wanderingswampbeast
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I mostly make D&D shit. Boyfriend of @cobaltbluejay. He/They. Bisexual.
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anyway revenant fuck you sonic
FUCK YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG YOURE A BLUE BITCH GET OUTTA HERE
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if i were a character in a video game, my power-ups would look as follows:
Watered down McDonald's Hi-C: Health potion
Carnation instant breakfast: Rage meter
McChicken: Unlocks dual-wield
White fish and potato cat food: Mana potion
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its fascinating how very very surface level 1920s-ish jazz age inspired aesthetics are very popular (see: hazbin hotel and electroswing and the endless wave of bowtie pinstripe character designs from the 2010s) but the vast vast majority of people who are into that seem fundamentally disinterested in actually engaging with actual jazz age art and culture because that would require engaging with black art
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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If you desire you can instead become roommates with a Shadow Being named Krobus who lives in the sewer.
listen,.,..i WOULD play sdv( i see u mutuals) BUT i am aromantic as hell and it doenst look like theres queer furries in that game so no thank you
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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I do often wonder how many people have come across the different things I've made at different points in time and haven't realized it's all the same artist
like, it has happened already, but surely there've gotta be a few that don't know yet lmao
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My boy peryite
better not to inhale//2017
15/16
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reposting, didnt like how the colors turned out before
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