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the-metatron · 5 months

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hello how are you?

Not well, unfortunately. I've been nauseous ever since I returned from my trip to 1978, vomiting every morning.

At first, I thought I had simply overextended myself. What with beating both the Twelfth Doctor and Missy in strip poker, then collecting my spoils as the victor, while travelling in the TARDIS, and then dancing with and later punishing Zeus over a several period.

But then @scribe-proxy-and-deadpan-snarker suggested I pee on this frog in order to determine the cause of my illness.

A bit unconventional, I admit, but I've been known to try everything twice. So, I will try and report back with what I find out. Wish me luck!

#the metatron answers #tw: vomit mention #tw: toilet #tw: urine mention #tw: plot cliches and tropes #tw: metatron not figuring out the obvious #tw: frog #the voice of god speaks #the metatron speaks #enoch speaks

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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 days

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I had to flush my roommate's cat down the toilet. Everyone got mad at me but I was so sure it had to be done.

#dream #toilet #cat #animal harm tw

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miraclemaya · 5 months

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art piece within a museum labeled "a story about your life". you go inside, and it's a tablet and a chair. you sit down and look at the tablet. it reads, "you are human. you enjoy art, especially strange and challenging art." it goes on similarly listing vague generalities. just as you being to understand your takeaway from the piece, that we are all broadly similar, or at least more similar then we are different, it states your exact time of birth. perhaps this was the twist, you think, they took your date of birth from when you bought a ticket and used cameras to pick out which date of birth to display. except it keeps going. it recreates bits of your childhood you don't even remember in perfect detail. it is critical of your actions in highschool, and how poorly you treated your first partner.

it keeps on going. it insults you for stealing food from your coworkers, and tells you that your mother wanted to tell you that she was sorry before she died. it writes a detailed, step by step explanation of how you got into this booth this right now, and it's all true.

it keeps on going, telling you of catastrophe. you will die in a year from a stray bullet and after you die the world will go to hell. the worst atrocities now are only the precursor to what is to come. there will be no humans left alive in 50 years from now.

you leave the museum in a rush and get home, sobbing. you spend the last year of your life drinking and destroying your relationships. you scream about the end of the world and no one is listening. you barely manage to hold on to your shitty day job, if only so you can buy more drink.

the appointed day of your death comes and you hear a knock on the door. you have accepted what is coming. you open the door. there is a package. you quickly open it up. it is a poster, a thomas kinkade painting. it has the quote "you never know when you will die, so remember to always live life to the fullest." it is attributed to gandhi.

#yellowed pages #unreality tw #just in case idk some people don't like second person #wrote this on the toilet so it's literally a bit shit lol #might edit this later but it's probably without spelling mistakes maybe

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apparently-artless · 7 months

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🎃🦇🕷️👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! 👻🕷️🦇🎃

HOUKAGO SHOUNEN HANAKO-KUN E04

#houkago shounen hanako kun #after school hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #jshkedit #animeedit #anime gif #fyanimegifs #dailyanimatedgifs #shounenedit #userdabiluna #usertorichi #artsgifs #tw flashing

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afterartist · 4 months

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Duckie bath towels when??

(Heavy gore btw)

Redrawing one of my favourite times I had playing Lethal

It was so awkward bro- I was showering

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shitswiftiessay · 1 month

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swifties are literally disgusting, wtf

#tw ableism #depression #taylor swift #shit swifties say #anti taylor swift #taylor swift your fans are disgusting #toxic swifties #parasocial relationships #joe alwyn #free joe alwyn #the toilet paper department

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veviventie · 6 months

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(this is a hc but i will stand by it till i die)

i dont care what you guys say. this guy is not as "innocent baby uwu tuna mayo" as you think. i stand by the fact that he 200% has 12 year old boy humor.

𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣:

laughs at skibidi toilet and gyat jokes (me 2)

plays mobile legends and valorant. i will stand by this till i die

uses his cursed speech for some of the stupidest things like asking someone to twerk

mf put a bowl over his head and cut his hair using it as a guideline and thought it looked hot (it does)

he is the most annoying person online i can tell

type of person to send you 200+ links of the smurfcat

he uses eyeliner to make his mouth marks cooler and more evident. argue with a wall.

bro probably watches andrew tate and dedi corbuzier podcasts

ok but he probably listens to newjeans

looks like a nwjns fan to me or red velvet idk

def will annoy you and the moment you snitch on him he'll go act cute to get out of trouble

bro sticks out his tongue too just to make you more pissed

goes to the gym just to flex his muscles on everyone there

has a sleeper build dont argue with me

curses every 10 seconds

takes 209340194 minutes in front of the mirror drawing lower lashes on his eyes like those douyin girlies

i hate him sm (i love him)

#inumaki x reader #jjk inumaki #toge inumaki #inumaki toge #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #headcanon #slander #bowl cut looking ass istg i have a bone to pick with him #yuta shouldve picked me ngl #inummaki is so hot tho #what #ayo #maki #maki zenin #skibidi toilet #gyat #smurfcat #tw: mobile legends player

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hearts401 · 17 days

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nobody gets tsukasa like i get tsukasa but one thing i dont get is if hes the mf beating hanako up. BC IT FEELS IMPLIED BUT ALSO??? weve never seen him move to hurt hanako. ever. he doesnt even defend himself whenever hanako grabs him, pushes him, STABS HIM??? like i cant see him doing that

and another thing i always considered was "maybe hanako i defending tsukasa" but tsukasa was actually very popular amongst his classmates, hanako says so.

so its clearly not that? but then what is going on?

one theory i have is that it has to do with their mother. we know she can tell something is wrong with tsukasa considering how she drags the poor boy to be exorcised multiple times. if she is potentially threatening/trying to harm tsukasa and hanako is protecting him, perhaps its that? idk gimme ur thoughts if u have any.

#tbhk #tbhk manga #abuse tw #abuse mention #child abuse #jshk #yugi twins #amane yugi #tsukasa yugi #toilet bound hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun #tzu rambles

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rhinereiakemi · 28 days

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