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toader · 8 months
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"You have such beautiful veins!" - something a vampire would say
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The only thing that would actually deter me from becoming a vampire is the knowledge that I wouldn't be able to eat Mexican food ever again and i just can't make that sacrifice.
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makenna-made-this · 1 year
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Ominous Demands on the chalkboard tonight
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gaybabything · 1 year
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Fun Fact!!!!
Up until I was 13, I absolutely LOVED apples!! But some apples didn't have an adequate flavor for my extremely incredible taste buds >:( My solution? I would chew on the inside of my mouth until I had a steady steam of blood, then cover the apple in that sweet metallic life juice :) It gave it a delicate extra tang that simultaneously fed into my taste for blood and my wolf girl phase.
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stjudy · 1 year
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you’re laughing sam reid kept jacob anderson’s prosthetic swollen eye from ep5 as a souvenir and you’re laughing
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a2zillustration · 8 months
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This game is not subtle.
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oobbbear · 10 months
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Every time I see the lost episode I think of that autism vampire meme I know it is a serious chapter but I just can’t get this image out of my mind
Cryptic sightings belongs to @naffeclipse and Eclipse’s design belongs to @themeeplord :]💞
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ineed-to-sleep · 10 months
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Well you see they're just very good friends
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puppetmaster13u · 3 months
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Prompt 213
“Hey spooks, is there an actual reason you never like, eat?” Hal ignored Superman’s rather expressive don’t motions, leaning over the meeting table. He also ignored how everyone else’s conversations quieted, staring straight at Batman instead. 
It was hard to tell if said vigilante was looking at him, what with the whited out eyes, but the sheer judgment that seemed to waft off of him did the job just fine. “Like, I get you’re paranoid and everything and- hey!” Batman stood up suddenly, practically striding out of the room mid conversation. Superman gave them all an unreadable look, shaking his head and following. Well. Touchy subject then.  Though it was another point to the vampire bet too.
“I understand not telling them anything about the situation, B, but there’s going to be rumors about this now, you know?” A hand rested on Bruce’s shoulder, the weight comforting to the deathly cold that always covered his skin. Kal. Clark. Whichever was better for work. 
He clicked, shaking his head. “It doesn’t matter,” he muttered. “... the kids would like to see you again if you’re open.” 
Clark snorted, smiling softly. “You know you can just say you don’t want to be alone right now B…” Lies and slander. He was perfectly fine being alone for long stretches of time. Used to it even. He just also perhaps had been reminded of… other times. Better and worse ones. 
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hanksmc · 4 months
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Faith but Gary is a vampire with a Nosferatu looking (just doodles ok)
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panlight · 3 months
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Twilight: Edward sucking the venom out was a NOBLE, HEROIC ACT that SAVED Bella form vampirism!! New Moon: Edward leaving was a NOBLE, HEROIC ATTEMPT to SAVE Bella from vampirism!
Eclipse: Jacob is acting Like That to TRY and SAVE Bella from vampirism! Breaking Dawn: Vampirism is great, actually.
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I feel like no one is talking about the fact that in the original Adventure Time series, Marceline's dad is literally like the king of hell or something
and in the new Fionna and Cake series, the closest equivalent they could come up with in the normal world for Marshall Lee’s mom was apparently a rich socialite landlord
Pendleton Ward how does it feel to never miss ONCE
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Vampires are real and we're called anemics thank you very much
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phantomfallacy · 7 months
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In the darkest cellar of the deepest recesses of the castle, there is a man in a glass coffin. He breathes very steadily, even though it seems as if the coffin doesn't allow for oxygen to pass through readily. He lives each day by sleeping, and continues to sleep in a mockery of life despite being very, very human with nothing to sustain him.
At first, Duke Fredo is curious: why is this man down here? Why does he look like he could be the White Star's father, save for his pitch-black hair? Why is he kept here, under lock and key and monitoring spells that rivaled ancient seals?
Duke Fredo slowly learned why.
That man contains the original soul of the White Star's stolen body.
That man had come from another world, and the White Star had found him before anyone else could, because whatever hurts the original soul will hurt the White Star as well.
They share an undeniable connection, and he is the White Star's most fatal weakness.
Despite the locks, keys, and monitoring spells, Duke Fredo easily finds his way to this glass coffin and the man who sleeps inside. Many nights, he considers destroying the coffin and just stabbing the man straight through the chest, but he still doesn't know for sure if the death of the bodies would mean death of the souls, and if that was the case, he also isn't so keen on obliterating an innocent soul.
Well, there's no saying that this man is any better than the White Star, but it's hard to villainize someone who is constantly asleep. And save for the face, the man looks nothing like the White Star.
He has short black hair and a dusty kind of pallor. His body is sturdy and well-trained, clearly used to hardship. He has scars all over, like the world had punished him with a thousand lashes for the wrongs of his body snatcher.
But appearances mean little—what Duke Fredo really wants to know is what kind of person this sleeping beauty is. Is he the ambitious type? Is he a blundering fool? Is he quiet or boastful? Is he cowardly or foolhardy?
So one day, he opens the coffin.
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hekateinhell · 6 months
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trying to bullshit my way through to the end of the semester with the sheer unmitigated confidence of anne rice writing fanfic starring her flaming bisexual male oc guzzling the blood of jesus christ himself
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hanzajesthanza · 3 months
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i know everyone here myself included is a big nerd so, like percival schuttenbach, so we do not find a problem with this but instead find it cool, but
you ever think about how in the interior of regis’ hut by fen carn, his room was literally just: a bed. a small table littered with vials and flasks. a pot-bellied stove. and an extensive, complex, highly developed distillery system. and the only food he had on hand was a basket of horseradish.
now, this sounds great, because distillery is a cool hobby, but i don’t think any of us are putting this into perspective
imagine it like this:
meet a guy, middle aged, maybe 50s. lives alone in the middle of nowhere. okay. goes to his place to spend the night.
go inside his room. no furniture in the entire room except a bed and a small bedside table with a bunch of mismatched dirty cups, some randomly half-full. and taking up half the room is an excessively pro gaming setup, monitors, chair, the works, all in all costing about $50K, lighting up the entire room with enough RGB lighting to send you to heaven. oh and there’s a radiator heater in the corner.
haha ok man. would you happen to have any food i’m kind of hungry. “yep” opens fridge. nothing in there except a bag of parsnips and a half-empty bottle of sparkling water. okay man
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