really annoying character archetype is a pacifist whose entire understanding of violence is just individual people hurting each other
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me when there's a melancholic ache in my chest but also an overwhelming love for humanity
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it's so... idk. sad? infuriating? that jaime's golden hand is 100% decorative
he mentions earlier that a hook would've served him better and like. this thing is ornate, heavy, and totally non-functional. i'm sure lugging around something so heavy on his stump hurts like hell. but it's also completely useless. it can barely hold the weight of a wine glass, and no wonder if it's strapped to his wrist.
he could have been given a functional prosthetic that allowed him to grab and hold things and was secured at his shoulder/chest
but a lannister needs to be SEEN to be whole!! a lannister needs to be decorated and elevated and refined!! an actually functional prosthetic would've given him away as a cripple!! we can't have that
so instead we've tied a paper weight to his stump. it hurts and does nothing. the fingernails are mother of pearl.
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Wilbur talking about Tommy
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I did not have sex with Marilyn Monroe. I could not get it up. So I stood there and had her say mean things to me for a couple hours and jerked off.
I CANNOT BELIEVE WILLY STAMPLER OF DNDADS FAME IS JUST HANDSOME JACK OF BORDERLANDS FAME
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pyramid game liveblog: episode 1
me, minutes into pyramid game: can sooji and the girl she's sitting next to kiss
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ALL IS NO LONGER WELL. MAYOR DEAD FEMINISM LOSES
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tlou hbo dares to ask the bold and controversial question: what if people with revolutionary politics are bad?
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if any one of the lannister siblings had managed to pull their head out of their ass at any point i'm convinced they could've fixed fhe other two and then THEY could literally have been the dragon with three heads but nooooooo too busy panopticoning yourselves under the eternal crushing gaze of your tyrannical father aren't you
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Phil tried one minute of gay roleplay and is now feeling ill and lightheaded that's what yaoi island does to a mf
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