whitegoldtower
His White-Gold Tower
Superiorly bred mer being superiorly bred. || M23, Bisexual, He/Him || Skyrim, The Witcher, Shadow Of Mordor, Baldur’s Gate 3 || Beginning Work on Custom Follower Mod for Skyrim SE : Morthal Peril - The Vampire Gwalchmai || I’m the writer and (attempted) voice actor || NO TERFS OR TRANSPHOBES!! I MEAN IT!! Also no under 18s please, darlings, I am not comfortable with minors interacting with my shameless thirstposts.
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Sometimes I have other hyperfixations and then I remember how much I would ride the shit out of the questionable blonde elf
#skyrim#thalmor#altmer#ancano#college of winterhold#vingalmo#volkihar vampire#tesblr#elenwen could peg me#true soul nere
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He’s just a baby boy 🥺
Ancano is so much shorter than Nirya... Is he just an Altmer manlet?
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My poor little princess 👑 😔🎀
Damn, bitch, you live like this?
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AND I THINK TO MYSEEELLLFFFFF
What the FUCK
#ftm#transman#i thought I was barely baritone but evidently not#tbf I should have figured it out when I discovered Hadestown#and that Hades was the most comfortable character to sing as
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Banwe, Vyrnwe, and the Song of Three
Banwe of the river West and
Vyrnwe of the river East
Watching over bird and beast,
Happened upon a group of three;
Three a’knocking at a tree.
So said Banwe of the West,
“Wherefore dost thou enter here?
Three for Gandryll, up the Weir.”
“We are Alder,” Gwynvaer said,
“Rowan, Willow. Live nor dead.”
“You do not live within our waters,”
Vyrnwe of the East thus spake,
“Neither haddock nor of hake?
Amphibious sons or mer-folk daughters;
A test of pwca, you must take.”
Gwynvaer of the giant’s blood, Aelf,
And Folcwyn of the Glyn,
Possessing neither scale nor fin,
Thus agreed to take the trial:
Or drinketh from a deadly phial.
And so the Western river spoke;
“A thousand golden rings have I
To count as time goes passing by;
But to see my treasure bold,
You must split me, stark and cold,
For I am the King which goes untold
Despite my hundred acre hold.”
Three did stop and think a while.
“You are but a tree of oak.”
Thus Folcwyn of the Glyn hath spoke.
“And though my answer ringeth true,
I have one to ask of you.”
The river to the East did laugh,
And wore a cocksure, haughty smirk;
A subtle eyebrow he did quirk.
“What hath thou to ask of me,
That I be bested by you three?”
Folcwyn moved to answer then,
But was stopped short by his friend;
“Let me speak, love, let me end
This wit-battle, lest we loop.”
Thus, sweet Aelf did lead the group.
He spoke with grace and tenderness;
“An idle carving wielding power,
A man shall sit with me for hours.
I conquer Kings and dominate rooms,
And send the condemned to their tombs.”
Silence then descended there,
Hanging hard upon the air.
Banwe hummed and Vyrnwe hawed,
“A sly question, posed, milord.”
“Might we have some time to spare?”
The east and west deliberated,
Focused solely on the sky,
The group of three so passed them by.
Gwynvaer, Aelf and Folcwyn, here,
Entered Gandryll, up the Weir.
#poetry for my FMP uni project#my poetry#things to help me remember my own stupid lore#my writing#writing#creative writing#welsh poetry#welsh#heavily based on welsh folklore#reconnecting with my culture through fantasy#native welsh
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All day long I’d iddy biddy bink
If I were a wealthy twink
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Not bg3, but I made my main character, Folcwyn, in the Dragon's Dogma II character creator demo!
(Ngl I would, he's hot af)
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Lord Enver fucking Gortash? On MY real housewives episode???
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Playing with my book characters!!
Gwynvaer: half-high-elf noblewoman, warrior witch. The smartest in the group and they all know it. Strong build; there's giant blood in her veins.
'Aelf' / Serarian : A star in the guise of an elf (I have my own race called 'Coronids'); he's a paladin of the ancients and my main character (Folcwyn)'s love interest / soulmate.
Seithenyn: human vampire (vampire is the closest thing to what he is in the book) rogue, born for evil but chooses to do something about that.
Gwalchmai: a drow-vampire is the closest thing BG3 has to what he is. He's also a fighter and has a very strong moral compass.
#things to help me remember my own stupid lore#bg3#bg3 ocs#using the hireling mod so I have all of Folcwyn's friends in his party#Also playing Folcwyn as Durge because it's kind of lore accurate for him
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Where the fuck are the Haldir mlm headcanons and fanfics ffs do I have to make everything myself
😩
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Give me the bouba elf
THE LORD OF THE RINGS costumes appreciation:
― Haldir’s armour
(costume design by Ngila Dickson and Richard Taylor)
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I think one of my favourite things about Haldir is that looking at all the other elves, they’re kiki. Looking at him? He’s a bouba elf.
The other elves are all super skinty with sharp features n shit, and even though I love that too…
When Haldir rocks up with his soft features, a little extra cushioning and the possibility of there being a bit of a tummy and some thick thighs under that armour?
I am a feral creature, crawling through the tv screen to get to Lothlórien. I want him to fold me and not stop until I’m pretzel shaped. I am a man unhinged and I need the thicc elf sat on my face tyvm.
#unhinged lotrposting#lotr haldir#lotr#lord of the rings#haldir of lothlorien#haldir of lorien#marchwarden of lothlorien#i want to lick him#I cant believe some people are like#’casting craig parker was certainly a choice’#like fuck off#he was a GREAT choice#I’m not attracted to Mr Parker in the other things he’s been in#it’s literally just Haldir that does it for me#Haldir and Eowyn are the most attractive characters and nothing can convince me otherwise
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