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itsevanffs · 1 month

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a lot of tag games

i'm just gonna combine them into one post because otherwise i think the next like 10 posts you see are all gonna be my tag games. below the cut etc etc

so, first and foremost, @aglassroseneverfades tagged me in a get to know tag game:

Relationship status: proud cat owner. i'm committed

Favorite color: probably the colour of alana's eyes. or her nose. or her beans. but cardinal red is a close contender

Song stuck in my head: nothing in particular, but i've been listening to all of cam ostrom's stuff on repeat recently. also bought his first EP the second i found him haha

Favorite food: broccoli and camembert pie (quiche?) with cashews

Last song I listened to: another familiar window by cam ostrom

Dream trip: home

Last thing I googled: tumblr

@raehb336 and @toast-ranger-to-a-stranger tagged me in a wip tag game:

post all the names of the files in your wip folder, no matter how obscure or ridiculous. ok. it says to tag someone for every wip but i don't think i can tag like 80 people and i honestly don't want to. i have these in alphabetical order based on fandom btw

FS: rewrite

GF: cat eyes

HP: 2.5

HP: a/b/o fic canon adjacent

HP: a/b/o fic sacred nests

HP: a/b/o fic teacher/student

HP: a/b/o incest for monsieur

HP: a/b/o incest scarves

HP: a/b/o laundry au

HP: a learning experience

HP: at the expense of the world

HP: audio fic

HP: blood in your mouth

HP: blood relations 6

HP: boogeyman au

HP: chav au

HP: childhood pictures

HP: cnpg

HP: crash & burn

HP: curfew

HP: DNP

HP: DNA

HP: doll au

HP: egg creature fic

HP: emd fic of fic

HP: enamoured

HP: eton au

HP: fae au

HP: favours

HP: forced fem au

HP: forcedpreg kidnapping au

HP: futuristic ABO au

HP: hold me down (fuck me up)

HP: hooker au

HP: icarus au

HP: incest au 20

HP: incest inf nc

HP: in the dark rewrite

HP: junkie au

HP: lucifer au

HP: maid au

HP: mamma mia au

HP: mirror au

HP: monastery au

HP: monastery au 2

HP: new politics

HP: oedipus fic

HP: oviparous

HP: ovipos intersex

HP: priest incest au

HP: priest au n

HP: rage, rage

HP: red riding hood au

HP: reverse a/b/o au

HP: robot au

HP: romeo & juliet au

HP: smart move

HP: snow white au

HP: songbird au

HP: stalker au

HP: storm & silence au

HP: swan lake au

HP: tentacles

HP: the darker the weather

HP: the mark upon your heart rewrite

HP: therapy au

HP: tomcest bar sex

HP: tomcest sr 6

HP: vampire au

HP: vee pov genfic

HP: vespertine rewrite

HP: violent resurrection fic

HP: vol de lys

HP: zombie a/b/o au

RG: lecture

SS: swallowing smoke

SV: cnc

SV: eggs

SV: final exam

SV: god's just sleeping

SV: jumper au

SV: slowly

SV: sugar

SV: the worst

SN: demon

and no, these aren't all my fics, they're literally just the ones marked wip. my total fic count reaches 169, because i keep track.

@aglassroseneverfades tagged me in a picrew/uquiz combination, so that's going here:

i don't know if i 100% agree with the quiz but i do like taking care of people, up to a point. beyond that you're on your own, though i can help take care of some of the cleanup.

@toast-ranger-to-a-stranger tagged me in seven sentence sunday, which is good timing on my part because it is in fact sunday:

Mr O’Hara hums. “You like the rain?” “I don’t like-like it,” Miles begins, then changes his mind. “Well, I like it when I’m inside. Not when I’m stuck in a downpour in the middle of nowhere.” “I don’t think Brooklyn counts as the middle of nowhere.” “I live outside the boundaries of human norms.”

that's seven, right?

@aspengray tagged me in a 'get to know' tag game:

3 ships you like: miguel o'hara/miles morales, tomarrymort, and uhh the christian grey/anna steele dynamic i invented in my head. they're cute i like em

first ship ever: god. uh. that depends because it's either bella/edward from twilight, or it's... wait no it is just bella and edward, winx... wait no i watched it in dutchl. so yeah either bella/edward or bloom and that teacher guy from season 2 or three. jesus christ what was his deal. he was hot though

last song you heard: i see you by cam ostrom (it changed because i have spent like an hour on this already)

favourite childhood book: twilight

currently reading: the witcher blood of elves by andrzej sapkowski

currently watching: i don't watch series or tv but i'm always in the mood for a rewatch of spider-man across the spiderverse

currently consuming: water with syrup

currently craving: nothing. i just ate soup

@moontearpensfic, @atredys and @goldenzingy46 tagged me in 10 characters, 10 fandoms, 10 tags, to which i have no context but i just assume you pick your favourite of each fandom:

voldemort - harry potter

miguel o'hara - spider-man: across the spiderverse

rikkard ambrose - storm & silence

john winchester - supernatural

bill cipher - gravity falls

rosalie cullen - twilight

geralt - the witcher

sans - undertale

jim - the jrasl original fiction universe

me - irl

in no particular order. i ran out of actual fandoms i like about 5 entries in so forgive me for cheating. link to jrasl for context though, jim is actually a fictional character and i want him to crack me like a glowstick

@alittlebitofharrypotterinmylife tagged me with yet another get to know tag game, but a different one from the previous two:

last song: crossing the bridge by ólafur arnalds

favourite colour: prussian blue

currently reading: sources on extra virgin olive oil

sweet/savoury/spicy: spicy all the way tbh. i have been craving the burn

relationship status: single

current obsession: miguel o'hara's scrumptious tits. have you SEEN his chest. apparently we were deprived of additional ass which is a travesty but he's still so big that i had to seriously reevaluate my previous love for twinks the second i saw him

erm yeah. sources for the images used as text breaks are all me. moi. follow me on @itsevansart or whatever, do what you want. i am so glad i am caught up. i think. maybe i missed a few but we'll see <3

thanks for the tags though! this year has been brutal but i'm so glad it'll be december soon and we can all get a well deserved break. what do you mean check the calendar? what's a calendar?

#very long post #tag game #tagged #i tried to make it humourous #a little bit #have a good timezone

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nakuzendara · 4 months

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What is your opinion on the Broodals?

I actually don't have much on the Broodals, so I wanted to sketch each of them. However, as I was drawing them I came up with headcannons so here are some of them:

Topper:

Topper is highly self-absorbed and a master gambler. He loves other's misery and loves it even more if it benefits him. Topper's favourite food is quiche and his favourite movie is The Great Gatsby. He doesn't bond much, if at all, with his siblings as they aren't of much help to him. He usually gets in trouble with sketchy people in the Casino but is always bailed out by Madame Broodal.

Spewart:

Spewart is what you'd call a giant man-baby; he stays at home on his backside all day, can barely do anything for himself, and relies on his mother spoiling him rotten to survive. He's quick to anger and throws violent tantrums until he gets what he wants. He reeks of mouldy food and wears the same sweaty clothes every day (he's perfectly capable of looking after himself but chooses not to as it is too mucn work). He is also a giant glutton and engulfs pretty much all the food in the house.

Hariet:

Like Topper, Hariet only cares about herself and manipulates everyone without guilt. She is always focused on her appearance and tries her hardest to look perfect. She is rarely in the house as she would rather stay anywhere else. She is a skilled fighter (primarly kick boxing) and uses this to her advantage by beating up others who don't comply with her commands. Hariet sometimes collaberates with Topper to get their hands on sketchy substances, like sedatives and psychoactives.

Rango:

Rango is the only approachable one out of the Broodals. He enjoys other's company and is very empathetic. He is always willing to help anyone in need and is a laid-back person. He despises the fact that he's related to his siblings and mostly lives at his friend's house, only coming to his family home occasionaly. He loves barbequed foods and reading romance novels. He himself is a hopeless romantic and adores giving advice about love.

Madame Broodal:

No one (including her own children) knows if Madame Broodal is just an ugly woman or an ugly man in drag. She believes that as long as she does whatever her children ask, she's a good parent. She either spends her time spoiling Spewart, lending money to Topper, or pampering herself with new clothes, make-up and accessories. She doesn't care much for Rango because he doesn't want the same things as his siblings; most of the time they just argue.

#super mario bros #broodals #topper #rango #spewart #hariet #madame broodal

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vodika-vibes · 11 months

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Corrie Guard quotes ~

Dusk: *sitting at a table, drinking his caff, and trying to stay awake*

Thire: *sitting across from Dusk, reading reports*

New Shiny: *steps into the room, looking cheerful* Morning LT, morning Commander.

Dusk: *grunts out something that might have been a greeting but might have also been a curse*

Thire: *just waves*

New Shiny: *unperturbed* Do either of you want a quickie?

Dusk: *chokes on his caff and ends up spitting it across the table*

Thorn: *jerks so violently that he falls out of his chair* I...what?

New Shiny: A quickie. You know, one of those breakfast pie things.

Dusk: *in between coughs* H-holy fucking hell, vod.

Thire: It...it's pronounced quiche.

#star wars #tcw #clone oc #lieutenant dusk #commander thire #new vod manages to almost kill both of his brothers in one comment

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side-shuffling-hyperfixations · 1 year

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@febuwhump DAY 11: Fever

Fandom: Undertale

Characters: Toriel, Sans, Frisk

“Come on, Tori. I think you’ve worked enough overtime by now; let somebody else take a shift,” Sans urged, voice low so as not to disturb Frisk. After several hours and at least a dozen trips in their mother’s arms from the bed to the bathroom, exhaustion had finally overpowered the pain and granted them a fitful slumber.

From her chair at the bedside, Toriel ran a soothing hand over the human’s mussed hair, damp with sweat and water that had seeped from the cool cloth on their forehead. She had already re-soaked various other compresses in the bowls on the nightstand, tucking them in around Frisk’s wrists, underarms and neck. Her soul ached to see them shrink and shiver so violently, even with the heat beating through their flushed, tender skin.

“This is not an office job where I can simply clock out, Sans,” she murmured. “This is my child. Frisk’s wellbeing is no one’s responsibility but my own.”

“Okay, sure, but it’s not gonna do them any good if you work yourself to the bone, no food, no rest, no help. You’re not the only one who cares about ’em.” Although she didn’t deign to respond, he continued regardless. “You ever hear of mandatory lunch breaks? Besides, Papyrus made a quiche.”

“Your brother’s culinary exploits are…very earnest but I-I’m afraid I don’t have the stomach for it.” How could she muster an appetite now? If it weren’t for this bout of food poisoning, Frisk wouldn’t be bedridden, bloated and burning.

If it weren’t for food poisoning, Chara wouldn’t…

No. Swallowing the bitter lump in the back of her throat, she impulsively peeled the cloth away from Frisk’s forehead and wet it again. The splashing and sloshing drowned out the memories. Frisk’s beading brow furrowed at the noise, heavy eyelids flickering faintly. Guilt bristled Toriel’s fur but she’d barely opened her mouth before Sans took a shortcut to the bedside and interjected softly.

“Hey…s’okay, you’re okay. Go back to sleep.” When he patted Frisk’s nearest hand, they shifted, clammy palm curling sluggishly around a couple of his fingers. “Heh. Sure, bud, I’ll stay. Lemme just take a seat.” He shot a meaningful look at the chair Toriel currently occupied, earning a stifled sigh before she reluctantly surrendered. Perhaps she could busy herself replacing the battery in the thermometer.

#undertale #fanfiction #ficlet #febuwhump #febuwhump2023 #febuwhumpday11 #fever #food poisoning #frisk #toriel #sans #sans undertale #whump #hurt comfort

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onenettvchannel · 10 months

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THIS JUST IN: Quiche Ikisatashi receives Life Sentence by raping a female High School student in Japan [EXCLUSIVE]

TOKYO, JAPAN -- In late-May 2023, a person named Quiche Ikisatashi, who is suspected to be a Cyniclon individual was involved in a disturbing incident during a new, deleted reboot scene for the "Tokyo Mew Mew New" anime.

(Screengrab via TV Tokyo for TXN News)

This incident occurred at a local high school in Tokyo Prefecture, where Quiche committed acts of hostage-taking and s*xual assault against a 16 y/o student named Ichigo Momomiya.

Quiche held Ichigo captive on a rooftop, using a Chimera Animas' Spider to restrain her and engaged in unlawful sexual activity driven by jealousy due to an affair between him and Ichigo's boyfriend, Aoyama Masaya.

His previous cases from 2022, Quiche had a history of criminal behavior including public abuse, stalking, voyeurism, s*xual assault, exploitation, harassment and attempted r*pe or murderer, all of which are counted as severe offenses under the Japanese law according to Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department (TMPD).

As reported exclusively by TXN News via JOTX-TV 7's TV Tokyo, Quiche made a disturbing announcement that his 'lord' from another planet would soon awaken, claiming that the Earth now belonged to aliens like his own individual.

(IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: We blur out a l*wd activity and r*pe content in the bottom of a last deleted photo as according to the MTRCB for news readers. Quiche complete deserves a total rapist person in the another world, excluding Isekai.)

During this incident, Ichigo bravely resisted Quiche's advances, leading to a violent altercation where he attempted to strangle her. Eventually, Quiche stripped Ichigo naked against her will to take all clothes off and subjected her to forced sexual activity of r*pe, sexual assault and consistently impregnated in public on the rooftop wall above the said building, which violated its Japanese laws and left the world unable to prevent this tragedy.

The Commission on Population of Japan (CPJ), the United Nations (UN), Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department (TMPD) are collaborating closely to stop all war crimes across Japan and apprehend Quiche, despite the arrival from another planet to be taken all over.

Quiche is now facing various charges including stalking, hostage-taking & r*pe, and has been brought before the Japanese court. Furthermore, his magical powers have been immediately revoked. Although Ichigo's traumatizing experience disrupted private lovemaking moments unexpectedly, she regained consciousness by the end of the day (Japan local time).

In response to this heinous act, Japanese authorities have implemented extra pre-cautionary measures in hot pursuit against Quiche. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment in a maximum-security cell, where he will be unable to use his magical powers.

SCREENGRAB COURTESY: Yumeta Company & Graphinica for JOTX-TV 7’s TV Tokyo via TXN Network

HONEST DISCLAIMER: The readers and opinions expressed from this Exclusive News Report are not necessarily those of TV Tokyo. Half-human and alienated suspect will not be imitated in any matter. Furthermore, the assumptions of this news report will not state, intervene or reflect those of our affiliated reporters. The show, the station, the management, interwebs, and the network. Thanks for reading and have a nice day, mga ka-Bandera!!!

-- OneNETnews Team

#international news #tokyo #japan #police report #tokyo mew mew #tokyo mew mew new #anime #reboot #rape #assault #awareness #quiche #ichigo momomiya #exclusive #first and exclusive #OneNETnews

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wotcherangie · 1 year

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👽 Pie - Tokyo Mew Mew | Arcane redesign AU

(BIO) The perfect and best soldier of the anarchic and violent army of Deep Blue and his most loyal servant, it seems that to understand who Pie really is it takes just a quick look at him: his facial features hardened by pain and his eyes almost as cold as his heart.

Behind his unbreakable armor, he hides a soft spot for his almost-brother Quiche and Tart and and for his childhood friend, Retasu: the afternoon in the sunset spent with her, under a bridge, reading and daydreaming of helping their people thanks to the progress, were the only stolen moments when the future seemed brighter and made he believe to have “something to protect”.

But the long distance from his friend, top student and apprentice scientist in Piltover, along with the deterioration of the living condition in the City of Iron and Glass, broke Pie to the point that he fully embraced his leader beliefs, whatever it takes, even if this will mean to become slave of the shimmer, that has poisoned for years the streets and the hearts of the poor people of Zaun.

TMM X ARCANE AU (more info here)

#pie #pai #tokyo mew mew #tokyo mew mew new #mew mew new #tmm #arcane #league of legends #au #crossover #digital art #art on tumblr #artists on tumblr #sketch #Digital Illustration #concept art #fanart #fan art #anime fanart

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ravenwolfie97 · 2 years

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keith from voltron / shadow the hedgehog / kisshu tokyo mew mew let's get edgy boyssss

oh hell yeah

keef... i do really love him as a character, he is definitely the stereotypical cool edgelord guy of the group but i am a sucker for them as it is he's so sweet and an actual badass and he is great on his own but better with the other paladins. "too much screen time" cuz tbh there is a lot of points where they're just like. here's keith going through literally all of the character development and plot stuff. aside from maybe shiro or pidge he gets wayyy too much spotlight. but for good enough reason i suppose. he's just really cool and i think he's neat :3

im a bit of a fake sonic fan cuz i barely play any of the games and am not too too into like the lore and story stuff of the whole shebang but shadow is interesting cuz i don't really. get him. like i get that he's edgelord and like THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM and he's like dope and whatever but i never really got the context for like. his deal also it doesn't seem like he gets a lot of attention as it is so like. hit me up with shadow the horgeheg lore ig

i only know what little about tokyo mew mew i do from magical girl expert @mew-cake but quiche my beloathed he is a perfect addition to my collection of sadistic genderqueer motherfuckers he's disgusting and i love it i say "wasted potential" lightly because 1. I Do Not Know The Entirety of Tokyo Mew Mew Plot so don't @ me, but also 2. from what i Have seen (an episode pretty close to the end of the original anime's run) he kinda just. keeps being weird and progressively more possessive and violent, and his motives seem kind of random or at least inconsistent??? so like idk i hope that New makes him more interesting. i don't want a reformed quiche cuz like where's the fun in that - i just want him to make a little more sense

#ask stuff #thank you for the edge boys #voltron #sonic the hedgehog #cool stuff #for tmm cuz again i do not have a tag for it yet jlb;k

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izzy-b-hands · 1 year

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Keep trying and failing yet another new OFMD fic idea of the Revenge being crewed by all of six ppl after Ed maroons everyone else (i know in theory some of his old crew might be around to help, but it being just him, Ivan, Fang, Izzy, Jim, and Frenchie is much funnier.)

The whole thing being Ed only volleying between angry and violent during raids to sad and locked in his quarters otherwise, not eating or sleeping well

Leading to Izzy pissing Jim off because he's pacing constantly and here Jim I made cookies see if he'll take these, no it has to be you because he chucked the bowl of soup at me I tried to give him earlier and i think it's because I was the one to give it to him-

so Jim breaks into the locked quarters with cookies and is like. pls. Ed. Kraken. Edward. Blackbeard, I'll use whatever name you want just fucking eat something before i kill your first mate

Frenchie meanwhile is enjoying the rest of the leftovers from Izzy's million previous attempts to get Ed to eat with Fang and Ivan (they all agree he isn't a bad cook really. He needs to season things more and he's no Roach, but then again no one is so they gotta have reasonable expectations of this frustrated fearful man who keeps crying while trying to make Ed a quiche)

But then, Jim doesn't return.

Izzy is out immediately to Ed's room, yet another dish in his hand (its snake, and Ed likes snake and he made it using Ed's own recipe, so maybe, maybe he'll eat this)

only to find Jim and Ed sitting on the floor together, sobbing because they miss their boyfriends.

But, they're both eating, and the cookies are nearly gone

Izzy sits and doesn't intend to stay but they get talking and fuck he's so tired and he bursts out a confession of caring and love to Ed

Who's started in on the snake and stares for a minute before being like. oh fuck fr? Jack said you had a thing for me years ago but I figured he was fucking with me

Cut to all three of them crying now over the many Emotions filling the room, snacking away because sometimes food just Helps. It can be a warm hug when u feel utter shit.

Fang wanders in shortly after with bread and marmalade to check on them, only to wind up sobbing in Ed's arms while Ed apologizes for what he made Fang do to his dog

Frenchie doesn't intend to do more than check in on them too, lute on his back and a plate of pastries in one hand and holy fuck Iz these are actually really go- oh god why is everyone crying

(edit to add that for Frenchie it's because he misses Wee John. So much it kind of hurts. He didn't think he could miss someone like that and unrelated he has this song he wrote abt how a room can feel so empty with one even if before it only held two ppl-)

cut again to poor Ivan as the final participant of the group cry and nibble session, bearing a few more plates of food (including the quiche, which isn't perfect but like. Izzy tried lmao)

He's not even crying over anything in particular, he's just been really fucking overwhelmed since Ed got back and needed the release of emotions

It's v sweet cuz they end up full and snuggly and emotionally exhausted, napping on the floor surrounded by plates

Which is why they run aground, but it's fine because it's the same one Stede managed to get the dinghy stuck in with the rest of the marooned crew, so happy coincidence!

#tw disordered eating #to be safe #i have three WIPS of this one idea so im typing this to just. get it Out because I doubt any of them are gonna get done lmao #soon as the six of them see everyone else tho u know they're all gonna burst into tears again #while offering stede and the rescued crew leftover quiche through their tears

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pointreyesjournal · 2 years

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The Art of Making Poisonous Quiche : ep138

Cheyenne is furious when we leave Bovine Bakery and as we make our way toward the picnic tables she excuses herself momentarily. I “set the table” for breakfast - basically just removing the danish and the quiche from their little paper bags and setting the plastic forks on the paper napkins. When Cheyenne returns she’s got tears in her eyes.

Cheyenne: That was completely humiliating. I can’t believe she did that to me in front of everyone. In front of YOU!

I take her hand and give it a good squeeze of reassurance.

Me: It’s okay …

She pulls her hand away in frustration.

Cheyenne: It’s NOT OKAY! What she did to me in there was completely unfair. Now you probably think I’m flighty. That I can’t commit. That I’m going to jump bail and skip town at the first opportunity. And what was all that shit about “all the other boys??” … I’ve had like two real boyfriends. She made me sound like a ho. That was a mafia hit job in there. You know what, we should just shake hands and go our separate ways right now. You’re never going to want to go out with me again.

She starts to really sob and I rub her back sympathetically. She is aggravated and pushes me away with a shoulder flick.

Cheyenne: Can you just give me a ride home please so I can live out the rest of my days in humiliation.

Me: No. I’m not giving you a ride home. I heard what she said in there Cheyenne. Every word.

Cheyenne: What the fuck does that mean?

Me: It means I heard exactly what she said Shy.

Cheyenne: You’re not some weirdo who gets off on dating girls with issues are you? Because I’m not like that. I’m not what she said.

Me: You’re exactly what she said.

Cheyenne: FUCK YOU!! That’s so awful, I can’t believe you would say that.

Me: Shy … calm down.

Cheyenne: Take me home.

Me: Shy, listen. Please listen to me. Okay?

I take her hand and hold it tight so she can’t get away.

Me: Are you listening?

Cheyenne: Yes.

Me: Shy, the thing about you I’m most attracted to is your intelligence and your independence. All she said was that your last boyfriend wasn’t good enough for you. Love is easy, but true love is not a trivial thing. I admire that you had the courage to break off a relationship, because you knew that you have to love someone with every cell in your body, or it’s never going to work. What she said makes me admire you even more.

The counterintuitiveness of my comment catches her off guard. She’s REALLY emotional and upset, but my comment starts the process of defusing her bomb. She puts her face in her hands for a moment to digest my comment and when she looks up, she wipes the tears away from her eyes and regains her composure.

This might also sound counterintuitive, but I’m actually glad that she’s upset. It tells me that she’s actually interested in more than just a casual relationship with me, because even after the kiss in the jacuzzi, I had no idea.

And last night was incredible. Our lovemaking wasn’t just “one night affair sport fucking”, it was passionate and intimate. There was more “holding and kissing” than there was “riding and grinding.”

I want to pursue “us” and it sounds like she does too.

I try to make peace by offering her the first bite of quiche, but she gathers our entire breakfast and violently throws it in the trash can.

Cheyenne: That old witch poisoned our minds. I’m not going to let her poison my body too. Come on, I’ll buy you breakfast.

She takes me firmly by the hand and we march off toward Station House Cafe.

Me: I thought you didn’t want the girls at work to know about your personal life?

Cheyenne: I’ve had a change of heart.

Me: You know what?

Cheyenne: What?

Me: I'm going to completely fuck up your staycation plans.

#novel #first person narrative #point reyes station #love

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shiroganetakashi · 5 years

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Sometimes I remember some of the incredibly stupid things I’ve seen people in this fandom say and I just have to laugh

#every now and then i remember the huge amount of people who were like violently against any pairings involving galra #(except k/l of course because we always make exceptions for our faves)#not even like understandably squicky ones like zarkon or sendak #but just like blanket against galra #’shipping shiro with ANY galra is inherently abusive due to his trauma with them’#like do yall remember who ulaz is at all???? did you watch the bom eps????#or were you too zeroed in on quiche to pay attention to how shiro handled this?????#god it was so dumb #and people being aggressively against lotor ships BEFORE HE WAS EVEN INTRODUCED #it cracks me up man #alyssa shut ur quiznak #salt mine

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bardapologist · 3 years

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im making a network television show in which each week people who are not chefs are invited to a brunch with like, 12 other people. they are given a dish to prepare for the brunch (for example, a quiche) and each week after they attend said brunch they are ranked on various components of their brunch dish like a cooking show, but also their Brunch Performance (contestants are rewarded for committing to a “Brunchsona”) and exactly what they are ranked on is more like vibes and not released to the public but based on this inscrutible criteria, one contestant is uninvited from brunch the next week

also im the host and im starting a public exaggerated fued with paul hollywood which i anticipate will carry on for at least 8 seasons and start sort of like a vague joke and become increasingly more direct and violent with time

#brunchsona

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3desiderium3 · 3 years

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For your love

chapter seven - I'll do whatever you want

[ series masterlist ]

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pairings : reader x damiano david

story summary : damiano and reader are in very loving relationship that sometimes almost too quickly becomes too toxic for anyone likings

chapter warning (s) : this is sad af i made myself sad once again , some strong language and violent behavior , mentions of alcoholism , suicide and depression

song recommendation - for your love

pov : 3 years ago

" I don't like him Y/N ! That guy just doesn't sit right with me ! " Y/N rolled her eyes at her boyfriend Michael . They had this heated argument that lasted for over an hour , because Y/N was going out with Thomas and Damiano .

Well .. Only Damiano ..

It was very clear to her that her boyfriend disliked that brown eyed god .

Y/N met Damiano through Thomas , her best male friend , maybe 2 weeks ago . But those 2 weeks ago seemed so far and so unreal .

She sometimes regretted not paying more attention to him that night .

Thomas and Damiano where driving around in Damiano's car while Y/N and Michael needed a ride to one party .

Back in those times Y/N was so in love with her boyfriend . She thought she was going to marry him . Be the mother of his kids .

At first Damiano seemed like an average person to her . She only saw him as potential band mate of her best friend . She was looking at him like she would any other acquaintance .

That night when they met felt like any other . She didn't felt sparks , she didn't felt butterflies nor did she noticed he wanted to flirt with her or something . The atmosphere was normal .

' I wanna be the first man you look at tonight

I wanna be stuck in your head and make you go wild '

The next time she hanged with him was at his house , along with Thomas of course . And even then she felt nothing towards him . No attraction . She was happy to have another male friend that is all . He was smart , charismatic , very interesting person to listen , he had a lot of interesting stories to share .

They weren't in touch . No texting or calls . The only time they hanged out was when Thomas arranged something . But soon that changed .

It was unplanned . Thomas couldn't hang , Michael was out of town and Y/N was bored .

So she simply texted him and they went out driving for hours in his car , playing music , laughing and having fun .

A lot of fun .

Basically that is how they started hanging out without Thomas . No one saw problem in it .

' I wanna drive you 'til the morning light and I wanna leave you alone in the middle of the night '

Damiano wasn't showing up any sort of deeper interest in her . He was very casual , calm and friendly . Y/N once told Thomas that she was glad that she met the person who is interested in her beyond just fucking her .

But boy she was wrong .

Maybe not the very first night he met her but after a while of going out Damiano became obsessed with Y/N .

He wanted to know everything about her , get in her head , under her skin . Just like she did to him . Suddenly they started hanging out alone every fucking day .

He had a thick notebook overfilled with drawings , portraits and sketches of her and her body , her hands , her eyes . .

He wrote songs for her . Poems . Songs splattered with his lust and desire all over their pages . ( just like he wrote for your love . )

It was driving Y/N's boyfriend crazy .

He started argues often and he was getting more and more possessive and scared for his relationship each day .

" I don't trust him Y/N . " She wished she listened to him on time . . .

Things where happening almost too fast , Y/N tried reassuring herself that what they are doing is not wrong .

I mean she cuddled with Thomas almost every day and he was also clingy . It was basically the same thing with Damiano . Right ?

Unlike her Damiano knew exactly what was going on . And in what direction it was heading . He wanted her . He craved for her . But only for pleasure .

' I wanna be a good man and see you smile

And I wanna swim between your thighs I wanna fuck you till you scream and cry . '

At first his only intention was to sleep with her but not even in a billion years he could imagine how deep in his mind she would be .

He had a tactic . Simply make everything appear natural , say a few comforting words to her , tell her something about how special she is , get what you want and try slowly to get out of that situation between the two of you before she realizes something . It worked every time .

Until this one .

They where slowly growing closer together . They spent an entire month cuddling , hanging out , playing with each others hair , driving , singing and making a strong bond .

" His intentions are not clear I can feel it ! " " Well I can't ! He wants nothing more than to be friends with me ! What do you want from me Michael ? To stop seeing my friend ? " " No . That is not what I am asking from you . But I expect you to know that it is bothering me and you stop . "

That is how any conversation between Y/N and Michael went . They grew cold , became strangers , one was fighting for their long lost love while the other was lost in the grip of the heartless lover .

Y/N started being depressed again . She became so limb and so distant from everyone .

Her state only increasing the fights between Michael and her . Damiano was not like it . .

He understood her . . .

The day he kissed her for the first time was December the third .

On that very same day he slept with her too . On that very same day she cheated on Michael .

It was weird . Y/N almost regretted it .

She coudln't describe how it was . She only remembers the rain outside pouring on that cold day . How the only light in that dark , black and Prussian blue room came from the muted TV . The room was warm . It was smelling so much like Damiano . It was sweet smell .

He was sitting on the edge of the bed , hugging Y/N by her waist . Both of them in their underwear . His head on her stomach as she was carassing his hair . His hands where rough , yet loving and gentle , he in fact was rough on a very gentle way . He made love to her like a man .

Every each time was better . The more they talked and discussed about their likings . Creating memories before or after being intimate .

' I wanna hold you in my arms tonight

For your love I'll do whatever you want . '

Ten days later Y/N broke up with Michael .

With an excuse that she was not completely ready to devote herself to them .

Instead she was laying in Damiano's sweaty arms , who held her close as she was gently caressing his chest and biceps . He talked so sweet . So interesting . So mysterious . So deep . Like he held all the answers to all her questions . He was amusing her .

Days slowly turned into a month . A whole month of disaster . Michael was right .

Damiano is bad news .

" Come here , let me hold you . "

He spoke those words in raspy voice after each time they had sex .

" Amore . . Amore "

' For your love I'll do whatever you want

I'll do whatever you want, for your love . '

Damiano always had time for her . At any time of the day .

Often even leaving his friends to go and see her .

Back then Y/N didn't understood this but the only bond she thought she had with him . .

Was just sex .

Nothing more . Pure sex .

All those memories they made , like looking at his childhood pictures , visiting his villa on the north of the Italy , going out to other cities etc ..

Those memories existed only before or after they've been intimate .

Damiano started to feel something . Something deeper than just desire for lust .

But unlike Y/N who also felt it he was scared of it . He didn't want it . He didn't want to admit it .

He was slowly falling in love . But for whatever selfish reason that he had , he couldn't be with her at that time .

He started to think about her every day , every night . Every second he had in those 24 hours .

" You ruined my life you fucking idiot . Look what you've done to me . You ruined me . "

He would say in joking tone to her . Only making her laugh and roll her eyes but he was so far from joking .

He simply got scared of his feelings .

She was not like other girls he had . And it was not some made up quiche move , it was truth .

She wasn't selfish .

She gave her whole being to him . Blindly .

Thinking he would do the same .

But no .

One day , he just started growing cold . It was a slow and painful process but Y/N felt it . She felt that winter . He always had an excuse for his behavior .

No one knew about their little special relationship . Y/N was left alone to think about everything that has happened between them so many sleepless nights .

' So baby why don't you please me now

I've got so much I can give to you . '

" I simply can't continue this tempo . This is something that became a mental gymnastic to me . This . Us . Our relationship . You happened to me when I was an emotional disaster . However you are a very dear to me . You mean a lot to me and I don't wanna lose you . I wanna continue hanging with you but we must not sleep with each other more . "

" Why are you feeling like this Damiano ? Our relationship is not that complicated . "

" Well to be honest Y/N we don't have a relationship . "

" Then why are you finding all this so stressful ?"

And so one day .

He just left .

He disappeared .

Stopped answering her calls , responding to her messages . Gone .

Y/N was desperate . Under the hard influence of alcohol and self harm again . Feeling like she was trapped in a slow motion movie .

Nothing was clear . Nothing was okay .

Why he left and where he was ?

' For your love I'll do whatever you want

I'll do whatever you want, for your love . '

She had no one to talk to but Thomas .

She came to his house one night .

It was January . It was cold . She was bleeding from all the wounds her heart tried to stich .

Sobbing she knocked on his door .

Three hours later she was in his hoodie , tightly wrapped in his embrace with puffed eyes and trembling lips . He was kissing her temple from time to time . Ice cream boxes beside the bed and her favorite movie in the background .

On his bed there was a mess made of used white tissues .

" Sometimes when people are scared they leave . " Thomas said . " Why ? " " It is easier . "

She had a sleepover at his house that night .

She hardly feel asleep . Feeling a bit better after finally opening up to someone .

Thomas was burning in rage . He was mad at both of them . More on Damiano tho , it took him a short amount of time to realize she was just being used .

January slowly ended .

And Damiano was back in town .

Y/N was starting to get over him and the fact she was feeling on her skin her mothers words.

' All boys are the same they only want to use you .'

She was getting ready go go out and hang with her friend . When suddenly on her phone screen appeared long time not seen notification .

'ykaaar sent you a message : Hey can you hang ? '

She dropped her phone on the sink .

Feeling mixed emotions of anger , sadness and excitement .

And in not less than 10 minutes she canceled her friend and she was already in his car waiting for answers .

' So tell me what you want, I'll give you what you want baby . '

" I was confused . And scared . You are the first woman that made me feel like this . I still mean it when I say I want you in my life . I just needed some alone time to clear my head and think . And I had plenty of time and space to do it . "

He took her palm in his hands kissed it and brought it close to his face . She was breathing hard . Was this really all she was waiting all this time ?

" I wanna be with you Y/N . I wanna commit to you . But I can't . I am not sure I am ready . I don't want to fail you . . What do you want from me Y/N . Why do you care for me so much ? "

" Damiano .. You are in my life with a purpose . For a certain reason . I won't let you go . I won't let you leave me . You mean to me so much as a person and even beyond that words can describe . Too much emotions , time and energy is spared on you than it was supposed to be ."

They sat in that car for hours . Talking . Crying even a bit . But at the end of the night they where in peace . In love .

January ended . February almost passed .

Winter was sharp and cruel .

' Tell me what you want, I'll give you what you want baby

Tell me what you want, I'll give you what you want baby . '

But despite that Damiano and Y/N went against it . They started dating officially . In private first few weeks .

Måneskin was having a rehearsal . They took that as an good opportunity to announce everyone the good news .

" I can't belive this . Y/N you are so fucking dumb ! " Thomas shouted at them .

The studio was silent . Ethan had his eyes wide open from shock . Victoria was sitting with her hands in her lap looking at the ground .

" What is your problem Thomas ! I thought you where going to be happy cause of me ! "

" And why would I be ?! What is it so good that you did to make me happy ?! You hooked up with him after everything ! After all those crying sleepless nights , all those public panic or anxiety attacks you had , all that alcohol that you drank !While he was out fucking some girl and not giving shit about you ! "

" Thomas that is en- " " Don't interrupt me ! "

He picked up his jacket and back pack .

" I was there for you then . And just then . But now when I see that you are repeating the same fucking mistake I am not so sure I would be there for you the next time . Don't come to my place crying how he hurt you cause we all know he would . "

He left the studio dramatically leaving everyone silent . Barely 3 minutes passed and he was storming back in inside .

" Oh yeah and another thing Damiano . You might be a good singer but that does not mean we are going to tolerate you just for that . I created Måneskin with Vic and I have every right to either kick you out or leave myself . "

He lighted a cigarette . " I do not want lying manipulators in my surrounding . "

Many years later after that day Y/N regretted being mad at her friend for taking that silly thing so personal . But her friend saw beyond every border she could ever see .

Thomas knew Damiano very well .

And he knew he was no good news .

' Because baby for your love I'll do whatever you want

For your love I'll do whatever you want I'll do whatever you want, for your love . '

A/N i wanna write a chapter based on a song i wanna f*cking tear you apart by she wants revenge . give me ideas about what i should write in that chapter along with the song .

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