Trent/Ted/Beard
polycule headcanon
I’ve got this in my head so this is how I think the Trent/Ted/Beard polycule sleeping dynamics.
Sleeping Style
Ted: Clinger, even while dead asleep. If there is a warm body in his bed he will be tangled against them and grabbing them. Uses weighted blanket when alone. HUMAN FURNACE! But doesn’t need a fan for himself. Early bird
Beard: Doesn’t like to have weight on him, it makes him feel restricted and overheats easily but doesn’t like fans. Can’t sleep if something is on him. Light sleeper. Early early bird.
Trent: Won’t seek out cuddling while asleep but will respond. If he’s left alone he will stay still but will cuddle back while asleep without waking. Constantly cold, sleeps with many blankets. Not a morning person. Deep sleeper.
The Cuddling
Beard/Ted: Ted is allowed one of Beard’s arm and leg to grab. They hold hands while Ted rests his head on Beard’s shoulder and hooks one leg on Beard’s. Beard needs a fan or he will overheat and die. Beard and Ted goof around in bed with they wake up so will often stay in bed and go out for breakfast.
Beard/Trent: Each have their own side. Trent is a blanket hog from being cold before Beard gets him more throw blanket. Beard used Trent’s cold hands as an ice pack if he wakes up hot, Trent sleeps through it. Sometimes one leg or hands will tangle. By the time Trent is awake Beard has breakfast made and his is half eaten.
Ted/Trent: Always holding each other flushed together. Anyway you can cuddle they do. Trent will overheat sometimes so they also have a fan. Ted will wake up first and will stay in bed if Trent is laying on him but will get up otherwise to start their morning.
The Polycule Pile
Middle Trent: Trent as a buffer between Beard and Ted keeps the temperature balanced. No fan needed. Ted and Beard will hold hands across from Trent. Beard and Trent hardly interact, may hold hands if Ted isn’t. In the morning Beard will wait for Ted to wake up before getting out of bed so they can rise together.
Middle Ted: Everyone is overheating. Two fans going and limbs sticking out of blankets if Beard is even under the blanket. Even Ted wakes up in the morning sweaty. Became more tolerable when they just started sleeping with a sheet. Beard gets out of bed as soon as he wakes up to keep the heat from building anymore.
Middle Beard: Doesn’t. He won’t be trapped. Once Ted went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and decided to slip in on Beard's other side and Beard fully rolled Ted over him to be in the middle.
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Beard and Trent
Beard and Trent
Beard and Trent
OOOOO! Fascinating duo.
who’s the cuddler: Trent! Although really Trent loves combing his fingers through Beard's beard.
who makes the bed: They alternate but it's usually Trent.
who wakes up first: They both get up early for the day but when they both have the day off they're sleeping in together.
who has the weird taste in music: Beard. No doubt about it, that man has the strangest taste.
who is more protective: Beard. He's exceptionally protective of Trent, and especially Trent's daughter.
who sings in the shower: Trent. He's not one to belt or anything but he'll def sing into his shampoo bottle a bit. Beard's definitely been known to harmonize a bit but he'll never admit that.
who cries during movies: Beard. He's one sappy dude and canonically is a movie crier.
who spends the most while out shopping: Neither are particularly big spenders. Trent will definitely spend the money on quality items that are meant to last and definitely spares no expense when it comes to his daughter.
who kisses more roughly: Beard. He's definitely a bit of a biter too 😉
who is more dominant: Trent. He might be the slightest bit bossy in bed but Beard likes that from him and Trent knows Beard would be down for a whole variety of stuff.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 7/10. They would be such a fun match up and honestly, I want the two of them to interact in season 3.
send me a ship and i'll answer these questions
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Send a flower emoji to my ask box for a random sentence from a WIP I’m writing 👀🌸🌺🌹🌼🌻🥀
Help cure my writer’s block by motivating me lol (I know it’s the middle of the day on a Monday but STILL). I’ve got a ton of fandom fic ideas & drafts going rn so if you want a snippet from something specific:
trobed
general community or non-trobed community pairings
reddie (richie/eddie from It)
steddie (steve/eddie from Stranger Things) or general Stranger Things 4 content (can do mostly spoiler-free lol)
penelope garcia/derek morgan from criminal minds xoxo
ted/trent from ted lasso
beard/trent from ted lasso
tbh there’s probably some roy/keeley or keeley general stuff in a draft somewhere too
also there is a range of fluff & angst & ~spice~ y’all can specify too 👀
(I know I probably won’t get any asks but if I send myself asks or post snippets unprompted mind ya business I need the motivation lmao)
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in light of tedtrent becoming so real, im also jumping on the tedtrent epilogue 😊
there's just no way ted wouldn't keep in touch with the others (and have weekly zoom meetings just like in the christmas special) and I just love the thought of the whole team having reunions once in a while.
and going back to trent's arc in s3, the sunflowers conversation, "And your daughter?" "She's never been happier." I think it could go the same for ted.. we've never really properly saw how henry felt about his dad being in london, it's always other people that told ted his son misses him, who's to say henry would rather see his dad happy because that in turn would make him happy too? he was there to win the whole thing, right? I just know ted’s story isn’t done yet when he still hasn’t learned to let others take care of him in return and who else to pair him with than the man who blew up his career because a man was nice to him (and also because they were so. so cruel for the fakeout tedbecca scenes for that finale) 🥺
I'm no writer so just pretend these are snapshots of a slow burn fic where ted visits london for their team reunion and slowly realizes that trent has a crush on him and they kiss about it 💛
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Inspired by both @pineappical ‘s cute Teddy Lasso and of course @bahoreal ‘s fic Gentle with Me I just wanted to draw some Teddy Lasso 😩🧸
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I love Ted and his girlfriend Rebecca and his husband Beard and his boyfriend Trent
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