I told my partner that my brother was teasing me for being a robot because he called me to talk about my recent doctor appointment (because of course my mom told him before I was ready to 🫠) and after talking about it and then catching up it felt like we both had nothing else to say. And I am honestly not a fan of phone calls, but the end of the call is the worst because it feels really awkward to me. Therefore, I like to end it when it feels weird. So I said, "I feel like our phone call has reached its natural conclusion, so I'll let you go to feed Olive [his puppy]." And he started saying goodbye in a robot voice because that's how I sounded, I guess? Because of the words I used or my tone? And he laughed and affectionately said, "You're so weird."

And anyways, my partner goes, "But he was wrong... you're not a robot! You're a cyborg!" With a big grin.

And it made me laugh.

*sitting at the jazz club* like not to be a bitch but I’m the only one serving cunt here

Goober

am goober

Nerevar, to the Tribunal: You guys are not making my life easy right now.

Vivec: Do we ever?

Nerevar: Good point.

oh my gosh…I’m wheezing

“They’re rivals to lovers” no they’re rivals and lovers get it right

your tag for answering asks should be abimail. A missed opportunity

NOOO

When Kinn leaves his mansion to live with Porsche he definitely packed all his hair products

The man's hair is always on point....even when rebelling against his father... priorities and then some

"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded." (Gravemind has some of the best quotes imo. 2nd to Sergeant Johnson.)

"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer."

Please tell the landoscar of the Vegas helmet 👀

Disclaimer, it's only my delulu thoughts but my crazy and Landoscar-obsessed mind couldn't resist to connect the dots.

Lando called Oscar a little snake for practicing before they attended the karting event after Monza 🫣

And when I first saw Lando’s helmet, I immediately remembered this little piece of information and had a meltdown for no reason 😂

Ooie Sun @ y/n

JAGSJAHSJA @sycopomp LOOK

ALFRED

Everybody enjoys a good crime. Well, except the victim.

YELLOWWW :3 its me the one who wrote that tecchou fic!!

anyway... i wanted to ask.... im hungry for jouno and tecchou... is there any works in process of em’.......? just curious....

hi hi!! currently… nothing in the works for either of them (‘: after think kinktober i will be sure to cook for my jouno and tecchou fuckers 🫡 🤝🤞

I'll be honest Tasty Cools is what made me ship Nick and Coach THE TENSION IS UNREAL

Honestly, Tasty Cools ships every character with Nick (and there's even Nick-cest??) and Nick is such a babygirl princess in that series you know what I mean Seibmoz knows what he's doing...

Lucia: It's spooky season!

Artanis: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life decisions.