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fwrkbhphg · 1 year
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Bionda matura ama succhiare un grosso cazzo Chica caliente usando su juguete Sirene Mermaids We like to relax with a little foot worshiping CULIONEROS - I Surprise My Cousin With A Special Visit From Big Tits MILF Got a blowjob reward from my big natural tits stepmom Lesbian peaches open up their thorough anuses and nail thick sex toys Supervisor Sinn gets her pussy licked by Lily Mark rewards Anny Aurora with a load of cum to swallow mentendo a rola na loira
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lunasilvis · 5 months
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Since I confidently decided to take on a series of therapy sessions in January + clearly enlisted/charted my pain points which need healing on Friday... some beautiful yet ordinary situations have unfolded. damn. Also, as though I can already feel some of the old poisonous ballast / baggage tied to my closest family relationships alleviate just a little bit, like they have started some spiritual convalescence. The break-through was a fucking shit experience... but is is the best thing to happen to me since summer. :) I feel happier and lighter, fueled with the willpower to work on myself, grow, be better to myself and my loved ones. Become an even more balanced, confident, good partner in any future relationship. not freak the f out anymore when someone is in for the long haul w me lmao
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atbhorseracing · 11 months
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2923|07|02 ☆ SHA TIN
Race 1 – Class 5, 1400m Top Rated Runners 41 Medic Elite 40 DRAGON KINGDOM 40 Noble Steed 39 SOARING TOWER 38 Super Hornet Selection Analysis DRAGON KINGDON is an interesting runner here on his 1400m debut in the opening race on the card. The Tsui is not the most consistent sort but he did run a great race 3 starts back, staying on well when runner-up behind Sunshine Legendary after setting the…
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j2ybgmmnk · 1 year
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Young Tiny Teen Step Daughter Violet Rain Masturbates While Watching Porn With Step Dad And Jerking Him Off Amateur Blonde Fingering Her Pussy Ebony teen stepdaughter gets nailed Flaquita marica de closet modelando mi nuevo vikini Novinho dotade fode turma inteira sem mostar o bigulim Moist squelching pussy explodes from wild orgasms Best night out ever with party girls riding wang to oblivion Naughty babe Flick Shagwell likes to swallow cum in her mouth after having peanut butter with horny man Cherry Despina is so hot when she fingers her hairy pussy PORNO STAR : Maxeme
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wellthatwasaletdown · 3 months
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That article goes hard. It looks to me like someone was commissioned to write a puff piece and decided to put the boot in while acknowledging Harry is rich and successful and seems nice. Which I guess he was told to include.
-Harry looks hot swimming
-btw the Hampstead Men’s Pond was a popular cruising area and he’s made millions from his sexual ambiguity
-Harry is very rich and apparently unpresuming
-exclusive sources (lol) say he’s ready to be away from the spotlight
-hasn’t dated Taylor long but ready to start a family
-quote about starting a family which I’m sure I read in the DM last week
-no new projects soon
-career is tailor-made to appeal to TikTok generation that subverts stereotypes (again, lol, knowing how many 40-something cash-rich mothers he appeals to)
-Harry is rich and successful
-Harry has expensive property
-Harry came from humble roots
-Harry was a cute kid
-One Direction
-“a temporary hiatus became a permanent split when Harry” did xyz - controversial!
-his bandmates have flopped - controversial!
-Harry is rich and successful
-Harry’s clothes, hmm
-the dress Vogue cover controversy
-queerbaiting!
-but he has never confirmed or denied
-he’s only ever dated women, in italics in the article lol
-Caroline Flack committed suicide
-“perhaps ill-advised forays into acting” pmsl
-quotes from critics, oh dear
-DWD descent into farce
-Florence Pugh reportedly furious
-shit film, promo gossip
-Harry seems normal though
-old quote from Anne repackaged
-“one wonders if Anne’s little boy has finally grown up” excuse me while I vomit
If his people gave a quote for this, I hope they’re furious at what’s been done with it 😂
Why are they dragging what happened to Caroline Flack into his mess? They dated for 5 minutes.
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gunslinginnhogtyin · 5 months
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“It’s probably some rabid wolves or something, not some ‘mythical creature’.”
Totally not a dragon. Nope.
(for the myths and magic meme!)
MYTH AND MAGIC STARTERS | @dragonskxn
Butch had only just recently started to listen when his senses told him something mythical or otherworldly was about. Even then, sometimes he still suppressed his demonic senses in favor of his prior mortal curiosity that often times got the best of him.
This time, though… being told he was wrong despite feeling strongly otherwise, he finds himself just a tad bit irked. He’s not sure what exactly it is but he knows the presence of something is about. Something familiar that he had encountered before.
An amused snort leaves the cowboy at her comment… he wasn’t suspicious of her up until this point. That energy could have been coming from anywhere but now, all signs were pointing to her!
“I’ve tussled with plenty’a wolves b’fore, Darlin’, that ain’t no wolf.” He tells the shorter, smirking to himself as his blue eyed gaze falls upon her. “Now ya got me curious,” He taps the barrel of his pistol against his chin thoughtfully as he considers the familiar aura; she was small. Smaller than him. Unpresuming.
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“I’ll bet yer, uhhh—-a fairy? Nahhh… some kinda mage, maybe?” He considers aloud, deciding to turn it into a guessing game for fun. He would get there eventually! “Don’t tell me! Ahh… some kinda hybrid? Er, could ya gimme a hint?”
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fakeiamloisdy · 10 months
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July 15, 2023
Accept nothing less, my desire, it's true,
Devotion to me, the devotion I pursue.
No life upheaved for any man, my path wont bend,
But move mountains, and kingdoms I’ll tend,
Oh, how we’ll rise from the cracks in your being,
Unyielding, I insist on devotion so unpresumed.
Unwavering, we’ll rise and bloom.
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padrespaleale · 10 months
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Who Am I?
How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? That shy older man is sitting in the corner as the people dance. Quiet, unpresuming, not what one would call classically handsome. The hair is grayer; my beard tends toward white, and my eyes are a watery blue like I’m drowning within myself. There is plenty of mileage built up over a lifetime, scarred and bruised in many ways. If you…
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intcritus · 10 months
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SALEM PARIS. ANCIENT . NON-BINARY. FAMOUS AND INFAMOUSLY KNOWN PAINTER.
EYE COLOR: THIS. / HAIR COLOR ; GOLDEN BLOND. / HEIGHT: 5′9′’
They say that Phoenixes reincarnate after every life has ended, and Salem is such a creature. Whether they be born in the ashes of the precious life, one thing resides: That Salem lives a quiet, unpresuming life with only room for the art they so treasure. One would think they’d have been hunted for their healing tears or witches would want their feathers but it’s hard to find a needle in a haystack when their face never stays the same.
    They have been recognized for their more modern take on abstract, acrylic art. Each of their works have been features in galleries and even high end restauraunts. Not much is known about the painter, because they’re a private person but each piece is highly valued. 
Salem, for all intents and purpose is an adrongynous being who has floated through life after leaving his orphanage. With no family and no one but a cooky bestfriend to really guide them, they’ve simply taken everything with a grain of salt and a simple smile. A quiet individual whose very presence isn’t that big unless they’re infront of a canvas. Friends and relationships are far and few inbetween because their art is something they pour their entire being to. 
Comfort is something they indulge in often. Sometimes it could be pleated skirts, garter belts and thigh highs or simply huge sweaters and bagging leathers. They do not conform to gender roles and make it obvious that their privacy and who they identify as will be respected in all walks of their life.
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yurimother · 2 years
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'OshiRabu' Yuri Comedy Games Released on Nintendo Switch
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On April 28, PROTOTYPE released a bundle of SukeraSomero's Yuri comedy visual novel series Oshirabu digitally on Nintendo Switch. The bundle contains both the original OshiRabu: Waifus Over Husbandos (Oshi no Love yori Koi no Love) and its sequel Love・or・die.
OshiRabu is a 2020 Yuri visual novel following an unlucky otaku who accidentally proposes to another girl who ends up living with her. the game's PC publisher, HUBLOTS, describes the game:
Akuru Hayahoshi is an unlucky otaku office worker who just can't pull her husbando in the gacha game she's obsessed with, no matter how much money she throws at it. Until one day, she runs into the garishly gorgeous and freakishly lucky Ren Furutachi.
A series of misunderstandings lead to a proposal, and Ren starts to full-on pursue Akuru. One thing leads to another, and in order to bring her husbando home, she ends up... bringing Ren home?! Now they're sharing a house... and a bed?! To unpresuming Akuru this cool, lady-loving girl might as well be an alien!
Akuru wants her husbando, and Ren wants Akuru as her waifu... Are these two ever gonna end up together?!
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Love・or・die is the 2021 follow-up continuing Akuru and Ren's journey as the two prepare for their shotgun wedding. HUBLOTS describes the game:
It's been a year since the couple started living together in blissful cohabitation. One day, Akuru catches a glimpse of Ren's plans for after she graduates: "Number 1 life goal: Marry Akuru!"
Of course, Akuru's not interested in marriage... But one day, struck by a fit of jealousy over Ren's long-time friend, Aira Udou, she ends up unthinkingly accepting Ren's proposal.
By the time she realizes what she's done, it's too late... Ren's already in bridezilla mode and starting to plan the wedding!
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Both OshiRabu games are written by Oguri Aya and feature character designs and CG artwork by DSmile. The games are fully voiced in Japanese and star Nekomura Yuki, Kitaooji Yuki, Waou Kirika, and Hina Hazuki.
The games can be played in English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, and Korean. The English version is translated by Meru. An 18+ DLC is available for both games in the series on PC. The DLC content is not included in the Switch release.
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YuriMother reviewed OshiRabu: Waifus Over Husbandos and awarded the game a 5/10 score, praising the artwork, voice acting, and open use and discussion of LGBTQ+ identity, but criticized its characters, story, and use of fanservice.
OshiRabu is developed by SukeraSomero, a Japanese visual novel developer and the sister brand of SukeraSparo, developers of games like The Expression Amrilato and The Curse of Kudan. The brand's name comes from the Esperanto words for "sugary" and "summer." Their mission is to fill the world with Yuri.
You can check out OshiRabu: Waifus Over Husbandos + Love・or・die now on Nintendo Switch.
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erstwhles · 2 years
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another day, another affiliated oc / ✨Alaric Elmer Hearst✨
born in germany, but grew up in london to two warm and loving parents
still close with his mother
grew up going to shows and museums because his parents put a heavy emphasis on education
#cultured (sheltered)
that being said, fell in love with theatre at a young age, but shh have to go into the family business
i was leaning toward the family business being law-related, but i think it would be funnier if his dad was employed by the church?
local devout catholic entrapped by vampire
his life is practically planned out for him, but he craves adventure! exploration!
loyal and gullible, excitable and impulsive, thoughtful and unpresuming. an optimist if there ever was one
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arcandoria · 3 years
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The more I think of it the more I'm inclined to go with my idea that aside from being a half-elf, Relly is a quarter orc.
Or to be more specific, his maternal grandmother being a half-orc, and this trickling down the genetic line and culturally speaking which leads to this unpresuming looking half-elf to worship Gorum and be a barbarian
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madamescarlette · 3 years
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Dearest of Edens!!!! All the hearts for you 💕💕💕 Here are three things I love about you (out of an ongoing list flkjsdl;kf): 1) You see the joy and the potential for joy in things some people would pass over or think of as ordinary, 2) You celebrate blessings both great and small in your life and in the lives of those around you with much warmth and rejoicing, and 3) You make your friends feel warm and remembered! 🍓✨
My darling, my dear, thank you dearly. 💖💖💖💖💖💖 I'm so happy to see you again, I hope your time off was restful and refreshing!!!
Dear heart, to me, practically everything about you is something good and something worthy. I love the way that you love!! You care about things in such a gentle, unpresuming, tender manner; everything you love seems to glow all the more golden for being known by you. Even though I know it's something you struggle with, I have great respect for your patience and your dedication to offer the world sweetness wherever you can- it is seen and very, very appreciated, my darling. And more than anything, your faith and your dedication to your family & to your work are such beautiful, true things. You are constantly turning back and back towards the things that you have to face and to tackle, and that's so brave and wonderful.
If my personality is that of a brightly pink wild rose, yours is of a golden daffodil, cheerily bursting with the glory of God! The world is softer and kinder because you're in it, my friend.
mutuals send me a 🍓 and I'll compliment you!
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thelasttime · 3 years
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npr*org/2021/05/21/998842657/olivia-rodrigo-sour-drivers-license-debut-album-review This review is sooo long, but it do be making points
NPR always understands the assignment 😌 it already starts out with a perfect title: "On 'Sour,' Olivia Rodrigo Is A Lowercase Girl With Caps-Lock Feelings"
some of my favorite quotes from this review:
"What I realize when I reflect back on the silent voices of my youth, though, is that we girls had so much to rage and yell and be sad about — maybe even more than the boys ever did."
"Even if I didn't always hear it affirmed in my own adolescence, it's heartening to now hear Rodrigo asserting, from the top of the charts, that girls have plenty to be emo about."
"Maybe, she seems to be concluding on behalf of her much-misunderstood generation, this is a more realistic teenage dream. Not to be ecstatic, euphoric, eternally empowered. Just to be — as Rodrigo puts it in unpresuming lowercase — "ok.""
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1969inthesunshine · 3 years
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“One such object is a gold signet ring, only about 25 millimetres in diameter. The metal shines as if it were almost new, yet the hieroglyphic inscription on the oval bezel reveals it to be over three thousand years old. The inscription reads ‘Nefer-Neferu-Aten Nefertiti’, the full name of a king’s wife who has reached almost legendary status in the modern era: Queen Nefertiti, whose name means ‘The Beautiful One Has Come’. The story of this ring’s journey from ancient Egypt to Edinburgh today is an intriguing and somewhat mysterious one, almost as mysterious as the life and times of the woman whose name is engraved upon it.”
“The ring was bought in Egypt in the early 1880s by W. J. Loftie, a Northern Irish clergyman, traveller, and writer. He purchased the object as part of a hoard which he was told had been found by locals of Tell el-Amarna in Middle Egypt. This unpresuming site had been the capital city during the reign of Nefertiti’s husband, the ‘heretic’ pharaoh Akhenaten, who had radically abandoned the worship of Egypt’s chief god Amun in favour of the deified sun-disk, the Aten. It was in the tomb of this king (the so-called Royal Tomb) that the hoard was reportedly found.”
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Photo & Article : Via National Museums Scotland Blog.
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babyklovesmovies · 4 years
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I’ve been curating this for a while but I figured I’d finally share it, here’s my Widojest musical theater playlist that gives me all the feels and I play on repeat until Critical Role comes back into my life.
1. “You Were Always a Better Dancer Than Me, Astrid” -Autumn Orange
Just a good one to start things off featuring a moment where we first got that glimpse into our smelly wizard boys feelings for a blue tiefling. 
2. “The Color of Your Eyes” -Daddy Long Legs
If you haven’t heard of the musical Daddy Long Legs, DEFINITELY check it out. I have a lot of songs from the musical on here because I get SUCH Caleb and Jester vibes from the two main characters. In this song I imagine Jester is writing in her journal to the Traveler and telling him all about the “blue eyed” wizard she just met.  
3. “The Man I’ll Never Be” -Daddy Long Legs
“If I tell you the truth at least, would I lose your esteemed affection. Would you hate me and curse my name? I'd only have myself to blame” Caleb has always been terrified of Jester finding out about the full extent of his past and the murder of his parents/man he used to be mostly because he would risk never having her see him the same way again.
4. “Charity” -Daddy Long Legs
With this song I constantly am reminded of the “I’m the transmutation wizard but you’re the one who changes people...” moment. I mean you can just hear it in the lyrics “How easier it is to give than to let yourself receive. For what you have given me came out of the blue. What you have done for me I never could do. Charity. Just who is helping who?”
5. “I’m A Beast (Reprise)” -Daddy Long Legs
If Jester ever does find out, I imagine our self deprecating wizard boy would say something along these lines.
6. “The Secret of Happiness” -Daddy Long Legs 
Just imagine this song paired with the Widogast’s Unicorn Hamster Amber moment and it will give you all the feels. “I've discovered, The secret of happiness is, All the stars that shine....That her happiness is more precious than mine...”
7. “Popular” -Wicked
Added for obvious Laura Bailey C2E2 2018 reasons ; ) Jester is giving our stinky wizard boy a makeover.
8. “Waving Through A Window” -Dear Evan Hanson 
Caleb closes himself off from the world and from other people because he’s so afraid of hurting them like he did his parent’s but ultimately he’s hurting himself. “Step out, step out of the sun. If you keep getting burned. Step out, step out of the sun. Because you've learned, because you've learned...”
9. “If I Could Tell Her” -Dear Evan Hanson
Caleb was one of the first members of the group to really see through Jester’s happy go lucky front and notice the feelings Jester keeps hidden deep down. Think especially the “I think it is an act. She is an amazing woman but talent is different then happiness” moment when Jester is dancing by herself. “And he wondered how you learned to dance. Like all the rest of the world isn't there But he kept it all inside his head. What he saw he left unsaid If I could tell her.”
10. “Suddenly Seymour” -Little Shop of Horrors 
Caleb has always been there for her waiting in the wings and I just also think of Jester with the “daddy left early, mama was poor” line. (Though on the contrary, The Ruby of the Sea is doing VERY well ;)
11. “I Know It’s Today” -Shrek the Musical
This is mostly a Jester song, Jester spent years shut up in her room like a blue Rapunzel. That can do a lot to a person.
12. “In My Own Little Corner” -Cinderella the Musical
Also another Jester song, while being shut up in her room, Jester’s imagination can still roam free. Who knew that her imagination would create a god? ;)
13. “Pulled” -Addams Family
Imagine Caleb singing this one, at the start of the campaign he was much more closed off but Jester’s perkiness can really rub off on a person and bring out the jokester underneath. Caleb is making more jokes and smiling more when Jester’s around. Though losing those defenses can be scary, especially when you have so much to protect with a past like Caleb’s.
14. “Who I’d Be” -Shrek the Musical
When I hear this song I immediately think of the moment when the others ask Caleb what he would have done after the Academy if he hadn’t met Trent and he wistfully mentioned how maybe he would have been a teacher with a lot of books and things to teach. But he doesn’t think he deserves such happiness. 
15. “I Think I Got You Beat” -Shrek the Musical
Think of early Jester and Caleb when they would argue about dirtiness or the differences in how they view money. Also keep in mind the hard pasts they both have had to overcome to get to where they are now and how they aren’t as different as they would think.
16. “Heaven’s Light” -Hunchback of Notre Dame
My poor boy Caleb is “uselessly in love” with Jester but he never believes that he deserves Jester’s light. “I knew I'd never know, That warm and loving glow Though I might wish with all my might, No face as hideous as my face, Was ever meant for Heaven's light..”
17. “Unworthy of Your Love” -Assassins 
Kind of in the same vein of the previous song, Caleb doesn’t believe he deserves someone as perfect and wonderful as Jester. Also, Jester as Squeaky Fromme pining after a cult leader like the Traveler seems pretty fitting ; )
18. “Evermore” -Beauty and the Beast 
“I'll never shake away the pain, I close my eyes but she's still there, I let her steal into my melancholy heart, It's more than I can bear”. Jester just has that effect on people. You can’t hide your heart forever Caleb.
19. “Being Alive” -Company
As Caleb starts opening up to the group more, he grows more confident and starts thinking maybe he does want people in his life. Maybe he does deserve love. Also, think of Yasha as the rest of the company urging him along like the classic “Do you love her?” scene. 
20. “That’s How You Know” -Enchanted 
Yasha and Nott being the unlikely matchmakers nudging Caleb along to open up more about his feelings always makes me smile, against Caleb’s classic pessimism. 
21. “Lost in the Woods” -Frozen 2 
Think Caleb and the group searching for Jester all that time after she was kidnapped. Maybe insert Frumpkin instead of Sven. ; )
22. “What Do You Know About Love?” -Frozen the Musical
Jester was cooped up for so long she has no idea what love is supposed to be besides what she reads about in her smut books. With this song, just think about the moment when Caleb and Jester were discussing Jester’s feelings for Fjord and what being in love is about.
23. “Inside Out” -Gentleman’s Guide to Love And Murder
Think the “Frumpkin is stored in my heart...then you must have a really big heart!” moment. Jester sees the good person within Caleb and his enormous heart. “An oyster shell itself is unassuming, But look inside, you'll find a pearl The man who otherwise is unpresuming, May share the same blood as an Earl.”
24. “Shall We Dance?” -King And I
The waltz scene. That’s all I gotta say.
25. “I Could Have Danced All Night” -My Fair Lady
Caleb could have danced forever with Jester. I was hoping they would have a reprise at the party but no such luck.
26. “I See The Light” -Tangled
Again, the Widogast Amber Lights moment gave me MAJOR floating lights in Tangled vibes and I was HERE FOR IT. 
Anyhoo, thank y’all for going on this musical journey with me. Word on the street is Critical Role might be coming back soon (but I hope they take the time they need to be as safe as possible). Until then I will continue to eat these small Widojest crumbs and play this song on repeat.
All credit for the cover art I referenced in the playlist goes completely to https://hla-rosa.tumblr.com/, please check them out!
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