I love Charleeeeees. He actually knew what happened to Carlos, as Xavi had told him on the radio, and he decided to make Lewis admit it on TV.
You go Charles, defend Carlos!!
omg that's so sexy of him, and to make Lewis say his little malfunctioning robot of a teammate is COASTING on those p5s and fastest laps while being a maniac with a drivers' ed license on track, hot little manipulative mouse 🥵😳
✅ proud little brother honouring his sister on his helmet
✅ trying out virtual golf ⛳️
✅ receiving a fancy new pair of cowboy boots 🤠
✅ special home race livery & suits for Haas
✅ serving looks and body even more in the new suit
✅ did i mention the livery shoot was in a bar? 😳
✅ wore his own merch honouring his dad
✅ signed a mini helmet for a cute kid
✅ jeans????? fashion!Mick????? 👖
imma schedule my predictions for this race before i fall asleep* here we go:
- illegal car wins
- at least one penalty for illegal car no 1 or no 2 is not even taken under consideration even though its pretty clear they did it
- a ferrari dnfs (probs the one on pole, sry carletes, your track record isnt the best)
- george russell commits war crimes
- latifi/stroll dnf
- mclaren fycks it up for danny, lando, or both
- haas fucks mick over
- seb gives it his all and either dnfs or someone slams into him
- alpine duo commits war crimes
- the comms keep saying shit about everyone who isnt the dude in the illegal car
- charles (if he doesn't dnf) does a masterclass of overtaking and comes up to like p2 or p3 by doing his own strategy and everything (id say p1 but there is an illegal car making that impossible)
- amricans jerk off on themselves and probably light a gandalf-at-bilbos-party insane lvl of fireworks
- lewis finally dismantles that shitry car himself
- alex exceeds track limits/ignores a blue flag :)
Someone must have scolded Russell, he said he went to apologise to Carlos 👀👀
Anyways I hope he goes out today and gets drunk. He deserves it.
George is probably an alright guy off track, more than that he's very aware of how people perceive him. But Jesus Christ this man cannot race wheel to wheel on track, or take responsibility for it during the race. but it's good that he apologised, least you can do after fucking the guy who was on pole, and for what?
Carlos... I do feel for him. but goddamn, whenever Ferrari is on pole I'm like oh that's a Max win 💀