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woah hey a canvas size that isnt like 3 pixels for one of these memes from me can you believe it. anyway heres the barricade
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I'VE BEEN POSSESSED
#lancer rpg#lancerrpg#lancer ttrpg#lancer shitpost#lancer memes#horus lancer#lancer goblin#goblin lancer
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big fan of mech designs where WARNING: REACTOR STRESS CRITICAL can be interpreted as a good sign
#toaster thoughts#shitpost#mech#mecha#lancer rpg#lancer shitpost#this is Harrison Armory we clown in this muthafucka
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Lancers, where does your mech/NHP copilot sit on this scale?
#lancerrpg#lancer rpg#lancer ttrpg#meme#shitpost#lancer meme#lancer shitpost#template#meme template#mecha#questions
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//For all your HA bullying needs
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Gaslight
#lancer#lancer rpg#lancer enkidu#lancer mech#lancer shitpost#shitposting#harrison armory#Good Fucking God In Heaven this thing is terrifying#bis rants#blorbovsky blorbobov
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Just learned what the @horus-unofficial "Oblex" is. While i appreciate that you can have a fucking Alternate as an NHP, i cannot stress enough that this is still nothing compared to whatever the fuck the UNUNOCTIUM is. Sure its "creepy as shit" but its HORUS so whatever. Before anyone pulls out some "powerscaling" bullshit, talk to us when you find another mech that uses such a fucked up engine thats 4-dimensional and also sometimes shits out creatures that are PROBABLY the maggots of dead MONIST entities. OR WORSE.
#autos automated solutions#lancer rpg#lancer shitpost#OOC: sometimes i ask myself. am i alright? then i remember that my DBXV2 charachter can canonically stop their heartbeat like its nothing
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Welcome!
It is time for a new episode of Vex's @that-house's Mechs and Memes, where I take a lancer mech meme by Vex that-house and voice it in the style of LoadingReadyRun's character of Dave's Spokesman.
Today we are upping the (reactor) crimes by visiting an old creation of Harrison Armory: The Enkidu
If you're the sort to read the whole post before listening to the audio, then you'll find out something in advance: April Fools, I took some audio from Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar, and tried to make this sound like a fake ad that'd play in the episode's scheduled break, adding some radio crackle and a bit of an earlier part of the show to make it sound more like it was an old recording somebody made at home.
But I also did record something in the official Dave's Spokesman style:
I also did a little, more normal voicing of the last line because it's the bit that keeps popping in my brain randomly enough to help inspire me to make this april fools joke today:
Happy April Fools! I hope you've enjoyed this!
#that-house#lancer shitpost#lancer ttrpg#lancer rpg#vex's mechs and memes#dave's spokesman#loadingreadyrun#lrr#voice acting#my voice#great detectives of old time radio#yours truly johnny dollar#mecha#memes#but watch out#april fools
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Had my Sherman license revoked because I kept kissing him. Can't have shit in space
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ive had enough of this dude
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#lancer rpg#lancerrpg#lancer ttrpg#lancer shitpost#lancer memes#horus lancer#lancer horus#lancer manticore#manticore lancer
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how 2 wipe half the field in your first turn in Lancer
step 1: 2 LLs in Tortuga, 1 in Manticore
step 2: 'Tuga frame, Daisy Cutter, Beckoner system
step 3: first turn, Invade with Beckon to insert yourself directly into enemy formation
step 4: follow up Invade with Summon to group up as many enemies as possible
step 5: Overcharge
step 6:
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Lancer manufacturers explained with lemon memes
IPS-N: A lemon is a mighty fruit
Smith-Shimano Cropro: Did you know that a lemon isn't naturally occurring? It is, in fact, born from crossbreeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means...
LIFE NEVER GAVE US LEMONS! WE INVENTED THEM
ALL BY OURSELVES!
Horus: When life gives you lemons, m̶̨̢̛̮͎̞͉̟͈̖͔͔̊̈͆̔̕͠a̷̛̜̼̓̓̏̋̂͂͂̽̃͋͘͝k̴̡̛͓͓̠͎͙̝̪͖͒̓̿́̀̀̏͘͜͝e̸̢̩̞̋̐̄̈́͋̋͘͘ ̶̧̜̘̹͚̈́̎͛͗̿̓̂̿̅̈́̅͂̂s̶̛̺̻̹͒̈́̅͐͂̀̐̊̆́̉́̎͠ḁ̴̧̙̹̬̭̥̝̻̹͇̜̻̺̺͌͠͝c̷͍̜̺̑̔͜r̴̡̘͕̲͍̠͕̪͊̃̇͋̐͂ͅi̶̦̯͇͆̓̎̄̓̆̐͛̀̋̈́̆̓̿͜͠f̴͖̦̮̍̊͑̆̒̒̂ì̴̖͖̣̮͋̀́͐c̸̖̩͉͉̫͚͎͎̟̰̣͓̈͊̂ͅȅ̶̛̼̞̤̼̙̙̙̝̞̘͙̮̹̩̾̆̑̾̒͐̂̇̀̔́͘͝s̴̨͎͓̿̈̓̐́̉́̇͋̒̀̕
Harrison Armory: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give John Creighton Harrison lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get the Think Tank to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
#lancerrpg#lancer rpg#lancer ttrpg#meme#shitpost#lancer meme#lancer shitpost#tts#if the emperor had a text to speech device#portal#portal 2#cave johnson
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