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You know that little moment in the last episode of the podcast where Lloyd gets all self aware and sad about how he never used to be so Angry and if he can just get back to Raven it will be okay again…yeah…that hurts.
#the continuing adventures of me losing my mind about lloyd allen#shaperaverse#astonishing tales of the highly improbable#astonishing tales of the highly unprobable spoilers#lloyd allen
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me giggling and kicking my feet at the idea of being wednesday if my school does the musical
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being left unrestrained and feral in the online sphere (i don’t know what’s happening but i’m not gonna stop it)
#this is what happens when mutuals and irls don’t reply to me /lhj#i get even Weirder online and then everyone regrets it#speaking of anytime i’m left alone with my thoughts too long i think about running away to europe#which like …………as unprobable as it is i feel like it’s still a high point for me to reach towards
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“jensen ackles hates gay people” unprobable. “jensen ackles is openly homophobic” this we cannot possibly deny
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Riptide Pirates and identity. Let's think of identity as mirrors.
Chip's identity is like a shattered mirror. He built it around his child self and his time with the Black Rose Pirates, and back then when he gazed into a mirror he saw a smiling, happy boy with no care in the world. But then the mirror broke, and ever since, Chip has been sitting at its foot picking up the pieces and trying to meticulously put them back in its place, right where they belong, where they used to be. And if the pieces didn't fit anymore, then that just meant this must have been the wrong one, he just needed to find the right one and when it is finished everything will be exactly as it was before. It'll be fine again. But somewhere along the way Chip found people who started helping. Together they started recreating the mirror and with them along Chip found himself less and less upset when one piece or the other seemed a bit off. And when the mirror was finally finished, Chip gazed upon it and looking at him was a person completely different than the one he used to see in the past. But by his side there were people who told him that it's perfect that way. That it's still him and that it's still alright. You can still see cracks in the mirror, follow the exact lines to see where they broke off. But tho shattered once before the mirror is strong. It won't crack again.
Gillion is a mirror on the verge of crumbling. He has been noticing cracks for years now, but the mirror seemed strong, unbreakable, so fine and sturdy, there was no way it would break. It was so unprobable, he chose to not pay it any mind. But then the cracks deepened and the mirror trembled dangerously, as if ready to fall over. He grabbed the mirror and held onto it tight, and then he was gazing at the sun on the surface. With a mirror this cracked, he had to find ways to fill it back in. Tapes, glues and bandaids made of denial, excuses and heroic facade, he would put anything and everything to keep the cracks from spreading, to keep making sure that this fragile piece of glass is still a perfectly good mirror. And then small pieces started falling off. He tried to hide it but the holes in the visage remained, until the sea turned black and the mirror fell again. He caught it again, but he couldn't set it back up anymore. The moment he lets go, it crumbles and he is so afraid of it. Of the noise it will make. Of the gaping nothingness that waits for him when all the pieces fall. So he holds on. He knows he has to let it go, but be can't yet. The shards are falling on his head, the jagged edges hurt his palms, making them bleed, but he won't let go. Until he does. And when be does, with him there will be people who can show him how to fix it. There will be Jay, and there will be Chip. He'll know what to do. He's done it once before after all.
Jay's mirror is one of change. She has been polishing the mirror for years, she has been telling herself that it's beautiful and perfect. It's just like her fathers' and her sister's and grandmother's. It's always been the same, and so there is no way it could be broken. But then Ava's mirror shattered and Jay started wondering that if her sister's mirror wasn't what it seemed, than maybe all the other ones are also broken. So she covered her mirror with a cloth and pretended that she has a different one. Just to see if she can find out more about mirrors in the first place. And the more mirrors she saw the more she realized that she hates her own mirror. She started noticing things that she didn't before. That small ugly crack in the corner. That disgusting stain in the other that never seems to come off. And she desired a new one, a completely different one that will truly feel hers. But when she asked her father, the father got angry and in his cruelty, he put another nasty burn mark that covered the frame. But Jay's friends told her that they'd still like her mirror, but only if she truly makes it hers. So she started seeing her mirror as a foundation. Something that might be her base, but not what she truly is. She took some brushes and started painting the mirror. She decorated it with patterns and lines unique to her own and repainted both the glass and the frame so she could see herself in it just the way she wanted to be seen. The burn mark is still there, so are all the cracks and stains, but with time, she is sure to find a way to reclaim these too. And the mirror will finally feel like her own. And she's sure her friends will love whatever she makes.
#jrwi#jrwi riptide#just roll with it#gillion jrwi#gillion tidestrider#chip jrwi#jay jrwi#jay ferin#jrwi spoilers
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what if narrative overdose just fucking kills mortals
Rose -> Killed the pigs. Narrative moment. Dies after.
Ulysses -> Shot the diamond. Narrative moment. Dies after.
Most pertinently, Galahad -> Takes a thousand bullets (and is pretty clearly stated to narrative)
All of these are narrative charged moments that are extremely unprobable based upon what we know. But they are key in their story. Key in how it all shakes out. or something
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wait, unprobable theory time, what if the code that attacked qtubbo and sunny was codeflippa? And she was trying to kill sunny so that her "dad" wouldn't have another daughter?
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First | Part 2 | Next
Just sillies being a lil bit sillier than usual
Btw, i did not plan for this comic to be very long (though, we never know-), it's just a lil thing i thought abt and was like: yea, i can run with this
For the people who, much like myself, cannot decipher my handwriting:
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Mikey: Donnie? How did that even happen?
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Donnie: Well, with my *obviously* superior intellect, I was able to theorize about time travel, and once that was done, I decided to try to recreate your ninpo, or, at the very least, something similar to it. It took long, groveling sleepless nights until I was finally able to put my ingenious machine to use. Altough your faith in me is very much right-
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Donnie: -it seems that an unprobable variable was able to worm itself in-
Mikey: Huh-uh
Donnie: -(Which was most likely from my own —admittedly unstable
Mikey: Hmm
Donnie: —ninpo). Therefore, this current situation was created, sadly, mostly
Mikey: Yes-
Donnie: from my own making —though I am not against putting the blame on someone else— and rendering me close to useless in invention making and crime fighting,
Mikey: Right
Donnie: Though I am already in the process of creating a few solutions that should be able to adequately take my place for-
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Donnie: -the time being-
Mikey: So just a failed experiment, right?
Donnie: I guess so
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Donnie: But using those words would be simplifying the events that led to this situation
#smoll donatello with the book in his hand-#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt donnie#save rottmnt#rottmnt#quenouillart#The Knowledge We Earn#KWE comic
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Lloyd: “You are valid, because the goo worm says so.”
Me: “Thanks Lloyd, I really needed that.”
#shaperaverse#lloyd allen#astonishing tales of the highly unprobable spoilers#the continuing adventures of me losing my mind about lloyd allen#new albion
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Know that among the french ccs, Antoine and Baghera probably won't be there for the announcement tonight because they have their weekly streams with their team of french streamers (and it usually runs pretty late so they probably won't log on afterward, you never know but it's still highly unprobable)
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❗️❗️❗️4.1 world quest Unfinished comedy spoilers below, click at your own risk❗️❗️❗️
(For those that didn't finish the quest: the mage is Narzissenkreuz (yes, that Narzissenkreuz)
For a while, I've been thinking: What if the "fish" is the primordial whale? Caterpillar mentions he was a great, powerful mage, so it could be possible. It would also fit into the whole stories being used to share information deleted from the Irminsul shenanigans.
Anyway, it's a pretty stretched theory, I'm very aware (but it has a very tasty flavour, ngl)
There's also the what if Childe is the one that "freed" it when he fell into the Abyss. But that would mean the Abyss is somehow connected to the past, which is highly unprobable, but idk a girl can dream
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Unpopular theory/headcanon:
I wouldn’t be surprised if Eda was the one to rebuild the portal to the human realm instead of Luz doing it again from the other side.
(I know this is probably unprobable but I CAN DREAM)
#Eda has more resources let’s face it#the owl house#toh spoilers#toh#owl house#the owl house spoilers#eda clawthorne#luz noceda#edalyn clawthorne#eda the owl mom#eda the owl lady
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i'm genuinely upset that the cyberwoman design and barbecue sauce are what's keeping that episode from being really really really good.
the character drama is amazing, the stakes are engaging, but the goddamn cyberbikini is just so damn silly and unprobable that it just takes all of the attention. If they went for the intrinsic body horror of cyberconversion, and kept bits of mutilated flesh, unable to know where liza ends and the cyberman begins, it would work so much better than "this woman is wearing a silver bikini".
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Seeing vampireapologist come back on tumblr after 3 years and give updates like "I moved, started working with salmons, doing clown drag, became a knight squire and a mermaid and changed my pronouns" makes me think I should spend less time on my phone and start doing more cool and unprobably specific things
#Mel rambles#some people tell me amateur theatre and art classes are a lot#but... I want to do more and weirder stuff#I don't have that much time and energy though#I should try anyway#at least getting a big tattoo and going to a metal festival this year are a good start#speaking about that... does anyone want to do an art project together?#I still have that on my to do list. I've been trying to do it for years but never managed to
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Idk why but a highly unprobable thoght that brings me joy that player might talk about other media, speficickly horror media.
Like imadgen the chain telling ghost stories and they are like meh, like not bad, but the kind were you can clearly tell that the story is made up or exadgerated.
And then player is like: "wanna know about freddy fazbears or slenderman?" And ether explains the entierty of fnaf lore to them or tells them a creepypasta.
Where the chain is scared or not idk tbh, i have not really been in the fandom long enough to get a good feel for their more complex personality traits (including non obvious fears) yet xd
-a shy annon
I feel Player would probably go on a tangent late into the night (because same) because they're sleep deprived from the shitty sleep mat and all the boys are fed up.
Player: -they actually made a movie about Slenderman but it was complete shit and I remember wanting a refund even if it was like 4 quid-
The Chain, who have been trying to sleep for the past few hours:
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