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i’m not saying eat the rich but like if they were to eat each other i wouldn’t be mad
#titan submersible#titan submarine#news#capitalism#THEYRE ALL FUCKING BILLIONAIRES#anti capitalism#current events#titanic#eat the rich#not literally#unless…
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Darkley's family; spotted
#imagine going to an evil school and yr parents look like theyre named bob and sammy. not even evil bob and evil sammy#unless theyre actually billionaires in which case yes they ARE villains yknow#also that woman is the same one who was in e12#the one whos kid was like 'see mommy? snaaaaaakes'#BUT her husband had black hair...#either he got it dyed or some drama happened in the see-mommy-snaaaaaaakes family and i wanna hear more#/hj#ninjago
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some of yall are acting a little weird about the titan thing im ngl
#lee speaks#titan#titanic#oceangate#like yeah the people on there probably did shady shit to get all the money they have or had#i mean at least two of them are billionaires and one of them is the fucking ceo of oceangate#but like. i don’t think that necessarily means that the other billionaire should have to watch his son slowly suffocate to death#maybe im a bootlicker for that#i just would rather have wealth distribution than like. killing rich peoples children in front of them#and i know most of yall didnt know who the billionaire and his son were before this whole thing#i know very few of you actually disliked them before this whole submarine thing#for the most part the way to deal with billionaires is wealth distribution#and letting them have like 1 to .25 percent of their wealth#bc like. theyre a billionaire they can probably live comfortably with that#unless the son has done some shady shit of his own i dont think we should necessarily be punishing him#for the shady shit his dad mightve done
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i’ve always said that i do not care if everyone behind their screen is a fuckface loser peace of shit as long as they are using their platform for good. so i just don’t understand how what you posted about trying to consume svt in different ways is bad ??? like i personally deal with depression and watching gose is happiness that i don’t get often so seeing what you posted actually helped out a lot. you ever seen that thing on tiktok with the bean soup ?? where someone is showing a bean soup recipe and there’s a comment that says “what if i don’t like beans?” ??? like why does everyone feel the need to insert themselves in things that do not concern them ??? i am so sorry for ranting but that’s so annoying. that anon just wants to feel better than everyone else and it’s a shame because we’re all out here doing our best and trying our hardest to help palestine in all the ways that we can. that energy should really be put towards the fucking billionaires of the world who haven’t done or said shit my gosh. sorry again !!!
😭 look i get what theyre trying to say, theyre annoyed bc ppl who are talking about boycotting arent doing it fully or arent 100% committed to it but god at least theyre trying?????? its like saying theyre not allowed to talk abt these concerns unless theyre ridding themselves of "kpop boys" fully. jesus christ let people try please
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AMERICAN STATE TRANSIT ROAD SYSTEMS I DROVE ON TIER LIST:
C- (highest possible rating): texas they go beastmode on this kings of the game by far
D+: kentucky its unlikely anything will render your car inoperable unless you meet one of the 250 drunk driving billionaires per square kilometer in the horse part of the state but i cant blame the DoT for that
D: indiana (consistently only kinda really bad) missouri (highs and lows but lots of lows)
D-: oklahoma (if only i could score the tolled untolled and okc parts separately cus theyre all so insanely different. OKC is kind of mindbogglingly bad), new mexico (really good when its really good and really really really bad when its really bad which it usually is)
F---------: illinois come on abe
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aside from the fact that ppl who can do cool shit and follow through with it arent talking about it online unless they want to get caught; aside from the fact that "firebomb a walmart" is obv a strawman a liberal bloodthirsty for the status quo came up with;
how in the hell is your response to "ppl are talking a bigger game than theyre actually playing" to tell people they should just give up and get on the carousel of fascism (electoralism)? and not to urge ppl to actually play some version of the big game theyre talking?
(i know i know its the bloodthirst and sollipsism. the life of the billionaire is not for the taking, how dare you? its his right to directly cause incalculable amounts of suffering and death as long as its not in my neighborhood)
#and if you're the type of person to see the “youre not firebombing a walmart” strawman talking point and#say “well i will.” youre a mindless reactionary and you need to figure out a way to get better than that#or possibly they're ops. in which case also get better soon
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hatred hour?? sign me the fuck up i am so full of rage right now.
on a more serious note i believe that rich people and politicians who don’t use their power for good should die. they contribute to making the world worse just by existing, so if they don’t try and change that power into something that can benefit others, they should die. also any multi-billionaires should die automatically because there is no way someone with good morals can amass that much wealth.
on a less serious but still rage-filled note, catholic school teachers should die. i don’t know if it’s just my school or what, but they are the most ignorant, condescending, unhelpful people i’ve ever met. specifically the english teachers. i envy people who say they were friends with their english teachers in high school because even back in middle school they were always the worst.
also i think people who comment on other people’s bodies for no reason (dance teachers and gymnastics coaches im looking at you) should die.
sorry for the long ask i wasnt lying when i said i was full of rage
No do not apologize, i want this to be a safe space for people to vent unless i state otherwise. Hatred Hour has been going on all day. Im sorry i cant help more tbh than just listening.
I dont have first-hand experience with catholic school teachers since that's not really a thing here afaik, but from my experience, religious institutions are just there to instill fear into people and dictate how they'll behave (tbh i dont think children should be pushed into any ideology young since theyre so impressionable but that might be a bit too risqué to say, idk, i dont really care rn, ive clearly been manically depressed today). Im sorry you had such a bad experience with your english teachers, i hope they didnt fully ruin the subjects they taught for you:(
#when i was living in the states we had our cheer practices in a church because the school didnt have space#and one time i got in a trouble for being a bitch online (i was much more closely examined to see if i give them any reason to deport me)#and i had complained about a basketball player from a rival school who had jumped in the bleachers and cracked my phone#screen#and the cheer coach took me to the back of the church in a pure white room with only a table and a bible on it#and it was such a bizarre experience#i think i was too scared to even fight back#if you need to moralize someone with religion youve already lost (and i imagine this is what catholic schools do?)#again i went off topics sorry#ask#hatred hour#bee🌼
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Has anyone else had a big hooker bug die off? Everytime @nasa shoots a rocket I lose about half a cup of bio-material. Yesterday gold dust was spouting out of me like a mica beach. I look like a California river gold rush after those rocket launches. Is there anyway we can cure sex Addictions with hookers? I just say no. My understanding is @donaldtrump will be arrested for spreading Syphalis in Fairfield, Iowa with Vivek hookers and China will be charged as well as all the secret Service men. Theyre scared. My brother, x and Elon will likely be complicit as his tech PR #RewindAI slaves. Dr. Sunil Rawal was kidnapped for creation of dumb memes. No one liked the @davidlynch terrorism of our artists. Maharishi made a mistake leaving tm.org to a man that's essentially bought out by hookers 30+ years younger than him. They're trying to force this old man model on the rest of us! There's a reason why Dr. Jill Biden is hooking for a new husband. That nanny model- like Alexandria Martinex Devasier Taft - that seduces Billionaires for step daddy judges and attys is out! We found the #Epstein of our family. My uncle atty Jim Mahoney likely raped my brother and his eldest son James. James joined the army and when my mother referred him to tm.org Deborah Ponneman of dress for Success in Chicago- did a bait abd switch- and taught him Art Of Living. That's the hookers plagiarized technique that doesn't work! There's no blessings of the Gurus or lineage. @joshradnor sintered up with a pseudo Guru and has had worst luck! I told him I wouldn't marry him unless he fixed his meditation practice abd educated Jews about violence of circumcision. Josh failed to do this and was too squeamish to assist us in court other than a song. I really think he was trying to hook me for his boss Joe Sachs of ER. Gross Jewish attys felt their @himym-life-lessons story line was more important than my kids? Please remove me from @himymthings-blog hit list! We would never marry any man that was greenwashing baby factories and pedophilia through poisoning moms! Sad that Josh is in a cinservatirship from a Spin Dr. It's not his fault. Likely his father raped him and colleagues as they're terrorising @elonmuskfans and celebrity friends with prostitution scam. Please don't let your kids or wives on porn x while they're pimping globe. @cobie-smulders-sanctuary Hopefully @elonmuskfans will fix it today. In meantime could you raise $500t for our mommy charity for the murders in political wars since? Thankyou Mamma Goddesses! We need to rise since our pilots are raped blind. Someone's gotta fly. Moms need own spaceships and 99% of @nasa budget for our success. Astronauts dicks fell off and Stirling Men's group lost their dicks. War is over! Hallelujah! Can we get our kids now?
#ReportCards #Verdict #Facts #refunds #WeLoveYouAnyways
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i know commercials make it seem romantic to “surprise” your partner with a major life/financial decision (like a puppy or a car) but it’s a very bad idea
you shouldn’t be making any major decisions that affect your partner without consulting them first!
don’t forget that the reason why surprise proposals became a Thing is because the diamond industry figured out that men will spend more money on a ring if the woman isn’t involved
companies don’t care about your relationship, they care about you spending as much as possible
plus, imagine how much more fun you’d have picking out the perfect puppy with your partner or going with them to the car dealership and letting them pick out their favorite color/model. suddenly a gift filled with uncertainty (what if’s too much commitment for them? what if they wanted a really specific type? what if they hate it?) becomes a fun bonding opportunity where they get to choose exactly what they want and you get to see their joy throughout every part of the process
tl;dr don’t make any long term decisions that involve your partner without involving them, regardless of the occasion
#christmas#the holidays#christmas gifts#christmas presents#christmas psa#holiday psa#also being put in boxes is really bad for puppies#and SO many puppies are returned after the holidays#christmas puppies are just a bad idea in generla#i guess theoretically it would be mostly fine to buy ur partner a car if ur like... a billionaire and regularly spend that much on presents#but if ur gonna have to make car payments in the future? yeah that's gonna affect ur partner#esp if u guys have intertwined finances#i also hate surprise proposals tbh#don't propose to ur partner unless ur 100% sure theyre gonna say yes???#and you've talked abt marriage and know how they feel abt it??#with u specifically??#lots of hills to die on here
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When they realize theyre in love hcs <3
Characters: Bachira, Isagi, Rin, Reo, Nagi
Note: gender neutral reader
Bachira
Is all over you..this man has no shame
It's kinda obvious to everyone but him
And one day you don't show up to school and the whole day he's kinda bummed out
He can't help it! He's too busy thinking about if you're ok
One of his classmates makes an off hand comment along the lines of "Tsk, you really have it bad for her don't you?"
Kinda panics for a moment because...does he?
The more he thinks about it the more it makes sense so when you do come back he's kinda stand offish at first and suddenly really akward and blushing
But eventually, he comes around and is back to normal, just with a bit more intention to his touches and comments now
Isagi
When he realizes he likes you you two are waiting inside the library for the rain to stop so you can get to lunch. You make some cheesy joke about not minding spending extra time with him and boom he starts blushing/stuttering
Tries to rationalize it
Becomes wayyy more observant about you
You have a favorite subject? Suddenly he knows everything about it
Suddenly remembers your birthday
Tries to make it less obvious though
Would literally pine after you for years before ever telling you
Fear of rejection go BR
Rin
Lowkey never realizes he likes you..this man lives in constant denial
When you two play a mock soccer match during a free period and you actually win by a sliver but don't rub it in his face, he kinda feels his heart speed up and congratulates you for not being so "lukewarm"
You do a little laugh and rush off to your next class and he's just left there like "well that happened"
Tries to avoid you after that bc he doesn't want to admit he likes you
But when you two do meet, he asks a lot of really observant questions
Vaugeposts about you on social media
His friends def try to convince you to hang out with them more and he hates them for it
You probably catch on quicker than he does himself lol
Reo
He kinda has a love at first sight moment when you get the top grade in your class by some miracle
He thinks he's smooth as water so he like walks up to you after class and congratulates you
And you're like "who are you???? tf"
When I tell you his attraction goes through the roof bc you have no idea he's like..a billionaire
Tries to be around you all the time and is really over the top with his gestures
Introduces you to Nagi lmaoo
Really mushy and firmly believes you two should date eventually
Probably has your wedding planned out, broski is fast as hell
Nagi
It takes a lot to catch his intrest so you probably had a high score on like all the games at the arcade or something. He's running from game to game trying like hell to get #1 again.
You're just watching the chaos unfold in the corner lmao
I mean eventually he figures out it's you and has an "oh shit theyre hot" moment
Gets very in-the-zone playing arcade games with you and you two end up with a bunch of tickets
He offers to get you something with his tickets too because "you beat me anyway."
When he finds out you two go to the same school he starts hanging out with you a ton
You lowkey would never know unless he told you bc he has no energy to be over the top
But his hints that he likes you are very subtle and nice [ex: letting you borrow his stuff]
#blue lock hcs#blue lock#bllk#WOAH my inspo is back h e l l o#blue lock headcannons#nagi seishirou#reo mikage#isagi blue lock#bachira meguru#rin itoshi
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Hi ok i also cannot stop thinking about The Batman and this is your permission to just dump all of ur thoughts about it cuz I wanna know :0c (also what's ur favorite song on the soundtrack ??)
HI JAY! thank you for asking i've not been normal since i watched it
spoilers for the batman (obviously)
oh my GOD. this movie was so spectacular. i think it was really incredible and better than the dark knight trilogy (i've heard like, weird dudebros say it's not as good so i want to say it) and i do think it's a movie that understands batman more than movies have ever before.
first of all, the movie didn't drag. three whole hours in the movie theater and i was on the edge of my seat the entire time! i didn't find myself bored or wanting to pull out my phone or anything the entire time. it keeps your interest and it doesn't let go, and amazingly it's able to do this without like, an action scene or a forced quip every other second (i'm vagueposting about the mcu right now). i think the main criticism i've seen in other reviews is that it was far too dark, or not funny enough, but i sincerely think it was fine. it was dark, yeah, but i did enjoy it and it added to the noir atmosphere. also idk why theyre saying it wasnt funny because i laughed at a few parts. the comedy was organic and not forced. it was fun!
bruce/batman himself was also such a good character. i liked that they strayed away from the ‘cocky billionaire’ bit and more into the ‘weird recluse guy’ bit. he is so obsessed with his city and the crime in his city and the fact that he pours himself into his work like this is very very compelling to me. instead of putting effort into keeping up appearances as bruce wayne, he really has himself convinced that he will not make a difference unless he lives out this fantasy of being gotham’s hero. nobody asked him to do this (and according to the prequel novel which i read for some reason, he really just made it up on the spot) and yet he realized that going out there and fighting will make a difference. WHICH BRINGS ME TO...
riddler! oh riddler. this boy. so something that this movie does expertly is explore the relationship between bruce wayne and gotham. rarely does a piece of media confront the idea that it is batman that created these monstrous villans, and yet this one does it so nicely. as batman rose, a confusing symbol of justice and vengeance, fucking weirdos also rise out of the woodworks and think they can do the same thing. one of my favorite aspects of the movie was riddler’s insistence that he and batman are one and the same, and that they were working together the entire time. it’s a reality that bruce can’t accept, the fact that riddler really just wanted to bring justice to the world that was cruel to him and becoming a masked symbol would be able to achieve this.
the riddler is genuinely terrifying in my opinion. he’s scary in the same way that the joker from joker was scary. he was realistic; he’s some normal guy who wants to make a change and he will do anything for it, garnering a strong social media presence and effectively stirring up trouble. and when he’s unmasked... he’s a normal guy. he’s a forensic accountant. he lives a normal life by day, and is just a total freak by night. i thought that was really cool. in the past, these villains have been outwardly and openly weirdos, but riddler was literally some guy i’d see in a normal cafe or something (ordering a pumpkin pie).
i’ve seen people complain about his lack of flamboyance and sparkle. however, i believe that this new riddler works perfectly for the new age. he’s creepy, he’s realistic, and he’s a so interesting to watch. i love him.
changing the subject now, catwoman was excellent as well. the plot twist of her connection with falcone was insane. i loved watching her and bruce’s interactions the whole movie. i will say that i already adored catwoman and batman and their relationship, but seeing them in this fresher perspective was also just so, so good. zoe kravitz’s performance was jsut so so good, and i loved this new take on her character. she was new, and yet she still encompassed the same things that make catwoman catwoman :)
everyone’s performance was so amazing, and i havent even touched on jim gordon or the penguin. i can elaborate on them too, but i think this is getting a little long. thank you thank you thank you for asking!
(p. s., i love a lot of tracks on the soundtrack! crossing the feline is really great :3)
#i would also love to talk about the cinematography and lighting. another time#asks#jayisabluebird#THANK YOU AGAIN FOR ASKING!!#the batman#batman#dc#the batman spoilers
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iris, rhododendron, and ivy for the headcanons!
✨ @emptyvictory. meme. still accepting!
iris : if your muse could convey one last message to someone they have lost or left behind , what would it be ?
wanna know the crazy thing??? vi’s never... really lost anyone. or left anyone behind. i mean, not to a point where it would affect him deeply. does his ex count in this? virote broke up with him first. he was the one to step out when he couldnt take being treated like shit. and he’d only have one thing to say to anthony: ‘ don’t let me see you out in public. ’ not that he’d do anything, he’d be too frozen in fear. but he’d have something done about it. somehow!!!
rhododendron : is your muse receptive to warnings & advice given by others ?
rarely is he ever given advice due to the fact that hes usually the one giving advice in the first place. and even if he did get advice, he’d be very defiant by nature. hes a very dont tell me what to do type of little man... but in any case, he sure dont listen! and he dont listen to warnings either! dont worry aobut him. worry about yourself. he can handle it. he can take it. dont warn him about anything. there’s a 99% chance he’s thought the situation ahead and is a few steps ahead of you anyway.
and when it comes to taking risks, he weighs his pros and cons. he’ll even warn himself. but it’s a losing argument. everythings been considered. he plays dumb, but his brain is a machine.
ivy : what are your muse’s views on marriage ? do they believe it is something strictly for love , or an institution rooted in business & social benefits ? do they desire or have they desired to be married ?
his parents have a beautiful relationship and he wants to see what its like, too. vi is definitely
prince. the marrying kind.mp3
he will most certainly sit there and fantasize about what kind of wedding he wants. of course, theyre never fancy... if his manz wants something flashy, he’ll go along with it but for the most part he wants something small, intimate, in a garden. small so that u have to focus on what he’s wearing glfkgjdklgjdf. there’s no social benefits in it for him because no one has more than he does and they literally never will unless he encounters another billionaire heir or some shit.
and even then he dont give a fuck about that.
yes he wants to get married so badly... something about it is so alluring to him. virote’s inexperienced with love but omg he wants to get married soooo bad..... hes tryna take up someones last name baybeeeeee.
#( 🌙 ABOUT! AN AURA OF MOONLIGHT AND DARK NEON. ✨ )#emptyvictory#/ he luvs the thought of wedding cake testing too..... give him a fork....
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i just realized that whats scary about having so many billionaires in charge of the "free market" is that strikes and boycotts wont phase them unless theyre completely unified and they go on for a really long time, neither of which seem likely with how people treat one another. yet another ballot for "eat the rich" i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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oh boy 1) 2, 5, 7, 10, 15 || 2) 3, 7, 9 || 3) 6, 7, 20 || 4) 4, 9, 27 || part five is embarrassing so none of that shit 💓 || 6) 2, 4, 10 || i gave u so many because i lov u but i'm also fucked up 🍊🌿💐💓
mars i lov u , also don’t worry i’m vain and i love answering questions abt myself so this works perfectly 😌🍯☁️✨🍓🍃 HOLD ONTO UR BUTT THIS IS A LOT :
( part 1 ) 🍨
Have you ever cut your hair yourself?
a: as a kid i think i got something stuff in my hair , gum or ? i’m unsure it’s a foggy memory but i just cut my hair and my mom got soooooo mad bc we had a friend who was a hairdresser and we didn’t tell her or anything and we just cut it , tbh it was pretty liberating but at the same time i don’t remember if i did a good job or not 💀
Do you collect anything?
a: mmm, jars ...... me telling myself i’m gonna gather jars for spellwork and i never actually do it so i just have a shit ton of mason jars , emptied candle jars , small flasks with cork screw lids all sitting around my crystals and incense ect....... rip me.
Are you a fan of bread and butter?
a: yes! i eat fried bread w/ light butter for breakfast most mornings , probably unhealthy but like.......it’s very yummy..... 😔
Have you ever almost died?
a: ive almost drowned at least 3 times, this racist dude thst i almost beat the shit out of nearly ran me over on my way home with his redneck truck ( forgetting i knew where he lived ) , almost asphyxiated myself by swallowing melted chocolate at least 3 /4 times , almost got into a head on collision at a 4 way once, when i jumped from the side of my grandfathers sailboat onto the docks i wasn’t considering how big the leap was and landed fine but almost fell back and would’ve been crushed between the boat and dock , and i thought i was going to die when this homeless man glared me down intensely at the local burger king as i ate my chicken and lowkey cried bc i was also going through an emotional meltdown ( unrelated to said homeless man making vicious murder eyes at me , but that sure didn’t help lol ) i’ve also died a lot in my dreams / almost died in dreamscapes ..... long winded answer but hi mars i’m also fucked up 😌
Favorite animal?
a: GELADA MONKEYS! LOOK THEM UP PLS THEYRE AMAZING I LOVE THEM! BIG FLUFFY BOYS!
( part 2 ) 🥧
Do you believe the butterfly effect is real?
a: hm... i feel like every action mayhaps has some sort of consequence but personally i’ve been seeing that like, how can this be true when you have billionaires who use slave/sweatshops/prison labor but yet are rewarded with vast riches? how can you have all of these people of power constantly doing bad , horrible things and not getting their karma? will they get it ten fold? down the road? is their karma their internal struggles? do they not have any moral qualms? are they MAKING the karma for others? these are questions i constantly ask myself to be quite honest....
Do you believe in witches and/or magic?
a: yes , for the most part. there are some i believe because i can feel it , their energy and majesty in the way they hold themselves and how they view the world, some people just scare me with how they go through life with such certainty on everything, certainty terrifies me to be honest. i do definitely believe in magic! it’s in everything! from someone cooking you something that you regularly cook but it tastes better bc they made it? magic! it’s everywhere! and also practical magic ( spellwork / spirit work / deity & entity work / tarot & oracle ect ) it all interests me and i love talking about it , to people who also believe and practice and KNOW AND RESPECT CULTURE/ HERITAGE / CLOSED PRACTICES! c:
Do you believe in anything mythical/supernatural? (Bigfoot, Mermaids, Vampires, etc.)
a: sorta , i’ve had too many rhythmic taps / scratches on my window in the deep hours of the night to not believe. i’m not sure if i believe in vampires as in modern mainstream standpoint but i’m pretty open to just about anything existing..it’s just this world is so weird and i’d be naive to think that just bc i can’t perceive it with my own eyes, it just simply doesn’t exist... u know?
( part 3 ) 🍡
If a friend called you to help hide a body, would you help or turn them in?
a: i ain’t no snitch. also kinda depends on the friend, bc i wouldn’t turn anyone in regardless ( unless they killed someone innocent / were a budding serial killer omg ) but like do i answer calls? rarely , am i also the one everyone always goes to? yes. either way i’d prolly help you bury the body, answering the phone however? another story. ( who am i kidding i’d be so excited that a friend wants to talk or smth then get roped into this whole drama episode )
Have you ever had a crush on someone that, now as you look back, is completely embarrassing?
a: YES , STORY TIME! okay so i was like 17/18 and i liked this guy and at the time i thought i was being soooooo oblivious about it , but like a few months later a friend was like ‘ did u like so and so? ‘ and i was like ‘ was it that obvious? ‘ and they were all like ‘ painfully ‘ and to this day i still get randomly reminded by my brain how stupid , cringe worthy and weird i acted , like my brain is relentless in reminding me how fucking fat of an L that whole crush thing was........ 🙃
How would you react if you had a secret admirer?
a: depends, ive had ‘secret’ admirers who turned very obsessive in my past, so i’m naturally wary , but idk if someone thinks i’m cool i have no problem with that , but if you put me on this weird pedestal then i have a problem ... 🤲🏽 td;lr : id be as humble as possible bc then i’m reminded i’m perceived.
( part 4 ) 🍰
Favorite actress?
a: lupita n’yongo!!
Favorite type of food?
a: savory / rich/ salty food, i don’t really care for sweet foods ... or fried foods ? i don’t like large portions either tbh, i like to feel full not like dead lol. my favorite types are either seafood or seafood coupled with steak and other assorted meat and sides .
Favorite sport?
a: i liked playing volleyball, i like watching soccer and occasionally college football ( ik ik.... ) but i also love watching women’s professional gymnastics!!
( part 6 ) 🌯
Ever kissed someone who wasn’t single?
a: i don’t think so.... no! it sounds like smth i’d do on accident or smth tbh ... but not smth i’d do purposely!
Have you ever done anything illegal?
a: yes! lots of things! but i’m not gonna list them all here, nothing too serious but lol yes haha
Ever lied straight to someone’s face?
a: daily occurrence tbh, i’m really good at lying , i had to get good at it as a kid in order to avoid shit so 😌 now i can convince gross men that i’m in a relationship with a huge weightlifting bouncer and we have 3 kids and hes on isle 6 and will be back soon when i’m in walmart and some creep attempts to talk to me too much! and they’ll believe me.......
#u: ( calls me )#me: ( excited to see u calling me ) omg mars hi-#u: so i killed someone#me: 🤠#PHEW#TY MARS HAVE SOME RANDOM FACTUALS ABT ME#t: ask meme#t: mars tag 🧿✨🍓#tw: death mention
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SOME random ninjago hc that is in the RTO au
i wrote a lot of hc that fit the RTO au, not necessarily associated with Future and so here we are
it’s long so here’s a summary of the HCs, you’ll find them under the cut
Timetwins childhoods
+ Kronos HCs (as requested by @moonprincess101)
cyrus HC
Pixal HC
couple other than future in RTO
EMs and elemental power in general
Zane & the ICE EM reincarnation
Morro & Ronin sibbling
Nadakhan & Dilara
AGE CHART
Bonus : Pokemon AU (+ doodles !!)
WARNING : LOOOOONG
Timetwins childhoods ( + Kronos HCs)
“Acronix" and "krux" isn’t their birth names, Acronix came up with them when they were younger, as super heroes names after discovering their powers. Krux loved the idea and they kept referring each other as these names. Krux forgot what is original name was, but Acronix still remembers them. i’m guessing that they might use them again after getting back into society
They grew us in a country side village with their mother for a big part of their life, didn't socialized much til their mother passed. Krux was always overprotective and nix, not having anything else to compare, thought krux directing him was normal. when joining the EMs when the serpentins wars happened, Nix easily became friend with some of the EMs, unlike krux . tho they really did not got along with wu and garmadon
their elemental power was passed down to them by a Unknown Man whom they never met, as he left before their birth, Kronos :
- kronos was the previous user of the time element, he used it for good, preventing some disaster, saving people’s life, Wu knew him well.
- tho he was young when he married and didn't know how what would happen to his power after having kids. he took his power for granted and overused them even for simple task. to him , having powers was normal and sounded arrogant when speaking with other EMs or people in general
.- during his wife pregnancy, he noticed his powers started fading and freaked out, he went to wu, asking for help and learn the truth about what would happen to his powers after his sons where born. he was never seen again afterward.
when wu met krux and acronix, he knew they were related to kronos , but when asking them about their father , the twins would not reply and looks uncomfortable
- his personality shifted rapidly afterward, without powers he went mad, more aggressive, salty, self centered
Cyrus HC
- Cyrus grew up taking inspiration from DR. julien work to build his own tech, he never really expected to become so popular later in his life and sometime feels overwhelmed by it .
- Cyrus is a billionaire, and donate to charity all the time , ninjago doesn't seems to have any problems beside villains attacking time to time, you can expect rich people of the world to be actually helping RIGHT ?
- Cyrus isnt paralyzed, i imagine him more having weak legs motor control that dont support his body weight enough to let him stand, if he did, he would feel dizzy very fast, (this is heavly based on this HC )
it has some hint in the show, but you dont wanna mess with cyrus, he can be agressive toward people that bother him or his loved ones, he will not hesitate to fight the best way he can !
Pixal HC
- pixal was a project he worked on for YEARS, but she was only fully finished at the beginning of S3
- pixal was built to be gender neutral, until she told her father that she wanted to be seen as feminine , and he loves and support her
- pixal is very polite and usually call people by title, unless she knows them personally, she would never call cyrus by anything else than “father”
- when she first got in contact with people other than her father, she found them fascinating, and specially zane, knowing that he was a nindroïd like her.
- she used to have a crush on zane that for a while, felt mutual, until she got dismantled .. she was glad zane found a way to keep her around but as time passed, the lack of physical body, zane becoming colder with her afterward , and him getting closer to cole after the event of S4. made her loose interest, they were living as one but she missed being herself
- ronin was the one who dismantled her, after he captured zane, pixal tried to defend her friend but got destroyed, ronin used part of her body to repair his own . his left arm being partially made from pixal Original body
- she took inspiration from nya’s samurai X mech to build herself a new body
- in the process she developed feelings for nya. like zane earlier in her life, she felt like it was mutual but she isn’t sure the relation is working out, nya and her are spliting and getting back together every month or so
-she is an hopeless lover and tend to crush on anybody that express kindness to her
Couple other than future in RTO
RTO mainly focus on future, but also : samurai, Glacier, Scruff and A BIT of jaya , in general, the ninjas (minus lloyd) are pretty much all in open relationships with one another and it’s mostly just polyninja but main focus on samurai and glacier
EMs and elemental power in general
- EM lives longer that other people , roughly 120~ years instead of 80 , and that even if they lost their powers
- being an EM can be either genetic or Given .. Powers can be passed down only two ways : a Em can have a kid and during pregnancy, the element will start fading until the baby is born, element will take time to developed in someone’s body , it roughly take 10-15 years for someone to discover their power. however this process inst guaranteed, and some EM’s kid can be born without powers, this is usually the case when only one of the parent is a EM, in case a EM have more kids than powers (eg. twins) the power will either splits up, or one of he kid will be born without powers
- the second option is strong bound, if a EM is dying (or dead) without kids or non of their kids inherited their powers , they can choose a Vessel .. it can be human, creature or any sentient being.
- taking someone’s power away by force CANNOT happen, it’s BULLSHIT.. wu and garmadon simply blocked krux and acronix powers, they are still considered EM and if they wish to, can pass down their powers to someone else , who WILL be able to control it (tho since the power Split up, nix can only pass down slow and forward power) after that, the time blade will lose their powers.
Zane & the ICE EM reincarnation
for his HC i’m going to call the previous ICE EM “simon” i cant remembrer who named the Ice EM simon, if you know it please lemme know ! i love it tbh
-julien and simon knew each other very well, they were Close friends
- simon knew that julien loved making machine and heard about a new project "zane" a robot that could protect people that could protect themselves, julien loved zane like his son . later in his life after the serpentine wars , simon feeling old, wanted to pass down his elemental power to someone before passing away, and thought julien was perfect, after all they knew each other, but he changed his mind and decided to pass it to zane instead. He touched zane heart and after that, he slowly lost his powers till he passed . neither zane nor julien knew about it, but by freezing his heart, it gave him a part of his soul ( 9 STYLE) , a unusual but strong power source to zane, the elemental power of ice and changed his behavior a bit
Morro & Ronin sibbling HC
Morro and Ronin are brothers , morro is the oldest and inherited the wind power, unlike ronin.
ronin loved to provoque people and overall was a little brat. one day with morro, he annoyed a citizen of Stiix, that will later be known as “soularcher” that decided to curse him and his brother
Morro was terrified and fleed, he eventually decided to join wu’s monastery , who adopted him. morro was sure that becoming the green ninja of the prophecy would make him a hero and lift the curse on his soul. he was even more devastated to learn that wu was wrong
on his own ways ronin tried his best to fix his mistake growing up , without much success. falling into robbery, con artist, failed marriage and alcoholism
when morro came back as a ghost, he felt guilty and wanted to fix his mistake but he finally had people like nya and dareth (whom he met at a bar and chatted with him when he was sad) that cared about him and decide to fight for good for once
Ronin had a wife and a daughter a WHILE ago, but lost them . his daughter was roughly the same age as nya and she remind him of her
Nadakhan & Dilara
Dilara and nya are related
Dilara and captain sotto knew each other (family related ;;; OR she was cheating on nadakhan idk but either way she cared about him too ) and she help sotto capture nadakhan and his crew but made a mistake and got killed in the process
Dilara was just there to use nadakhan for his powers but nadakhan wanted her for his infinite wishes so I GUESS THEYre a good pair ???
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noah fence but someone shld buy me a my dotted journal from plum paper so i can start a bullet journal when i move,,,,,,
#ghost.txt#every time i get emails from them i get sad bc i have No Money 2 buy new journals but they have sooooooo many cute covers n theyre such good#quality n i wanna start a bullet journal soooo bad so i can do mood tracking n like have that Responsibility 2 actually do things during the#day rather than just wallow in my mental health problems lol but no money i hate it!! why does everything cost money and y arent i the#spoilt child of a billionaire so i can donate money 2 every donation post i see and also have nice things?? im jw#theres a new crystal shop that literally there wasnt evn a building there for the longest time and then a week goes by and suddenly theres a#fully running crystal shop?? like i take my brother 2 work down that road at least once a week usually twice n its right by the neon green#tattoo shop so id hve noticed if a building was being built or rennovated or anything and i stg it wasnt there until it was n nyway i wanna#work there bc they offer tarot readings but 1 im v young n i dont vibe well w the owner so i dont think shed hire me n 2 unless she let me#be paid in cash or via paypal or i made under $80 a month itd fuck up my disability n like.. i cant live w/o it lol id literally die bc id#have No Money to live like.. i can work max 4 days a week but thats only if i work like 2-4 hrs a day any more than that n i am physically n#mentally Destroyed i hate it :') ANYWAY ARRESTED 4 OVERSHARING ON MAIN LOL
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