako's cock and drooling and making sounds. nene is like wow . watching a porno starring me
あ:Tsukasa being in there, I'm sure even makes it easier to feel fondness, like, you'd never want to think of Tsukasa as homely or something, he's not unattractive in there
つ:and then hanako is being. rougher. than usual. so it all feels like. jesus. so extreme
あ:aint no frumpy girl
つ:nooo this isnt a cringe frumpy girl being fucked…. suddenly you are just a slut for hanako's cock. the body obviously loves hanako's cock a lot it feels very good. facts
あ:benevolent nene-sama also is like, ah i am granting tsukasa-kun the gift of feeling pussy stuffed with cock…. it feels so good doesn't it tsukasa-kun…. [wipes tear]
つ:i think theres a. funny quality of the 2 boys being together where they can-- lgkjfkl be boys moreso, hanako at least, i really think he's got a certain laxness around tsukasa so i like to think when he comes he just like groans inelegantly its my brother so i'm casual. might as well be jerking off
あ:not putting on all that flair. you know me.
つ:a bit more boorish.
あ:not doin it up for a girl… its different
つ:needs to be like something like that happens where hanako sortof is just way too hair down and nene is like. wait. he 100% doesn't know i'm awake
[thought for a second this was the plan] [but realizes she's awake by incident maybe, or tsukasa-kun's decision wthout telling hanako]
あ:😶...
つ:the gracelessness needs to be so like. groaaans. rests hand on hip/ass junction for a second like whewww… siighs…. fans self with hat lolls head to the side
obviously not… performative. too casual. groans and bumps. is like mmm tsukasa stay like this a little longer i wanna go again… in a minute…. sounding like 2 kids.
あ:Unbuttons my gakuran jacket and peels it off, stretches
つ:while still cock in
あ:Yes
つ:nene seeing hanako w no jacket is liek KLFSDJ;FLDSJKGL; youre like scared hes gonna pull his pants all the way down
あ:screams fjksdghf like oh god feeling like she's hiding in the rafters
つ:hanako just stretching and closing his eyes a minute and tsukasa peeks at nene and winks
あ:
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つ:EYEBOLLS
あ:it even works that this is a sex cutscene SEEING SEX.
つ:yes SEE
あ:Tsukasa really like ………. [places finger over lips]❤️ it would be so uOUH wiggles my fingers. blows you a kiss
つ:Hanako is mentally like mmmmmmmmm mating press next. [using porno terms in brain] feeling loose limber feeling good mmmm. rubbing thumbs around tsukasa's lower back for a bit.
あ:tabe houdai all you can eat going to flip you like you are livestock
つ:i actually think an incredibly funny thing to do would be be like mmmgmmmhh wait…. snaps my fingers puts nene's body in your kimono and hakama
あ:psychofink but they literally can do shit like this Procure me the set dressings
つ:also makes tsukasa like. aougfg… ,fdjsfkl [stars spinning around head]
あ:hanako really would be likea uhghh finally. tits and pussy under all this whore fabric
つ:that is what i waaaaant
あ:It feels so multi-concept… like ah amane can really think about me clothes? like dis… wow Despite everything i do not think nene is ready to watch mating press just happen to her body like jesus
つ:folds you in half it takes until this for her to be like: wait this is going to hurt my body physically!!!
oh I think Hanako is so fucking disgusting at this second round…. like folds and the position would put pressure on everything so the. come inside would just ooze out and he'd be like ooooo
smears it around pussy with his hand holds legs back with one hand. smears come around with the other
あ:enters gnasty mode... god yeah. swirls my fingers near the entrance
つ:just openly: you know. I try to be more polite, for yashiro. she's just a girl, you know…. you can't be too much all at once…. even though she's….. 'you know' we'll get there.. [pleasantly wistful] of course
あ:It's nice to get a taste though…. mm
つ:tsukasa wiggles legs. hanako just licks down the calf
あ:oh its time to activate me creepy thing
つ:hanako is like siiiiigh ahh feels good rubs thighs indulgently
あ:[closes eyes] tsukasa don't say anything. [just takes legs and presses foot to sternum, strokes hand down along calf, thigh... rubs knees weirdly]
つ:nene is like. i'm getting a little frustrated hey…. why are you….
あ:hey.
つ:why dont you just go have sex with your brother in my body again. enough with this commentary
あ:we don't like the interlude the audience is leaving poor reviews so funny to be like wait let me be a little leg creep for a sec. ahhh
つ:oh but its not all bad at least. in his shirt. also he's so much less with the decorum (saying a lot not like he has a ton on average) just cock out
あ:the smell reaches teh ceiling
つ:you're tempered.
あ:our bond lets me smell your spectral cock even though i am out of body
つ:thats the bond
あ:the porno resumes, as hanako just rubs soft cock against pussy, smearing come… jerks off against. uehh that sort of… like lazily just pulling foreskin back and forth, instead of having a whole hand wrapped around the length or something, a few fingers along the tip
つ:finally is like ahh ok ok…. fiddles with hakama in fingers too. kimono, during. basically stims with it while doing this liking the tandem of tsukasa's outfit and the pussy. mmmm
あ:i think nene though could also be privy to the boys familiary making them so simple abt commentary like. ah yashiro's voice… 's nice… and tsukasa being like yes it is… hehe
つ:[wistful, loving] she's a little shy about making sounds… ah but you know, people can hear her, she thinks about that too…. hehe….
あ:when nene is overhearing hanako talk about her cup size with kou and just puts a hand by her ear about it
つ:she wants to hear the boytalk
あ:overhear these dirty story boys [husking] but wouldn't it just be hot, if people had to hear her clearly being fucked… and loving it.
つ:ahhhh…. closes eyes, sighs. alright… thats enough. are you ready, tsukasa…..? lol, just kidding [SHOVES knees back]
mmmmm, maybe I should be more careful… mmm~~ no, no~ I think Yashiro's body can handle it….
it's her mind that's not ready… [wistful, pleasant, my little virgin] but her body's ready for anything…
あ:Such a receptive body. so wanting, really. ahh it's hard to say no to it, again and again… [fetish for whore body oozing out] I think Hanako is the type to feel quietly tested by pussy still being so wet and limber.. when the walls really still feel so receptive to the pounding. it's hard to not just take it as "she still needs it"
つ:this is all good proof that nene could always use some more, ahh the body is so eager always…
once he earnestly gets going he'll get back to task. mating press has benefit of looking at face. Get to say more sentimental things like mmmmnn.. ahh I like your, expressions. on her face. such a good idea, tsukasa…. pet pet mmm. pounds
あ:Some earnest nuzzling... talking against face...
つ:round 2 feels like luxury cruise
あ:pet hair… You do like to see Yashiro's red eyes staring so widely up at you…
つ:maybe some day. m.n. we can have Yashiro watch….. tsukasa nods
あ: >this is all good proof that nene could always use some more, ahh the body is so eager always…
Ah you know I think Tsukasa could also just continue to report like, feels good… he's in there simply enjoying the sheer overwhelm
つ:ah hanako would looove to hear it like mmm yesss confirmationnnnn.. mmmmmggh
ahh pleasant whore hanako with both palms holding back of her knees to the floor, tilting head back eyes closed rutting forward loving all the hakama spilling all about, the kimono all bunched up
あ:Artful… I think he can be unclogged a bit and just find it pretty… 's on a girl so. it'd be rude to be like, it's not pretty. it looks nice…. you like to see all the ruffles and flow of the fabric helps add flourish to all the motions, emphasize that you are Plow
つ:i think for round 2 once ya hit the stride it finally gets to become ahh Tsu-ka-saaaa~~ tsuuu-ka-sa, on beats of impact. pleasant singsongy feeling too good ahhh relaxed w my cock deep in pussy. mmmm comfort of brother and gf
あ:Like he got all warmed up and is fully leaning into it… It is just indulgent and cozy at this point. in that sickening way. You both just hit a rhythm of going back and forth with names…
つ:which to nene is a lot. they're. really brothers. in love
あ:uehh the gay shit… i'm sorry if you watch them hit some fingers laced peak
つ:lalalala
あ:maybe in a way nene could understand why hanako-kun runs from this
つ:in some way… you can see how its incongruous….. you hit a beautiful peak. and then he nuts and he's like…
MMMMMMmmm. moves her legs around like levers. I wanna keep cominggggggg
あ:It's strugglesome… it takes so much greasing to ease hanako into such a place. you are sort of watching him regress and be childish and capricious in a particular way though like wahhh i'm not ready to leave it…
つ:[WHORE hentai boy voice yet also 6 year old] I wanna fill you with cooome
あ:i don't wanna stop until you can't mooove tsukasa also a child in the situation: til i-!! can't move-!!! pant pant
つ:tsukasa flinging hands up panting aahhh whatever you want!! amane!
あ:I think it's always refreshing to be so mortal feeling. like ah for real out of breath, for real aching and light headed and shaky
つ:mmm but can I reaallyyy… mmmmmmrr… teetering pounds a little she'll definitely be sore by now…. I can feel it….. mmmm…~~ mmmmbutIwannamakeagirlsore……..
あ:[enabler voice] re-ally really REALLY!! [hiccups] it'll be good nene-chan will appreciate it
つ:you just wanna get fucked more, you're biased… [talking a little angrily. you whore] mmm its not fair…..
あ:clucks tongue. leers.
つ:if it were just you… then I really wouldn't have to think twice yyyouu don't need to go anywhere… or do anything. [gets… dark]
あ:deliberating and becoming this boy
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like ah so selifsh… you're not really being considerate of Yashiro. it's always up to me
つ:starting to think about how to blame tsukasa positioning carefully…. sigh.
Yashiro…. needing to take a day off of school isn't good for me, you know….. are you going to keep me busy while she's stuck at home, 'cuz of what you wanted?
あ:Saying all this while rolling hips… as always, I think it's satisfying to implicate Tsukasa as the selfish one here. like ah really Tsukasa… This tone, like you're scolding your younger brother. Hey now…
つ:yashiro is like. s. stay home….? what are you gonna do to my body… waito. but staying silent
あ:what are . you thinking about what the… what is Hanako-kun imagining ??
つ:gonna….. watch him make you bleed
あ:Eh but you know I think the true efficiency would be switching to fingering in-between everything… Like well while i'm recovering…. keep this going this is really like. targets cervix
But I feel like Nene does start to like worry over the sounds Tsukasa starts to make in there He's not like… censoring self.. so as it starts to sound ah. agonizing. this is heard with no obfuscation (edited) Hanako himself registering the new quality to the voice, like god sounds miserable… [horny] [eyes rolling back]
つ:when it hits that brutal octave, definitely pain
あ:it just sounds like it hurts
つ:but still so sexual.. mmmm blood in the water
あ:Just incentive to slam harder, in reality
つ:nene didn't know she could sound like that…… crazy. hearing your voice take new shapes. won't… be able to go to, class……?
あ:[cruelly] Is it still "good"? Is it, Tsukasa?
つ:NODS NODS NODS NODS ah begins laughing. mania induced
あ:>won't… be able to go to, class……?
you've never thought about your pussy being able to hurt so bad. like whuh but its my pussy… [eyes are dots]
つ:just from….. having sex….?
amane finally getting too… insidious. mmm. its…. it'd be bad, actually if you were like this, Tsukasa…. there's no way…. we'd… do anything else…..
whispering. it'd happen… sooner [actually referring to. murder]
yashiro: sex? tsukasa receives the meaning proper tho
amane, inhaling slow after saying that. knew it…. knew you'd….. tighten. gh…. mmM…. [gets back in there]
if only you could carry nene-chan home like this after everything. in an ideal world
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あ:The aftercare we deserve. Sorry sweetheart
Alluding to murder really is the most lurid thing, in reality… In a circumstance like this. But ah I really imagine it does alight every nerve in Tsukasa's body like mghhhh… the concept that if things were different, it wouldn't undo your shinjuu. but ah of course it wouldn't… it's what Amane wants of you…. [boiling internally to process it all, still]
If it would functionally just stoke Amane and incite him to act. I also feel like, there are dokis had whenever there's an implication of — … and I would've done it to you, even if life had been different around us
つ:inevitable….. i'd love for amane to know it's not the circumstance that caused it, it's himself
あ:It wasn't just a coincidence or, like a matter of your specific circumstance, it's more about his nature…
つ:to just simply know that so confidently
あ:it's what he's been agonizing over for years All of this in mind, while slipping back in… i like. it's good flavor
つ:pulling out fingers, observing blood… showing it to tsukasa kinda like… mm you like to see it don't you, mentally. yup, you do….
あ:Of course you do… grabs jaw with bloody hand. continuing, lowly, "It's always like this, with you, isn't it… It can't be any other way."
つ:nothing but manic giggling and wiggling and panting can come out anymore
あ:Reduced... ueghhrhgh i feel like the scariest thing is when Amane just breathily laughs too. you both make each other sick
つ:reach a bit of peace again somehow. hai hai…. hugs legs while pumping. will finish pleasantly despite where we've treaded but then its like….❤️ I have no idea how we'll explain any of this to yashiro …❤️ I thought we could just play it off with a little tidying up….
あ:^^…………………………………………. I don't want to explain anything❤️
つ:will just get her some water and goodies from the cafeteria (stealing) set a girl up in the infirmary. can carry her there at least. its post-school its empty out here just caretake her for a bit yashiro has much to think about. oh when she's placed back in her body, oh it'll be like being hit with a truck
あ:try not to scream challenge
つ:immediate respect for tsukasa for just laying there . the STABBING FEELING
あ:at least for a second i think its really AKSUFJDGHF
つ:oh its really AFKLADJF!!! AAouuuouhhh… curling on side clutching tummy
あ:tsukasa-kun😭 hefsldkjgdshdf tsukasa out here like mm reminds me of. you know
つ:tsukasa very apologetic
あ:❤️
つ:him and nene have special knowledge so hes really like❤️ i sowwy ❤️i got into it toooo much❤️ oops
あ:gomen ne
つ:i wanted to look out for you girl but… uhm💔
あ:tfw you trying to look out for your girlie. but you ARE his slave we'll just have much girl talk later
つ:much to girl talk about some day
あ:AS ALWAYS i just want nene to be able to have someone be like. it feels soooooooooooooooooo good to be fucked in your pussy! >:o i understand so much
つ:the pussy is so amazing and cool it really does like to be fucked
あ:nene-chan is amazing
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lunarifie · 2 years
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Rewatching Ninjago
(With no context other than the episode)
Skybound 1-2
Im gonna be completely honest, out of all the seasons, I remember skybound the most
Maybe because it was the first time the series took Jay away from the comedic role and gave him development
I need everyone to stop calling Nya ‘sweetheart’ or im going to explode them with my mind
OH WAIT I FORGOT
THIS IS THE SEASON THEY GET FAMOUS
I was so caught up on pirates, genies, and Jay being an idiot that i forgot that was a huge factor
I remember I really hated dareth this season
Dareth: Your a boy band! A hunk machine! You dont need a girl in the group!
All the ninja: 😐😑😐
They really called him out on his bullshit
Cole wants nothing to do with the love triangle 😭
God I remember hating this famous ninja thing
Theres was so much second hand embarrassment I had to endure, and now I have to do it all over again
So much unneeded drama
Like yeah, i want the ninja to have recognition, but I dont want them to become popstars 💀
just for them to be appreciated for doing their JOBS
Cole got so giddy learning he can disappear :)
Jay and Zane have weekly chess game nights its canon because I said so
I love happy Cole, yes, your a ghost but your living your best life, LIKE YOU SHOULD.
Cole: remember back in the tomb of the first spinjitzu master? When we all saw the reflections of out future selves?
Cole: When I couldnt see anything, it wasnt because I was a goner! It was because I could disappear!!! (Strikes a pose and disappears) :D
Jay: ohhhh then why dont you make like a ghost and VANISH. 🙄
Hhfkdndjfnd
Be nicer to him Jay 😭
Zane: you still havent told him about the reflection of you and nya, have you?
Jay: And ruin our friendship? No thanks.
I can promise you, Cole couldnt give two shits about having a romantic relationship with Nya. Nonetheless FIGHT you over it
Jay: Either way, she made up her mind. Its just, seeing us together, its all I can think about.
Damn.
Honestly, Nyas anger directed towards Jay is completely valid. If I was perceived by the media as merely an object or prize to be won I’d be fuming.
Its so funny that Kai is all about this ‘fame’ thing. Being the poster board face for lego ninjago at the beginning and having the most merchandise
CLOUSE!
I love reoccurring characters even if Clouse is a little bitch
Misako: They’re growing up…
Wu: Yes, but I like to think ninjago would fall apart without us.
Valid.
its nice to feel wanted
Nya: Are you sending out a CHIRP?!?!?
Kai: UH, my followers have wants too!!!!
KAI GODDAMMIT.
Purple ninja my beloved
I love little kids helping the ninja its my favorite thing
Nya: how long did it take you to make that gi?
Purple ninja: when youve broken both your legs, you have a lot of time on your hands 😊 (slams into an exit door)
Wait wait wait wait
THIS is the rooftop. THE ROOFTOP WHERE JAYA HAPPENS!!!!
Jay: We’re a team! We stick together!
Nya: thanks. But i can stick up for myself.
Cole: He was just trying to be nice 😒
Jay: Dont worry! Its just our ‘first fight’ :)
JAY. CMON DUDE.
Nyas allowed to be stingy but dont take it out on Jay 😭
Coles literally telling Nya to take Jays hand hes had enough of this bullshit 💀
Doesn’t clouse get screwed over by this genie?
Ah, excuse me. Djinn.
I forgot how Cole turns human again but if its anything like Clouses traumatically painful cries of agony then maybe he should stay a ghost…
Kais figurines are actually really cute.
Zane and Lloyd: No traces of clouse…
Yeah bc hes fucking dead
Its common knowledge now that ninjago is one of the 16 realms??? Like citizens know??? That would drive me absolutely insane.
Nadakhan: Delara died?!?
Cyrus borg as the infobot: died, expired, rot, tint, kicked the bucket-
Hfjsbfjsntbr
Cyrus borg: I cant tell you where the realm crystal is! But i can tell you who has it! And where THEY are!
Me: 😐😑😐
Man in stiix: No one here cares for them fruit-colored ninja.
Cole: Um! 🤨 excuse me 😠 what fruit is black 🙄
Jay: blackberries?
Cole:
Cole: shut it jay.
SO THIS IS WHEN THEYRE ALL SEEN AS CRIMINALS
But wtf does nadakhan have to do with this? Can he do illusions or some shit?
NOOOO NOT JAYS PARENTS STOP
I feel like my soul was ripped out at how sad they looked
Nya comforting Jay after he sees his disappointed parents 🥹
Chief: the ninja are at large, they are armed and dangerous. And—and. (Squinting at his script) they have, legs?
Chief: Call law enforcement so we can apprehend them.
Zane, dialing law enforcement: Hello? Law enforcement?
Lloyd: Zanewhatareyoudoing-
Zane: I am programmed to obey the law 🤨 I need to tell them our location.
Stiix citizens: arent you all those ninjas?
Jay: HAHA! Nope! We’re that other group that has a nindroid, a ghost, and a girl…
hfjsjfndjsdhdisnr
Kai: six against six, at least its an even number.
Lloyd: were not gonna fight citizens KAI.
Kai: … dammit…
Jay: how are we supposed to fight back??!?!? Witty banter!?!?!?!
Zane: Statistically your witty banter usually gets us into more trouble 😄
Love how Coles hoodie makes him look more ghostly
Awwwwww nya allowed jay to help her
Theyre growing :)
People of stiix calling them the fruit-colored ninja is the greatest thing
If Lego had the balls they’d call them the fruity ninja
THE CHIEF GOT MISAKO?!?!?
RONIN.
THE NINJA TRUSTED YOU YOU ASSHOLE
This is actually so interesting, i remember the ninja being framed for crimes but I forgot it was this season. And right after they were famous and beloved nonetheless.
Wait is Wu inside Djinns bottle??? Like Clouse???
Misakos so smart she already knows who nadakhan is 😌
Okay but WHY dont they believe misako and the ninja
Like is it THAT hard to believe that a past enemy the ninja defeated can create illusions, and might want revenge????
Do the police legitimately believe, the ninja, known for being stealthy and cunning, are just gonna GIVE their status on social media?????
I guess a clues a clue right
Man they dont give Nya ANY credit. That was obviously her bracelet on the rat too. It was HER plan. Not Kais 😒
Jay. Ik your not this stupid. Nya just said a djinn is bad news. Trust your future girlfriend on this one buddy.
Jay: I know from my reflection that we end up together! Maybe a wish is how!
I mean… hes not wrong.
Lloyd: then we’ll find Djinn in pairs so he cant pick us off.
Jay: (immediately goes to Nyas side with a huge smile)
Cole (popping out of nowhere): Yeah yeah! And Jay and I can look for clues at the scene of the crime where he framed us!
Cole: What do you say buddy, just like old times?
Jay: haha sweeeeeet. Who doesnt like old times 🙃
Kai and Nya: sibling team
Jay and Cole: Bruise team
Lloyd and Zane: actually-get-shit-done team
RONIN YOU ASS
I refuse to believe ronins smart enough to hack into Zanes system.
This must be so scary for Lloyd to just watch his friend go braindead
Dont-mention-Nya-every-time-your-on-screen challenge. Try it out Ronin.
He sucks so much.
Hes a cool villain though.
Ronins really catching them all like pokemon huh
Jay: its the amusement park! So many fond memories. Thats where I unlocked my true potential! Oh oh! And theres where Nya and I had out first date. I bet we’ll laugh about this in the future :)
Cole: ?
Jay: I meaaaaaan, why would she laugh about that! She hates me. 😀
Your giving yourself away Jay
Cole: The djinn can shape-shift! He could be anybody!
Jay: 😨
Jay:
Jay: (sticks his hand through ghost Cole)
Cole:…
Cole: seriously?
Jay: just needed to make sure 😊
RONIN.
Cole after hearing his friends are all captured:
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Jay, at ronin: HA! You think u can electrically tie the master of lightning!
Ronin, pointing a cannon gun: Yeah but are you the master of kabloowey 🤨
Cole: You cant see me!!! Im a ghost! Am i here? Or over here!?!? HAHAHA
Ronin: I have thermal vision Cole. 😐
Cole: you do…? (Gets captured)
Ronin really DID catch them all…
The chief: Ninjago is safe once again!
I hope the chief gets fired.
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bunnyb34r · 8 months
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Did go to the zoo
It was fun but I almost got stuck in a ditch bc I was going downhill on a brick path and it slanted into a lovely little ditch and had to abruptly stop myself and wait for my mom to come wheel me to level ground 😑
They even had an ADA pathway! Which was up a VERY long hill that was steep as shit and full of turns. Like my mom and cousin had to switch off a couple times pushing me up hill which ngl was kinda embarrassing... oh and the other path, which we went down, basically same fucking shit just less turns 😑😑😑
And it was raining off and on all day which wasn't so bad when it was a drizzle but when you cant hold an umbrella and wheel, you end up holding the umbrella for two people and that ends up soaking your exposed legs and shoes
But it was funny to see the animals that did not like the rain hiding bc the condor was in his little hut and he was staring out like 😒 and staring at us like "what are you freaks looking at?"
And the jaguar who was under her little hide looking up at us like 🥺 "it's wet..."
We did get to see penguins (Humboldt penguins, which don't mind warmer weather! They were enjoying the day and playing), a saggy boobied gibbon mom and her itchy assed son, and vine swinging mate, HUGE lionesses up close! They were right by the glass and they're SO BIG! and an otterly adorable and very photogenic river otter who kept doing laps by the viewing window and would swim right up to the glass, turn to show his belly, turn and belly roll, turn and then come back around again, like they had this down pat! And we saw him following our fingers and so we moved to the land part to see if he'd follow and he did! Then tried to get in the zoo keeper doors and then left sggdgdgdgd
So overall I did have fun even if it was uncomfortable at times with my cousin (I'm usually a huge chatterbox when I'm with people I'm comfortable with, i was pretty quiet), and if the zoo wasnt as ada accessible as promised, and if the gift shop sucked aside from the plushies (but the staff were very nice and the one working on a display moved his cart for me when I was coming around where he was, which was nice bc I was more than happy to go back the way I had come in from)
I dont think I got many good pics bc the rain + it's hard to get pics when you're wheelchair height, but I'll check them later and see if any are worth sharing
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cliveguy · 3 years
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that post reminds me of how i spent like 6 months confused abt why my instagram kept showing my stories related to my ex's location and not my own 😭 i thought i was just being tormented by an evil glitch bc the universe hated me
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dyketubbo · 2 years
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see my general opinion is just like. theres a difference between sapnaps Joke and then people actually going into tubbos home and from what i heard even hitting michael to the point where other ccs had to tell them to stop it because it wasnt funny and was happening while tubbo and ranboo were physically busy like. especially because in the first yes mikes not in danger! but in the latter He Is and thats when it starts being unfunny bc youre just like. saying ohhh youre attached? well im just going to fuck that up bc i think its funny that ur attached like 😑😐 if i wanted to deal w annoying highschool bullies on the weekend id go to a party
like its just dumb to make fun of ppl for being attached im sorry 😭 esp when its not even ic its just you as a person making fun of ppl like just leave ppl who are attached Aloneeee they arent even hurting youuu youre just being a dick to fill ur own ego lol
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nishipostitz · 2 years
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how the haikyuu men would act after having a dream + nightmare
tw! basically none… no y/n’s were harmed. it was only a light hit with bokuto’s part. so we’re FINE!!
gn! reader x bokuto, oikawa and yams
notes: i just wanted to say, thank you for over 200 likes on my last post 😔 i wasnt expecting it one bit.. 😟 also guys, dont be scared to send suggestions and asks for story ideas 😔 also, pls tell me if i need grammarly. bc rn, my stories are quite wordy.. and idk its just not sitting right.
bokuto
he would have his head on your lap with your fingertips massaging his scalp as he was in deep slumber. you were sitting there, watching a zombie show so you were deeply engrossed in the film. you werent much of a person that fears zombies or monsters from movies or shows since yk theyre fake. really, these zombie moves and shows make you feel sad. *cough* train to busan. so of course, you didnt notice bo’s shifting in your lap. you were really impressed with the actors and actresses abilities to work their bodies like that. BONK! bokuto’s head had came in contact with your chin. luckily, you sat with your mouth closed, so he didnt injure you much. except, he did burst your ear drums. he had a nightmare 💀 boy was screaming bc he was being chased by an animal with rabies and zombies. yet, he screamed even louder when he saw the zombies on screen. you didnt even care about your chin rn. “bo.. calm down! its just a movie! calm down.. what happened?” it was only now bokuto felt a little pain on his head. and only now did he look at you and see a little red mark. “oh gosh.. did i do that?” he looked at you and at the tv, then you again. “wait.. did I do that??” you shrugged it off. “yes. but its fine, what happened?” he then continued to explain his nightmare to you, and apologizing for harming your beautiful chin 😔.
oikawa
tries to act cool after screaming his lungs out. he just had a dream of his dog turning into a human and bullying him for all the times that he has been embarrassed and ranted to the dog. the dream included the dog being a female and gossiping with oikawa about the kardashians and telling oikawa how much he talked and that he could be a talk show host if he had a cuter attitude 😑 the pet’s name is probably something like “zumi” or “sparkle” 💀. so the dog would then talk to oikawa in his dream about how annoying oikawa is, and that it would try to steal you away and be your protector for life. thags when oikawa would wake up in a thick sweat. “babe.. my dog is going to steal you from me”
yams
“you wouldve never guessed what i dreamed about just now” yamaguchi hugged you from behind. “im all ears” you replied with a questioning look. “i saw my twins, cousins and family start flying” “babe, you dont have a twin” “apparently, i did. and it was a yam. my whole family and alleged ‘twin’ all got yamified!” you laughed and muttered, “yassified!” leading tadashi to give you an uninterested look. “seriously?” you nod. “ok.. well im gonna continue the story” and there he went, going on and on about his flying family..
this was not funny enough for my standards LOL
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dealmeout · 2 years
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as far as mid s5's been going i kind of thought the colonel's horse/exorcism were both kinda...... eh? like the colonel's horse had fun parts (BJ with the water and everyone shouting to each other in a line was very cute) but exorcism was just a touch too "woahhhhh those wacky koreans... so primitive... believing in SPIRITS" for me, even though everyone being cursed was kinda funny. maybe too funny? i dunno! i guess i'd prefer if the jokes stayed grounded in reality, i'm picky
(and i thought hawk's nightmare was interesting but they could have been more subtle about it lol... i think hawkeye having nightmares or feeling conflicted about the age of his patients would be a better inclusion as just a b-plot or even a throwaway thing?)
anyway so i was kinda worried cause i just wasnt really vibing with it but i was still like. hmmmm well... they cant all be winners 🤔🧐 but then the most unforgettable characters came and hit me over the head with a brick oh my goddddd the gay little fake fight turning into a real fight. i love when hawkeye is irrational and petty it's like crack to me <3 and the way BJ knows hawk well enough to truly wind him up..... 😑
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fanfiction-blep · 5 years
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Avengers Group Chat. Part 4
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Here you go seems everyone enjoyed part three so much XD
(Y/N): Seriously?!
(Y/N): are you guys being serious right now?
Tony: absolutely.
Tony: my house my rules.
Natasha: they may have us beat kid
Steve: mmm
Clint: time to stand down
Steve: Tony?
Tony: sorry honey. Our house.
Sam: I mean I would love to argue but... it's not our place
Thor: I mean obviously I dated Jane and my father didnt approve
(Y/N): THANK YOU THOR!
Bucky: okay
Bucky: everyone is asking the wrong question
Tony: what do you mean?
Bruce: you know Bucky is right
Steve: I'm so confused
Bucky: who is it (Y/N) wants to go on a date with
(Y/N): ...
Clint: SHES ON THE RUN
Natasha: I got her
Sam: 5th floor second corridor.
Bruce: it's okay the systems in lockdown.
Vision: I regret to inform you (Y/N) has hacked the system and is now on the 2nd floor
Bucky: what is it with people adding themselves?!
Tony: vision is apart of the interface her can basically hack the internet inside the tower
Natasha: can we all stop freaking out about how he got into the chat and focus and tracking down our wayward teen
Tony: says the women on her phone
Steve: Tony!
Bucky: there's really no need for that
Natasha: I'm a women
Natsha: unlike some I can multitask
Sam: Oh snap!
Sam:
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Tony: 😑😑😑
Vison: it appears (Y/N) has left the building
Thor: would you like me to aid natasha in finding young Stark
Bruce: that would be helpful he is a God
Bucky: yeah but we dont want the whole world knowing we lost her
Steve: we haven't lost her.
Tony: nope I put a tracker in her a long time ago
Steve: you did WHAT!?
Tony: oops?
Steve: I cannot believe you right now
Tony: but right now it's the best way to find her and bring her home
Steve: We will talk about this later.
Vison: I regret to inform you that her tracker is still in the building... in the sewage
Bucky: Wow she really is your two's daughter.
Sam: I live for the shit this kid causes honestly
Bruce: its not really that funny
Bruce: she could get hurt
Bucky: have you seen that girl in the ring? She can handle herself
Natasha: okay I've got eyes on her boys
Thor: yes lady Natasha and I have located the teenager
Natsha: we have her
Vison: that is good when will you arrive?
Thor: only a few moments she didnt get far
Steve: I think this has gotten way out of hand
Clint: I'll say I've never had this issue with my kids
(Y/N): because your a cool parent
Tony: woah that is so uncalled for
(Y/N): really? Tracker?
Steve: dont worry I'll talk to him later.
(Y/N): that wasnt even the point of this conversation
(Y/N): you guys should be happy I'm asking and not just doing what I want. I respect you enough as my parents to talk to you about this stuff
Natsha: yeah why'd you run?
Sam: she has a point
(Y/N): oh sure and let earths mightiest heroes kill my boyfriend
Bruce: what?
Tony: BOYFRIEND
Steve: Tony calm down
Natasha: ... Kid....
Clint: shit...
Bruce: why would we kill him
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