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Trent/Ted/Beard
polycule headcanon
I’ve got this in my head so this is how I think the Trent/Ted/Beard polycule sleeping dynamics.
Sleeping Style
Ted: Clinger, even while dead asleep. If there is a warm body in his bed he will be tangled against them and grabbing them. Uses weighted blanket when alone. HUMAN FURNACE! But doesn’t need a fan for himself. Early bird
Beard: Doesn’t like to have weight on him, it makes him feel restricted and overheats easily but doesn’t like fans. Can’t sleep if something is on him. Light sleeper. Early early bird.
Trent: Won’t seek out cuddling while asleep but will respond. If he’s left alone he will stay still but will cuddle back while asleep without waking. Constantly cold, sleeps with many blankets. Not a morning person. Deep sleeper.
The Cuddling
Beard/Ted: Ted is allowed one of Beard’s arm and leg to grab. They hold hands while Ted rests his head on Beard’s shoulder and hooks one leg on Beard’s. Beard needs a fan or he will overheat and die. Beard and Ted goof around in bed with they wake up so will often stay in bed and go out for breakfast.
Beard/Trent: Each have their own side. Trent is a blanket hog from being cold before Beard gets him more throw blanket. Beard used Trent’s cold hands as an ice pack if he wakes up hot, Trent sleeps through it. Sometimes one leg or hands will tangle. By the time Trent is awake Beard has breakfast made and his is half eaten.
Ted/Trent: Always holding each other flushed together. Anyway you can cuddle they do. Trent will overheat sometimes so they also have a fan. Ted will wake up first and will stay in bed if Trent is laying on him but will get up otherwise to start their morning.
The Polycule Pile
Middle Trent: Trent as a buffer between Beard and Ted keeps the temperature balanced. No fan needed. Ted and Beard will hold hands across from Trent. Beard and Trent hardly interact, may hold hands if Ted isn’t. In the morning Beard will wait for Ted to wake up before getting out of bed so they can rise together.
Middle Ted: Everyone is overheating. Two fans going and limbs sticking out of blankets if Beard is even under the blanket. Even Ted wakes up in the morning sweaty. Became more tolerable when they just started sleeping with a sheet. Beard gets out of bed as soon as he wakes up to keep the heat from building anymore.
Middle Beard: Doesn’t. He won’t be trapped. Once Ted went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and decided to slip in on Beard's other side and Beard fully rolled Ted over him to be in the middle.
#tedependent#ted x trent#tedtrent#tedbeard#ted x beard#tedtrentbeard#ted x trent x beard#ted lasso polycule#ted lasso#beard ted lasso#trent crimm#trentbeard#trent x beard
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Trentbeard is looking realer by the day?!?!? Like how easily Trent has been able to get through to Beard?!?!
I won't be surprised if Trent just tells Beard he should leave Jane and then...he simply does!!!!
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Rating:
Explicit
Fandom:
Ted Lasso
Relationship:
Coach Beard/Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm
Tags:
Porn Without Plot | Porn With Feelings | Objectification | Doll Play | Blow Jobs | Spitroasting | Consensual Kink | Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick
Summary:
Sometimes, after a stressful day, Ted likes to be treated like an inanimate doll to quiet his mind. Trent and Beard are only too happy to oblige.
#tredbeard#tedependent#tedtrent#tedbeard#trentbeard#ted lasso fanfic#trent crimm#ted lasso#coach beard
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i started a tedtrent fic like 2 weeks ago where beard gets a call from ted after trent gets into some drug problem and ahhhh after last nights ep i’m just s h a k i n g with the desire to wrITEEEE 😭😭😭😭
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BEARD’S I GOT DIBS ON DOLLY?? all of a sudden i’m a trentbeard truther
#trent crimm#coach beard#trent x beard#beard x trent#ted lasso spoilers#ted lasso#if i can’t have tedtrent i’ll take beardtrent#tedtrent
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ted lasso ship names are so funny because they're literally just the names next to each other like we didn't even mash them together it's just. tedtrent. roykeeley. roykeeleyjamie. royjamie. royted. tedbeard. colinisaac. colinjamie. trentbeard. and then there's tedbecca and two aces like good job everyone
#ted lasso#like we really didn't even try huh#and don't come at me with that tedpendent shit it doesn't work now that trent isn't a journalist
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20 Questions For Fic Writers
Tagged by @beckstraordinary
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
9 completed works, some of them multichapter but nothing tooo long. one series.
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
More than my actual thesis... that i should have been writing... for my actual work... (almost 85k)
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Ted Lasso and Tedpendent specifically! But I am a multishipper, so you'll find some TrentBeard in there and some TrentRoy too.
I'd love to write for Midnight Mass but I'm scared of how to write all the religious talk. I thought about writing for OFMD and BBC Ghosts but sort of didn't find the inspiration. There's something about TedTrent that just has that sort of grip on my brain I guess!
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
So... Michelle’s Bisexual Bureau of Investigation seems to be the most liked. I mean, it's basically about Trent being a gay disaster on social media so I think many of us out there can relate (it's actually largely based on something I personally did). It was fun to write and I can sort of see why it's a fun read.
Second, third and fourth place we have 🪄The Smut Fics🪄. It's all private on ao3, so you'll need a profile to access them cause, well.
Fifth place we have Bicycle Day Surprisingly Not About Cycling, which is about divorced dads with a mutual crush doing LSD together. 😇 It was so hard to write but I had one (1) idea and had to stick with it!! Also it was for a challenge so I was extra determined to get it out of my system.
Ironically (in the Alanis sense of the term) some of my personal favourites have the least kudos.
5. Do you respond to comments?
Yes! I love recieving comments and I wanna let people know I really appreciate them. Also, I love commenting on fics and treat the comment section on ao3 as a sort of community-building place. People have been so nice and lovely in the comment sections, it's amazing, really.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
The ending is not angsty, cause I like to give some happiness to my fictional babes, but this one is sort of angsty and has the least explicit happy ending: Can you still edit a written book?. It's about Beard and Trent being sad and miserable about Ted leaving and hooking up about it. I also wrote a short sequel here: A different pace. This is a wip series and it's the most emo / earnest i got with fic writing. I don't mind it tho!
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Inside of me there are two wolves.
One wants to make a sex joke out of the question and thus recommending smut, the other wants to link a wholesome future fic written from the Crimmlet's pov. The duality of humankind.
All of my fics have happy endings, so I'll re-interpret the question and I'll link A very special Crimmlet Diary entry for Coming Out day because it has a glimpse on a very cute and happy family future for Ted and Trent together.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Only from my own brain when I feel down about my writing! 🙃
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
YES. I. DO.
More open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter is a multi-chapter multishipping madness of a fic I thought about orphaning many times and which I keep as a testament of my own progress in writing fics. I am still grateful for having had some help with beta-reading it but it's just such a mess and very self-indulgent. There's some fun sexy parts including potentially problematic dirty talk, public sex, platonically holding your hands with your bff while you both get head... Ops.
I also wrote an alternative chapter for it which became a one shot, called Cowboys are secretly frequently fond of each other, which is about Trent getting horny over Ted singing karaoke.
But I think the only one I really like it's You’re an angel I’m a dog (Or you're a dog and I'm your man). It's a nasty (you've been warned!) PWP pup play fic. I just think those men deserve to be freaks once in a while. I debated over publishing this as anon but my lack of shame won.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
No... but I do think Trent deserves boyfriends from every corner of the multiverse.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
No, don't think so.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
No.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
No, but I'd love to. My DMs are open!
14. What’s your all time favorite ship?
💙Ted and Trent💙. Truly a perfect ship. My losers. I love them.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
The Midnight Mass AU that lives rent free in my head and that most likely will never see the light of day (...wink wink, pun intended).
16. What are your writing strengths?
I don't know! I think I can be quite funny. And sometimes poetic, even accidentally so, in the way non-native speakers sometimes can be, using language in a different way. I think I can also write pining quite well (gay water sign talent).
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
I hate, HATE, writing dialogue. I am terrified of it. I am afraid it will sound fake or artificial. I also feel insecure about English not being my first language and it showing in fics, in them sounding weird somehow. Not seeing mistakes etc. But I also lack the impulse control needed to wait for fics to be beat read and I sometimes just post the second is done. Which. Not ideal.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
The bane of my existence. Hell on earth. Help. (I willfully misinterpret this question and answer implying that all dialogue is in another language for me).
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Somewhere, on EFP (Italian fanfic site) there are some original works of mine from AGES AGO, and even (if memory doesn't fail me) some Harry Potter wips that I hope are long gone, since fuck that TERF and her work.
20. Favourite fic you’ve written?
Probably the last one I wrote for the AFC Richmond discord server bingo challenge. To love flowing in different directions. it's about queer chosen family and love. It has puns about sex toys, drunken confessions, fantastic wing man action, lots of mutual pining. It was fun to write!
No pressure tags: @bookqueen101 @leeofthestone @thistableforone @rootingfordorks @crimmcakes @carduelisfinch @tinylilemrys @jamiepoptart
#ao3#fanfic writers#fanfic writing#fanfic#fanfiction#writer questions#writing#tedtrent fic#tedtrent#tedpendent#ted lasso fic#ted lasso fanfic
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Ummm guys gays...what if trentbeard endgame??? 👀
How do we feel about that??
#trent crimm#ted lasso spoilers#hmmmm...how do we feel about that??#THOUGHTS ARE BEING THUNK#trentbeard
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man it's fascinating going into the tag of something you only properly started shipping well after the show finished airing and seeing all the people who were shipping it before the finale just... stop after it doesn't become canon. because i genuinely feel like that's when my powers are at their strongest
#i will take a paper thin premise and a handful of crumbs#and turn it into a vessel worthy of the high seas#(sure it's usually more of a raft than a ship but it's my raft and i love it)#shipping#fandom#this is about trentbeard if y'all are curious
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Back on my TrentBeard bullshit. I made my angsty ramblings about them a series, and I just wrote the second instalment. It's emo and not really plot-oriented. Do with this info what you want.
The series is called Notes in the margin (M rated) and it will probably be expanded in the future because therapy is expensive but writing rarepair angst is free!
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