Skyrim Scenery: The Soul Cairn

We can all be honest. Serana isn't cool and mysterious. People think of her that way just cause she's a vampire. She's a little pathetic loser girl. A nerd who is clumsy and awkward with everyone whilst trying to act cool.

And I love her for it. It's my favorite thing about her as a character.

Confession: Not saying that everyone who likes Serana is gay, but everyone who DISLIKES her is definitely straight, i can smell it

"Yes, I can smell it on you. The power of my blood will purge that filth and make you whole again."

Replayed the dawnguard DLC and yes I made an entire new character and rushed through skyrim ignoring the main plot to do so. Yes it took awhile. BUT I loved that one line by Lord Harkon when your character is a werewolf. And I dunno I think there should be atleast one werewolf in the Dawnguard so here is Dorvik a werewolf in the Dawnguard.

anyway I love you serana I love you soul cairn I love you moondial I love you gelebor I love you ancestor glade I love you arvak I love you falmer and snow elves I love you forgotten vale I love you durnehviir I love you dawnguard dlc-

Chantry of Auri-el (ruins)

(feel free to use for reference etc.)

The Prophecy 

i remembered that the whole plot around skyrim vampires was that they were trying to Kill the Sun Forever and i cannot stop thinking about it. the fact that this effort was masterminded by harkon, who was already the most powerful type of vampire you could be and by proxy the LEAST threatened by the sun. and how fucking buck wild it is that he thought it was a good idea?? and then i thought about it vs bg3 cazador and i know this is incredibly niche i just NEED to talk about it

Sun Gone Forever is both so much ballsier and infinitely more stupid than cazador, and there's not one single positive thing to say about that man. if cazador was a harkon-level skyrim vampire he'd more or less have everything he could want, bar like, killing and taking molag bal's place, if that's possible. he wouldn't think to Destroy The SUN because worst case some vampires start acting up and he just chucks them out a window. he doesn't take sun damage at all. they could, if they're stuck out there and don't feed, but he's not in any personal danger. if only cazador knew that he could just become a skyrim vampire to chill on his porch.

trying to PERMA-KILL the SUN is just so abhorrently brainless. harkon look at me. all life depends on the sun. you will run out of blood bags near immediately. you are functionally immortal and you've had so much time to come up with a less dumbass plan, but i'd bet real tamriel money that your research consists of stick figure doodles in your diary.

at this point in this text post i've started digging into elder scrolls lore about the three(3!?) different strains of vampirism and i wasn't trying to get this deep into it, but what i've learned says that harkon would definitely already be at the top of the vampyramid. he can't turn the entire world into vampires because there'd be nothing left to feed on, he can't KILL THE SUN BECAUSE. i don't need to say it again. of course i know he fails miserably even if you side with him. the sun was never in danger. but he WANTED it gone forever and he spent most of that questline patting himself on the back for being so so cool and smart.

skyrim vampires are fucking spoiled is what i'm saying. and harkon is the stupidest motherfucker northside of skyrim. oaughh the sun is bright and annoying hiss hiss. i myself have thought the same and i'm not a vampire, you ungrateful slut. and for cazador to be out-done by a man THIS stupid. harkon has everything you want and he's the sorriest excuse of a vampire villain ever. embarrassing. i hope they're both suffering immeasurably in vampire turbo superhell

Knight-Paladin Gelebor

I love this man so dearly

Young Serana: Do you care if I take the skin off of this Furby?

Young Serana: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.

Young Serana: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Harkon: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

༺Skyrim: Finding Serana༻

🎮console: my nintendo switch

my only friend

Confession: It's kind of a meme to say that Serana is sexy, or is better when modded to be sexy, but I legit don't see it. All of their dialog sounds like it comes out of a buddy-cop movie. Not that that's a bad thing - but I just don't see how some grand majority of the player base decided that *she* was the sexiest character in skyrim when I think there are other NPCs that seemed to have been borderline designed to be seen as the sexiest character.

Dawnguard DLC concept art by  Lucas Hardi