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garak-pussy-indulgence · 2 years

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#liz says things #the queen #uk politics #limmy #EDIT: JESUS CHRIST Y'ALL REALLY ENJOYED THIS HUH

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florealegiardini · 3 months

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Dreaming of summer wanders around gorgeous country manors laden with roses

Asthall Manor, Asthall, England, UK ~ Stacy Michelle Cartledge

#Asthall manor #Asthall #england #Uk #Edit: garden #Architecture #Elegant countryside #cottagecore #cotswolds #garden #flowers #my edit

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shaxza · 2 years

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bad week for PMs of island nations across the world

#EDIT >#i have been told that it wasn’t actually protestors who burnt the president’s house rather police #unfortunately tumblr doesn’t delete posts like twitter so i’m editing the tags #i should have put ‘the PM/president of sri lanka’s house is on fire’ instead #please do keep this in mind when you share the news! apologies again #world politics #current events #british politics #shinzo abe #uk politics #sri lanka #boris johnson #supernatural

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robotpussy · 7 months

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oh look! the costume I got upset over. anyways I finally got to be ulala. I am at peace ❤️ (for now). totally funky and fresh!

#space channel 5 #my face #posting this before Halloween ends over in the uk 😪😪😪😪#was literally fighting to finish these edits AHHHH #sega #ulala

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gaymber · 2 years

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Okay so over the course of what like three days

1. British government collapses

2. No more Boris (special mention for Hugh Grant)

3. No more Shinzo Abe (special mention for Hideo Kojima)

4. Argentina's economy collapses overnight

5. Trump Jan 6 trials and mockery

6. Google has far too large a BTS day event (yes, the kpop band)

7. No internet in like half of canada (inc. not being able to use an ATM or call emergency lines)

8. Twitter suing Elon Musk for not buying Twitter

9. Kinnporsche ep 14 (trending 12 hrs before airing good job y'all)

10. Kazuki Takahashi, the Yu-Gi-Oh mangaka, died

11. Georgia guidestones destroyed

12. Sri Lanka Also having an economic collapse and storming the palace as a result (so no more that president) (also set the place on fire?)

13. Angola's former president died

14. Supernatural finally reaches it's target audience because of 'The Boys' finale

15. Former Mexican president (who commited massacres?) died

There's some real Nov 5 energy in this Wendy's tonight

#uk politics #shinzo abe #november 5th #bts #elon musk #argentina #canada #kinnporsche #trump #adding more as more keeps happening?#im sure ive forgotton/am missing stuff #edit: m o r e? the world sure is turning huh #sri lanka #georgia guidestones #yugioh #fuck it tagging indiv. events is hard #current events #side note people keep reblogging previous versions of this post i just need y'all to know that More Is Happening

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yours-stevie · 3 months

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NORMANI 🔥

#normani #who what wear #uk edition #new #photoshoot #2024 #gorgeous #woman #style #fashion #black beauty #hair #make-up #goals #singer

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sing-a-songofsix-pence · 2 years

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ok we all love Larry the cat, but also this is the Chief Mouser of the Foreign & Commonwealth Office. His name is Palmerston. Appreciate him.

#larry the cat #palmerston the cat #uk politics #yeah ik larry and palmerston have beef #that's why they gotta be equally appreciated #edit: what the fuck how does this have thousands of notes #15k

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black-and-yellow · 1 month

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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic #can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since #he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though #bnha #mha #shouta aizawa #hizashi yamada #present mic #bnha comic #not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides #always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat #Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow #But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit #But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward #It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?

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t4yce · 2 months

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MARINA SUMMERS • drag race uk vs the world 2.05 when i glow up runway

#marina summers #rpdredit #ukvstw2 #uk vs the world #drag race uk #rpdr #drag race #rpdr uk #gif*#had to remake these twice and they still look janky #edit: remaking them again fghjk think theyre ok now

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nostalgicacademia · 4 months

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Cambridge 🤎 Dark Academia

By: sarahwitpeerd

PS: Here you can download my Dark Academia article in PDF "link".

#aesthetic #moodboard #edit #dark academia #aes #light academia #academia #art #dark academia aesthetic #da #cambridge #uk #autumn aesthetic #autumn #fall vibes #fall #fall aesthetic #autumn leaves

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 10 months

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖊 - 𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞 𝕴'𝖒 𝕴𝖓 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊

#The Cure #Friday I'm In Love #post-punk #my gif #gifs #my edit #robert smith #1992 #90s #90's #goth rock #gothic rock #new wave #gif #Uk #text #quotes

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adreamthatsworthkeeping · 6 months

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I think I might be more excited about this than anything that's happened on Taskmaster before.

#WHAT WILL IT BE #Will he be in grey again?#colours?#will it be not mentioned #OH what if there was another secret task!!!#a second secret task #taskmaster #taskmaster uk #edit to add: what if everyone is in grey except him??#it does spoil the end group outfit though #sam campbell

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vhstown · 5 months

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super short london slang guide !!

i haven't got a scooby doo about cockney so this is mainly gonna be mle and like the way 14 year old secondary school boys talk oookay let's go (just so yk i am a londonder!!!!!)

direct things to call people (or avoid calling people)

bruv, blud, man, mate, fam (can use in replacement of a pronoun like he, she, you and i or for emphasis — "man's got a meeting, bruv!")

more on "man" it can be used in plural too — "us man" or "them man" or "you man"

my g, my guy (for referring someone you are friendly/friends with)

bossman (something you'd call a shop or business owner — "aye bossman get me the 3 wings and chips yeah")

big man (usually used in a sarcastic friendly but kind of demeaning way, the older cousin of "big guy" — "oi big man what you sayin' cuz?"

i wasnt going to put these here cause of personal preference but 😭 people are gonna use them anyway so i might as well tell you what they mean:

peng (adjective cute/pretty — "her? she's peng!")

leng (adjective hot/sexy — "rah, he's leng you know?)

nouns

ting (usually to refer to a girlfriend but can also just mean "thing"... or a knife? — "don't chat to my ting fam!")

grim (very outdated word for a promiscuous woman — "she's a grim bruv!")

skeng (gun)

shank, spinner (knife)

paper, Ps, pronounced "peas" (money)

ends (neighbourhood, area — "if i catch you in my ends yeah")

mandem (group of friends — "having a laugh at the pub with the mandem" aha)

gyaldem (group of women / female friends)

ganja (weed)

blem (cigarette)

pagan/paigon (snitch or untrustworthy person, not a super common you might wanna use "snake" or "snitch" instead)

wasteman (someone who's useless, a lowlife)

pussio/pussyo (pussy, coward)

other common words and phrases

wagwan, or "wag1" in text (what's up, what's going on)

bare (a lot — "i got bare problems with him!")

gassed (prideful, full of yourself — "im actually so gassed, man got promoted"

"and that" (instead of "and stuff" — "i got links and that")

"allow it" (let something slide — "i forgot my wallet allow it bossman")

safe (like "alright cool", or as a bye — "aight safe")

"pattern up" (fix up, get it together)

hard, tight (cool, good, though "hard" is also used in an offensive way — "bro thinks he's hard, pussio")

blam (to get shot, not actually very common to hear in my experience)

sheffed (up), shanked (to get stabbed)

ahlie (used as an interjection when in agreement with something, similar to phrase "am i lying?")

non-mle specific words i hear sometimes

thick (dumb, stupid)

clapped/tapped (ugly, weird, unattractive)

merk/murk (kill, beat up)

slag, sket (slut)

chav (used to refer to someone of the low social status, associated with violent or rude behaviour)

taking the mick, taking the piss (being annoying)

mad (means crazy obviously but people use it a lot, can have positive and negative connotations — "that's mad!")

nonce (literally means pedophile / sex offender, do what you will with it 😭)

dickhead, bellend (similar to douchebag)

wanker (used towards someone you dislike, or in a joking way)

geezer (usually to refer to an old man)

also!!!

depending on which communities are predominant in the area, words from other languages can come in / have come in

some words are common with US slang too because they share origins 😁 ain't that cool

there's a lot of influence from jamaican patois due to the history of british jamaicans in london for ex in words like "ting" or "mandem" or "wagwan" (hence why mle is sometimes referred to as "jafrican") and its not strange to hear "bomboclaat" or "bloodclaat" here either

in communities where there's muslims and arabs (especially in east london) you might hear arabic terms like "wallahi", "khalas" or "astagfirullah" (though people debate whether that's cultural appropriation or not)

south asians have also had an influence with words like "gora" or "ganja" though again this is largely area based and the impact of hinglish is also found a lot outside of london

some people have a mix of different dialects! i mainly alternate between mle and estuary (sometimes yorkshire don't ask it is very easy to pick up...)

you're not gonna hear every single word here all the time the usage varies throughout london. the way north and west londoners speak can be v different for example

uhhhh if you wanna learn properly just listen to some grime or sutn . listen to londoners speak!

for some more resources in-depth PLEASE check out these guides made by other british people ! (one and two)

ok that's it bye bye british ppl & londoners feel free to add on! it is midnight rn so ive probably missed stuff lol... dms are open in case you've got any questions or want any help :p

#vee rants #hobie brown x reader #spider punk #spider uk #hobart brown #hobie brown #hobie brown x gn!reader #british accent #london accent #potential to be edited

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reluctantjoe · 8 months

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