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hiero-green · 1 year
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Top 5 Batman portrayals? 👁️🫦👁️💕
OOOO OK OK
So Misha said they don’t have to be live action portrayals so there’s a mix in here! This was also SUPER HARD TO CHOOSE so for the record these aren’t so much ranked as they are a nebulous cloud of a top 5
Kevin Conroy in B:TAS/TNBA/JL. This was probably pretty predictable. Come on. He’s first voice I hear in my head while thinking about Batman (a close second tho actually is something like his voice in Arkham Origins and the Hush movie! Idk their actors tho) and he played one of if not the most important Batman portrayals ever. To get NUANCED about this briefly, I do have issues with the DCAU’s later writing for Bruce, namely how everything about him seems to get so grimdark and edgy compared to his warmth and gentleness in B:TAS BUT how and ever SO. Kevin Conroy king forever 👑
Robert Pattinson in The Batman. You know I love me my Rpatz. I can absolutely understand why he might not be someone’s favourite, especially if they’re a fan of the classic depiction of Bruce, but what I really love about him (and this extends to Riddler too!) is that despite being different in some ways on the surface, all his traits ultimately come from the same core character and experience as depictions that feature more galas, swimwear models and ski trips in the Alps Brucie Waynes. He’s both a very grounded depiction of a deeply troubled man yet he toes the line between the “realism” of ‘verses like the Nolanverse and more camp superhero stuff so well and he has so much potential for his sequel, as well as of course giving us the chance to see him be a detective!! Finally!! To mention Robert himself then, he did such an amazing job playing Bruce. I love Robert Pattinson, I really do, I seek out movies with him in them, and still every time I see him in a movie, Rob completely melts away and it’s just… the character. There truly are few actors I can say that about, but I feel it so strongly for him, and his Batman portrayal was no different. (Also autidm bruce yuh). I also love his dynamic with Jim, Rob and Jeffrey are so good together.
Bruce in Batman: The Imposter. A non-actor one on here! Admittedly I don’t read as many comics as I’d like, but Batman: The Imposter was one I had to buy in May after seeing The Batman and having it recommended to me. For a lot of the same reasons I like The Batman 2022 Bruce, I like B:TI Bruce. I find with him that there’s such a… a softness to him. When he’s Bruce, there’s such a quietness, almost a meekness to him. He really reads as very pained but still somehow managing to find a kindness in his heart, even when he’s so isolated from the world. I also think it’s interesting — if slightly concerning — that Alfred is pretty much gone from Bruce’s life. A while after Bruce comes into Alfred’s care as a child, Alfred can’t handle him anymore, sends him off to boarding school, and dips from the Wayne family completely. Absolute worst Alfred I’ve ever seen, we do not stan. BUT my point is that, while I feel like there’s a chance the author wrote Bruce to be alone for the sake of cliche lone wolf edgelord, it just makes his shy nature outside of the Batman suit stand out to me more. Even so alone, he hasn’t lost hope. And. The page where he’s talking about his effect on Gotham, and he sheds a tear from under the cowl. Yeah. Yeah it got to me. Also! He’s the closest we have to a canonically autistic Bruce!
David Mazouz in Gotham. Okay. Okay. Gotham is not well-written, nor do I like the fact that Bruce plays a part in the show at all, I don’t like him being on a path to Batman from the moment his parents die. HOWEVER. I think David is a fantastic depiction of a young, struggling to grieve, anger-filled, doesn’t-want-to-feel-powerless Bruce. He’s a kid trying to understand himself and the world that’s been turned upside down on him, and David portrays a great balance of innocence and blooming maturity. Also, the older he gets, the more he looks like a perfect Bruce I swear to god. Even if I don’t like Bruce’s role in the show, I always thought David Mazouz was a great fit.
Bruce in The Batman 2004 cartoon. This one’s just fun. They don’t really touch on the darker aspects of him and they don’t mention his parents much at all (they don’t pretend they never died, but they’re very *very* vague and rare about their mentions of them) but I just think he’s really fun. He’s young and energetic but he’s not a party animal, and I think he’s interesting as a,, surprisingly stable Bruce. He also doesn’t have as much separation between Batman —> Bruce and Bruce —> Brucie as other depictions which I think is interesting! He feels very genuine and always like himself, but they’re also not afraid to show him being self-destructive or neglecting his needs for his work.
BONUS MENTION BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS: Ben Affleck in the DCEU. Okay okay OKAY I do not like the DCEU. I really don’t, and I think Bruce is grievously miswritten (???) in BvS. But. Ben deserved better. I can very easily see him as Bruce. I think he makes a very good older Bruce, AND he was great in the party scene in BvS where he meets Clark and they butt heads. Same as with Henry Cavill, they deserved to play better written versions of their characters.
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Thank you for the thought provoking ask, Mish!!!!
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hcrofraid · 5 years
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HALLO THERE! Here’s my rules! They’re a bit long, but hopefully you can push through ‘em and we can get a chance at interaction!
1. Themes might vary with this blog. Although I’m typically SFW, I might touch upon dark topics here and there.
Things will be tagged! I’ll try my best, anyways. If you want something in particular tagged, please let me know. The format I use for tagging is, for example, tw: swearing.
I don’t have any triggers but I do ask you tag all of your NSFW content.
That said, I won’t do anything NSFW - gore is okay, though.
I’m of age.
2. I‘m a little selective, but otherwise - I’m open to canon, au, crossover, and original characters! As long as their muns rp literately/write para.
If it’s a crossover, I have to know the fandom and be at least a little bit confident with it. This is so I’m able to work with you, our thread and have muse for it.
Absolutely no godmodding. It ain’t fun, fam. If you’re not sure what this term means, do look it up. This includes powerplaying, metagaming, and other things of that nature. This applies especially in fights if they happen (I’m chance-based and hope that you are too). 
I can be picky with OCs. But rest assured, if you’ve followed me/interacted with my promo, I’ll always give your pages a read.
Please don’t be offended if I don’t want to interact with you (and please don’t try to guilt me into doing so!). 
As for following back, I usually take a week tops to do so - but if you’ve hit up my promo, I go through that eventually.
As I’ve said, I’m selective and as a result mutuals do take priority - but I don’t have to be following you for you to interact with me. It just means I’m more likely to interact with you if you’re a mutual.
3. Please don’t rush me for starters or responses.
PLEASE understand that I have blogs galore and my muse tends to fluctuate; this can mean I’m everywhere at once and can end up neglecting a blog or two. It’s nothing personal; you know how muses are! Additionally, life happens to be a thing.
Please note the mun deals with anxiety and depression - this might affect how frequently she roleplays.
Chances are, I’ve probably has seen that bit of interactivity and just haven’t gotten around to responding yet.
My roleplaying style being para/multi-para, I may take a while to respond. I hoard drafts like a dragon - it’s really just the motivation to write and ship those out.
Just a reminder I hoard all your asks too, even weeks later. If I don’t respond to it, I’m either keeping it for a rainy day, or just can’t find the muse/interest for it currently. If it’s been a month or two though, just assume it wasn’t working for me unless I’ve informed you otherwise.
4. Shippings? Heck yeah I’m down for the fluffy content, as long as they’re of similar age to my boio.
If I don’t happen to be interested, don’t force anything on my character.
I do not ship incestuous ships. Do NOT follow/interact if you do.
Sontails will not be happening on this blog either, sorry.
The ship has to have chemistry; I’m generally shipping trash, but if they don’t click, they don’t click, sorry.
This is a multi-ship blog, meaning there will be more than one ship without them conflicting with eachother.
If you want to ship and I already have a ship of your choosing going with a duplicate, please don’t hesitate to hmu! My ships aren’t exclusive and each character/relationship portrayal is unique to me!
Relationships are eternal until you deem otherwise.
5. Whilst I am of age, I’m not aiming for sexual content on this blog (and will not be dealing with fetishes). That stuff makes me uncomfortable, and I typically don’t recommend pulling it with my character if you’re interacting with me. Nonetheless, should it arise, I will tag it appropriately. Also, Tails is a child. So no.
6. About reblogs…
I am not a meme source, and reblogs clog up my activity. Please reblog any memes you find on this blog from their SOURCE. The exception to this rule is if there is no source; go ahead.
I don’t feel comfortable with Personals reblogging my IC or OOC posts, so please don’t do that. If I put something in the fandom tags for whatever reason (bar promos), you’re free to, though.
Please don’t reblog my art unless I’ve drawn it specifically for you or said you can. I either have that as do not reblog for a reason, or I am planning to post it on my art blog at some point.
A few times is fine, as it happens, but repeatedly breaking these rules will result in me soft blocking you.
I try to participate in reblog karma as much as I can, but always reblog from the source/a meme source.
If a post or ask is for you, you’re free to reblog it to save it though - but only if you’re an rp blog!
7. I’m a para / multi-para blog, novella if I’m adventurous and have time. Whilst I may roleplay crack threads with shorter responses, this does not apply to all threads I write. This means:
I write my replies as detailed as I can muster.
Short responses (such as one-liners) in more serious threads where I’ve written a decent deal can instantly kill my muse for that thread.
Whilst I’d prefer for partners to at least somewhat match my length, it’s entirely up to you - just try your best and make sure you give me enough to work with. ♡
If my muse happens to go nuts out of nowhere - like, overboard - don’t stress too much about matching them.
If para roleplays aren’t your alley, I’m unlikely to roleplay with you. It’s nothing personal; it’s just finding muse for one-liner threads is incredibly difficult unless it’s dash shenanigans. Anything else outside that is fine, though - we can still have fun outside of proper threads.
If you need further context on the AU, the link to it’s tag is here! Otherwise just ask me!
Tails’ AU is one I’m very proud of and very attached to, so please don’t force your headcanons about him on me. If you’re unsure how certain events play out in the context of his universe, don’t hesitate to ask me about them!
That said, anything that might take place on this blog obviously isn’t canon to the AU itself; I just like writing for this boio and it helps me develop his character. It’s all hypothetical.
Additionally! Don’t worry too much if the headcanoned relationships between Tails and other muses don’t match yours. Those are mostly just guidelines for how Tails would USUALLY interact with your muse. I’m open to altering these relationships to better fit our threads! Don’t ever feel restricted to what I put down; it’s mostly just for context purposes because, well, Tails is absent. I’m an IM away for plotting.
8. Threads typically happen naturally with me, but if you’re looking for interaction opportunities:
I’ll have a permanent starter call somewhere for you to hit up; honestly though, if you’re a mutual? Pls feel free to hit it up.
Starter memes are the BEST way to interact me because they just yeet a prompt at my face and really help me write starters. If you see me reblog one, send one!
If there’s a verse you’re interested in, please specify.
If you want to turn an ask into a thread, go ahead!
I may not roleplay with every starter I am given - I’ll do a ‘background check’ if you’re a new blog on the block. If I don’t feel your writing style/length works with mine, I might not respond. Apologies. ;__;
Please don’t write para / novella starters up for me unless we’ve discussed something, sent something, or I’ve liked a starter call. I really don’t want to leave people hanging if I’m not interested.
IMs are open to mutuals, if you want to do any in-depth plotting.
I also have Discord! If you’re mutuals with me, feel free to ask for it!
9. Guidelines on mains and relationships:
If we’re mutuals and we interact a lot, you’re welcome to ask me if I’d like to be your main!
Please note that MAINS fall into two categories; one pertaining to Tails’ initial universe, and those pertaining to alternates. Although the latter is plenty, for clarity’s sake, there would be one alternate Tails might default to.
Please don’t be offended if I deny, though; I typically want to pick those I trust to be my mains as well as people I can comfortably write with.
Not limited to them! I roleplay with duplicates galore so don’t be afraid to hit me up if you want to interact!
Pre-established relationships are a-okay in my book; if you have an idea for a relationship between our muses we can work towards, hit me up! I reblog those pre-established relationship memes every so often too. Romantic relationships link back to the shipping guidelines.
Also, friendship/family/rivalry relationships are EXTREMELY valid to me. GIMME’ ALL THE PRECIOUS BONDING CONTENT PLS. THIS BOY NEEDS FRIENDS.
10. If you have any issues, please let me know and hopefully we can resolve it!
Mun is actually super nice, so don’t be afraid to hit her up!
I am absolutely terrible with IMs and sometimes even Discord. I either respond quickly or days later, depends on my mood. Social anxiety tends to interfere with this - but honestly, if you’ve sent something, I’ve likely read it and just haven’t gotten around to it yet! It’s nothing personal; trust me! I just need a social breather every now and again.
Please leave me out of drama; I’m here to have a good time, as is everyone else, and it pains me to see people arguing.
11. It’s easier with a clean dash for me, so I’m more likely to follow people who:
Trim their posts.
Have rules and about pages! I always read those before interacting or following!
If you don’t have either of those, I’m likely not to follow you - so make sure that you do!
12. On threads…
If you’re not interested in a thread anymore, and would like to drop it, please let me know! I’d feel terrible if we’re both not having fun with it or if partners feel overwhelmed with the amount of threads we have.
Honestly, unless I let you know, our threads have no expiry date - so no need to worry about me dropping them without telling you. I can just be quite slow sometimes.
13. Mun does not equal muse! Anything Tails might say does not reflect on how I think unless I explicitly say so.
14. Know that if I follow you, I WANT to interact with you.
I literally couldn’t care less about follower counts. I care about YOU guys and our interactions.
15. If you’re OKAY with threads being set in Tails’ universe (and acting as his inverse counterparts), please like / reply to this post! It just lets me know I’m A-OK to shoot you asks pertaining to it, rather than the usual alternate shenanigans.
16. These rules may be subject to change.
Please like this post if you’ve read the rules! You don’t have to, but it’s of personal reassurance to me if you have.
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mnynki · 6 years
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Her?
All Taehyung needs in life is Jimin and a puppy
Pairing: Taehyung x Jimin
Word count:  1.7k
A/N hooray it’s vmin smut like my friend asked... i guess? but it’s also kinda cute so ye. this is my first time writing mxm smut so let’s hope it’s good enough for you all... if not... sorry? so ehm tell me if you liked it or nah??? 
Warnings/contains: bottom! jimin, top! tae, anal sex, fingering, pUPPY
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“Kim Taehyung, get your head out of that stupid game and just listen to me,” Taehyung groans as he gets interrupted from his game by his dear boyfriend.
“Minnie,” he whines as he pauses his game. He sighs and huffs as he moved from the floor up to his favorite spot on the couch. He looks at his beautiful boyfriend of 3 years, Park Jimin, who is sitting on the other end. Taehyung smiles at him sweetly before leaning in to give him a small kiss.
“Hm what is it, babe? I was about to beat that lil shit Kookie,” he pouts and Jimin giggles.
“Fuck Jungkookie,” he snort before adding, “I have something better.” He close to sings it, a bright smile on his face. Okay, Taehyung has to admit he is getting curious now, Jimin was only that enthusiastic about showing him things only a handful of times.
“Okay, okay, you got me curious.” He admits before grabbing Jimin around his waist and pulling him closer. “So what is this amazing thing you totally need to show your awesome and great boyfriend?” Taehyung wriggles his eyebrows and Jimin just snorts before giggling.
“If you continue doing the wriggly thing, I won’t give her to you,” Jimin replies,
Taehyung squeals. “Her? You got me a child? Oh my god, Jiminie! I’ve always wanted a child!” Then he suddenly froze, “bu-but Minnie? How do we care for a child?! We are scr-” Taehyung is interrupted by laughter, Jimin’s laughter.
“It’s not a child, you big idiot,” Jimin laughs out while Taehyung just stares at him, lost and confused. “I got you a fucking puppy, you lovable dork.”
“A-a puppy? For me?” Taehyung squealed loudly receiving a hit from Jimin who motioned him to be more quiet.
“Yes, a puppy that is sleeping in the kitchen, on the doggie bed I made him so please, please be quiet.” Before Jimin can say anything else Taehyung is already gone to see the puppy that’s quietly slumbering in their kitchen.
It takes 5 minutes for Taehyung to return, the biggest smile on his face.
“Park Jimin, you are the love of my life,” he mutters as he pulls Jimin against him and pushes their lips together.
A soft moan leaves Jimin’s mouth and Taehyung takes the opportunity to deepen the kiss. Hands grip the shorter’s waist and he feels himself being slowly pushed with his back against the couch, Taehyung leaning over him.
“Hmm baby,” Taehyung hums as their lips separate from each other, “I wanna make love, show you how much I love you.” Jimin sucks in a breath and utters a small “please” before he feels himself getting grabbed from the couch and pulled along to the bedroom. He stumbles a few times, mind hazy and lust clouding his vision. Gosh, he wants Taehyung so bad. The bedroom door is rushed open and Taehyung carefully pushes Jimin onto the bed before straddling him and bringing their lips back together, meeting each other in another kiss.
Jimin’s hands tangle itself in Taehyung’s hair, pulling the dirty blonde locks softly. Jimin can feel Taehyung’s hands creep up under his shirt, warm hands on his even warmer skin. Not long after they separate again to get off their shirts, both gasping for air. Both use the moment to get rid of their shirts, taking them off and throwing them on the floor without care before Jimin can feel Taehyung’s mouth on his collarbone, sinful lips sucking on his skin, those will definitely result in hickeys. He can feel the lips go down until they reach his right nipple where Taehyung starts sucking, while playing with the other one with his hand. Jimin’s fingers reach onto Taehyung’s head to keep him in place. It felt so good. He needed more.
“Ah, Tae.” He moans as he grinds up against his boyfriend’s hard-on, causing the other to moan, too, against his skin.
“So good, Minnie baby,” he groans. “Hm, pants- ahh- off, need you now.”
When their pants join their other clothing Jimin sees Taehyung hover above him, admiring him, love radiating off him. “So beautiful, baby, you’re so beautiful.”
“I love you,” Jimin tells him and Taehyung doesn’t have to reply for Jimin to know the feeling is mutual. “Now get the lube so you can prep me.”
Taehyung nods dumbly before reaching for the cabinet to get the lube and a condom.
“How do you want to do it, baby?” Taehyung asks as he squirts a generous amount of lube on his hand, spreading it over his fingers, warming it up.
Jimin replies with a soft smile, “I wanna see you, babe.”
“Kay,” Taehyung mutters as he leans down kiss him on his forehead, both giggling softly. Only Taehyung would do something so innocent just before fingering his boyfriend. “Hm, you ready?” He asks as he rubs his finger over Jimin’s hole.
“Yes, Tae, pl- please,” Taehyung pushes his finger in gently, looking at his boyfriend’s expression to see if there’s any pain. Jimin feels a slight burn at first but soon nods at him to continue. He starts moving his finger slowly, his long finger almost all the way out before pushing it back in knuckle deep. “‘Nother one, Tae, ‘can handle two,” Taehyung adds the second finger and Jimin lets out a groan, “Yes good, good.”
Taehyung grunts at the tightness as he starts scissoring the other, groans leaving Jimin’s mouth at the feeling of Taehyung’s long fingers in his hole. Jimin has always had a thing for the other’s hands, so big, long finger always making him feel so good, so warm. When Taehyung finally rubs the soft gland of his prostate Jimin lets out a loud moan,
“Ah T-Tae so-o good, please,” Jimin stutters out, he’s so turned on and by the grunts Taehyung is making, he knows the other is too. “Third,” He manages to breathe out as the fingers go over the gland again, this time his finger stays on it a little longer. It feels so good, Taehyung’s fingers feel so good. The third finger slips in with a little push and a groan from Jimin. He can feel his hard dick twitch as Taehyung’s finger touches his prostate again. Jimin knows he will come on Taehyung’s fingers if they don’t start with the real deal quickly. He wants to come on his boyfriend’s dick.
“Ah, I’m ready babe, I will come of you continue. Your fingers are so good. ‘M ready.” Taehyung nods quickly, a barely audible yes comes out of his mouth. Jimin feels empty the moment the fingers leave his hole, he automatically clenches his prepped hole in the open air, hoping Taehyung will put his dick in soon.
“Let me just, put a condom on it real quick and lube it up,” Taehyung grunts frustratingly, as if it’s the worst thing in the world to keep Jimin waiting, with his hole open and ready. Jimin almost agreed. Almost
“Yes babe, gimme a show then,” Jimin smirks at Taehyung who only snorts as a reply.
“Don’t say that shit, will come if you say that,” Taehyung tells him with a groan. “Need to fuck you now, okay love?”
Jimin hums and only a few seconds later he can feel the tip of his boyfriend’s dick against his hole. It’s thicker than three fingers, but both know Jimin quite enjoys the little burning sensation of the stretch. Taehyung enters slowly, groaning as he bottoms up,
“Love your ass, feels so good and tight.” Jimin squeezes around Taehyung’s cock teasingly causing both to moan out.
“Hm, love your cock, too, stretch is good, very good,” Jimin mutters as he gets used to the feeling of Tae’s dick. “You can move now by the way.”
And move he did, Tae pulled almost all the way out, before pushing back in slowly. A particular thrust against his prostate makes Jimin moan loudly and Taehyung does everything to be able to hit that perfect spot again. The taller feels the other pull his head down, bringing him into a kiss. The kiss is sloppy and wet, moans and grunts escaping both their lips.
“My dick, touch it, please,” Jimin feels like begging. Taehyung’s slow but hard and precise thrusts make him feel so amazing. A big hand circles around his cock, and starts jerking him off at the same pace he’s getting fucked.
Jimin comes, screaming a loud “T-Tae!” as cum spurts out of his cock. Taehyung, feeling Jimin clench around his cock doesn’t take long to follow, moaning loudly as he rides out his orgasm.
“You were amazing, baby,” Taehyung whispers as he pulls out and takes off the condom, “So amazing.” He lies down next to Jimin, Jimin cuddling up against him receiving a loving kiss on his forehead.
“Hmm, you too, babe. so great.” Jimin smirks, “We should shower, we’re sweaty and gross.” He says, knowing it will be hard to get the other out of their bed. Taehyung yawns as Jimin finally struggles out of his hold. “Shower, as much as I love cuddling, I don’t like being gross.” He informed Taehyung, knowing he’d follow.
That’s when they hear a bark, they totally forgot, they have a puppy in the house now.
“Fuck! The puppy!” Taehyung runs to the kitchen, uncaring of his nudity. welcomed by a tail-shaking and furry puppy that just barks the moment she sees him. “She totally heard us having sex. Oh my god! We are such bad parents!”
Jimin laughs loudly at Taehyung’s horrified expression, “I think we will be okay Tae Tae, let’s take a quick shower and then play with the pup.” He says before walking away to the bathroom, ready to take a shower.
“Baby! Minnie! Wait! Have you given her a name yet?” He yells from where he is still looking at the pup, entranced by her cuteness.
“No, part of the present was that you were allowed to pick the name!” He hears Jimin call out from the bathroom. Jimin gniffels at the squeal he hears at as reply.
“I have the best boyfriend of the world,” Taehyung decides before running to the shower to join his amazing boyfriend.
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jasonscaramel · 7 years
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Safe - Negan x Reader - Part 5
warnings: language, angst
pls let me know what u think ! x
“Negan, just hear me out. Please,” you begged unashamedly. You were bored. Terribly bored. You hadn’t left Negan’s room in a week, and you were beginning to get real tired of twiddling your thumbs to keep busy.
“I’ve already told you the answer. It’s no.” Negan didn’t look up from the map on his desk, and you sighed, moving to sit on the desk. This got his attention.
“I can’t be stuck in this room all the time. I’m going crazy. Just let me leave this room.” Negan’s face softened, and he nodded, making the glasses slide down his nose.
“Fine. Tomorrow should be pretty god damn easy. You stick with me—”
“Do as you say. I’ve got it.” He smiled, moving to put his hand atop yours. His thumb stroked the top of your hand, and you smiled.
“Good. It’s late, go to bed. You can have the bed tonight.” You grinned, hopping down from the desk. You placed a gentle kiss on his stubbly cheek, and then made your way to the bedroom. You turned around in the doorway, watching as Negan slaved over the papers on his desk.
“Goodnight.”
“Night, doll.”
 You woke up the next day refreshed and excited. You were ready to get out of this (not so tiny) room and explore the Sanctuary, and hopefully get some fresh air. You pulled on the pair of jeans you left laying by the bed, and put your hair into a ponytail. You didn’t hear anything coming from the living room, and you were almost worried that Negan had left without you, but once you opened the door, you were relieved.
“Well good fuckin’ morning, sleeping beauty. Ready to get the day started?” You nodded, and Negan stood from the couch. He slung Lucille over his shoulder and walked to the door, holding it open for you. You smiled, muttering a ‘thank you,’ and walked into the hallway. After the door shut, his free hand immediately went to your back. It was comforting, because despite how ready you were to get out of that room, you were anxious to be out in the Saviors’ world again.
The first stop was the mess hall, where everyone who wanted to wake up this early sat, eating their oatmeal. Negan brought you up to the line, cutting to the front, and the two of you were immediately given your plates, with a few extra strawberries thrown in. Negan said nothing, turning to find a table, but you made sure to tell the lady who gave you your food thank you.
You and Negan sat down, eating your breakfast in silence. You could tell he was tired; you figured he didn’t go to sleep until late last night. You didn’t want to annoy him with any conversation, so you ate in silence, surprised at how good the oatmeal was and watching most of the people in the mess hall leave to go to their jobs.
“Negan,” a distant voice chirped, and you looked to Negan, confusion on your face. He rolled his eyes, grabbing at his waist and pulling out a walkie-talkie.
“What the fuck is it now, Simon?”
“You’re needed upstairs… there’s been a bit of an issue.”
Negan sighed, shaking his head. “Okay. Gimme a fuckin’ minute.” He put the walkie back onto his belt, looking to you. “Sweetheart—”
“Negan, no. I’m not going back into the room. Please,” Negan closed his eyes, but nodded nonetheless.
“Fine. Get up.” You got up, grabbing your tray and following closely behind. Negan led you into the kitchen, taking your tray and throwing it into the sink. The noise caught everyone’s attention, and they kneeled for him. “Jean, come here.” An older woman stood from the back and began walking toward you. You were immediately able to tell that she was a beta. “Jean, this is Y/N. I have a few things to do, and I figured you two could keep each other company.” Jean nodded, and despite how bad you wanted to shout about how you didn’t need a babysitter, you just smiled at Jean. Negan left after placing a kiss to your head, and everyone resumed their activities.
“It’s nice to meet you, Y/N.” You smiled at her, telling her the same, and she took you over to the front of the kitchen where a few chairs were. You began chatting, and you could tell she was grateful for the break from working.
 You sat in the kitchen for a while without anything really happening. Jean had to go back to work, getting the lunches prepped and ready, when a woman walked into the kitchen. Normally, as you did earlier, you wouldn’t take notice, but this woman caught your eye. She was wearing a tight black dress, stilettos on her feet and her hair perfectly curled. You watched as she spoke with one of the cooks, and you realized she wasn’t the same woman that came to Negan’s door. There’s more of them?
The woman flicked her hair over her shoulder as she left, and you waved at Jean, getting her attention. She walked over you, gladly sitting down in the chair beside you.
“Who was that?” You questioned, shifting in your seat to face her. Jean looked uncomfortable, and a bit confused.
“Amber.”
“Who is she? Why was she dressed like that?”
Jean sighed, shoulders sagging. “I don’t know if I should be the one to tell you this, Y/N.”
Confusedly, you spoke, “tell me what?”
“Amber is one of Negan’s wives. That’s why she’s dressed that way.” You felt your eyes bug out of your head as the gears in your brain turned. Wives? One of? What does that even mean? Jean gave you a sympathetic look, hand reaching out to yours. You were incredibly confused. Multiple wives. Multiple scantily-clad wives. He kissed you!
“I—I have to go.” You stood, turning and ignoring Jean’s pleas for you to return. You made your way to the double doors of the kitchen, pushing your way out with a heaving breath.
“Where the fuck do you think you’re going?” You froze, looking up from the floor and meeting Negan’s eyes.
“Anywhere but here,” you darted past him, trying to escape the confused look on his face. You felt blindsided by all of this; you needed some air. You knew, however, that stepping foot outside would only make your day worse, so you opted to climb the stairs to Negan’s room. He was on your heels, asking you questions you elected to ignore. You flung the door to his room open, walking over to the couch and dropping yourself on it.
“What the fucking fuck, doll? The fucks wrong with you?” He stood across from you, the coffee table being the only thing separating you.
“When were you going to tell me about your wives?” Negan’s face dropped, realization donning on him, and he sighed.
“Doll—”
“I’m not stupid, Negan. I know that kiss meant nothing to you, but you at least could’ve had the decency to tell me you had wives!” Negan ran a hand over his face, sitting in the chair across from the couch.
“I’m not… emotionally invested in them, if that’s what you’re wondering.”
“Oh!” you scoffed, throwing your hands in the air. “So you’re telling me you just fuck them. Wonderful.” You paused, letting the information sink in. Shakily, you inquired, “are they… are they Omegas?”
Negan almost looked offended, eyes pleading with you to understand. “No, no. They’re all Betas. Listen, Y/N—I took them in when they needed extra protection, like I did with you—”
“I am not one of your wives.” You growled at him, a glare accompanying your words. He desperately tried to backtrack.
“No, I didn’t mean it like that. It’s—it’s hard to explain, doll. Fuck. It’s a status thing, mainly. I don’t even have sex with all of them.” You sighed, trying to take it all in; it was a lot. You thought you were getting somewhere with Negan. You thought he might have felt the same pull as you did.
You sat in silence for a while, trying to let his words process. Looking at his face, you almost dropped the whole thing. His features were soft, lips puckered and eyes remorseful. You didn’t know why he hadn’t told you earlier, you had your own theories. Maybe he wanted to drag you along; lead you on and drop the bomb. You had a small inkling of hope, though, in the idea that he did it to spare you. That maybe he felt the same way about you, and he didn’t want to ruin the… whatever it was the two of you had.
You sighed. You had no idea how to feel about this situation. On one hand, you didn’t care. Call you cocky, but if Negan was telling the truth and none of the women are Omegas, then you were special. Alphas mate Omegas, that’s just how it works. On the other hand, you were down right hurt. The man that you trust, and are reluctantly falling for, betrayed that trust by not outright telling you. It was a tough pill to swallow.
“Did you have wives before all of this happened too?” You finally broke the silence, and his head shot up, staring into your eyes.
He seemed confused by your question, but answered nonetheless. “No. It just sort of fuckin’ happened once the Sanctuary was up and running. Why?”
“Huh. I just figured you were Mormon, or something.” His face curled up into a smile, a gruff laugh emanating from his chest. You began to chuckle too, even though you were completely serious. You were glad to have some sort of comedic relief.
Once he stopped laughing, he licked his lips, looking at you with a serious expression. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, doll. I didn’t know how the fuck to say it.” You searched his eyes for a hint of anything less than sincerity, but you didn’t find anything. You hoped he wasn’t lying. You desperately hoped he wasn’t leading you on.
“I still don’t know how to feel, Negan. I’m just being honest… but it would help if I got the bed tonight. Y’know, help me think it over.” You smiled, hoping to lighten the mood, but Negan wouldn’t budge.
“Yeah, of fuckin’ course. Whatever you need, doll.” He moved around the coffee table to you, leaning down to press a kiss to your forehead. Your eyes closed as you breathed in his scent. He was reluctant to pull away, but when he did, he spoke, “I’ve got to go deal with a few more things. If you need me…”
“I’ll come find you.” Your voice was soft, and he nodded at your words. Negan turned on his heels, leaving the room. You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding, and you put your head in your hands. What the fuck were you going to do…
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1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
Like relationship? Like do I have a girlfriend? Nope
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
Yeah I always forgive everyone. I don’t really hold grudges, like at all. I love people. Although I guess I am still pretty mad at band staff.. 
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
What the fuck this furry shit
4: What’s something you really want right now?
I want tomorrow to be over with nothing gone wrong, I am so fuckin stressed. School needs to end. Now.
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
No someone make me fall in love with them RIGHT NOW
6: Do you like the beach?
Not particularly, starting to be more fond of it, but ehhhh I like bonfires at the beach for sure!
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Yeah all the time. Couches are great places for naps
8: What’s the background on your cell?
It like, space. Stars and shit.
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
Mine, Jamie’s old bed, Tu’s, ummmmmm… honestly I don’t know. Emme’s? Way back in Santa Barbara? That can’t be right but like
10: Do you like your phone?
Yee it’s neat, sometimes it’s kinda shitty though. Texting is a ball ache.
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
Right now….? Yeah.. I’ll let you know tomorrow lmao
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
The fuck who knows that shit… Emme? Tracy? Someone???
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
Poodle baby
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Emotional pain probably, but I haven’t experienced any big physical pain things. No bone breakings, no bad burns.. So who knows, someone hurt me
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Zoo’s are more mindless fun I’d say! I can just be a kid again
16: Are you tired?
Shit dude you know it.. This question is real as fuck
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
Like you talkin alphabetical? I think I’ve known Aileen since Freshman year.
18: Are they a relative?
Again, alphabetically naw
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
yes
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
Just talked to her last night fam
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
Nope, that’s too much pressure, I’ve got some life to live first.
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yeah always
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
Big fat zero
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
Nope, and I hate these kinds of questions lmao
25: What’s on your mind?
OH I’m glad you asked!!! Tomorrow I have to go to court from 1:30-3:30, then go to a commission meeting from 4-5:30 then another from 6-7. Then I get home and have to finish ~20% of e2020 and if anything goes wrong in this process I simply do not graduate with my friends!!!!! FUN
26: Do you have any tattoos?
Nope, but I’d consider getting some. I don’t really have any meaningful symbols or anything in my life though so who knows.
27: What is your favorite color?
Purple bb
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Hopefully everyday for the rest of my life.
29: Who are you texting?
Texting, nobody. Snapchat? Nikki as always and Amber
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
Yeah wtf
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
This is ominous. Probably? Who cares, I don’t have like some story.
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
YEAH!!! She a homie, Nikki Bee is perfect ily. But I have lots others too, I can just talk to Nikki about literally anything.
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
I’d like to think so ya, but in reality, probably not lmao
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, I get it fairly often. In fact the other day I was at the school and this girl who walked past me stopped to compliment my eyes and then yelled at her friend to come see. I was flustered, it was nice.
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
The last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you. lol. I dunno, I’d probably be a little bitter, but they ain’t mine they can do whatever they want. I just don’t wanna watch
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
Nope, Valentines Day was nice and equally stressful. Almost didn’t do anything but it turned out to be a pretty okay day. Some big complications tho.
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
Yup, pretty close friends luckily!
38: What do your friends call you?
Attractive? Cool? Bit of a dick (who am I kidding a major dick). Lmao they just call me Michael. Some times Mickey McG
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yeah fuck band
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
All the time binch. A lot of my breakups and stuff have been over texts. Not only that but also arguments or deep discussions. Texting is wild.
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
On my chest probably. Maybe legs somewhere. I’m white, we whites bruise pretty easily.
42: What is it from?
Who knows, they appear.
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
Every time I invite a girl over who I’m not really that into, I just think about them leaving the whole time. Same when I go out with some girl I’m not really into. I just wanna go. It’s shitty.
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
If Skype call counts, then the homies. If not, then Lizz I think.
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
Ummmmmm not reaaaaally, different shoes for different occasions and outfits. I switch it up.
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
Not anymore :)
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
Douubt it, my head is a weird shape.
48: Do you make supper for your family?
lol
49: Does your bedroom have a door
Yes…??
50: Top 3 web-pages?
Probably Tumblr, Youtube, and Netflix (maybe Amazon?)
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
Probably? But idk they’re lame. Shopping rocks.
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
Right now, ya. Always. I’m a mound of aches and pains. But specifically nope I’m pretty good today.
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
Goodbyes are fake. Not real. Nobody ever leaves me. Fake. (yes)
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Soda probably? Ya some good ole’ Dr. Pepper.
55: How is your hair?
Cute thanks for asking
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
Go. Back. To. Sleep. (check my phone eventually)
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
I sure hope so!!!!
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
Yes. 100%. No question.
59: Green or purple grapes?
Tough one but I’d say green.
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
Hopefully every fuckin day. Graduation probably though, lotta people.
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Yeah I would rather be out with people havin fun any day of the week.
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
Still texting people, so gimme 5 seconds.
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
Asleep in bed pls.
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
Asleep in bed pls.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Did I like Lizz by then? No of course not, Amber. Probably Amber.
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yeah plenty of people, but Genessis lights up my fuckin world!!! Same with Julia!!! They’re precious!!! 
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Nope, lonely boy (busy boy)
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
I dunno I was probably horny or panicked. Or both.
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Yeah of course, everyone has let downs. I can’t think of anything specific though
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
Right now? 3. But that’s not the usual.
71: How many fingers do you have?
What the fuck.
72: What is your ringtone?
Whatever the basic thing is, I keep it on silent all the time.
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
Almost 19
74: Where is your Mum right now?
Asleep upstairs. Sleepy mum.
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
I couldn’t live being around her dad all the time, plus my feelings just kinda faded. I don’t know, it was rough. I still care about her a ton though.
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
Yeah probably
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
Luckily yeah!! and more!!
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
Um ye: Jenna Kern, Summer Stevens, and Cassie Frame to name a few.
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
Meeeeeee
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Yeah of course, I love sleepin with people like that. It’s perfect.
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
2-3 who knows. A few. Lots. Probably 10′s
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
Yuuppp, I think so, 3 days is a standard gap probably lmao
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Yeah I always talk to the girls I like lmao like all the time
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
Apparently a bunch of assholes. Me and my friends would never, it’s shitty.
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
As long as they aren’t like, fucked with drugs, then no.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
We were in the front front row and we were literally 10 feet from the screen. It was the worst experience of my life.
87: Who was your last received call from?
Me mom
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
I mean.. Yeah? The fuck the butterfly would understand I wouldn’t even feel that shitty about it.
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
Goldfish. Sex. In that order.
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
Umm probably? But not many people have really destroyed my trust for them, so it’s not a big deal. I am not a very honest person, so trust isn’t a huge concept to me lmao
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
Nope, I sleep too long into the day. Noises would wake me up. Shame too, I like my room chilly.
92: Do you get along with girls?
You know it bby
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
No, but if you think I am, confront me. I’ll letcha know
94: Does sex mean love?
Hell no??? It can I guess but like.. very separate.
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
Naw we’d be a-ok
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
Nope but I’m down, hmu
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
Ya… always… thanks for reminding me… binch
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
My friends make me happier than anything. I love them all so much and they’re a joy to be around/talk to. I’m glad the seniors last year have still been so influential in my life especially.
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure why not, girls are pretty.
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
I don’t know, what grade am I in lmao. This was a weird one to end on. Literally who knows
Thanks a bunch you monster!! This was fun binch
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