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kefirstushyu · 28 days
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🏠🔪Approximately two months ago I made my first House Hunted/John Doe Game fanart and my first MaiDoe scetch
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★SO HERE'S A REDRAW
(Here's the original one)
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dabunnyvm · 10 months
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:)
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chronicbeans · 8 months
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My pal, @bottombrovince, requested I post this to my Tumblr page after I sent it into a groupchat. Blame them.
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bloodsuckerproxy · 3 months
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Practicing pixel art again! :D Figured Doe would be a fun test; it's been awhile since I drew my lil scrunkly hairball
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greaserink · 3 months
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John Doe doodle
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thatonewatching · 10 months
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John Doe headcanons
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⬆️ That fella up there
(Canon: Bisexual, Fluid-Nonbinary, 20-40, 'Regular Guy' is his species, always messy hair, hair can move on its own, pupils expand when excited, tongue is a cute heart shape, too many teeth, his teeth aren't dirty, just naturally yellow, scars aren't because he's 'sad', doesn't know how to wear his jacket right, 112 pounds, 4 fingers on each hand, three toes on each foot, 5'8, tongue is very long, naturally black nails, shirt changes every time you look at him, has eyelids and chooses when he blinks, body has a clay-like texture, he doesn't have any organs but can for them if he or you chooses, and he has a hard time closing his, mouth fully.) All of that is canon, and I'm referencing the canon ref sheet from the actual creator of the game. You can find it on the John Doe Wiki. <3
He can't seem to get the hang of technology. No matter how many times you explain what to press and click and download, he didn't seem to be interested. Not until he found out that he could contact you through it, that is.
He immediately tried to understand it after finding out he could talk to you while you were away, instead of following you to work. That's not going to stop anytime soon, though. He just can't handle you being away!
Purrs, kind of. Like if he's happy or something, or just feels positive in general. Curls up when he sleeps, always in the fetal position when he sleeps, as weird and uncomfortable as it may seem.
He likes animals but won't get any because he feelsit'll take some attention off of him, and we can't have that, can we? No. Prefers animals like rats and snakes because they fascinate him. Doesn't understand their 'workings' as he says.
Doesn't need to blink. He doesn't have the need to wet his eyes, considering that they're for show. Sleeping, as well. Doesn't feel the need to sleep, but he learned how, in his own way. It's not sleeping, exactly. It's more of a state of tranquility and peace. The first time you fell asleep, he thought you died, never having seen a being sleep. He understands now, though, so it's all right.
His hair is very weird. Sometimes it's soft, fluffy, and sometimes stiff and matted. He sheds a lot. It doesn't matter what he's done or is doing, his hair gets everywhere. He's not allowed near the food when you're cooking, because you don't want hair for dinner. He says it adds flavor, seeing it as a way to be closer to one another.
Likes piercings. He enjoys the thought of having needles go through his skin to add element to his body, but not vice versa. Refuses to think about you getting hurt, even if you assure him it's fine. Will not allow anyone, including yourself, to hurt you.
Likes fire. It makes his clay-like skin hardened, rather than how doughy it usually feels. Unlike fire, he hates water. Makes him all gooey and slimy, and he doesn't like that. Wants to feel solid-it's better for hugs.
Speaking of hugs, he is practically attached at the hip. Always has some part of him on you and vice versa. Whether it be holding hands, a finger through your belt loop, or just a hand in your back pocket, he's content. If physical touch isn't your thing, then he'll tell you how much he adores you. You don't like words of affirmation? No problem! He'll do anything you need him to! Feel bad for him doing so much? Spend some time together! Whether it be watching a movie, cuddling, cooking (even though he sheds and doesn't know how to cook in the slightest), or even just being around each other, doing your own things. Need your space? Don't have to tell him twice! He'll get you some gifts. You said you wanted something three years ago? Done. Any physical item or thing he can provide to you will be provided. Long story short, he'll do whatever you want.
Wears a lot of different types of clothes. Skirts, pants, crop tops, shorts, whatever. One thing he doesn't love is jeans. He'll wear them, but he prefers sweats or skirts. Can't deal with the feeling of scratchy clothes. Will literally chew them up and throw them away. Speaking of clothes, he steals yours. Especially if they're dirty or need to be washed. Wears them until you take them for the wash. Gets sad when you take them.
His voice cracks occasionally, and he gets so upset about it. Will take a deep 'breath', or the closest thing he does to breathing, and says the sentence again. He doesn't like when it happens and stops talking until you force him if it happens a lot that day.
The first time that you told him you loved him, he wanted to cry, even though he can't and doesn't fully understand why people do it in the first place. "Why are you crying?" he asked, squinting. "Because you're suffocating me!" you wheezed. "Oh."
He uses his one-eyed form at home, knowing you understand it's easier and more comfortable. He really doesn't understand how to read all that well, so you taught him. He got the hang of it quickly and likes to leave you notes and texts. He constantly has tabs on you. Whether it be him coming into your job to walk around and talk to you, or him being in his hair ball form and in your shoulder or bag or something. Always around you. Always watching. Always comes back. (I'm so sorry.)
Calls you things like my love, dear, my dearest, sweetheart, gorgeous, beautiful, and things like that. Loves, loves, loves when you call him pretty boy/girl. Practically melts in your arms. They also love when you call them sweet things and mumble sweet nothings in her ear while you're together, especially when you're cuddling. Adores it when you run your fingers through her hair, and a soft purring emanates from him.
It may or may not wrap around your hand when you try to pull away....
That's all for now, guys! I'll be making more of these if I think of them. Requests and asks are open, so feel free to do that! (I'm so bored.) Stay safe, hydrated, and happy! Love you all! <3
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sxrvice · 2 years
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john doe : boredom? cured!
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john doe x reader (theres not enough of this lmao)
wc : 1.6k 
warnings: first post bear with me, mating press, breeding, cunnilingus, cockwarming (?), unprotected sex, public sex, cream pie, praise
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You sighed as boredom continued to take over your senses, looking out the window of the gas station. Uncanny Valley, for the place it was, ‌frankly, was dry today. There were barely any customers that day, and you were mildly dreading having to figure out what you were going to make or buy to eat that evening. It seemed like every time you blinked, the world around you moved more and more like a slug each time. As the setting went dark around you for a second more, once the light came through, a familiar face sat maybe a tad too close in front of yours. Your breath hitched almost immediately, and you shot back, your heart racing, adrenaline pumping in your veins. 
"Helllllllloooo, darling!~" His familiar voice rang in your ears. Someone was extra happy today. 
"Oh, fuck, it's just you, Doe." You responded a little out of breath. You walked back over to him from the other side of the counter, your arms opening up for a hug, but he snatched you up, literally. Doe was squeezing you to the point you had difficulty even letting out a single breath. 
"I miss, miss, miss you!" He exclaimed, swaying side to side with you in his grasp. "Love- I… Can't- Breathe!" You squeaked out while patting his back in an attempt for him to let you go. 
"Ah, sorry!" He apologized, hesitantly letting you slip from his grasp. Your hands went to his cheeks, and once the soft skin of your palms cupped them you pecked his lips affectionately.
“I should’ve expected your arrival, really. There’s not a day where I can’t leave you for long, is it?” You teased a chuckle following afterward. Doe looked away sheepishly before looking back at you. You know he can’t look away from you for too long. That’s asking too much from him. 
“What? Cat got your tongue?” 
“No, just lookin’.” He responded. 
You made a small noise at his response before removing your hands from his warm face and trying to make your way back over the counter.
“Where are you going?” He asked, almost urgently. You looked over your shoulder at him. "I have a job to maintain, sweetheart."
He huffed at your words and looked like he had deflated on the counter. His lower half off of the counter, the top half on it, and his lanky arms dangling over the part where you live practically all day. "Don't be so down in the dumps, Doe. I get off soo-" "I can't help it! I miss you so much - I miss how you feel against me, I miss how warm you are! Darling, I simply can't help it!" He exclaimed like a manga schoolgirl declaring her love for the male protagonist. 
"You have to wait." You told him sternly.
Doe's wide eyes narrowed. "Mmm, nope! Nadda! Can't do it!" You groaned at his words. Damn him. Damn. Damn. Damn. 
"What'll get you off my ass?" You replied to his whining, irritated. 
Doe hummed and looked off into space before snapping. 
"Getting in between it." He answered, grinning smugly at you. 
And that's how you found yourself in the position you are in now.
Trying your best to keep yourself standing straight, your knees buckled now and then because of your eldritch boyfriend lapping at your heat between your thighs. Doe's nails dug into the tender skin of your ass, pulling your mounds apart to get in even deeper. You tried to stifle your moans to the best of your ability. Meanwhile, Doe is down south having the time of his life. Desperately licking and slurping for your sweet essence. 
"Good b-boy, Doe. Good-" You take a deep breath when his prolonged tongue curls inside of you and hit a sensitive spot. A choked moan erupted out of your throat, and Doe only went quicker. The surrounding atmosphere was getting almost too hot, and you felt yourself get dizzy with pleasure. Doe ripped his face from your sopping cunt, panting to that of a dog onto it.
"Why'd ya stop?" You complain, looking over your shoulder into his enormous eyes.
"Can't wait anymore. Need you." He replied, his ordinarily playful voice husky as his enlarged pupils seemed to shake. Huh. This was certainly new.
He slithered his arms around your waist and pulled you onto the freezing tiles below you. A thought instantly came to your head that the floor your bare ass was touching was the filthiest, dirty, germy thing you'd probably come into contact with today. Let alone having your exposed skin on it. No matter, the ache in between your thighs distracted you from the filth. Doe found himself on top of your figure, and the way you looked up at him with those glimmering eyes made him want to destroy you until you were nothing but a mewling, hot mess. His lips caught yours as he put his overly warm hands onto the underside of your thighs, pushing them towards your stomach. The breeze from the A/C puffed onto your exposed folds and you made a noise of discomfort. To which, soon replaced by Doe slapping the fat tip of his cock onto your clit. You gasped into his mouth, prying yourself from his addictive kiss. "Doe- Oh, god, please just.. Ughhh.." A drawn-out moan came out of you as the sensation of your beloved rubbing the tip against your sensitive button. Doe had a devilishly joyous smile on his face as he examined how your face contoured into something beautiful. He wanted- no, needed, to see more of his piece of art.
You watched as he lined himself up at your entrance, feeling him poke and prod at the sensitive hole before he shoved himself into you. A high-pitched shriek echoed throughout the gas station as his thick cock created a burning sensation through your lower half. "Too- Big!" you exclaimed with tears pricking the corners of your eyes. Doe peppered kisses all over your face to distract you from the uncomfortable situation. "S'okay, just a little longer, okay?" He slurred into your ear soothingly, warm hands rubbing your sides. The burn subsided, and a familiar ache took over. The cock warming had gotten old, and Doe had gotten a tad fidgety in his own discomfort. "Move, love - Please." You whined. Your boyfriend wasted no time rocking his hips into yours nicely, slowly, and deliciously. It sent shocks throughout your pussy and made butterflies tickle the pit of your stomach. Doe felt the same pleasure in his dick. The feeling of your fluttering cunt on him felt like pure euphoria, from the tip, and to his spine. You looked at him with doe-eyes, your face flushed, but the joy plastered on your face was undeniable. "So .. Pretty. What did I do to deserve you?" He mumbled. You smiled sweetly before your lips shifted to an 'o' shape when the tip of Doe's member brushed up against a certain bundle of nerves.
 "Ah! D-doe! Right there!" Hearing his name fall from your mouth like the way it did made him twitch inside of you, and his pace quickened, bruising that spot. The noises you were letting out were sinful, and they made you bashful, but dear lord, they weren't as lewd as the noises your sopping pussy was making as he pounded into you. As he pulled back, the squelching it would make was terribly pleasuring in its own way. There was this suction noise that came out when he'd pull all the way out and plunge back in was nearly too much. You could hear his grunting and breathy moans leave Doe's mouth when he would thrust into your heat. Doe felt himself nearing his release, thrusting animalistically into you, in his attempt to chase it down. You also felt the bubbling of your own release, and his hard fucking was only helping the bubbling sensation rise more and more.
"Please - Nghh! - Keep going! Don't you dare fuckin' stop!" You demanded, and Doe replied with a mumbled 'Uhm'. It was the moment you felt his fat tip slam into your cervix that utter bliss washed over your entire form. Doe felt your gummy walls clamp down on him and your savory (To him.) substance gush all over. After you reached your prime point, he didn't bother to slow down. You yelped underneath him as he continued to fuck up your overstimulated insides, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes. "W-wait, please! Wait!" You shrieked to no avail. Doe's hands went under your knees and pushed upwards, essentially putting you in a mating press. Hot tears went down your face, and that only drove Doe crazier. With a few more deep thrusts, his hips stuttered against the underside of your thighs. You felt him stuff you full of his hot, thick cum. God, it was so much it had felt like your tummy was about to explode. Doe let out a moan of relief as he felt ecstasy course through his veins at a mile per minute, and you felt so good - looked, so good.
As the last few spurts exited his softening member, he collapsed atop your shaking body, chests heaving and skin sticking together. Doe buried his face in the crook of your neck, taking in your true scent and shuddering as it pierced his nose. You giggled at his actions. "Oh, and to think I was bored." You replied to his actions. He let out a small giggle, too. "Boredom? After that? I believed I've cured your problem."
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bluekuu · 23 days
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❤⁉️
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Pov: you feel being stared at but then you rememberd have to taking this cute weirdo at your work place bc he won't literally stop following you...
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artistorca · 6 days
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john doe fanart hehe
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He's so me!!!
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kefirstushyu · 2 months
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🐍My friend joked abt Maison being a python. You know, cause he chokes and "swallows" his victims whole?
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So. Um. Yeah. HERE WE GO IG
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dabunnyvm · 6 months
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marker practice
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eggbuggy · 19 days
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lazy-superstarr · 3 months
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MY HUSBANDDDD LOOK AT THEM >_<
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acertainperson · 11 months
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Doe !!
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bloodsuckerproxy · 7 months
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More John Doe stuff I did a few months back!
I love the idea of the House Hunted characters and John Doe going to the beach. Even though canonically Doe would melt and the Realtors wilt in heat, I couldn't help myself lol. I just wanted cute summer fun :3
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cdream25 · 8 months
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Was just chilling 😔🤙
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