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catpriciousmarjara · 11 months

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Conversation between a reddit user who migrated to tumblr and a tumblr user I saw on discord just yesterday.

Him: Why are people so obsessed with Dracula? Is it like a collective vampire fetish or....?

Her: Oh no it's not the Count we like! It's everyone else!

Him: ....like this Jonathan you go on about in #babygurl?

Her: Yeah! Our good friend Jonathan Harker who sends us the most delightful emails... Though he's been having a rough time of it recently...

Her: You should check out our cowboy too! He's wonderful!

Him: ........

Him: okay.

Him(about 20 mins later): What exactly is a Paprika Hendl?

#reddit to tumblr migration #Jonathan Harker #Our good friend Jonathan Harker #Paprika Hendl #lmao #was wheezing as I read this #had to share #Our beloved and beloathed Hellsite(affectionate) and it's peculiarities #Dracula Daily #Re:Dracula

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rbtlvr · 4 months

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smth for @remedyturtles new fic firefight! the twins ever <3 i'm sure they're fine

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rise leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #HOW MANY TAGS GO IN SEARCH AGAIN. IDK IF ITS STILL FIVE OR NOT. LMAO #my art #anyway read firefight it has had a grip on my soul for the past. uh. hwoever long ago it was that rem came up w the idea #at least a month i think. idk im so bad at time WHEEZE #anwyay words cannot express how fucking excited i am for this fic you guysfjklah;fkldsjlf #ALSO PROUD THAT I REMEMBERED TO GIVE THEM THE CORRECT GEAR THIS TIME LMAO #i forget half the time </3 thats why cmh gang is stuck w their old gear forever and ever whoops

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brother-emperors · 1 year

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WHAT DOOM FOR YOU?

back again with my Please Read The Thebaid Agenda! I adapted the ending of Book VII into a comic because oh boy. thoughts thoughts thoughts.

There is a horror in having yourself altered to such a degree where you are unrecognizable in your own self, to know that it is happening, to know that you should be dead and yet you are not. You have already seen the moment of your death!!!! (Stat. Theb. 3.537 – 47) There's a horror in knowing, and in it being treated as an act of love when it's really more like a violation. Amphiaraus is spared Creon's decree, but by falling into the underworld, it makes things worse on a cosmic scale.

Statius' Thebaid Book VII, trans. Jane Wilson Joyce

Statius and Virgil: The Thebaid and the Reinterpretation of the Aeneid, Randall T. Ganiban

Statius' Thebaid and the Poetics of Civil War, Charles McNelis

The Perils of Prophecy: Statius' Amphiaraus and His Literary Antecedents, E. Fantham

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#the thebaid #it's all greek to me #komiks tag #long post #amphiaraus #wheezing i actually started this last year; i only JUST got around to finally finishing/formatting it all #anyway please read the thebaid it's so good #theres something about apollo perpetuating cycles of violence as a catalyst for it u know.#in book one they recount how apollo's rape of a king's daughter is what set in motion the events that led to current rituals #and then with amphiaraus the collapsing of borders between the 3 realms dragging the cosmic in to the war #the war that mars himself looked away from in disgust!!!!

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insertsomthinawesome · 1 year

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@priellan COME GET THE BOY!!! ✨

Some different ideas for how that could go down >:D And me picking something personally self indulgent again asdlfjsdLJSDGLDSJG I wanna see him with a Tangled rapunzel length hair braid... it would be so pretty...

#Trigun Stampede #Trigun Stampede Spoilers #Vash the stampede #vash trigun stampede #Isa's fanart #InsertSomthinAwesome #Isa doobles requests #May2023 #priellan #I'm not tagging date asdlfJSDLKGJSDLGJKSDG #i sat down and went. I am not going to out myself as a Somnium files enjoyer through trigun fanart #SDFKJSDLKGJSDGLSD I NEED TO REBLOG SOMETHING FIRST xD #admittedly that would've been funny tho #THis was some good fun :D #Let me know if you need a version without spoilers because I understand he was kinda outta nowhere asdkfJSLDGJSDLGSD #boy needs something to keep all that hair out of his face good GRIEF #Uh xion don't read the tags past this point because I'm rambling about somnium files nonsense WHEEZE #friend 1 talking about date: I love how proud he looks like he did it himself #friend 2: the last one tho Date's been giving pointers I see #Guys my friends are making Date out to be dadding Vash and I can't handle the wholesomeness of that thought #(he would tho)#Lore: Meryl did the third one WHEEZE #the mid head high tail #she did her best. but bless her she also has short hair and no idea how to manage it

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 3 months

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whiteboard tomfoolery with me beloved @awkwardalphajay <3 aka we roleplayed monarch/jester with our sonas for like. Four Hours

aka we made an octopus board

the octopus in question:

#THIS IS SO FUCKING LONG HELP #anyway so. yeah i cant really explain what happened #we were talking as we do and just kinda #naturally Slid into our monarch/jester personas. we were Possessed!#MY LIEGE IF YOU'RE READING THIS!!! MY BELLS JINGLE MOST MERRILY FOR THEE!#i swear to gather better jesterly material for thine enjoyment <3 #scribble salad #i was born to be a jester #ive been referring to myself as a court jester for Years #i was born in the wrong era... i wouldve killed it in the throne room #jaime. jaime. thank you for indulging me this was Everything #you've had me straight Wheezing two nights in a row now <3 #mwah. mwah mwah mwah mwah <3 #🩷🍈🩷🍈🩷🍈🩷🍈🩷🍈🩷🍈🩷

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kkoct-ik · 28 days

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warmup that got way out of hand

#kostik draws #harry du bois #harrier du bois #fanart #kim kitsuragi #kim kitsuragi fanart #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #harry was originally gonna be shirtless but that would have been a very powerful first ever drawing of him #anyway ive been reading the art book. it is gorge #this was supposed to be a warmup before i did the Art I Have To Do but uhhh...#cut to several hours later oops #i had fun! wheeze

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prrcyjacksons · 1 year

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LOCKWOOD & CO — 1.01 : “This Will Be Us”

#lockwood & co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #l&coedit #lockwood and co #l&co 1x01 #gifs #filmtvcentral #cinematv #usertvfilm #tvfilmspot #dailynetflix #belltries #*bell.gifs #i wheezed #as someone whos never read the books i really liked this adaptation #colouring this was a nightmare. pls excuse the shitty quality 😭

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bowlifecomics · 4 days

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There was no chance I was just going to ignore this tag

#I AM NOT JOKING WHEN I SAY I WHEEZED #I love it when y’all reblog my stuff I read all of them

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carlyraejepsans · 2 years

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something something undertale establishing laughter/humor as a way to disguise helplessness. something something sans' character being built up as a prankster and a comedian. something something the moment where we see him laugh the most (both in dialogue and in sprite) is the genocide fight....

something something

#he grimaces and yells too don't get me wrong but especially when things start to get dire there. his laughing headsprite pops up #or he's winking #or he's straight up chuckling #like right before the fight after he asks if anyone can be a good person. and to say it all #i say chuckling because that's likely what toby intended. and that's how i read it too at first! undertale isn't an audio medium #not where character voices are concerned most of the time #but then i listened to this dub of the scene by timber puppers on youtube and he starts off pretty regularly. more sombre but still his #slightly goofy voice. and then he pauses. and he LAUGHS. frome wheezing to full throated down to a quiet chuckle #and it's... literally reshaped the way i conceptualized that scene. the rest of the dub is fine it's obviously quality #but that LAUGH.#is just. on another level. man #undertale #sans #metanalysis

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gay-robot-boyfriends · 8 months

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*throws*

#them cuddling #i know the leg part looks a bit wonky but i didn't feel like trying anymore #I'm trying to get back on a sketch a day #guys this has nothing to do with this post but y'all sending asks faster than i can answer them *wheeze*#I'm never gonna run out of content ideas this is great #if you're reading my tags hi #ily <3 #mega man x #zero #xzero #the gays #my art

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u3pxx · 5 months

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you made me finally pick up disco elysium and play it, and for the past 3 days i dont have a single thought in my head that isnt disco elysium related. i blame you on that 🫵/lh

well boys, looks like we got another one

#DFGHD i do hope u enjoyed the game! judging from the fact that youve been discoing for 3 days straight. lets say: yes DFGHDJ <3 #i do enjoy the fact that i can get at least 2 people into the thing im currently into wheezes #anyways read dungeon meshi play potionomics pirate disco leez play a #sunnysideanswers #anonymous #sunnysidedoodles #sunnysidedisco

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logicpng · 10 months

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I think I can with certainty say I'm past the halfway point with this. there's not that much random dialogue left to make up

I can only hope the switch works as intended on other computers, since a different timing left them mid-transition. it seems like it doesn't interrupt the bubbles switch but it's only if the menu switch/shell reset comes at a specific point before it 🤔

sakurascript is really weird with calling functions, but I Think if you call it as a variable ( %(function) ) it doesn't interrupt the script?? maybe??

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#original #CaelOS #aster #aster ghost wip #I've ran so many times into wanting to do a Thing and it being outside the scope of what you can reliably do with YAYA/SakuraScript #or at least without involving external libs #you can do anything if you write external code and put it into a .dll it seems #but now that's outside the scope of my patience /wheeze #I'm hoping to test some of this with a couple people at least #I'm sure many things would've had answers if I was brave enough to step foot into an ghost dev discord server but. I am Shy #we figure this shit out on our own and die like men /j #and like I could've just stuck with the template and make it much simpler but NOU I need to make it NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED without actually #providing much function of my own or that good of a story #if any ukagaka devs read this pls be nice to us we're doing our best 8v8 #also I recently realized the terms 'ghost' and 'shell' are meant to be a reference to... Ghost in the Shell. I'm devastated /j #vega (aster)

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 7 months

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Y'all I been doing Dazai route in eng for the collection event and I'm just.

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE WRITING HERE. DAZAI AND MC ARE OFF THE CHARTS???? I FEEL LIKE I'M IN IKESEN RN HELP

I never want off this tragicomedy this is amazing. Just look at this shit:

There's so much going on here???? I'm in stitches?????

Dazai if you're going to roll with familial obligation PICK ONE ROLE, what is this madness!!!

MC full on out here UNIRONICALLY looking at Charles and going:

MC: I could make him worse twirling hair around her finger

What's even more uproarious to me is Dazai like "I must. Protect MC from his vile eboy clutches." And MC is straight up like "Dazai if you won't tap this then I will have my hot girl summer." Can you tell I love her so much for this I'm sobbing. Girl math queen of "I want what's bad for me"

Charles. Trying to whine his way into a hot night and Dazai's abrupt "Haha, no." Just imagining the delivery of that line straight up made me astral project, Dazai is feeling petty and I'm LIVING

"NotMyName-san." Do I even need to say it. MC dragging his ass and I'm wheeze--

Aight but that last screenshot. I swear to God that's where I lost my veritable shit. I think I've just gotten so used to Comte and Leonardo being so literal of like "oh yeah that f**ker can't keep his hands to himself, give me a second to get rid of him" that I just did not see Dazai's roast coming. And not only how iconic and subtle a jab that is, but the ENDLESS implications????????????

"He seems like someone who can't keep his hands out of the picnic basket." Dazai was COOKING. He said "boy's got no patience, he can't pace a relationship properly." [Note: Dazai can't pace a relationship at all, so uh, pot meet kettle--]. He said "man's going to get to third base on the first date and that is GAUCHE." I love this bit because of how much it gives him away. Dazai out here like "I'm just a silly silly goofy no thoughts guy! Hahaha!" And then the second Charles tries to drag MC around like a rag doll, Dazai comes out like "what is this. menace doing with a nice young woman. I say, young man, cease this horny shitfkery at once!" The man who sat in bed with MC naked after a month's worth of knowing her and does not explain (though in fairness he was trying to be helpful [?]). Can you tell I love him. Osamu "Do As I Say, Not As I Do" Dazai.

Dazai out here like "I just know he's going to ask too much of her, and that could have grievous implications when it comes to being a vampire." As much as it might be a throwaway line, I gotta say I see that amongst his concerns. And tbh I think he means it both in the sense of bloodlust but also in the sense that Charles is a bit wayward with his self-control (not entirely Charles' fault). Dazai out here like "I know this little shit ain't got an ounce of foresight, and I hate this for my best girl." No beef to Charles, but the man lives in the present (in some ways by circumstance) and I can see how he might not be able to have MC's best interests for the future in mind (he's got a lot of healing to do).

Man can you tell I just can't get over the way Dazai flamed him. It's giving:

Also for the record no shade to Charles as an LI, I just think it's hilarious how jealous Dazai is and how that makes him uncharacteristically choose so much violence khafjlsjkshgdfjh

I gotta say if there's one thing that gets my ass so bad when it comes to Comte and Dazai it's how they're so like. "Peace and love on planet earth~"

Charles/Vlad: hi

Comte and Dazai: