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theelvishscribbler · 1 year

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"I'll hold them off!" (proceeds to just stand around for a few hours and act as a target for Bebop and Rocksteady)

Didn't like the episode, but this moment was cute

#scribbles #my art #I'll reblog this to my art account later #maybe.#tmnt #tmnt 1987 #1987 raph #traumatize the funny man #why do i post everything two months after i draw it?

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sunnystrollblog · 28 days

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How Bruce found out about branch

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls branch #trolls fanart #trolls fandom #trolls band together #dreamwork trolls #trolls art #trolls au #borrowers au #bruce trolls #trolls john dory #trolls floyd #not really but this was to funny not to draw #mans is traumatized #inspired by an ask

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cryptiqish · 3 months

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we’re only two eps in but already waiting in dread for people to start flanderizing and/or completely misunderstand tmagp characters. i saw what u people did to tim, elias and martin last time i can’t do this again

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #sorry never going to be not annoyed at the whole ‘funny meme man’ tim fanon like he is 35 and traumatized #elias being tumblr sexymanified is so odd to me because he’s a direct indictment of the banality of upper class evil #and a criticism of the adjacent conservative ideology like that’s the whole point #and my poor boy martin just got flanderized beyond belief lol #tma

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guest-1-2-3 · 23 days

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so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable

#their relationship is not all solangelo i just noticed the parallels lol #also thriving off of the found family dynamics that exist in peter/harley + the avengers fics #all i’m getting is that tony stark is a reluctant father figure 💀 however i barely know what’s canon don’t come at me #steve. clint. sam. bruce. bucky. natasha. wanda. vision. shuri. pepper. matt. etc #i have gained so much knowledge of the marvel cinematic universe! (i have intense spoilers of every characters traumatic backstory now)#hmm hydra. shield. friday. karen. midtown. acadec—mj ned betty cindy abe mr harrington fLasH #im just listing things i did not know that i now know. i find it very funny that i have no idea what’s ooc or canon tho #it’s like i’m reading an original story cause bro i do not know shit about spiderman #parkner #solangelo #also idk if peters actually italian but he definitely is in this fic and somewhere in the canon universe he might be implied to be? idk man #im going in blind #spiderman

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iwanttobepersephone · 9 days

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I don't see enough people simping for Cassie in this fandom and that's a crime

Where are all my lesbians at??? I know we have some

#C'MON #SHE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL IN TOWN #funny #rangers apprentice #ranger's apprentice #cassandra altman #cassandra king #(<- my headcanoned/placeholder last name for her)#rambles #listen y'all are simping for #1). Traumatized dad man #2). Traumatized widower with a grudge #3.) Redhead #we can simp for cassie too we can do this I know we can

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shitpostingkats · 5 months

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I think we often forget that Yusaku has like a year of food service experience. We need to remember that more.

#he’s autistic he’s traumatized but also. He manned a hotdog truck. maybe that’s why he’s Like That.#also very funny to me he’s one of the only yugioh protags with like. an actual job.#yugioh #yugioh vrains #vrains #ygo vrains #yusaku fujiki

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dav-suburbiia · 22 days

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big fan of this guy

I think there is something so captivating about a post-lnwtd jack who is like super fucked up in an almost comical way. guy who gives you a thousand yard stare and tells you satan is coming to kill him

#suburbiiart #late night with the devil #jack delroy #he definitely does the cartoony eye twitch thing too btw. he’s really funny #(is talking about a traumatized grown man)

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cerealboxlore · 1 year

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i just remembered another small idea for de-aged billy thats been playing in my head

so like billy’s been very bitter around the league for the whole time they’ve seen him de-aged and end up taking him out of the watchtower for whatever reason (or he finds a way to leave himself if the league doesn’t let him because they think it’s unsafe for him or whatever) and villainous shenanigans ensue, theres a lot of damage and a very, very, scared child

of course our dear billy goes to help said child (maybe the league try to stop him since they don’t think he can comfort the child in his current bitter state but can’t really stop him?) and that’s the first time they really see captain marvel in him

like they’ve seen his physical similarities (eyes, hair, ect.) but now they see him put on a big cheesy grin for this kid, his posture becomes so much more open and friendly, and he just manages to look like he can handle anything despite the fact that by all means a boy so malnourished should not look that way

i also imagine that the way he talks suddenly holds so much wisdom and kindness (he was very mean to the league lol)

also it’d be so cool if the moment the child’s safe and out of sight he just switches up immediately and looks so weary and tired, the moment he notices the league so much as glance at him funny he switches again to super feral

(seems i had more to say than i thought dear cereal)

I always love answering your asks, sorry that I end up procrastinating so much!

Now time to cook this baby 🔥

De-aged Billy (but not really) is one of my favorite things ever, and it brings forth so many opportunities for this small child to open up and talk about his traumas and problems to the world. (Once more people has seen the newest movie I will be creating my own post about Billy's traumas and how they affect him despite being coined as the immature, childish superhero by every other superhero in his world.) But the beauty and tragedy about Billy having every opportunity and chance to open up and be vulnerable with others, is that he's too scared. Too convinced that what he wants to discuss isn't going to be important to others and that his problems are his problems alone to face and conquer, when he's just a kid. A kid who's grown up too fast for his own good.

I imagine if the league tries to keep little mortal Billy Batson in the watch tower, he'd definitely try and fly the coop. The zeta beams, trying to hitch a ride with another hero back home, or just straight up using a spell he saved to float in a hamster bubble back to Earth in space. (Superman stopped him from that last one).

Ultimately deciding on letting this small and feral child version of Captain Marvel outside in his own city for some fresh air is the smart decision. There may be some of his villains looking for him for any opportunity to strike at him, but I trust that the Justice League wouldn't leave him alone without a partner/chaperone, as they joked. It was supposed to be just Billy and Green Arrow accompanying him while things got sorted out.

Unfortunately Plastic Man hitched a ride on the zeta beam at the last second and completely threw plans WAY off.

They end up getting spotted by a villain, Dr. Sivana possibly, and things get messy, as you said. Green Arrow shoots down his mechanical dummies while Plastic Man deals with dangling the bald man upside down a lamp post. But the catastrophic effect to the clean and nice street was evident. Buildings were crashed into and torn apart by Dr. Sivana, nearly killing off innocent civilians, had it not been for Billy Batson guiding them to safety routes and easing their escapes.

In the chaos of it all, I like to believe that Billy will still find calmness and ease in it, after living a life so full of it for so long. He'd still remain focused, especially when he hears the cries of a familiar voice. A classmate.

They don't know that he's secretly Captain Marvel, and he doesn't know their name. But what does that matter? They're both kids. They're both too young for any of this to be happening to them. Guiding them away from all the falling debris and rubble, Billy keeps his classmate calm enough to bring them away from the dangers of the battle close to them.

Green Arrow and Plastic Man manged to shoot/sneak a concerned and worried look over to their supposed de-aged teammate's way, only to be surprised when they see that Billy is smiling as confidently and with his big cheesey grin as before.

That's when they realize. Even if it wasn't real or a moment in bad vision, it felt like Billy's shoulders were much broader than they seemed. Like the weight of the world was on his shoulders more than they should have been, but that the boy would never complain and only ask for more weight to hold in return. Just like their regular Cap.

It's strange. They never noticed this side of Captain Marvel before. They were meeting so many new sides of him in just one day, despite knowing him for years at this point. Just how much of their friend had they not known?

"Hey, come on, hold my hand! I'll get you out of this, maybe you'll still have time to help give me the math homework answers for tomorrow!"

"B-but! I'm too scared to move!! Everything is falling, a-and I-"

"It's going to be alright. You have to make the first step if you want to keep moving forward. I'll be with you, I promise. Let's get out of here. Together."

At the end of the terrible, no good, very bad day for Billy Batson, and Dr. Sivana is dealt with and his classmate is sent home to their family safe and sound, Billy just collapses, intending to hit the grass and sleep off everything, had it not been for the swift and caring stretched arms of Plastic Man catching him in time.

Billy wants to argue and maybe even tries to scratch at Plastic Man to let him go, but Plastic Man is already swinging and rocking him in the air in his super stretched arms, singing loudly and annoyingly an out of pitch made up lullaby.

Green Arrow gets them zeta beamed back to the watch tower before Plastic Man can start on the next chorus, but at least they were able to give the de aged Captain Marvel some free time for once (even if that was ruined halfway through).

Billy looks so peaceful and soft when sleeping. Malnourished and scruffy, yes, but right now, he was safe, and that was all that mattered. They'd figure out how to age him back to normal soon, and Billy would find a way to get out of this troublesome situation....eventually. But for now? Billy can enjoy this well-earned sleep.

Whew. It feels like I had a lot more to say than I thought, Markus.

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ratbastarddotfuck · 2 years

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I know the magnus archives is a podcast and I know I'm probably not the first person to think of this, but I'm doing a relisten and I just thought of how funny it would be to be listening to these recordings in-universe. Especially in early season 1, before anything starts making sense.

Imagine you're some underpaid research assistant at the Magnus Institute and you're listening to a tape your boss recorded of a statement. Your boss tends to keep to himself and is a bit of a sceptic (at least, compared to the rest of you). He speaks somewhat dryly.

He begins reading the statement, and suddenly he's a voice actor adding inflections and stutters to the written statements, as well as his own idea of what the statement maker's accent.

After voice acting a short horror story, he discusses office drama and snarks about your coworkers.

#tma #the magnus archives #jon simms #jonathan sims #im just up to long john's cave #i only started relistening today fyi #in any case: it makes sense from a doylist perspective and eventually from a watsonian one.#but at this point in time the way he acts is just so funny.#this man has OPINIONS and he is not afraid to tell them #watcher? this guy loves to talk.#if i were recording people's traumatic experiences onto tape as part of an official archive of the unexplained #i would simply read it in my regular voice #i certainly wouldn't be performing #but more power to u king #the system speaks

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theofficialuriel · 2 months

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what’s a girl gotta do to get more bernard dowd post-cult centric fics around here

#:(#PLS GIVE ME MORE TRAUMATIZED CYNICAL BERNARD #y’all already took his shitty parents’ traits and gave them to Tim’s #I need it like a drowning man needs water #I’ve seen like three rly good ones #I’m pretty sure all three are abandoned #PLEASE GUYS #no other character in the world has #break in a school shooting and then immediently joined a cult after #I can’t project him onto another character #guys please l #I need him to be sad and pathetic #funny Bernard is cute but give me sad #bernard dowd #dc comics #tim drake #tim ‘I can fix him’ drake #he did it to Bruce and he’ll do it to Bernard #(I don’t want him to actually fix him but you get the point)#(maybe one of the themes can be Tim’s need to fix people? Idfk)#GIVE ME MOTR TIMBERN POST CULT #timbern #im genuinely tweaking #I’ll give you my fic recs if you give me yours

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tottymatsuno · 7 months

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you ever wonder why this dudes kinda fucked up and intense? well this is why!

#i wish mine was more thematically appropriate like other peoples but like these are the characters i wouldve kinned if i were a kinnie #yees i posted two couples. you need to understand that i am the victim and perpetrator in my own narrative. the protag and the antag #i am the lover and i am the loved. i am the sunshine and the eclipse if you understand me you understand if you dont i cant help u #i also am just a fucked up little boy with mommy issues so severe he is ready to burn the world straight to the 2nd layer.#3 lil boys with mommy issues confirmed. 1 grown man with granny issues. a lesbian with anger issues. courtney (me) and a cat (me)#and then theres poppy who honestly out of all of these characters is me the absolute most but youd had to traumatize her to really see it #character inspiration square #im also just deciding tbh that my self insert is just an oc but like also me but more fictionalized with my nuances dulled down in order to #be a funny character and not #sundried sketches

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rumbleonthemill · 5 months

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some people are still surprised by the acts of Peterson here,like...do u have eyes?

he's being STALKED by a journalist here

who takes photos of him out of context

and tries to expose him for shit (which the cult did) he has actually nothing to do with, because he's busy trying to protect his last remaining family member (EVERYONE fucking forgets this and I'm so mad)

bitches literally try to cancel Peterson while he's just mindin his own business like always

also,if he wanted to murder anyone,he'd have done so. early on. he doesn't want to cause harm, but he's not tolerating people around his family.

#hello neighbor #text #discussion #gotta love how the hypersensitive whining little shits perfectly approve a random grown man as he tries to take a kid he just met w himself #literally nobody understands the plot that Nikita was setting up either I swear..#idk?!noone has fucking experience with loss and grief as it seems or wtf is ur problem and if so why tf are u whining #it would be so funny if this queued post went out after i died and people would be whining at a dead person tho #I have so many traumatic experience & I feel Sosed sadly.people who have NOTHING are barking at me as if I was wrong well how about you shu

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dangerous-advantage · 6 months

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(Image description below 'read more' line.)

[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

#look ok #i see all the cute little fics with xl and hc talking about becoming parents and etc etc #and that's cute! that's adorable!! let them be happy!!!#but. you have to admit ok. hualian need to work through their own problems #like c'mon. xl picks up like AT LEAST three kids in the book and then proceeds to forget about one on his shelf for a while #just kinda. stands judgmentally with his hands on his hips about guzi and qi rong (it's really funny though don't get me wrong)#and after finally re-capturing lang ying he's like 'i'm gonna guardian you!' and then a whole bunch of shit happens and uh well #ly turns out to be the ghost of some kid xl traumatized 800 years ago come back for vengeance (L)#which means xl traumatized him multiple times lmao #we aren't even touching qi rong and lang qianqiu which YES i know the latter wasn't xl's fault and i am fully aware that the situation with #qi rong is and was complicated. BUT. come ON man can these poor kids never catch a break? the one kid he DIDN'T accidentally traumatize #turned out to be obsessively in love with him so like maybe this is for the best?#anyway i also just don't think they'd be... genuinely interested in a commitment like that? like hc would go along with anything xl wants #but he doesn't seem the type to be interested in kids (he's mostly just interested in xl)#xl isn't off the hook either ok #people bring up hc's treatment of e'ming but xl isn't exactly a saint to ruoye. i dont blame the guy he's got a lot on his mind #but he's also very.... absent #plus with the responsibilities of their respective positions all their extra time is like. spent on eachother jk?#this isn't to say xl doesn't *like* kids or anything i just don't think he would want to be a full-time parent lmao #also they DEFINITELY have their own issues with themselves as kids and i'm afraid that might translate into like. parenting #meme #tgcf #mxtx meme #tgcf meme #xie lian #hua cheng #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan

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revrads · 1 year

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Artstyle experiment with old man Archie!

He probably plays Candy Crush on his free time

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francy-sketches · 1 year

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This is the worst explanation I've ever read what 😭

#.txt #george please its becoming so hard to defend you #'why would these two fertile children not start breeding immediately' ????????#idk man maybe its bc they're traumatized. or they're just not into eachother. maybe they're gay idk #idc about jaehaera 'getting replacted' or whatever what bothers me is the fucking. smoking hot 6 year old #like even if we accept she absolutely HAD to be 6 why did it have to be a girlboss moment #i love how asoiaf presents child marriages as bad and horrifying and then fire and blood just. doesnt #i swear he was posessed by some evil spirit when writing f&b #if asoiaf was written like f&b we would have gotten the beautiful love story of tyrek and his infant wife or smth #this is kinda funny tho. all that twitter arguing about the greens getting divine punishment or whatever #but no turns out grrm is just weird #or at the very least he's got some skewed views of medieval life #ok now I wanna hear the reason why he made viserys 2's wife so much older than him

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queenerdloser · 3 months

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reading baldur's gate fic is so funny to me sometimes because almost every single tav i've read is like. a nerd. awkward. stuck in a library/commune/forest and doesn't know How To Do People. combat unready. a wee paper slip of a person. self-doubting and uncertain.

whereas i am out here with my bard who dumped all her stats in charisma and perception and therefore is no longer able to fail a persuasion check. and my personal backstory for her is that she's an insanely well known frontman for a rock band in baldur's gate so literally everyone they meet knows who she is. nonstop flirt. clocks manipulation left and right because seeing through performances is like half of her skillset. oh yeah. and she can fucking oneshot you by being mean in your direction.

#all tavs are created equal obvs but if you are not making your tav so op it's funny what is the point #i wrote some quick drabbles bc as always im irked by the way i cant tailor responses in rpg to match my characterization #and like. the funniest scene i have is when they go to the grove and literally EVERYONE there knows who she is.#it's like. if fucking beyonce picked up a rapier and a group of raggedy ass nobodies and said Let's Fucking Go #also making astarion have NO clue who she is was deeply funny to me. that old man doesnt listen to hip young music #he's too busy being traumatized and gay #bg3 #im truly not being mean i love the awkward tavs too #it's just so very far from how i characterize my own i have to laugh #that said i want to do a durge run & HIM i plan to make awkward and uncertain #this rockstar persona all came about bc i want a canon reason to give her purple hair btw #and to dress her in slutty little shirts with tit windows #me playing bg3 as a dress up romance game as god intended #im saving the astarion romance for my durge run but they WILL be best friends. and yes. she falls for gale of all people

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