"I should be productive today" -> the -ussy suffix at some point probably

Ok so OP turned off reblogs, but my god this is hilarious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy

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This study on "-ussy" is probably the best thing I've ever read.

The American Dialect Society, in its 33rd annual words-of-the-year vote, selected the suffix “-ussy” as the Word of the Year for 2022. More than two hundred attendees took part in the deliberations and voting, joining both in person and virtually, in a hybrid event hosted in conjunction with the Linguistic Society of America’s annual meeting.

Presiding at the Jan. 6 voting session was Ben Zimmer, chair of the ADS New Words Committee and language columnist for the Wall Street Journal. 

“The selection of the suffix -ussy highlights how creativity in new word formation has been embraced online in venues like TikTok,” Zimmer said. “The playful suffix builds off the word pussy to generate new slang terms. The process has been so productive lately on social media sites and elsewhere that it has been dubbed -ussification.”

For more on the -ussy phenomenon, see the Vulture article by Bethy Squires, “We Asked Linguists Why People Are Adding -Ussy to Every Word”: “Riffing off ‘bussy’ (a portmanteau of ‘boy’ and ‘pussy’), now everything is a cat or a cavity. A calzone is a pizzussy. A wine bottle has a winussy.” See also Michael Dow’s scholarly paper, “A corpus study of phonological factors in novel English blends.”

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kaitham - i have hate with my roommate - ʀᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴅᴜᴇ. -ˏˋ♥̩͙♥̩̩̥͙♥̩̥̩ ⑅ (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1336484574-kaitham-i-have-hate-with-my-roommate-%CA%80%E1%B4%87%C9%B4%E1%B4%9B%EA%9C%B1-%E1%B4%85%E1%B4%9C%E1%B4%87?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=ventithedrunkwhore&wp_originator=yRXWwDCpnpzRF9N6kStjYipEr1GZRUh7r%2BAI49JLtfGMX6ioFaXNQnFT5m1cg6w8opmK%2Bk%2BGv9Ir1DzCh5JMlw5yAnJ%2BSaB30bqCG49ob7KsH7dhQbfj0RAHQraucLFO PUSS-

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