(magnus archives spoilers)

yeah im doing fine you guys just thinking about the fact that after stabbing him, martin had to watch jon suffer as the powers were released into other worlds because stab wounds dont usually kill instantly and it takes a long time for a person to bleed out

"Statement of Gerard Keay, deceased" 📼💀

“supplemental: i feel i’m being watched.”

A bit of comforting jmart <3

"eldritch horror"??? no ur honor that's my blorbo idk what you mean

started malevolent

Jon and The Admiral

everyone RN omg jmj error, Jon, Martin, Jonah, they're all there trapped in the computer the third voice is going to be -

What's that? it's  Joshua Gillespie with a steel chair!

jon tmp episode 7

The exciting possibilities of a whole new universe and cast of characters to explore in The Magnus Protocol vs. the overarching horror of knowing that any character technically could be Jonah Magnus. Fight.

the eye is so ableist not letting blind people into their silly little cult

fuck you [ponifies your magnus archives]

i’m sick and tired of the horrors, have jon archivist if he was just A Guy

yeah they're babygorl or whatever

I know the magnus archives is a podcast and I know I'm probably not the first person to think of this, but I'm doing a relisten and I just thought of how funny it would be to be listening to these recordings in-universe. Especially in early season 1, before anything starts making sense.

Imagine you're some underpaid research assistant at the Magnus Institute and you're listening to a tape your boss recorded of a statement. Your boss tends to keep to himself and is a bit of a sceptic (at least, compared to the rest of you). He speaks somewhat dryly.

He begins reading the statement, and suddenly he's a voice actor adding inflections and stutters to the written statements, as well as his own idea of what the statement maker's accent.

After voice acting a short horror story, he discusses office drama and snarks about your coworkers.

so many people will say that Jon is sexy (factually incorrect), hot (eh don't see it but to each his own), or cute (mmm yes but in a pathetic cat way)

but I've never once heard his appearance described as healthy