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BG3 CHARACTERS REACTING TO BEING CALLED DADDY/MOMMY +18
characters included: karlach, astarion, halsin, gale, gortash
KARLACH
LOVES being called mama/mommy. probably suggests that you call her that before you can even bring it up
kind of plays into the caregiver role but only to an extent. it definitely feels like a character she shifts into. plays it VERY good though
usually something she reserves just for sex. if she calls herself mommy otherwise it’s probably in a nonsexual, playful manner (unless she’s teasing, which will be VERY obvious)
on the other hand…. if you call her mommy outside of sex….. she will be acting accordingly (your hole is getting obliterated promptly)
really, REALLY sweet when she goes into mommy mode 😭 like i don’t think could be a hard dom mommy if she tried. the two just don’t mix for her. consists of lots of praise and kisses and cooing
ASTARION
i’m sure he’s heard it before, but it’s different coming from you. he’s definitely taken aback at first. has to think about how he feels about it LMAO
makes him feel old af 😹😹 but he’s lowkey a sucker for an age gap dynamic so he has mixed feelings
eventually accepts how hot it is. once he sees you falling apart beneath him whimpering “daddy, daddy, daddy—“ his soul is SNATCHED !!!!!!!
loves to refer to himself as daddy to see your reaction— SO obsessed with the effect it has on you. he thinks it’s so sweet. will also use it to get you to do what he wants (using his powers for evil fr)
honestly wouldn’t have thought to introduce it to your relationship but he’s literally a natural. he already has the patronizing soft dom thing down so it flows pretty easily 😹💗
GORTASH
THE DADDY OF ALL TIME. DO NOT EVEN SPEAK TO HIM IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEGIN AND END EVERY SENTENCE WITH “DADDY”
refers to himself as daddy CONSTANTLY. will also do it outside of sex. literally a cringe discord daddy dom. but like. sexy. (will call you kitten)
HARD and MEAN daddy dom. can occasionally be sweet with it during aftercare though— “daddy’s so proud of you”
hearing you call him daddy makes him sooo weak. you can honestly get him to do anything for you if you whine “daddy” in a needy enough tone 😈 bonus points if you call him daddy in public. 100% wants everyone to know that you call him that
also super into the sugar daddy thing. loves to shower you in gifts and money. definitely a prominent dynamic in your relationship
GALE
legit stops him in his tracks. he’s like a deer in headlights. has no idea how to react LMAO
never considered himself daddy material before. he’s excited that you do though (he’s pumping his fist in the air and whispering “yesss” 😹😹) it’s a huge compliment for him
kind of awkward using it during sex at the beginning, he just doesn’t want to sound weird or anything. but if you encourage him he gets more confident with it and it’s so, so good
has such a good personality for it in terms of attentiveness/caring for you. plays daddy extremely well but he’d never admit it (still doesn’t believe he’s daddy material 😹)
gets SO flustered if you call him daddy in front of other people. even though he thinks it’s super hot he’d prefer for it to stay your little secret— it’s kind of sexier that way anyway
HALSIN
the most normal about being called daddy. doesn’t think it’s some huge deal or anything— he’s heard it before and it doesn’t phase him
integrates it into your sex life really smoothly (and into your everyday life if you want that). doesn’t care at all if people overhear and lowkey can embarrass you with how much he will readily refer to himself as that in public 😹😹 if you wanted him to wear a badge that said “[name]’s daddy” he would LMAO
always coming up with ways to get you to say it during sex, usually offering some kind of reward for it if you catch my drift 😼
the best at the caregiver role. does it so casually and it seems very normal for him. has such a good, soothing tone of voice for it too
the only downside is that it almost feels like he’s not as into it as you are. i mean he is but he’s so lax about it because he’s just like “kink is normal who cares !!” but like damn a little enthusiasm PLEASE
#take a shot every time u read the word daddy !! (alcohol poisoning speedrun)#bg3#bg3 headcanons#baldurs gate 3#halsin#gale dekarios#enver gortash#astarion#karlach#halsin x reader#gale dekarios x reader#enver gortash x reader#astarion x reader#karlach x reader#x reader#my headcanons
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BEGGING you to make more sub mk men content 😭 they're always dom in all the other hc's and it's refreshing to see something that's my cup of tea lol
oh? like this? throws this post behind me like a bouquet toss earthrealm guys here
mk1 hcs: how the outworld guys react to you riding them
y'all sure do love headcanons LMFAOO
i always try my best for most of the outworld cast cause i'm truly an earthrealm girly, but i got yall. yall really challenge me 😵💫
suggestive/mature content below the cut
Shang Tsung
This sly mf. He thought when you suggested riding, he'd be the one watching you writhe, but it's quite the opposite. Little did you know it was all an act. A fib; fairytale. He wants power, of course, but in the bedroom it's entirely different
Nothing will get him to submit fast than treating him like a common harlot. He's in desperate need of hair pulling, degradation, maybe even act like you're trying to kill him. He's into that shit! He's an aggressive man, so he should be treated as such
I'm talking fully dog this man out while you ride him. It'll drive him mad and make him crave it. Hell, slap him around and call him names and his gasps, groans, and deep whimpers will clear the air in no time! If you add small weapons to the mix or like a role play thing it's ON
He's literally the meme "don't bully me i'll cum" so do with that what you will!
Rain
Rain sexy ass...OOF. That smug "i am a demigod" attitude is punted out the window when you ride him. One single stroke of his hair and a caress of the jaw and just like that he's a slut!
Give him praises. He wouldn't handle degradation too well. On the outside he appears to have his shit together and doesn't have a care in the world about anybody else but his studies (and you), but he likes to be taken care of
If you want to be rougher or if he asks you to, really just pull his hair/give him love bites. idk it might just be me but i just wanna bite him sooo we're gonna say he likes bites! He's also super handsy but mostly when he's close
He's not very vocal but when he is i can see him as the kinda man that like...purrs, if that makes sense? If it don't i say he's a grunter and from groan city: population him
Reiko
Reiko has a hard time being submissive, but you just make it a little easier for him. You kinda have to coax him into it before every time you get intimate because he's made it clear he can do both and wants to try submitting more to the person he loves
It was your suggestion after a long time away for a mission. Poor dude was stressed da hell out! He's like Rain, a sucker for praise. Now that i'm really picturing it he'd prob be down to smother his face into your chest cause like, that's hot to him
When he's feeling particularly spicy definitely tie him down so he can't pull free no matter how much brute strength he uses. Hold his face and never break eye contact, he's all yours! If you call him any name that has the word "strong" in it he's like puddy in your hands
Prime grunt man here. He ain't whimpering unless you deny him of something, even then it goes from a coarse tone to soft
General Shao
Siiggghhhh 🙄 Shao likes the riding position the most. That's all thanks for coming to my Ted talk
LOL JUST KIDDING😹 He would appear like he's incapable of submission but like, this is YOU we're talking about. And he'd do anything for you. Literally.
A little birdy told me he loves when you grab his horns. Grab his horns. Grab them and make him look at you. This unbreakable wall of man yearns to be conquered by someone like you. Someone who dared to challenge him and never back down? By the Gods he has a breeding knk whether you can have kids or not. oh yeah, he'd beg. plead. he's gasping for air like pls just don't stop riding him LMAO he needs his mind off taking the throne for a few hours
whimpering little bitch which eventually turn into growls and grunts. takes a bow
Reptile
Syzoth is so subby I literally cannot picture him dominating a soul. Ashrah got that man on hold fr but anyway this about you
Typa dude to tear up when you ride him. You just look so damn good, and you make him feel so damn good. Dizzy eyes that he can barely keep open; I feel like he'd go brain numb from how fast he feels pleasure
I'm talking like because he's not originally human he's more sensitive. Now hear me out guys...two dicks....AHEM. DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER!! Both his dicks are very sensitive OHHHHHHHHH Reduce him to a sobbing, stuttering, gasping, mess. He needs it, wants it, loves it. It's up to you if you'd ride him in his og form ya nasty. He'd also have a tendency to leave bite marks on you like your chest, neck, and shoulders
Mister whimper over here there's nothing else he does but whimper and cry jesus almighty somebody give this man a HUG (hug him while you fuck him dumb/busts)
Havik
Banging my head against the wall rn lemme tap in...ok we here let's go.
Another kombatant who peruses power, but also very much attracted to it. He definitely likes to be dominated. He'd be into some real kinky shit too i know it. Literally all the above he don't wanna think about SHIT
He would thoroughly enjoy being completely helpless at your disposal as you ride him. He likes degradation more than praises but if you do give him the kind of praise that inflates his already massive ego. shoot down his arrogance while also maintaining it he fucking lives for it. he likes being choked or slapped too keep that in mind
This bitch growls and that's it. bro ain't got the lips to really make different sounds LMAO?? get yo fuckin dog bitch!!!
Baraka
You might be insane but we love that haha...! Monster fucker certificate checked at the door i understand i do
Absolutely no degradation here DO NOT!! Mf might start crying or give a monologue either way, steer clear. Be nice to him!!
He likes to be held, and he likes holding his partner. If this was confident Baraka from the previous timeline I'd say he likes fast and crazy over slow and romantic but that's not the case. Be immersed and in the moment with him, he clings onto the human interactions he got stripped from him 😞
Growls but that's mostly bc he deadass don't have lips either LMFAO😭
a/n: tearing my skin off rn I DID IT GUYS I DID IT TELL ME IM GREAT😎author likes praise too.
#n3ptoonz#mk1#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat#smut#mk smut#shang tsung#rain mk#rain mk1#mk havik#reptile mk#syzoth x reader#general shao#shao khan#mk reiko#baraka x reader#shang tsung x reader#rain x reader
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https://x.com/jungkovtae/status/1786711414331023545?s=46
How do they not get it? I just saw this post and i honestly don’t understand how taekookers don’t get it. Jk tells V he would like for them to ride together and the first thing V says is “why?”💀. Then Jungkook goes ahead to say he just wants to ride with hyung🥹 and then V says no and later says. “I feel like there is a reason”. Doesn’t anyone with a brain automatically understand just from this conversation that there is no way in hell these two are a couple? Why would ur boyfriend say he wants to ride together and you ask why? Plus V’s reaction clearly shows that he isn’t used to riding with Jk or used to Jk asking for them to ride together UNLESS there is a reason💀. So if there is no reason or ulterior motive, Jk wouldn’t feel the need to ride with Tae. So you mean to tell me that taekookers see things like these and still don’t get it?
Kinda reminds me of how when they were rookies, Jk picked V as the member he would like to share a room with and when he was asked why, he said so that they could play games all night. Compare this to him saying that Jimin is his all nighter buddy and that most nights, it’s just two of them together doing “something” and apparently he doesn’t even know what they do🤨. Notice how with Jimin he doesn’t need a reason to want to be with him at nights but he clearly says him wanting to share a room with V is mainly so they can play games at night. And then when you think about Jimin saying that Jk comes to knock on his hotel room door at 1am and stays in there for about 4hours at a time “doing nothing”. So once again, we are hearing that Jk isn’t going in there so much because he has something to do with Jimin (i mean he has something to do but we will talk about it later) but him just going in there and spending all that time in there just because he wants to and not for any particular reason.
How do they not get it? Lord knows if i ever hear Jimin say that Jk probably only wants to ride with him or do something with him for a reason, i am packing my bags. There is so many things that have given away so many clues that taekook are definitely not together even before taennie but these people just won’t take the hint.
Can you remember how shocked Tae and all the other members were in “Let’s BTS” when they thought Jk’s letter was for Tae? Tae looked so shocked like he knew Jk would never write to him and ofcourse, jk asked him to pass the letter to Hobi. But compare that to Jin and Tae being very sure that Jimin’s letter was for Jungkook and that it was going to be something “touching”. Also reminds me of winter package 2019 (i think) where Jk gives Tae that present. Tae looked so surprised like Jk was doing something he wasn’t used to. I mean i can get that look of surprise and joy when someone actually surprises you but the look of being shocked at someone doing something you didn’t expect them to do cuz they never do it, is different and that was the look on Tae’s face. When Jk was given that task to ignore Tae for 24 hours and Tae didn’t even notice and went ahead to say he didn’t notice because Jk always ignores him. Now, this is not me saying Jk hates tae or anything, no. Those two are thick as thieves and they are besties but everyone knows that boys just sometimes act like that but jk’s “boyfriend” definitely wouldn’t fail to notice if his boyfriend is ignoring him for that long. I don’t even want to get into Tae admitting about 3 times to not knowing Jk’s hotel rooms, over the years. How do you see all these and honestly think “yeah these two are boyfriends”? How????
Tae my darling bs detector 😹😹😹😹😹
He and Jk do share a brain cell when it comes to calling people out on their bs and I love it.
While Jk won't put Tae on the spot like that- Tae has the right level of petty to put Jk on the right side of the road for the kill😩😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
He'd just run him over like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You recall when he randomly blurted out that JK ignores him and that he's used to him ignoring him so when JK was deliberately ignoring him as part of a clue to a game they were playing he missed the clue.
Something like that I forget the details 😹😹😹
The level of pettiness and shady remarks between them should be enough to dispel the illusion but apparently it just flies over everyone's heads😹😹😹
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Hello (≧∇≦)/
Can you do a one-shot or headcanon with Leo x gn reader were Leo has a crush on the reader but is to shy to confess because he is a mutant but one day he discovers that the reader has a lot of fictional crushes on non human characters (like venom, Jack Skeleton, etc 😹) and that gives Leo more chances to confess?
your wish is my command, also it was a fun challenge and cute to think about also sorry if it a bit short
one-shot shy leo x gn reader (rottmnt)
just one chance of success
''Hey, Y/n i neeeeed'' Leo slowly turned away from them ''never mind'' he shyly mumbled like every other time he tried to confess. It was odd for leo to fell all these and not dare say a word. All because Y/n or at least the fear rejection mostly because he is a mutant this feeling swallowed him whole each time over and over.......
Leo was passing in his room back and forth. His mind filled with thoughts of how to confess to Y/n yet he felt helt back. swallowed in fear of rejection mostly stemming from the fact he is a mutant.
''What are you doing Leo?'' Donnie ask while givings his brother the eyebrow.
''Donnie, your a smart guy right?'' he said turning his attention towards his brother. his cheeks nearly as red as his markings.
''well I am a genius, -'' ''so say I have feels for someone, IN THEORY, however there human what are my chances seeing that a mutant?'' leo looked at his brother with puppy eyes even just cutting him off.
''unlikely...unless they have thing for such things, why?'' donnie asked.
''nooooooothing'' leo face showed a sad young man who heart was shattered,broken. donnie rolled his eyes, ''sure'' and turned around.
''LEO, DONNIE, RAPH, APRIL AND Y/N WANNA HANG OUT!'' Mikey yelled (in doctor delicta touch voice). Donnie and Raph both walked toward Mikey meanwhile Leo could feel his heart start to race yet he felt so hopeless. he stood there his brain spyringling in all driffed directions. He pretended to be his razzel dazzel self as he finally made his way to his brothers.
''come on there waiting for us, leo'' raph said giving his brother a pat on the back. ''sorry, purrfection takes time'' he joked as he smaged.
Y/n and april where sitting on the rooftop waiting for the boys.
''you like capper from mlp'' April said teasing there friend. ''and? he has ya'know'' Y/n said complete a tomato, while turning there head to the side. ''come on who ells'' April continued to tease as Y/n try to change the subject. Then they saw them ''he look the guys are here'' Y/n pointed out. ''hiiiiiiii'' Mikey geerted the two of them. donnie waved and Raph smiled. ''hey'' Leo said trying to act cool while his cheeks brighted a just a little. April smirked at Y/n '' so did you guys know datY/n likes Capper from mlp'' April anasont. Y/n turned into blushing mess. ''THE CAT'' Mikey gasp. Leo eyes winded looking at his crush (they like a mutant character) his hopes brought yet he felt so shy to tell them how he feels. ''Same Y/n'' Mikey said. Y/n panic slowly left them after hearing that. Leo graped to curish to sit next to Y/n as they sat down talking about fictional crushes. Leo felt his whole face burning the whole time. ''Y/n any other once'' Leo asked with a smug look on his face as he was dying from the inside. ''Umm...well nick wild...'' Y/n said in a shy tone. Leo was quite pleased to hear this a grin formed on his. ''and you?'' Y/n asked him. ''You'' Leo split out his whole face bright ''What'' Y/n face completely shocked. ''I SAID MEWTWO JEP TOTALLY NOT YOU,HAHAHA'' he felt his whole heart sink. he turned his face away from them. ''Oh, okay'' Y/n replied looking a little sad. Leo didn't say a word to Y/n for the rest of the night only blushing and looking away. On one hand he ad hope on the other he was still shy about. Maybe one day.
Y/n, sighed after they all parted ways. ''why does he get all shy around me'' Y/n mumbled to Themself. All they wanted was for Leo to feel comfortably but recently he has been getting all shy.....Y/n wonders why.
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bungo stray dogs with an s / o who sleeps ‘till the afternoon
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dazai, kunikida, ranpo
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gonna have to drink water after this 😼😼
enjoy !!!!
don’t you dare let him get on the damn bed istg ✋😐
DAZAI probably hasn’t showered in weeks and probably more than weeks and have you seen what job he takes damn
probably smells like shit and the outside and the outside smell after coming inside is disgusting
probably has dirt everywhere idk
anyway 😨😨
he’s like mood and then sleeps
watches you sleep idk 😧
he fake sleeps vv well and when you like, do smth when ur awake he’s like
“ur awake aren’t you 😝😝🫢🫢😼😼🤣🤣🤣”
doesnt mind if you do sleep in tbh ☹️
wake up no way your sleeping in 😋🫶
KUNIKIDA complains on how he’s gonna be late and how he’s gonna leave you at home
and not bring any food …
man ☹️
bugs you to set up an alarm and wake up by that alarm or else he’s seriously gonna leave to work without tell you 😧
dw he hasn’t done that yet 😹😹😝😝😋😋🫢🫢🫢😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳
on some days he lets you sleep in 🤨
and ur just there like
why did you not wake me up ☹️
off topic but i feel like he either has the most high pitch scream or the most monotone scream when trying to wake you up
ur finally wake ! you went to sleep for so long - huh, ada ? work ? - what r u talking abt 😹 let’s go back to sleep !
if you stay in bed RANPO stays in bed. if ranpo stays in bed he stays in bed unless there’s a case he actually wants to take idk
food ? drinks ? wdym he has a safe under the bed thats stuffed with snacks and energy drinks 🫵😹
only gets up to pee and take a shit and get the remote if you guys have a tv in ur room
if there’s a job all of a sudden that’s like actually important he dresses up and trusts you with his one and only babes 🫶
#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd kunikida#bsd ranpo#bungo stray dogs x reader#bsd x reader#bsd crack#dazai x reader#kunikida x reader#ranpo x reader#atlas writes !
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All jokes aside dont feel forced into being open about a selfship or even selfshipping with a character in general unless you want to. Last thing anyone wants is you feeling forced
no worries i don’t feel forced when i get pokes from my friends about this 😹
it’s literally just that with a very specific new f/o (yes some of you know who and a certain someone know’s this is 🫵🏾 YOUR FAULT ) the feelings all kinda hit hard at once and i just WASN’T READY 😹😹 i’ve never had a potential f/o crash into me like that the feelings usually politely knock on my door and then make themselves at home when i open the door
THIS ONE THOUGH there WEREN’T feelings until suddenly there WERE like i got backstabbed by feelings i got trojan horse’d by feelings i wasn’t READY to feel things for this one i didn’t think i WOULD feel things for this one but now im haunted by feelings and im struggling to process them
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our brains are not built for withstanding the intricacies of every opinion/politics/world events tossed at us at lightling speed. and we are not prepared for it unless we revert to using small internet communities one at a time. or you can be a scholar i guess, but at what cost?
this feels like facing an eldrich monster of information that drives everyone to madness unless you are prepared for it and take it down chunk by chunk.
wish people would stop spreading horrifically simplified information too, e.g. "IT'S A MONSTER!"
Anon you're sooooo right it IS an eldritch monster. And God, at what cost? At what cost indeed? I'm haunted. But at least I managed to shut down a potential Certified Thanksgiving Event (my nana saying the US shouldn't have pressured Israel to do a ceasefire) in a new and interesting way (explaining why Blinken should be given a medal of honor for not throttling him)
And there isn't even any material benefit. None. You can live your whole life without knowing about this stuff. I don't earn any money for it. I'm probably Tony Blinken's saddest loudest fanboy and I'm not even earning psyop money. What's even the reward in knowing? Peeping the horrors? Getting into arguments online trying to get other people to peep the horrors for some reason?
I'm not even a proper scholar! I'm a fraud! I use 1986-1987 Foreign Affairs publications from the dusty shelves of the IR office to make sure my fanfiction is accurate! And then I don't even write the fanfiction, but I keep the information with me, and I open one too many books and suddenly I know that Soviet diplomats were expelled from the UN in 1986. And all this other information from memoirs and biographies that nobody else has any reason to know. Because I'm at heart a comic fan who hunts down issues to study a character except there's no such thing as plot holes in real life, only unknown pieces of the puzzle.
And there's always more connections to learn about so I've done this for the past few years and how can I sum up years of peeping the horror into simple descriptions? I can't! Yet when someone's like "IT'S A MONSTER!" I don't take the Normal Person Route but I try to condense everything and it really doesn't work bc it's like trying to squish a 3d object onto a 2d plane. Not even in an engineering draft way, just a direct squish.
Anyway I'll say it again : u are so right <3
Also it's 2:15 am so I'm doubly incoherent 😔🙏 but your message is already so well written, it explains everything by itself 😹
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MY HEARTTTTT OH MY GOD this chapter was so much fun to read!! it was hilarious and almost pitiful to read Gojo’s passage and how he had do deep clean himself and his room 😭😭😭 smelling like dick is CRAZY
that part where you mentioned that Gojo knew about the reader even before Shoko knew the reader?? when did Shoko and the reader move in with each other? i vaguely recall the mention of Gojo talking about the reader nonstop for the past 3 years, but then at what point did the reader and Shoko meet and decide to move in?
also i was that anon that suggested the theory that Gojo might have “hurt” people before to isolate the reader (https://www.tumblr.com/kamiversee/745973714738397184/ive-always-wondered-why-the-reader-has-been-so), but now i can’t help but wonder if he even went as far as making sure that Shoko and the reader moved in with each other so he’d have more opportunities to see and talk to the reader… 🤔 it’s a really far fetched theory but it would make a lot of sense for his obsession
… unless the obsession on really started once Satoru started blackmailing the reader? but that makes things even more confusing 🥲 FUCK, KAMI
but that cut to the reader getting ready for her date with Shoko was so cute. i love that Shoko’s quick to show her bias towards Satoru, it’s so cute 🥹 throughout this story i’ve always wondered about what Shoko would think about this whole situation, how she’d react knowing that one of her best friends made her roommate go through horrible things. she’s so cute dude UGH SHOKO ENDGAME!!!
that part where Shoko’s talking about how love is powerful enough to make people do crazy things is feels like it’s going to be a recall moment for Choso to think back on once some crazy shit does happen 😔 i’m detecting angst in our future soon 🫣 Kami i’m not ready
i really hope this date goes well 😭😭😭 my anxious brain’s like “someone’s gonna crash it and ruin everything” but i’m hoping to god it’s not true. i need the reader and Choso to have ONE happy moment 😭😭😭😭😭 ONE ☝️‼️‼️‼️ THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER OMFG PLEEEEAAAASE
-☃️
Slight yap:
Ayy I’m glad this recent chap was fun & enjoyable tbh, it felt like sm of a filler episode ngl😭
Reader & Shoko moved in with each other during early summertime (so around June the year prior to the current year, HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE TnT)
Ofc tht theory was you, it’s always you cooking these masterpieces up😭🙏
Aaaand uhh, I CANT ASNWER ANYTHING !! 😛
Anywho, I’m glad the development between Shoko & the reader is clear because in the beginning I believe it is explained that they talked ofc but not as much so I’m glad I was able to show some form of growth !!
Also guys no angst is comingggg 😹 I think…
GLAD U ENJOYED THO !! Im excited to write Choso & the reader’s date ^.^
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just an FYI he said his first kiss was this girl, not his best kiss 😅 dont ask why i feel the need to correct but i do.
You're right! The question was asking him what his first kiss was like, and he was answering it in that context.
I think Anon said "best kiss" because later on after telling the story, Tom says smthg like:
"It's still to this day the best kiss I've ever had" lol. Obviously he was just joking 😅 (he was secretly dating Zendaya at this time...duh) He's not gonna go into detail of his more CURRENT rlshps or kisses in a public interview... like c'mon lol 😆
You have to remember that MOST celebrities try to keep their rlshps (even past ones) PRIVATE.
The "first kiss" in Billy Elliot story was a safe one to use.
I'm surprised more fans don't pick up on this very obvious "trick" that most celebrities do in interviews by now lol 😹
For example, if they ask a celebrity guy who his "celebrity crush" is, he'll usually respond by saying someone:
MUCH older
Most likely married or already taken (they definitely usually won't say someone single and around their age unless they're bold lol)
And someone EVERYONE in the general public prob has a crush on or views as desirable lol 😆
That's like when Z was on the Ellen show years ago, and Ellen was asking her who her crushes were and Ellen was throwing up various pictures of actors and musicians, and Zendaya kept saying "Leonardo DiCaprio" to almost every single question rofl 🤣 Or sometimes she'll say her childhood crush was "Michael Jackson" lol.
Now, I'm not gonna say she's lying or anything, coz she probably DID crush on Michael and Leo growing up lol 😆 (A lot of ppl did!) But let's GET REAL. 😏 She's not gonna mention her REAL celebrity crushes on a public media outlet lol 😆
Celebrities usually choose someone "safe" and unattainable that they can mention in case the dreaded "who's your celebrity crush" question comes up lol 😆
It's all about playing the game. 😊🤷🏾♀️
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Another headcanon round! How would Astarion, Gale, and Gortash respond to their lover getting sick?
ASTARION
he definitely thinks you’re overreacting at first 😹😹 he’ll say stuff like “stop being a baby 🙄 it’s just a small cold” OR he treats you like you’re radioactive because he’s scared of catching it himself 😹 but once he realizes it’s serious i feel like he’s lowkey so sweet…. he doesn’t know which herbs will soothe your stomach ache or the best ways to bring your fever down but he tries so hard 😭❤️ bless his heart for real. he worries about you SO MUCH MORE than he lets on. he’ll consistently check on how you’re feeling or ask you what you need. once you’re back in good health he absolutely teases you with shit like “you would have died without me” LMFAO (the correct response is to tease him back about what an anxiety-ridden mess he was)
GALE
SOUP. SO MUCH SOUP 😹😹😹 he is 100% convinced that a good bowl of soup ALONE will cure anything— as long as he makes it. he takes your illness with a lot of grace actually, i feel like that’s because he knows exactly what to do. he kind of turns into a doting mother 😹. will make sure you stay comfortable, well-fed, and always get your medicine on time. at first it’s really nice— it’ll have you wishing you got sick more often lmao. although i do think he can get a bit overbearing with it. like he doesn’t really believe you when you say you’re feeling better. you have to prove to him you’re fine, and even then he’ll give you some skeptical glances 😹 don’t even think about casually coughing or sneezing around him either, you better hold it back for dear life
GORTASH
he personally won’t take care of you (he’s pretty busy) but will make sure his servants aren’t lacking for even a SECOND. you’re getting around the clock care i’m talking massages, meals in bed, hell even entertainment 😹😹 you want a puppet show? boom. three seconds later people are scrambling to put together a puppet show like their lives depend on it (it does). it honestly doesn’t matter how sick you actually are, he always wants you at the best that you can be, so you WILL be getting top-notch treatment no matter what 😹 he comes to check on you multiple times a day and will make sure you don’t have any complaints lol. unless you’re extremely ill he’s not super concerned, only because he’s confident in his ability to keep his staff in shape 😹😹
#oh brother i kind of sat on this one for a while OOPSIE#not on purpose btw LMAO i had to write like 5-6 papers in the span of a few weeks *thousand yard stare meme*#bg3#enver gortash#astarion#gale dekarios#astarion x reader#enver gortash x reader#gale dekarios x reader#my headcanons#asks
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Hi!! 9, 16, 25 and one you’d like to answer but haven’t been asked yet, please and thanks!
hi kimberly!! :) tysm for the ask <33
9. what are their thoughts on having children?
ohhh god i hope this isn't controversial but yknow! i don't think they have many thoughts on having children when they're younger due to being queer men in the middle of a war bc just. unlike jily having children the old-fashioned way isn't something they'd have to actively WORRY about (unless we are in mpreg land or something but i have not rly ventured to that land fic wise so cannot rly speak to it lol?!) and it certainly isn't an ideal TIME in either of their lives to become a caretaker so (!). nor is the second war/grimmauld a great time or place for a baby?! so just due to various circumstances it seems like kids would be so far from their minds, not even really a question/consideration for the two of them. BUT i do think sirius takes the godfather role v seriously & sees harry as the closest he'll ever have to "his own" kid, loves him very dearly, would do anything to protect him, etc.
also lil sidenote that i DO think remus probably does not ever want or intend to have biological kids, even canonically in DH etc he is like... weirdly shocked by tonks's pregnancy & horrified by the possibility of passing on his lycanthropy so! i think that indicates that fairly early in life he probably wrote off the possibility of having biological kids & assumed for most of his life that that was just not an option for him. nor would adoption probably be an option for him due to impoverished werewolf status etc 😹.
16. can they stay up all night just talking?
omg DUH!!!! and they do, at hogwarts, frequently, before ever being in any sort of romantic relationship etc etc.
25. do they have any hobbies they share?
ohhh tough question! i feel like ... remus totally takes padfoot for morning walks in the park so :). that is kind of "shared"! they definitely share the crossword in the mornings... they don't really have the same taste in music (but some overlap for sure) or literature and remus doesn't like to fly or fix up motorbikes 😹. mm BUT i guess if you count mischief as a hobby they 1000% share that (and w/ the other marauders ofc!). & i def think they'd like to watch films together bc sirius loves muggle things & remus just likes films lol.
hmmm and one i'd like to answer & haven't been asked let's go with...
13. who’s the bigger tease?
thought this one was funny so remus :) obviously
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very Long time ago I wanted to request you if it’s possible to do threesome reader with zhongli and childe fic, then you post the dragons don't share fic and knew it’ll not be possible looking at the universe of your fic 😹 ( I noticed the zhongli ones creates timeline of events as if it’s slice of life but nsfw, scattered little bit but easy to track ) !
in That fic universe Zhongli probably will not allow it since he is married now and he is only for his wife Alone and same for his wife ( marriage logic), unlike the one with kaeya and resonance fics which the events before he marry the reader.
I wanted to share you this because I thought its ok to share for laughs? Hahahaha
I would entertain the idea if it's done in a healthy way, I've done stories with three-ways. (Zhongli x reader x Kaeya) (Simeon x reader x Lucifer) It's really hard for me to write polyamory because of personal traumas. So, I stay clear of it because of that reason.
If it can be brought up in a healthy way, I can entertain the idea for a story. I don't like possessive, or jealousy being played upon because essentially it is an unhealthy trait in a relationship to show possessiveness in the form of aggressive "you're mine only!" versus "hey, I noticed you were hit on, and I'm not okay with that." The two dynamics are very different. one feels healthy while the other feels abusive.
If you have to remind a partner "you're only mine" in a manner of pinning someone and essentially turning a situation into a dub-con scenario. it's unhealthy.
For Zhongli x reader x Childe dynamics, if I wrote it in the form of an established relationship, it can be done.
I just don't like jealousy/possessive behavior. (I survived this)
Alot of people miss this clue early in bad relationships, that if someone expresses "polyamory, but only I can get other people." It's abusive. It's glorified cheating. There isn't anything healthy about it. and I want to capitalize on healthy relationship dynamics in my writing.
I also write every story in their own universes. There isn't really any continuations of one story into another unless I relate the two with "hey this is a spin off this story, check this one out to know the premise."
The dragon's don't share universe would not have a continuation where Childe is brought in for a three-way. but a stand alone would.
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I really appreciate that you’re so consistent with your updates. I have trust issues with writers sometimes 😹😹 I used to have this rule that I never read a story unless it’s marked complete! For me, when I read a a story and get invested and fall in love with the characters, it’s the worst thing in the world when I realize the author hasn’t updated in a year☠️ of course it’s their right to update when they want it’s their story but as a reader it’s soul crushing!! I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your consistency😍🥰
HIII omg thank you so much for this <33 and yeah omg i feel u. i've experienced something like that too, and some people may never understand but it really is heart-rending to encounter stories like that. i know that their authors must have their reasons, but for the heart of the reader, it's cruel and i've felt that before😭 i might sound like I'm exaggerating but like a year or two ago, i was reading this story and it suddenly got dropped. and now, i think about that story every morning that i wake up. it's like a curse, it's the first thing in my mind and it kills me everyday that i never got to see the conclusion of it. i dont want people to be scarred like that. I truly appreciate this, nonnie !! thank you so, sooooo much 🥺♥️
i talked a lot omg lmao. i got carried away, sorry😭
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hehe yessss flans are godsend and if it’s like storebought puddings, purins are the best kinds !!! !!! the amt of times i relied on them whenever im down with a cold....... and i love the texture so so muchhhhhh HAHAHAJSHSKJS i feel like the 🍙 anon is just a calm & collected version of myself... they mentioned sketching too haha! one of my hobbies is also drawing a bit! if we were friends, im the clown friend and they’re the smarty friend 😹 the way they talk is also cool soooooo - 🍮
Yesss I love me some flan. I'm actually visiting my Latino family these holidays so I am filling up on all the good food I miss man 😔
But yes, you and 🍙 anon are similar but like on different ends of the spectrum when it comes to simps. I'm more in the middle half the time unless I'm down down bad-
But I love all my anons cause yall are so funny and sweet <3
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You might be among the most interesting mutuals I have. I'm glad I asked that very vague question, because it gave me a lot of insight into you 🥺
So now I have to balance it out with something silly: bare feet, socks, slippers, or shoes when you're walking around the house? (There's a right answer 😹)
Aw really? That’s really sweet ^_^
sigh. okay. I wear socks in the house a lot unless the floors are really clean bc of sensory issues. I have walked on my toes my entire life bc of this. Also I have cold feets a lot so wool socks are my bffs. I would prefer to be barefoot but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ getting a pair of slippers recently has been pretty life changing tbh.
if I am tackling a big cleaning project this is silly but I will sometimes put on…like a fancy outfit or a costume and some nice shoes, usually heeled, to kinda motivate myself I guess? Idk why it works but it does. 😂 heels are also more comfortable for me bc of the toe walking thing. So I am not 100% against shoes in the house. And if I’m at someone’s house taking my shoes off makes me feel weird and anxious. So I prefer to keep them on if I’m just visiting for a while. Pls don’t hurt me.
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