sucking off dream in front of the closet mirror

fucking yes oml okay imagine youre like sideways (?) like ur like this | | to the mirror not like this |-- (you get it??) and OH OH him wearing a sweater and covering his face and looking away but making him look at the mirror and watch you give him head :( him bucking his hips up and slapping his thigh i also want to call him a pretty boy <\\3 and i wanna make him drool too OML USING HIS OWN SPIT TO HELP JERK HIM OFF OR WHEN YOU NEED A BREAK i need to do things to this man

Mf, are u kidding me

Am I hearing this right

Did I just hear that q!Phil yearns to kiss q!missa correctly this time-

I really gotta stop skipping Phil’s streams…

With over 20 members currently on the QSMP and more on the way, it's almost impossible for a single person to stay up to date on everything that happens, even with help from QSMP's official Twitter recap accounts.

For people who are interested in QSMP's story, characters, and/or streamers but don't have time to watch hundreds of hours worth of VODs, I've created the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive.

If there's a particular lore moment you missed live and can't find, search for it in the archive!

Timestamps include quotes, notable lore events, and funny interactions. Interesting or important moments from each stream are bolded for emphasis. I'm also adding short summaries for lore-heavy / eventful stream.

I've organized the document so it should be easy to navigate, and you can CTRL + F to search for specific streamers and/or events.

Complete VOD playlists, recaps, and additional resources are also included in the document for people who might be feeling overwhelmed by the amount of QSMP content out there. It's never too late to get into the series!

If you have a streamer you watch consistently, consider writing down important timestamps to help fellow fans! You don’t have to take detailed notes like mine – even one or two timestamps can be a real lifesaver. If you have any helpful timestamps you want added to the list (or even a 1 sentence summary of a particular stream), send it to me via DM so I can add it to the archive.

I am just one person, so unfortunately this archive is by no means comprehensive, but I'm constantly updating things and adding more streams and timestamps to the document. I've been working on this project for a while now, so even though it's not complete, I hope people find it useful!

[ VOD Timestamp Archive ]

This is totally what Foolish new haircut looks like wdym 👍

Been playing more Have A Nice Death, and when I played it on stream I mentioned some worries since one of the unlock requirements for an item was “stop the worker’s strike”. And I was worried that it’d be some sort of “Unions are evil” type deal.

Turns out Death basically said “yeah what I’m doing right now is gonna hopefully address your main demands” and then Jerry went “oh….sweet cool….but HERE ARE SOME MORE DEMANDS” which had a lot less serious stuff in it (like, for example Pump Quinn asked for a comically large pencil and Patrick asked for a certain jello flavor), and then after a bit of time, you see that all of those demands were met.

The next time I talked to Pump Quinn after this, they mentioned that Jerry gave them “Das Kapital” for their Secret Santa and Death called out one of the Sorrow’s, telling them that their department wouldn’t have anything without all of their underlings and that they need to be treated with more respect.

So yeah good game.

angel face 💐🥺

Nowwwwww, I facetiously mentioned at the bottom of this post about the Halo: Reach achievement:

To do that, you have to go under or close to par time on pretty much each level ON LEGENDARY.

I have beaten Reach on Legendary but it probably took me closer to 30 hours than 3 because I did my slow, methodical strategies to get through. I did the par time achievement by running past everything I could on Easy. Can I combine the two successfully?

I decided to give the first level "Winter Contingency" a try (after watching some Youtube vids on getting this achievement, of course 😉). Par time is 15 minutes.

That was my third try, the first was 16 and some minutes, the second got it to 15 and some and then that one got under the par by 32 seconds! I should note that this is considered one of the easiest levels to do on Legendary and the guide I watched by the ever-awesome Halo Completionist did it under 12 minutes and you're going to need every spare second you can scrap together to give you a buffer for some of the long, difficult levels. But still!

It's silly, I know, but I feel so proud of me! I'm an old lady (well, middle-aged, if I'm being generous 😜) playing Halo with shaky hands but I made under par time on Legendary! 🥳🥳🥳

PS - Tried it again and got 13:55!

DAX is just so expressive ♥ (Patreon)

i have to clean my room today cause im moving out tomorrow and i dont feel like it i'd much rather do nothing :(

I wish video rentals would come back

Not because of "back in my day things were better" just, there's something really magical about going physically somewhere, same with theaters, its like a whole exciting social outing

I like the convenience of streaming too I just wish both could coexist

I've decided to just start watching through a bunch of corny horror franchises. First was all of the Candyman series, now Children of the Corn, then next I'm thinking From Dusk Til Dawn.

here is the shadows of doubt stream charlie slimecicle did a while back! the vod channel skipped it and its been three weeks since then so i dont think its gonna to get posted but i didnt want it to get deleted by twitch because i had a lot of fun watching it :D

ive never archived anything before so i have no clue what to do from here so if anyone Does Know then please do :)

did u guys know hornblower is on archive.org ?? but with spanish subtitles, which is kind of annoying if you don't speak spanish but better than nothing :-)

Okay so I may possibly be the only person who remembers the bowling alley lawyer show, but it did star pre-Modern Family Julie Bowen and my man closeted gay hockey player Eric McNally himself, Tom Cavanaugh. And it ran 4 seasons! And was produced by David Letterman! But it never got a DVD release and is not available to stream nowhere. However I did find it on a website of questionable morals and I’ve been rewatching it. Unfortunately the first season aired in 1999 so the main woman is repeatedly sexually harassed but we’re supposed to find it romantic and/or funny and her best friend is “fat, less pretty friend who may or may not have a crush on the same guy” and there are some VERY questionable jokes in terms of race and sexuality. But it’s goofy and overall pretty feel-good and actually was fairly progressive for the time. And who just showed up as a scummy conman pastor but Bob Odenkirk???

If the Billie Bust Up wiki is in any way accurate then I think the fact that Fantoccio is into dilfs is one of the funniest things they could have possibly done with the character

"BLJ" actually stands for Biden Long Jump <isnt sure if youre aware of mario 64 speedrunning technique backwards long jump

and if joe biden was put into half life 2 he'd do an "ABH", as in: Accelerated Biden Hop