Billy Burke as Charlie Swan TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

Andy was so real for this

Raskolnikov is so funny to me bro told himself he's not like other amateur criminals and discovered he's just like other amateur criminals if not worse

There’s always talk about there’s not really any solid evidence that Mike is attracted to women (and I’m sure my lovely mutual @aemiron-main could probably pop in here and explain in detail why there’s absolutely none lol love you bestie) but we rarely talk about how there’s literally no evidence that EL is attracted to men. Like the closer you look to more you realize how there hasn’t been a single instance where el was genuinely romantically interested in a guy?? Somehow, somehow there’s less signs of El being interested in men than in Mike being interested in women and that’s really saying something 💀

Also regardless of what you think Mike’s sexuality may be, El generally tends to show way more interest in girls than him and I think that’s genuinely so funny plsssss

Like the show textually supports that she is a lesbian please can we talk about this more 😭

I like the idea that Wilhelm follows Ayub on instagram. Canonically. Like imagine that flex. Ayub can literally just go around being like "yeah the Crown Prince follows me on instagram" and no one wold believe him but it would be true.

“Hannibal is like an idiot junior high kid who has never been in love before but he’s a genius millionaire cannibal”

- the iconic @dbmars responding to one of my ao3 comments and summarizing Hannibal Lecter well

the love letter emoji is so dear to me 💌 look at her 💌 she’s so pretty 💌💌💌

Percy "I can't have mommy issues because I have the best mom in the world" Jackson

david byrne in the green room of the LWT studios that one time

DAY 05: Pajama Miku🛌💤

Saturdays are the best day to sleep in!! This design is also has a super cute figurine!!🌸💖

Anyway now that I’m done being vaguely serious its time to make fun of Lucas Chranach the Elder a little. In many ways its impressive, the man was very prolific. His art was the closest one could get to mass produced in the 16th century. That doesn’t make it less funny to me how often he painted nearly identical depictions of women holding severed heads. These are just the one’s of Judith, and I probably haven’t gotten all of them. He also did several paintings of Salome holding the head of John the baptist and practically the only difference is that Salome has John’s head on a plate, and isn’t holding a sword.

shout out to @simandy for the Betty Boop hair!

She is now occupying space in my head and I love that.

Playing dai after doing a Leliana romance in origins is so funny because it means that Leliana was just continuously lying to Cassandra about not knowing where the HoF is.

“I know one thing: if Varric has brought who I think he has, Cassandra is going to kill him”

like she really said this knowing damn well she did the exact same thing he did lmfaoooo

Murder is tangential to Tom Riddle/Voldemort's characterization imo, it's more important that he is extremely intelligent, hypercompetent, overpowered, dramatic but practical, and has some kind of personality disorder.

bellamy nearly running into a tree while he flirts with clarke >>>>>