LDB: It says to bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes
Serana: What if we baked at 4,000 degrees for one minute?
Miraak: I can do that
Miraak: YOL--
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Young Serana: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?
Young Serana: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Young Serana: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Harkon: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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More Skyrim thoughts:
Immediately after joining the Volkihar vampires, two of them sent assassins after me. 10/10 for the perfect drow experience, really makes me feel like I'm just at home.💙
Ronthil sleeping behind the bookcase when everyone else gets a coffin and there are clearly enough for him pushes my 'pathetic wet cat' blorbo button. I may decide to use one of my mods to recruit him as a follower and move him to my castle once this questline is over.
Garan Marethi has peak Kimmuriel energy. He is 100% done with everyone's shit and I am here for it. Can't wait to kill Harkon and take over the castle while wearing the most outlandish and colorful and flashy stuff I can possibly wear. Will he approve? Ehhhh probably not. Will it annoy the shit out of him? Absolutely. What are friends for?
Feran Sadri kinda reminds me of Gromph a liiiiitle bit? I mean, if I really squint... eh. He's an asshole but he's funny. I will spare him when I inevitably clean house at the end of the questline.
Also Hestla's a former Companion! One of these days I wanna write a post about how much more tragic the Companions actually are in Skyrim, since you can run into several ex-Companions and it paints such an interesting and sad picture of the faction. For now I'll just lol at her being like "hahaha the Companions said I'm weak but now I'm a vampire and I'm STRONG!" while knowing that I could kill her with a fucking sneeze.
Serana and Astarion would be so interesting if they got to meet. I'll bet they'd be friends.
Orthjolf and and Vingalmo are assholes, but what else is new? Anyway, they gave me a good laugh with their half-assed assassination attempt, but they're definitely first on my list for when I decide to clean house after getting rid of Harkon. B+ for effort, though, since they did remind me a bit of Menzoberranzan's politics and I really appreciated that.
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Chat with Ronthil from Skyrim! :)
Remember this vampiric sweetroll from the Volkihar Clan? He may be a people-pleasing pushover, but he's not cold like the other court members 🦇
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✨TEFFEST23✨ - August 7th - starlit/TEETH
"You, an overly inquisitive LDB, ask Serana about her "more than usual" sickly look. She uncharacteristically gives you a witty answer."
ID under the cut
Digital artwork. The image depicts a woman (Serana Volkihar) standing under the snow with closed eyes, stretching her grin to show her teeth. Behind her, showing what the caption is alluding to, is her Vampire Lord form, grinning towards the viewer in red light. The caption says "Bloodshot, sunken eyes. Thin, transparent skin. All signs of starvation for my kind. But no need to concern yourself, this is nothing... compared to when I'm really hungry."
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A Taste of Faith
[PRINT] - [COMMISSIONS]
Ok so the concept for this piece was : historical gay nuns, and 70s lesbian vampire movies meets tes (don't ask me why- I just had a vision at 3 am)
Because I think Serana should have been meaner<3 I love women's wrongs and when vampires do the suck <3
Btw of you want to see more gay Serana art, go check out @gay-of-waterdeep, their art is wonderful, and I can't say this was not a bit inspired by what they do :))
Process (and me rambling about some of my favorite 70s lesbian vampire movies (because I have a problem)) below vvv
Additional details about this drawing ! 1) I used the same Mara design than the one from my tarot deck :)) and 2) the other woman is one of the priestess in the temple in Riften lglggigkglgl her name is *check wiki* Dinya Balu
And now......... Some movies I enjoy because my house my rules, you came this far so why not hear about niche european movies :))))))
Disclaimer for a majority of the films in this genre : the male gaze is very fucking obvious in these movies... they were made by men for men, and the message is often "lesbianism is a dangerous temptation for women". It's a glairing flaw nearly all of them share and that sucks (and frankly it's a flaw Serana's writting kinda has in my opinion, minus the lesbianism part, but let's not dwell on that)- so if you can't get past it, it's completly understandable, be on your way and have a nice day <3
- Daughters of Darkness ! A toxic man is returning to london with his newly wed wife, but they get stuck in Belgium and are forced to stay in a luxurious hotel. Don't worry about the 10/10 smokeshow countess seducing his wife :). Completely unrelated, this movie has, in my opinion, the most beautiful lesbian kiss I've ever seen- but I might not be very objective because Delphine Seyrig is there lglglflflllglm The best one in the list ! So if you want to whatch one, whatch this one <3
- The blood spattered bride ! This is more of... an aquired taste let's say- but I really like it ! A quite effective horror movie, with goofy ass scenes (shoutout to the vampire lady buried in the sand naked with only a diving mask that is not the screenshot because tits), and emasculation being a recuring theme <3 (but if you want to watch it, please check the content warnings beforehand, it has a lot of very shocking and frontal scenes, and it's the 70s so it's not done very tactfully. Also pretty intense flashing lights)
- The vampire lovers ! Ok so this one is a lot less fun compared to the other two because it's made by the Hammer BUT... 1) Ingrid Pitt hello and 2) it's such a intriging thing to see a very christian/conservative studio make a film like that. I know a lot of people don't like the Hammer movies from the 70s, because the studio had a lot less money, and were making wild decisions. But I love them, because they tend to be much more fun bloody and sexy ! I'm a simple woman mjllkklhkhlhlho case in point with the vampire lovers (although if you want a fun vampire hammer movie from the 70s, Dracula ad 1972 is way better). And Peter Cushing is there (i love this man so much-) !
And now I shall resume my quest to find Vampire Lesbos by Jésus Franco and have a probably mid experience watching it xoxo
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Skyrim NPCs Reactions (This time, if you hide in a cupboard and jump out at them)
Ancano: He’s camp about it and you can’t convince me otherwise. Clutches his pearls and shrieks before regaining his composure. If you breathe a word of this to anyone, there’s a fireball with your name written on it.
Ondolemar: was too focused on his work to notice your hiding spot. Jumps a mile but sighs and sits there with his head in his hands for a moment before he’s ready to face you.
Vingalmo: knew you were in the cupboard. Waits to watch you make a fool of yourself for his own entertainment.
Serana: knew you were in the cupboard. Jumped anyway and scowled at you. You’re cruel. How does it feel to be a horrible person?
Cicero: goes one of two ways. Either he screams and then laughs and dances around to get the uncomfy out of his system, or you end up with a knife against your throat. Or worse.
Lydia: she turns around with lightning reflexes and throws a haymaker directly into your face before apologising profusely (provided that she hasn’t knocked you out). She tells you off for it whilst pressing a beefsteak against your face, and you can only acknowledge that you totally deserved that.
Vex: A knife whizzes past your ear and lodges into the wood. “Next one goes in your eye.”
Elenwen: walks up to you and throws her drink over you. “Pour me another by the time I get back.” She turns on her heel and storms out to walk it off.
J’zargo: *GROWL HISS*… *decides that he can’t be bothered*
Festus Krex: he knows you’re in there. “Stop it.” If you jump out anyway, he throws whatever he’s holding at you. Probably a mortar and pestle.
Arnbjorn: knows you’re in a cupboard. Doesn’t know which one. Threatens the wrong cupboard door.
Vilkas: sees you hiding and tells you to wait for Farkas.
Farkas: screams at the top of his lungs. Falls over his own feet.
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Confession: Not saying that everyone who likes Serana is gay, but everyone who DISLIKES her is definitely straight, i can smell it
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Oh, I could drink your blood, if you let me, baby
Drain you of your love until you hate me
I drew Valerica and Harkon :}
I don't like either of their in-game hairstyles but I couldn't think of anything else for Valerica
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LDB: We'll defeat you with the power of friendship!
Serana, deadpan: And this gun I found.
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Day 26: Vampire. Serana.
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༺Skyrim: Finding Serana༻
🎮console: my nintendo switch
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A fanart of Serana with roses because she deserve more of them 🌹💜
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