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thelazydoodle · 1 year
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Wizards come in three styles, they're either looking regal/mystic as hell, Homeless as hell, or look like a variant of The Doctor from Doctor Who.
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nessa-rpgs · 7 months
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ship triangle in the party (in my brother's OSR system)
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wanderingswampbeast · 10 months
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The greatest issue with 5e is only wizards get find familiar, which is cringe bc ranger and druid are also, if not more thematically appropriate for having a lil guy.
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thespacejamber · 2 years
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free ttrpg idea for designers
solo ttrpg where you actually call in to one of those scam call centers and annoy the fuck out of them for 3 hours, roleplaying as the perfect mark for one of those scammers
bonus points if you stream it live
even more bonus points if you're kitboga, scammer payback, or rinoa poison
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austinramsaygames · 2 months
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Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.
EDIT March 22: I can't believe I have to do this. *sigh*
I have played LOTS of games other than D&D. I GMed a podcast for 6 years that was literally about playing obscure games.
TTRPGs that don't use dice (or any randomizer) are still TTRPGs and great fun.
The "win condition" of a TTRPG is having fun with your friends (this can include stories that end with everyone crying).
I believe that there are three parties that have input on the story: the players, the GM, and the dice. Obviously this changes if you're playing a game that gets rid of 1 or 2 of those elements. This includes games that aren't D&D.
If a certain dice result would be uninteresting enough that you'd want to discard it entirely, you must ask why you would roll in the first place. This is the same for whether that would be success OR failure.
Finally, check out my Itch store.
EDIT April 3: I'm muting this now. Too many notifications explaining the stuff I put in the first edit to me like I'm an idiot. God, Tumblr really can't handle a joke.
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chocoherring · 2 months
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you all can't imagine how much joy it gives me when people praise my NPCs and are interested in interacting with them
I feel like I did a good job in presenting the character
that, well.. hooked people
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soupedepates · 6 months
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my philosophy teacher is talking about fluke using dice
he talks about 1d6
woah i didn't peg u as a casual
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brewerssupplies · 1 year
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Building a fantasy world is like being the world's most specific historian.
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aswarmofmoths · 1 month
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no comment
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vexwerewolf · 4 months
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It's been too long since I made one of these. Have another!
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catgirl-kaiju · 4 months
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teifling warlock whose patron is just one of their parents. like, "mom, i need to use eldritch blast, why isn't this working??"
"honey, you were supposed to clean your room a week ago. until that bedroom is clean, no magic for you. it's in the terms of our pact, remember?"
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lichapologist · 1 month
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Enemy pilot looks at the Lich
The Lich:
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wanderingswampbeast · 10 months
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Pathfinder 2e is superior to D&D 5e because I can easily build Detective Chimp in PF2e (Vanara Heritage, Investigator Class)
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toaster-boi · 12 days
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ttrpgcafe · 3 months
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Concept: a ttrpg where your 4 stats are
Manic,
Pixie,
Dream,
And
Girl
Is this anything?
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