psa

back on my idkhow bullshit and anyway I can’t believe Dallon Weekes wrote a song specifically about Lestat/Armand

“the one who would survive, no matter how the orphan in him wept.”

we don’t give little Andrei enough credit for being the most bad ass mf to ever live. His father is actively beating him and verbally abusing him and this stone cold killer is unphased pulling out his crazy comebacks no hesitation

Seeing Andrei be a little asshole makes me sad weirdly enough. he was just such a character. not only was he an extremely skilled hunter and miracle working painter + child genius but he was witty and a bit of a big mouthed dick and strong willed and full of life. Like he could’ve been so much and any chance of a life was robbed from him from the start

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

same chris same

When your partner has a praise kink but you're Montessori trained so you know that praise is an ineffective way to encourage development and it's much more productive to acknowledge their effort so that they learn to effectively give themselves feedback so they can develop a healthy intrinsic motivation instead of deriving their self worth from labels put on them by other people .... "baby it's amazing how much you could last today compared to last week"

rip lestat de lioncourt you would've loved the omegaverse

I knew the hamster with a bow reminded me of a certain character

🧅 title of your favorite vc book but make it sound like a headline from The Onion

Man Inviting Stranger To Take A Bath With Him Obviously Handling Divorce Real Well

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

no listen it ruined my whole day when I realized Armand never tasted a tomato

Lestat, having eaten spaghetti sauce while in a living body, is one of the only main Vampire Chronicles characters who has eaten a tomato

someone in the anne rice vampire chronicles fandom: there better not be any fucking anne rice in here.

armand according to louis: sexy professor with a knife and handcuffs on his belt

armand according to claudia: mob boss sending you bullets in the mail

armand according to daniel: if the predator from predator was a manic pixie dream girl

armand according to lestat: screaming baby clinging to your leg but his eyes are completely black

The poll idea via @sillylotrpolls, thank you for the inspiration!

I will say that only their first name counts, and you have to be able to recall it at least somehow similar to the canonical spelling. Unnamed characters don't count. If a character has multiple names, only one counts. If two characters have the same name, differentiate which one you mean. Please. Include all characters from all works I'd love to see what we all come up with! If anyone actually gives this a try before voting I will owe you any favor! *edit: duplicates are fine, and you don't have to stop or anything if you write one, they just don't count.

the roman daddy will fuck you if you do this i swear

(Prince Lestat) Study in sepia and ocher

Can you please show me Darcy Destroyer of Bedding? Thx

Darcy, Destroyer of Bedding:

He's my Lescat. ♥️