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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny
#he’s just a small baby boy#the smallest#until the wonder-twins come to save the day!#star wars#milks artsies#darth maul#maul#jedi maul#jedi obimaul au#obi wan kenobi#obi wan#obimaul#anakin skywalker#ahsoka tano#clone wars#princess leia#leia organa#luke skywalker
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Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.
like before Bandomeer?
The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.
"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.
Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.
'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.
"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.
"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.
after Naboo?
Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.
Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.
This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.
the Clone Wars?
The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.
Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)
The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.
"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"
"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"
#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics#the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding#qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug#him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!!#they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now#they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:)#if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/#anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back#after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down#star wars#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#qui gon and obi wan#fic ideas#time travel shenanigans#codywan#anakin skywalker#disaster lineage#count dooku
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Day ???: Still got Uncle Fox and babies on the brain.
#tcw#swtcw#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#commander fox#commander bly#coradoodle#just something small and silly to satiate my need to see fox holding a baby#also bly. i miss doodling him#speaking of bly his shirt is supposed to say number 1 dad on it
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At some point in the time travel AU, Obi-Wan HAS to wake up from a nap, realize he can’t find Cody and Alpha for post-nap cuddles, and just climb into Jango’s lap. When Jango jokingly (cause he is force sensitive in this one so he knows how force signatures work) says ‘you know I’m not your Buir, right?’ Obi is GONNA say ‘right shape, nice ba’vodu’ and you just fucking know Jango is gonna melt like butter. This goddamn feral little brat. He’s obsessed with him.
This will also eventually happen to Jaster and Jaster adores it. He is stealing this one, thank you.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#jango fett#time travel#my fics#remember Obi is just 13 and Jango is an adult this is not shippy material!!!!!#Obi is a baby he needs his post nap cuddles#Jango is a parent of course he’ll accept the small teen in his lap lol#jaster mereel#post-nap cuddles are actually necessary for Obi to survive 🥺#he’s just a little guy
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Din gently picking up his son
#the mandalorian#baby yoda#din djarin#grogu#clan of two#sorgan#season 1#sanctuary#he's so small#star wars#my edits
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ur a star!!🩷💚⭐️
a silly last minute doodle to celebrate the occasion:3
#art#small artist#artists on tumblr#fanart#digital art#star wars day#star wars fanart#baby yoda#the mandalorian#may the fourth be with you
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i’m rereading ootp (to my own horror) and like. knowing what happens in that one and the next two books makes that intense, bubbling frustration of being a teenager whose worries are disregarded so much worse.
like, surprise?? the kid whose childhood you’re trying to preserve lost that innate innocence years ago. you want him to be a normal 15 yr old boy but if you keep quiet about the dangers he might not live to see his 16th birthday. and congrats on keeping him safe, i guess—you’ve accidentally ruined the last piece able to tether him to his childhood, but i’m sure those months of torture were worth the farce of normality you craved for him. i don’t think you know that your apologies are like sticking band aids on a fracture. i don’t think you’re aware of how you’re ignoring the breaks, but i’m certain you’re expecting them to heal on their own.
oh, they didn’t? and now you’re treating him like he’s a bubble made of glass, waiting to shatter? but you’re the one to have turned him into that bubble, aren’t you? you’re the one who’s holding him, and it’s not his time yet. not for another two years. and shards of glass dulled with time cannot fell a monster, can they? so please be careful. you still need him. he never asked to be a martyr but he’ll do it because you expect him to; you just need to watch your step because your hands are slicked with guilt, and he’s heavy. he’s struggling. he’ll fall as well, if you let him go now.
#harry potter meta#hp meta#hp ootp#harry’s my boy. my baby. his anger is so satisfying yet so frustrating because it’s deserved yet it doesn’t help him#the ‘you’ is not just dumbles it’s damn near every adult and teen looking to harry to solve this war#yet being convinced at the same time that he deserves to be kept small#like just tell him. he faced voldy at age 11. faced a shadow of voldy and killed a basilisk at 12#faced voldy AGAIN at 14. was forced to be complicit in his resurrection. saw his friend die. almost died himself#he can handle it. good grief#harry james potter
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Wolffe: isn't it funny how king sized beds are supposed to be big when we have Rex right here and he's small?
Rex: honestly fuck you
#any size bed is a king size bed if a king fits in it#(behold a king size bed *a normal sized bed that rex has been using*)#star wars the clone wars#clone wars#the clone wars#captain rex#rex clone wars#star wars#star wars memes#clone wars memes#commander wolffe#he was once the small baby so now hes forever the small baby even if hes not small anymore
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@staycalmandhugaclone you writing about being exited about your bean (congratulations again) started this project because I started thinking about clones holding a baby....so here we are.
So I blame (affectionate) you for this.
Will color it tomorrow but...idk have the bad batch and baby omega
Cause men who don't know the first thing about babies...get handed one.
Art master list
#star wars#my art#the bad batch#i dont know#its cute#i think 🤔#starwars bad batch#fan art#tbb crosshair#tbb echo#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb omega#five men and a baby#small bean omega
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Happy Holidays and A Happy New Year!
...ya’ll know the deal (#｀-_ゝ-)
Bonus:
misplaced baby
#star wars rebels#ahsoka tano#alexsandr kallus#cassian andor#ghost crew#stated this day of and was like haha not gonna finish and then I didn't#self-fulfilling prophecy lmao holding my head in my hands#jacen syndulla my bebe my broccoli head boy my little freak of nature#gift cards are acceptable gifts to me!#granted kallus would be ok with anything doubt that man ever got anything beyond obligation lol#everybody going around introducing rex as 'the baby'#pointing at the grandpa and going thats the baby while literal baby jacen is right there#squad that fails together stays together#its not YOUR food poisoning its OUR food poisoning#dysfunctional family get together that no doubt adds to long list of reasons why you are Like That#fist fight between the baby grandpa and the guy you thought was your uncle but is actually just Some Guy#hope the pics aint too small 😬
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The multi-lingual squad running the war
the rough shitty translation from dovahzul:
"So I can't kill anyone except the crowns?"
"Yes"
"But dad-"
"No buts"
the divine script is gibberish taken from eye of Magnus
forgot to add dram who would speak Dunmeri ey
#elder scrolls#tes#tesblr#the elder scrolls#nafaalilargus just wants protection like a baby#I feel he would try to curl up in Tiber’s lap like a small dog#but he’s way too large#tiber wars#tiber septim
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AUGHhAHGHAaaaaAHJKFasocja
i have art block :3
dont ask me when i took these ss bc idk
#ART STYLE REVEAL OOOOO AAAAAA#i cant draw baby boy baby teenee small totally not a war criminal bartie boy looking his age SRRY#i rlly h8 drawing faces#i cant do it thyere all inconsitsatn#I LOVE THEM#bart allen#dc impulse#impulse fanart#impulse dc#carol bucklen#meloni thawne#puppee art#the baseball issue is 1 of my favs <3
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neglecting my job at the draw giant 6+ digit kill count robots as silly little animals factory
#its not as hot as it was when i was scribbling these but i start whining once it gets past 15. so like#STILL FUCKING HOT TO ME BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#rodimus#drift#tf#scoob scribble#6 digits is lowballing the kill count esp 4 drift but thinkgen abt an accurate number made me explode so. 6 Plus#stupid ass absurdly long war. no way they were making new dudes faster than they were killing dudes#they shoulda gone extinct after 2 seconds#both sides just go into hiatus for 100s of years at a time or what.#ok prime i prommy i wont attack any more planets for a while#ok megatron i prommy i wont attack u while u prepare to attack more planets#kills them both#anyway funny small animals am i right
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I finally finished her!
So, I really, really like Omega.
She is adorable and I wanted to try to imagine her as an adult.
The armor could be better, but I tried to match it to the armor of her big brother's squad.
I do like the haircut that I gave her. It's practical and suits her.
I imagine a scene of her getting annoyed by her hair and cutting it with a knife. Cue Crosshair having to fix her hairstyle whilst the rest of their brothers are dramatic over the cut hair.
Not that they are mad at her, cause it's her choice.
They just mourn their Brother/Sister/hair-braiding time.
This could also be seen as a step to adulthood for her.
She got the scar on her face when she saved her brothers from some imperial agents, who wanted them for their special traits.
She was 17 and went berserk after her brothers tried to protect her, pushing her into an escape pot and denying her the chance to fight with her family.
Even if she doesn't seem like it, she is still the clone of Jango Fett.
She spent her childhood with Nala Se, serving and learning under a really cold and calculating Alien, before becoming part of the bad batch, being raised and loved by her big brothers.
Even if she wasn't as advanced as her brothers, Omega actually had time to learn how to fight.
She was a warrior, a cold and calculating beast out for hunt.
So yeah. Those separatist had no chance.
As for her place in the story:
Omega is proud of being a clone and doesn't hide it.
She made it her main goal to safe and liberate as many of her brothers as possible.
Even if she didn't have a relationship with them, they where still siblings and she wasn't going to let them wither away as slaves of their own minds.
This also brings us to Boba, whom she has a complicated relationship with.
It's on sight, but they still help each other if need.
Boba sees her as his only sibling. The clones were never more than livestock to him, so he couldn't understand why she chose them over him.
He also can't understand why she won't go the way of a mandalorian. Why she denies her real place in the world.
So yeah. Their relationship is complicated.
Another complicated relationship is the one she has to the ghost crew.
If the universe was different, she'd probably be with Caleb and Hera. But as things are, Kanan is distrusting of her and she takes on the role of cool wine aunt.
Especially Sabine (who is the only mandalorian that she enjoys spending time with) is doing well under their training.
Her "bad batch" is doing well, even if they grew too old too fast. It worries her a lot.
#omega#star wars au#star wars#star wars Omega#omega bad batch#omega star wars#bad batch#bad batch star wars#star wars bad batch#future au#you can bet your ass that she is babying her little brothers#she just loves her family#her brothers aren't amused#cause whenever they look at her they see that small girl that never saw dirt before#it doesn't matter that she is older than them#or that she is as tall as wrecker now
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i was exposed to soooo many concepts through the baby-sitters club first. irony. entrepreneurship. racism. eating disorders. school dances. learning disabilities. the stereotype that catholics have many children. cursive writing. the medical condition of stroke. the painter andrew wyeth. the live-action ghostbusters film. the idea that cool people have multiple piercings in their ears. perms. the lottery by shirley jackson although i would not put the pieces together on that one till years after actually reading it. chain letters. health nuts from california. the wastefulness of using paper towels to clean up water which i feel guilty about every time i do it because i can feel dawn schafer glaring at me. diabetes. absentee fathers. the dakota as in the apartment building john lennon used to live in & iirc yoko ono still does. the snobbishness of rich people. autism. millionaires. the fact that it gets dark earlier in the winter. pranks. underage drinking. preferential treatment for student athletes. abstract art. personals columns. boundaries. dangerously high fevers. southern accents. life-threatening allergies. color war. adoption. the correct pronunciation of filet mignon. lesbianism. ok technically that one wasn't in the books but kristy thomas is a lesbian, so, like, be serious. anyway. they really hit it all.
#so many experiences i later had in life and was like 'wow just like in the baby-sitters club'#including having a friend in high school who lived in the dakota and i s2g thinking when i learned that 'just like stacey's ex friend lane'#and going to camp and having color war and being like 'just like in the baby-sitters club and also dawn was right this blows'#anyway. one time i saw someone on tumblr say kristy would be a republican bc she's a rich small business owner and i got soooooooo mad#like that og girlboss and dad-hater supreme kristy would EVER... like PLEASE!!!!!!!
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